Obvious thread is obvious
Who is what what/who this weekend? Those who cannot attend the Mech@Ba$h, what are you up to?

I'm hopefully having a pint with the one and only DG this afternoon after he has dropped the sweary one off at the train station. I will then be on babysitting duties this evening (red wine and the Sopranos)

Alt:
Fucking nice day innit? Many many scantily clad students wandering past our office.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:54, 104 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'll be having a pint at lunchtime with some cunt off the internet.
Then after, who knows? Probably going to meet a mate tomorrow. The weekend is my lobster.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:00, Reply)

What a co-incidence
Me too
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:07, Reply)

I NOES RITE?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:08, Reply)

For the record, and purposes of identification
I shall be wearing black jeans, a white t-shirt and a rakish smile.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:13, Reply)

I shall be wearing grey combats, a white T shirt
and a stonking lob on
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Is this you?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Or this?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Or this?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:16, Reply)

This one for sure
Watchoo talkin 'bout Willis?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Na, I has blond hair innit?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Blofro

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:23, Reply)

The Bond villain?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:26, Reply)

White pussy lols.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:27, Reply)

All the girls in our office are in short skirts and so on again
I'm enjoying this quite a lot.
( Kroney, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:03, Reply)

This x 100

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:07, Reply)

Wanking under your desk
is inappropriate behaviour.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:29, Reply)

Only when the noise puts staff off

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:29, Reply)

Bite on a Kleenex then.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:30, Reply)

*bites*
*spunks on keyboard*
*is unable sdsbdhsabddhg type dfbd*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Just don't get your Kleenex mixed up if you do.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Use a sock.
I've always at least one handy.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:32, Reply)

That's a glove, surely?
/bad joke is bad
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:34, Reply)

My word
I actually lolled at that
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Blimey
Have you been drinking already?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Not as yet, no
Unless coffee counts
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:44, Reply)

What a marvellous idea.
Beer Garden. It's actually their back yard, with cig burned Astro-Turf, but you get the drift.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:44, Reply)

You're not near The Walrus are you?
Although I am sure there is more than one pub with a scruffy back yard and fag burnt astro turf.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Never heard of it.
Every town has one I'm sure.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:58, Reply)

You ain't no daddy here

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:35, Reply)

nomnomnomnom

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:33, Reply)

Sock mayo.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:34, Reply)

Crunchy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:36, Reply)

I shall take your word for it.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:38, Reply)

Hot girls are solar powered, it's the only explanation.
I'm going to the bash, and the hardman lunch. I'll be leaving around about 9 though before I catch autism.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:05, Reply)

I like your working here
I think their breasts and legs must be the panels
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:07, Reply)

What is this hardman lunch thing that everyone is banging on about that I haven't had a personal invite too?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:25, Reply)

Tayyabs tomorrow.
Monty did mention it last week, I'm sure.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Oh cool, maaaybe.
I got a special treat maybe possibly for your misses tomorow. seeing as the weather is nice, to go down to the park tomo. There is something happening in one of the parks (a supprise) that I guarntee will fill the both of us up with so much extreme joy that she'll be smiling for a month.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:44, Reply)

ALSO, also, I found an amazingly simple but wicked idea on a blog I read, for desert tonight, which I want to try.
You get some cookie dough, I'll use the pre-made stuff, and you put it on an upside down muffin tin, and then you can have cookie cups, which you can fill with ice cream.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:49, Reply)

I think maybe possibly if my ice cream maker machine is in the freezer (and I donno if it is or isn't)....
.... then I'll make some ice cream myself.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:50, Reply)

Gonz, it's Needos tomoz.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Going for a curry before the bash proper,
gaz monty.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Oh ok, who's going?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:50, Reply)

Not sure full list, me monty al and a bunch of others I think 7 in all?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:23, Reply)

16 in all

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Wear a condom
No autism
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:28, Reply)

I might start breathing through my mouth though.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:29, Reply)

Gas mask?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:30, Reply)

That may help with the smell as well...
Good thinking.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Could be a touch warm though
I suggest filling it to the eye-level with freezing cold water
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:31, Reply)

You know that thing where you work opposite a girls secondary school
and it's really hot, and it appears that the uniform is a fitted shirt over a short pleated skirt and black knee length socks? Yeah, so if they aren't naked it's not actually illegal to take some photos is it? Especially if you include a few of the huffer mooses who wearing woolen tights and jumpers and are about a foot taller and two foot wider than their mates, because everyone knows nobody is gonna fancy them right?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:12, Reply)

You keep telling the filth that

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:14, Reply)

In other nonce related news, I watched Terra Nova with some mates last night
about 20 minutes in my friend cautiously said "ermm, how old is the girl playing the daughter" turns out she's 18 we can think she's hot!
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:18, Reply)

I must watch this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:21, Reply)

I'm shooting a gig tonight.
Probably bashing tomorrow night.
If not, I'll be waving at the Tory delegates.

It's a scorcher. Student norks everywhere.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:15, Reply)

I was summoning up the courage to attend the bash
Then I found out that the wife had booked for us to spend this weekend at the seaside. So I'm doing that instead.
Alt: Where are they all for the rest of the year, eh?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Off to watch the exciting top of the table league 2 game between Southend and Shrewsbury tonight
because I am so fucking exciting since I gave up drinking...


