I am envious of women who attract men like moths to a flame.
And anyone who understands maths.
( girlinthehole, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:00, 7 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I am also envious of these women.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:01, Reply)

you are envious of women who set fire to men?
interesting.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:01, Reply)

We are attracted subconsiously by their smelly flanges.
You should be pleased that your's isn't
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:04, Reply)

Erm.........................ok

( girlinthehole, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Confidence attracts men
Stop putting yourself down!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Tried it.
Didn't work.
( girlinthehole, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Try again

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:14, Reply)

Meh!

( girlinthehole, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:15, Reply)

This^ is the attitude that is stopping you, right here

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:17, Reply)

I'm just old and tired of trying.
I'm off to buy thermal underwear now.
( girlinthehole, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:18, Reply)

Warm boobies FTW

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:20, Reply)

Well, the thing with maths, is that it's the same result every time. You have figures and operators...
... such as "10 * 14", 10 is a figure, so is 14. And then you have the operator, *, which indicates a timesing. So in this case you take the origional figure, 10 and then you're going to do something to it, which is create 14 of these 10s. Imagine you've got 10 packets of crisps and each packet of crisps has 14 crisps in, you'll have 140 crisps. Now, the thing is, it doens't have to be crisps, it could be lumps of cheese or elephants or anything else that you could have in multipules.... that's why it's so useful, because it could apply to anything. And it'll never veriate, you'll never correctly come to a different awnser, it's the figures that count, not what the figures that represent.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:11, Reply)

ZzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( girlinthehole, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:12, Reply)

MATHS: LEGAL ROHYPINOL

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:13, Reply)

that's arithmetic mate. not maths.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:13, Reply)

No, I'm pretty sure we did timesing and deviding and plusing and minusing in 'maths' lessons at school.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:14, Reply)

it is a part of maths
but arithmetic is a very small part of maths. In general, rather weirdly, people that are good at arithmetic aren't necessarily good at the rest of maths, because maths hits a kind of "break-point" where it becomes impossible to visualise what you are dealing with. And those that are good at arithmetic are often in deep trouble then.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:23, Reply)

The whole idea of multiple dimensions, beyond our three, really confuses me.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:25, Reply)

i like it tho, i was watching somethin where they splained the faster than light travel thing
and the guy was like, it could have been other dimensions, but i doubt it
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Oddly, I've had this conversation with Mrs B on several occasions.
The only way around it is to try and forget about our "arbitrary" dimensions as we understand them and realise that maths uses dimensions solely as the descriptions of the properties of an object, and that "location" and "size" just happen to be the ones that we understand and can see. So, i dunno, if I wanted to describe the properties of a small ball I could give its distance from a fixed point as 3 co-ordinates, its colour represented on a numerical scale as a fourth, and if the ball was moving, how long it had been moving for to be in that current "snapshot" position as a fifth. It's not a great explanation at all, because it's still trying to relate back to what humans can visualise. But it's better than the actual answer, which is "there are as many dimensions as you like. there just are. deal with it"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:34, Reply)

Oh okay
that actually makes more sense, so dimensions are just separate ways of providing information about something in relation to something else?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:37, Reply)

effectively, yep.
it's a method of describing the properties of something, at least in maths. I'm not so sure about multideminsional physics, but I assume it's the same.

the tricky thing is that in reality, none of the properties that these dimensions describe have anything to do with something we can visualise, they are just "properties" .. but it works to think of them like colour, etc.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:42, Reply)

In code, that makes sense easily. It's basicly a class filled with objects and functions.
class ball {
var colour { get; set; }
var xCoOrd { get; set;}
var yCoOrd {get; set;}
var zCoOrd { get; set; }
var width {get; set; }
var height {get; set; }
var depth {get; set;}

function ball($params) {
$this-> = $params['colour'];
$this-> = $params['xCoOrd'];
$this-> = $params['yCoOrd'];
$this-> = $params['zCoOrd'];
$this-> = $params['width'];
$this-> = $params['height'];
$this-> = $params['depth'];

