I've never made decent hash brownies

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:13, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

My first time but if it all fails at least we'll have cake to eat.

( girlinthehole, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:14, Reply)

As long as it's broken down by fat or alcohol you'll be fine.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:17, Reply)

she's 90% fat and 10% alcohol
she'll be fine
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:20, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:20, Reply)

I think that should be your sig.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:29, Reply)

I agree.

( girlinthehole, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:30, Reply)

wTF is a sig?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:32, Reply)

It's the bit after your username, in your case it says "Accord driving housewhale".
sig, is a commonly used abbreviation for "signature", indeed, when you go to "update my profile" the box is actually labelled as "Board Sig:"
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:35, Reply)

WTF is a username?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:37, Reply)

It's hip drug slang.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:40, Reply)

it's funny but I don't get it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:41, Reply)

You clearly aren't hip enough.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:44, Reply)

I should problably stop dressing like Pelvis

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Think of words beginning with 'sig'.
Unless you are genuinely as retarded as you are pretending to be with this 'comedy character' you should hit upon it fairly quickly.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:35, Reply)

wait, I have something important to tell you...

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:39, Reply)

Does it by any chance relate to the playing of 'Scatch'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:39, Reply)

it does not, scatch is a hobby, not that important
this is imperative, absolutely essential that the board knows waht I am about to tell you
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:40, Reply)

I am literally in the middle of my seat with anticipation.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:42, Reply)

B3tia-tors, AR YOU READY?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Is is (IT) that your surname is a playground slang term for a kind of poo?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:45, Reply)

no!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Is it that you do art that looks like a 12 year old child with no hands has done it?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:48, Reply)

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING THESE THINGS

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Monty, I tried to understand this sentance
but it's making no sense to me.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Wormulus RL name.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Oh right
Monty's post still makes no sense from a grammatical point of view.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:49, Reply)

I see, the second "is" should actually have been an "it"

(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Do you have new socks?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:40, Reply)

no
you just made me feel really sad about my plain socks, thanks
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Oh well, maybe you can ask for some "hilarious" Simpsons branded socks for Christmas
where Homer is saying "d'oh" because he's done something incorrectly
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:44, Reply)

I got some like that for my dad once
from pundland
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Just one more reason why he hates you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:48, Reply)

I remmebr all the times we played scatch
aww, memories
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:52, Reply)

Ah memories, but so sad that he walked out on your mother to be with his Lativian boyfriend

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:54, Reply)

that's not true
you ust be confsing me with somebody else you know
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Eating hashish is a bad idea, from experience.
It's too hard to control dosage.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:15, Reply)

I'm erring on the side of caution.

( girlinthehole, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Patience and restraint are required when awaiting the effects to start working.
Especially if you've a full stomach - you can easily be waiting for over an hour. I have fucked myself up royally by ignoring this fact.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:19, Reply)

I will remember that : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:20, Reply)

This
'Actually, these brownies are really rather good, I think I'll have another...'
An hour later I was so out of it that the only way I could deal with being that wasted was to sleep it off. I felt horrendous and it wasn't fun at all.
(berk, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:23, Reply)

A chum of mine ate a quarter of hash to avoid arrest, once.
He was hallucinating on and off for the next two days.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Dear god, just the thought of that makes me feel ill
that's the better part of two years supply for me.
(berk, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:29, Reply)

BRIILLIANT!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:30, Reply)

Quite the opposite. The poor boy was in bits.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:33, Reply)

what's your opinion of scatch?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Louis Armstrong?
Not very good.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:36, Reply)

no man, the beach game with the velcro pads and the tennis ball
you dig?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:38, Reply)

I sho nuff dig it.
I live to play games of any kind. My favourites are games on what I call the 'SNES'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:41, Reply)

bless you

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:42, Reply)

funny cos SNES looks like SNEEZE, people^^

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:42, Reply)

I don't really have a sweet tooth so this will stop me eating more than I should.

( girlinthehole, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:26, Reply)

You should make stilton and hash souffles instead.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:28, Reply)

My friend once had a dinner party
where everyone came in black tie and at which every course contained some form of narcotic.
The worrying thing is, I completely and utterly believe her.
(berk, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:31, Reply)

OH MAN
and then some bitch was OD-in' int he corner and marse4lllus wallace was all like WTF

and vinnie was all lmfao
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Quick recipe.
Dissolve hash/grass in butter, mix with crunchy peanut butter, honey/syrup, and crushed digestives. Stick the mess in a baking tray/cake tin, tamp down till it looks like a brownie, and stick it in the fridge till set.
Either eat as is, or use as a base for cream, chocolate etc.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Can you use it to prevent Muslamic Ray Guns?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:36, Reply)

As most hash comes from that part of the world,
probably not. I always used this recipe when using
black, because of the taste, never liked smoking black.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:40, Reply)

I want britian to be about british.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:44, Reply)

YEAH and Peckham should be for the Peckish

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:47, Reply)

No matter how well Pakistani or Afghani Black is packed,
it always absorbs the petrol fumes used to smellproof the tins, due to it's softness. Soft slates suffer the same problem, whereas harder gear doesnt.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:48, Reply)

It's also much easier to cut.
Chap I know (a non-smoker) stayed with some fellows who worked producing hash when in Pakistan. They would nick large lumps and make the weight up with flip flops.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Me too berk, true story, last night I had an uncelebratory brownie desert that you put in the oven, you know, the gooie tesco kind...
... and I thought to myself "Gonz, if you cook the whole thing, you're gonna eat the whole thing. I know, I know, you can eat the whole thing in one sitting, or you can have it in 3 sittings over a few days. Eaither way, the calories are gonna be the same, but c'mon, spread it out a bit" So I put 1/3rd of it in the oven, and it was just the right amount for me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Seriously?
Holy shit Gonz, that's some cool rationing right there.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Fo'sho', swear down on that one.
I also have some of my Ma's home made chicken soup with lockshan and kanadalach, Happyness in a bowel, that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:55, Reply)

That a boweling bowel, or a soup bowel.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:57, Reply)

I have this problem
when I make Crumble; I end up eating the whole thing. A good way around this is to buy those tiny childsize pots of custard. That way there's only enough custard for a non-gluttonous portion.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Good thinking.
Do you remember pink custard that they served up in primary school? How comes you can't get that anymore?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Pink food colouring is still available.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:05, Reply)

yeah, I went o visit my parents sometime in teh 90s
when TellyTubbies was new. My Dad used pink food colouring to make us all TubbyPorrige.*

I hope this explains a lot

*tubbycustard is pink custard that the tellytubbies eat
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Wasn't that blamange?

( girlinthehole, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:05, Reply)

It wasn't even blancmange.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:13, Reply)

You should have seen my first spelling of it.

( girlinthehole, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Yes, I should.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:19, Reply)

b s
from experience if your over 30
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:17, Reply)