Alt: Working on The South Bank is a pleasure today. The tourists are out in force and not much else.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:28, Reply)

I haven't given up drinking but I will be babysitting whilst Mrs Cow gets pissed
At least you get out
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:32, Reply)

You'd rather stay in and drink than go out and never be allowed to drink though, wouldn't you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:34, Reply)

This is true
There is a cheeky bottle of red with my name on it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:36, Reply)

That's true.
I'm secretly quite excited. It's a big game for us and I haven't been to a floodlit evening game since before I left Essex for Uni in '92.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:35, Reply)

I'm considering a Skem visit, but that's unlikely
I've been invited to a housewarming, but my friend's whiney ex is there, and I know he'll likely act a prick, so that's not exactly tempting either.

I wish I was bashing, but sadly I can't afford to.

Alt: Aye, it's fucking glorious. Shame I can't enjoy it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:29, Reply)

Skem sounds like a lovely place to visit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:32, Reply)

I bet it's in the North

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Well, I still have quite a number of friends there, so I'd be going to see them
Then would likely spend the afternoon in the best pub around there (as long as the weather stays clear).
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:36, Reply)

I misread that as Skeg.
As in Skegness. FTW.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:34, Reply)

some of the comments in this thread make me long for the days
when men will be obsolete and women will rule the world
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:34, Reply)

Don't worry you little head about politics sweet-tits.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Sugar tits surely?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:37, Reply)

West Rui-slip

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:37, Reply)

ha ha. I'll email her that.
She doesn't seem to be lolling about it as much as she should.
Some people, no sense of humour
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Tell she she needs to undergo training

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:39, Reply)

I've just watched the infamous interview with a trader on the BBC
pretty depressing if he's correct, so i might spend my weekend working out how to protect/make money from a stock market crash
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Trend following and short selling.
But you'll need a lot of money up front to make it worth your while otherwise all your potential profit will be eaten up by fees.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:36, Reply)

This^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:37, Reply)

I've got about £25k

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:38, Reply)

Crack on then
Sage words of advice: Don't speculate on what you can't afford to lose
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Really I just want to protect it, from inflation and any other economic problems on the horizon
Maybe I'll sell my house as well and just bugger off for 3 5 7 10 years when this is all over
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:41, Reply)

Stick it in a 3 year bond at guaranteed rates
or pay it off your mortgage
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:42, Reply)

You could do it,
I wouldn't though, no one knows what's going on in the markets.
At the moment I'd invest it in a buisness that is good and established, but has been undervalued by the current problems.
Buy £25k of Barclays shares now and you'll get a decent dividend every year and probably be able to sell them for 20-30% more in a couple of years at least.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:42, Reply)

Also not a bad idea

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:43, Reply)

It will probably become part of the deposit on a new house in 18 months
But sounds sensible

*fires up amazon*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:44, Reply)

*death by snu-snu lols*

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:49, Reply)

Just looked at current share prices and dividend payments for barclays
for 25k you could get 15500 shares, dividend of 1p per share this year so that's 1.5k a year and lets face it barclays isn't going to go bust and will make profit in the next 18 months.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Oh sorry that was an interim payment, more like 2-3p dividends.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:47, Reply)

That would work out cracking!
*wishes he had £25K*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:50, Reply)

2005-2006 they were doing 15p+ dividends.
No wonder the rich stay rich.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:51, Reply)

It's bloody lovely.
Shame the office is sweatier than a nerd's armpit.

Still, office lovelies in short skirts... happy Luggage!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:45, Reply)

You just need to get into one now

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:46, Reply)

They're all married, worse luck.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:49, Reply)

And you wouldn't know what to do even if you got the opportunity.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Surely these married girls could teach him a thing or two though?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:58, Reply)

They would probably break his confidence
when he shoots his load in his pants as they take off their bras.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:00, Reply)

bras earrings
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:01, Reply)

Stupid sexy earrings

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Yes it is, just had lunch in a beer garden with a workmate, the view was cracking
This weekend is fairly unremarkable, save for the return of SCD and the season finale of Doctor Who, and am DJing tomorrow night which is why I can't come to the bash. Apart from that I daresay I'll be getting roped into much Ballroom practice. Yay.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Bender.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:07, Reply)

You so want me

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:13, Reply)

If you were 5pm and the news that the wife had decided to go out for the evening and that I should just get a takeaway and play Total War all night
then yes. I would want you.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:15, Reply)

Which total war are you playing?
I've always liked the idea of them more than the games. But haven't played any since medieval.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Empire.
It's so massive and complicated that I don't know if it's as good. The upgrade options for buildings and stuff are a bit opaque so I've been playing it for a few hours and I've only just got my head around it. It's not as good as Medieval 2 for my money, but we'll see.

The world domination only gives you 100 years, and since each turn is 6 months, that only gives you 200 turns, which doesn't seem enough to research everything you need to end up with the really cool soldiers.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Equal amounts of perv, nerd and gay in this post
Well done sir!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:13, Reply)

It may be lovely outside but what with out tinted windows and over-zealous air conditioning I wouldn't know
Jumpers and cardigans are the order of the day, so a cheeky 'flash of ankle' is all I've got to get the heart racing.

This weekend will involve taking the kids to birthday parties, plastering and a chainsaw. All unrelated, of course.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:15, Reply)

Shame they are un-related
/bert
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:15, Reply)