}
}
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:44, Reply)

yep. basically.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:46, Reply)

That's quite easy, really.
I reckon I'm quite clever sometimes.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:54, Reply)

the first is easy
UNLESS you actually like them.

the second is impossible.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:13, Reply)

its true, most men have no standards whatsoever

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:14, Reply)

can't you go back to the upside down stuff?
that was almost as good as you not being here. which tragically doesn't seem to be an option.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:16, Reply)

and yet your STILL single
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LOL
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:17, Reply)

well i've been properly single for 3 days
and i had a date on monday who wants to go out again at the weekend. but don't let that stop your enjoyment!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:20, Reply)

What was Monday boy like?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:22, Reply)

he was very nice
we got on well and i was surprised to see it was half midnight when i checked my watch. and he insisted on paying for everything although i kept trying to stop him, which was really sweet. tbh i think i need at least a month off dating to get over the ex, but i'd see him again for a lovely evening, sure.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:23, Reply)

Deffo hold off on a relationship.
But messing around and having a good time is just what Dr Stunned orders.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:28, Reply)

i need a no strings hot as fuck steamy fling
fortunately i am going on holiday - opportunities galore

unfortunately my dad will be there - opportunities pissed on!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:30, Reply)

don't knock it til you've tried it
yopu could do worse
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:31, Reply)

it's clear that's how you were conceived
i ain't risking it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:33, Reply)

always so mean to me rachelswipe, i hope this doesn't mean we can't be friwends and maybe more if you let me visit you in your eastbourne bungalow

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Hey fuck off
that's my current tactic, stop trying to muscle in on me and swipey becoming best friends again.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:38, Reply)

draw me a picture of quentin flipping burgers for a living OR dying horribly in a crash involving his (toy) helicopter
and i might think about saving you a piece of pizza from the pizza party
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:40, Reply)

wahts all the ahte for rachelswipe?
you up on blocks or what?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:41, Reply)

Is this a pizza party where my invitation got lost in the post?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Is a pizza party a bit like the biscuit game?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:57, Reply)

The lady version
With period instead of jizz.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:06, Reply)

... I'm really very sorry about this post.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:07, Reply)

That would surely take much longer.
And also: Eeuw
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:07, Reply)

oh soz
RACHELSWIPE IS A PRICK AND I HATE HER

click 'i like this' if you love kittens
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:40, Reply)

He is the posterboy for not having parents that are siblings.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:35, Reply)

he is the posterboy for a burgerflipping lifeless fuckwit
is what he is, he is.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:36, Reply)

might have repeated yoursel a bit there lonelychunks

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:41, Reply)

when you change the record, i will

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:42, Reply)

hahahaha, you dememted fruitloop
I come on here you post some half assed insult, i reply and you instantly turn into the bag lady of B3ta
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:44, Reply)

She loves you

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:47, Reply)

i just like pushing him to the point where he drops the crap fake typing
and tries to explain that actually he does have a brain, he just wants to prove some amazing intellectual point...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:49, Reply)

for serious, i mean i'd be worried for my increidbly stable and loving relationship
but every time i picture rachelswipe i see wild, straggly hair, clothes that haven't seen a washing amchine since 1996, crows feet and a biological clock thats going into OVERDRIVE
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:49, Reply)

Yeah yeah yeah

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:49, Reply)

oh man i like taht new nickleback song too

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Now I know you're a complete idiot

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:52, Reply)

lol

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:59, Reply)

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/Eastbourne/bungalows.html

www.breedersonline.co.uk/kittens-for-sale.asp?breed=ANY
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:29, Reply)

"date"
= pity fuck with the post boy
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:23, Reply)

most PEOPLE have no standards
Don't be sexist.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:17, Reply)

i think womens are choosy, if their with a ugly bloke its cos hes rich

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Women are no more choosy than men
If someone is treating you like shit, but you keep letting him poke you, you're not choosy. No matter how good looking he is.
So, she's actually winning MORE now she;s single than when she was 'with' him but he was taking the piss, cos she's had the balls to do one, isn't it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:21, Reply)

sorry but i have no hope of keeping track on what your tryin to say here
cheers for tryin, you did yer best but imma leave it for now

pmsl
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:22, Reply)

