NO DOUBLE DIPPING
or touching food in any way shape or form. and especially not drinks.

having to ensure that things like volume levels on the tv are odd numbers.

taking my make-up off before i go to sleep.

that's about it. not too weird, surely.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:21, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

What if the dips are meant to go together?!
Have you ever been double dipped?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:22, Reply)

then you put a bit of each on the item with a clean knife
god these things are not difficult.

no, only ass to mouth.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:22, Reply)

*awaits sounds of monocoles dropping*

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:24, Reply)

well, he asked!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:24, Reply)

I think we'd need to be surprised for that to happen.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:25, Reply)

That would be why mine is firmly in place
but I was expecting some surprise from others less au fait with Miss Swipe.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:27, Reply)

by "au fait"
he does not mean that we have ever indulged in said activity.

i felt that his deliberate ambiguity needed some clarity, right here.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:28, Reply)

I feel that your denial is a tad hasty there
I don't think anyone assumed we had. But of course, now they do. Well played.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:30, Reply)

i very much doubt anyone except us is even still reading it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Surely everyone know what she's like by now?
and any way she's making it up.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:28, Reply)

ORLY?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:30, Reply)

I suspect the chances of someone who's petrified of BAD BACTERIA
going ATM are, granted, pretty low.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:31, Reply)

it's funny because an ATM would also be covered in bacteria
possibly more so than one's ass, i'd have thought.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:33, Reply)

this is, indeed, true.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:34, Reply)

the dude i went out with last night
was telling me that foreign currency is a big source of making people ill in some countries - can this be true? i guess it prob gets a lot of strange fingers fingering it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:36, Reply)

I seriously doubt it
sounds rather EDL "those forrins with their forrin germs" to me.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:38, Reply)

As much as I think I might regret this
Really?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:26, Reply)

you can choose the answer you most want to hear
and apply it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:27, Reply)

Haha, fair enough!
*spluffs*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:28, Reply)

When my neurotic ex moved out I started putting things at odd numbers
just because I could.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:23, Reply)

i THINK mine goes back to being a teenager with "he loves me, he loves me not"
does that make me as neurotic as your ex?

*fears*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Depends.
Do you mutilate yourself?
Do you leave POT NOODLE containers on my couch?
Do you continually 'borrow' money that eventually amounted to thousands?

As long as you answer "No" to "Did you get a set of keys cut bfore you returned mine so that you could live in my cupboard and watch me sleep?" then I'm not bothered.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:28, Reply)

holy shit!!!
no, i am most definitely normal.

compared to That.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:29, Reply)

The key thing didn't happen. I hope.
It's an occasional dream I have, and a question I occasionally ponder.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:31, Reply)

whilst nailing the cupboard firmly shut from the outside?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:32, Reply)

We've made it fun by pretending there's a cricket player from the olden days lodging in there instead.
His name's Everton McPherson.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:33, Reply)

that's both beautiful and terrifying in equal measures

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:38, Reply)

He's lovely.
Me and my Uncle Nicky have a little soap opera going about me and Everton McPherson.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:40, Reply)

THE BITCH LEFT POT NOODLE CONTAINERS ON YOUR COUCH????

( girlinthehole, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:30, Reply)

With crisp packets inside!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:31, Reply)

She want's locking up and throwing away the key.
Srsly!
( girlinthehole, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:33, Reply)

To be honest that would annoy the fuck out of me.

( girlinthehole, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:33, Reply)

Probably is locked up by now.
I think there've been a couple of hospital stays...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:37, Reply)

Wait, hold up a minute here, we're all missing something here.
Roota, with a 'she'..... Roota, being a smoking hot female girl type person.... having an 'ex'.... who is also [in my mind, at least], a smoking hot female girl type person. Having an 'ex', which means they used to be having sex. GIGGADY GIGADG Y GOOOOOOOOO
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Old news, Gonz!
On a good day she looked like a young Johnny Depp.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:21, Reply)

with or without the facial hair?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:34, Reply)

Without, to be fair.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Wow.
ANd I thought I had it bad.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:30, Reply)

That's ^ the half of it but we've all got tales haven't we.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:31, Reply)

*sympathetic look*
The cupboard thing is full on stalker crazy, hope you stabbed him/her.

Edit: never mind.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Hahah

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Laugh now..... there is no second part to the sentence.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:39, Reply)

how do you eat food without touching it?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:24, Reply)

darling
we don't all shovel it in with our bare hands. some of us use these things called "knives" and "forks".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:25, Reply)

What about sandwiches?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:26, Reply)

What about fish and chips?
Or do you ask for one of those wooden forks?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:29, Reply)

toasted sandwiches should be cut up
wraps i can cope with using fingers, but i want the bitch who made them to wear motherfucking gloves.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:29, Reply)

yes, but do you cut them into bite sized pieces and eat them with a knife and fork?if so you are a bit odd at least.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:33, Reply)

I eat toasties and very often pizza with a knife and fork.
I eat poppadums and dips with my hands, and I'm suspectig Swipe wouold too, but maybe she spreads the dips onto them with a knife.
I eat chips and that when I'm pissed but I couldn;t do it sober. That's why I don't really like ribs. I like the taste but eating them and getting my hands all mucky makes me feel sick. Especially if other people are there.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:36, Reply)

there is more than a shade of teh gonz about this post!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:37, Reply)

In the office, lunch is over, being shifty...
Can't type...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:38, Reply)

*adds Roota to the 'a bit odd' list in my head*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:38, Reply)

Now I know why you get on so well with my OCD brother.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:39, Reply)

I do eat chips sober, I just mean not with my hands.
I can eat pizza with my hands when he's there too.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:39, Reply)

mr b3th won't share drinks
I don't know what he thinks he might catch...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:49, Reply)

Coldsores, colds, 'flu!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:49, Reply)

He's more likely to catch them from the snogging and stuff than sharing a drinks bottle...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:52, Reply)

oh you mean he won't share with YOU!
Hahah, silly sod's had his willy in you!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:57, Reply)

*drops monocle*

( girlinthehole, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:58, Reply)

For chips 'n dips?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:27, Reply)

eating canapes with a knife and fork might be considered a tad weird.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:28, Reply)

yeah, well, your face might be considered a tad weird
and it smells.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Oh, zing.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:32, Reply)

sorry
hope i haven't hurt your feelings. i was just lashing out because you told everyone about the whole ATM thing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:34, Reply)

I'm sorry sweetheart, I just can't believe that society would judge us so, and over a cash machine of all things?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:37, Reply)

this place would
it's full of judges
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:38, Reply)

I genuinely hope it isn't
the legal system is worrying enough as it is...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:40, Reply)

Toast would be weirder.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:30, Reply)

not with cheese and mushrooms and onions and jalapenos on it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Us Northeners
eat a whole roast chicken with our bare hands, then throw the bones to the hunting dogs.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:33, Reply)

chicken cow
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:33, Reply)

My Navy mate told me about "Chicken on a fist"`
This is where you skewer a whole roast chicken and nom whilst walking down the street
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:43, Reply)

pff!
there's a chicken shop round here called 'Chicken on the Road' always makes me laugh
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:44, Reply)

Does it make you cross?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Fucking excellent.
Face and shirt full of grease, perfect end to a night on the piss.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:45, Reply)

He was in the Royal Navy
This is the least of his worries
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:46, Reply)

You must be a barrel of laughs at a BBQ.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:14, Reply)