I was being serious, and giving her a big up
I'm fucking lovely sometimes, you cunt.
LOL

(lol)

soz
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:24, Reply)

oh right, she keeps picken on me for some reason and then gets all mental when i poke back
i don't know if i can take tyhe stress anymore, its really upsettin me an hurtin my fealins
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:26, Reply)

You juss tel it lak it is bbz

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:30, Reply)

poking wasn't the problem - he wasn't the usual post break up "let's just be fuck buddies" type
he wanted all the other intimate stuff, the 10 emails/texts a day, the 6.30am texts when he had a huge row with his brother, the 9am pics of the gym, the evening chats... basically the relationship without the relationship!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:25, Reply)

Don't be pedantic about details. I was bigging you up you twat.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:26, Reply)

CUNT THIS PRICK IN HER FUCK

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:27, Reply)

No appreciation :(

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:31, Reply)

oh, sorry
that is just so rare on here that i didn't recognise it for the niceness that it was!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:29, Reply)

he was a shirtlifter

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:26, Reply)

AKA HE IS A GAYLORD

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:30, Reply)

its alright, she ties her hair back and lets him do her in the bum

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:32, Reply)

sigh

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:32, Reply)

She has a perfectly good vagina yet he insists in sticking just using the bumhole.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:46, Reply)

Define "perfectly good"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:47, Reply)

it's better than "perfectly good", thanks gonz!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:48, Reply)

1 million city boy workers can't all be wrong !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:53, Reply)

I bet it's hairier than a butcher's arm

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:59, Reply)

if it wasn't for my six figure bank account I probably wouldn't be married with 3 kids at the age of 15

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Maths is just practice,
I get really annoyed with people who say they don't get maths. Just fucking do some maths.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:17, Reply)

I don't get maths.
It gives me hurty bwain.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:18, Reply)

Yeah that,
fuck off, it is not acceptable not to understand maths. I think it should be looked down on in the same way someone who just "doesn't get" working for a living.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:19, Reply)

*slobs on couch*
*scratches arse*

Haha, of course I get maths. I caused the GFC.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:21, Reply)

And don't get me started on "I just don't have a maths brain"
I'm not expecting you to write a book about maths, just be able to work out a percentage without crying.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:21, Reply)

I don't have a musical brain

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:33, Reply)

That's fine music is pointless.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:35, Reply)

What?
Also, music is based on maths.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Everything is based on maths

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:38, Reply)

Wanking isn't

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Yeah it is, rythm, pace and timing

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Spelling isn't based on maths

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:40, Reply)

His spelling is like a bad Steps re-union or a night at Montys
Needs MOAR H
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:41, Reply)

That's probably the stupidest word in the English language

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:42, Reply)

Spell checkers work using maths.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:43, Reply)

Maybe, but language doesn't.

Does it?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:48, Reply)

Haiku?
Poetry?
Songs?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:48, Reply)

No, language
Etymology.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Well the biological design of insects is set by specific design criteria..

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Design?
Are you some kind of creationist buffoon?
I'm choosing to ignore your humorous mistake.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Nonsense, you just go at it like a demented chimp

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Touche.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:40, Reply)

1 + 0 = 1

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:42, Reply)

imgs.xkcd.com/comics/purity.png
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:41, Reply)

It is food for the soul, do you have no soul?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:37, Reply)

balls.
basic arithmetic and algebra is practice. After that there is a certain point in maths where you really can just get it or you can't. No amount of practice, training or shouting is going to change that.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:26, Reply)

I don't think anyone who says they "just don't get maths"
is talking about multidimensional vectors.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:27, Reply)

true.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Or tailoring.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:39, Reply)

I just don't get multidimensional vectors

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:40, Reply)

there's an explanation up there ^

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:43, Reply)

Oh yeah
I get it now.
Cheers.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:47, Reply)

also it's BORING
if your brain doesn't work that way
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:27, Reply)