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Hey folks it's nearly christmas and it's time to meet up with your pals and have fun
I have eaten three turkeys dinners in the last four days, but it's okay because I like turkey.

What have you overindulged in recently? Is there anything you've done that you you don't consider an overindulgence but other people might?

alternatively: North Korea, is this a chance for a new relationship with the outside world or are we one step closer to a nuclear war?
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:20, 168 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Me and my mum ate two owls of cheese balls yesterday
I meant bowls but I like owls better
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:21, Reply)
YOU ATE TWO OWLS??
WHO DO TWOO THINK YOU ARE???
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:23, Reply)
Twit.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:23, Reply)
oi watch yerself, i don't want to be havin no barn-y

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:30, Reply)
Hoisin crispy owls mmmm

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:24, Reply)
Twoo do you think you are would have been better bert but we all know you don't think before rushing headlong into something,
Like your sisters vagina.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:32, Reply)
i've disgraced myself gopod and proper
i dunno bout rushing head first into my sisters minge tho, not sure i'd suit a cunt hat
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:34, Reply)
If the hat fits...

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:18, Reply)
i heard if you eat too much turkey it can be poisonous
for serious dude
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:22, Reply)
I have been over indulging like a bastard.
I am now sober until the big day.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:25, Reply)
I am relieved to read this.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:09, Reply)
My liver is too. And Kidneys.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:13, Reply)
I've overindulged in icecream.
however considering it's homemade, I think it is merely showing my mum that I appreciate her culinary skills.

Alt: depends on who the new Top man is.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:27, Reply)
It's his third son, Kim Jong-un
The one on the left news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/57407000/jpg/_57407286_kim-funfair-cropped.jpg
he looks like a happy guy, probably a prick though.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:36, Reply)
Aw! he's wearing the same coat as his dad.
Isn't that sweet.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:44, Reply)
Dad n' Lad coats

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:49, Reply)
They are off to Beaconscot model village for Kim Jong-un's 26 birthday

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:51, Reply)
Cake
I ate two big slices of the stuff, and I still feel completely and rather sickly full. And probably alcohol. I was drinking fairly steadily last night for a night at home

Alt: Probably one step closer, initial reports haven't been exceptionally positive
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:28, Reply)
Oh Amberl, and I thought you were doing so well with your diet.
Are you even going to be able to fit in a tent next year?
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:29, Reply)
Probably not
I am back on my crash diet today, because in two weeks or so I'll have to wear a swimming costume in front of people in Iceland, and I don't want them mistaking me for a whale. Quotas and all that
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:31, Reply)
Oh boy I hope there are photos of that put on facebook
I love those big old whaling ships, they are seriously impressive.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:36, Reply)
Essential part of the industry donchaknow
it is however causing an internal war over 'cheese toastie v not scaring the other bathers'
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:58, Reply)
I thought you were more a waitrose kinda girl
LOL!
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:37, Reply)
Also, the idea of anyone shopping in Iceland having a leg to stand on if they thought someone else looked whale like is quite preposturous

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:42, Reply)
Lucky number 7 ;)

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:57, Reply)
I haven't yet but I will over indulge in cheese, and all other food for that matter, now I'm home.
I'll be going from brown rice, kidney beans and porridge to all kinds of food that isn't shit. Salmon steak and couscous for lunch I reckon.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:30, Reply)
Alt: Depends how he plays it.
If he thinks he has to impress the military by being aggressive then it can be a problem. If not then it should be ok.

Probably got a month or two of nothing happening to be honest.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:35, Reply)
Booze but I've knocked it on the head till new year.
Alt: I reckon the shit is going to hit the fan.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:36, Reply)
Wait...no booze over Christmas?

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:47, Reply)
this seems inherently wrong...

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:52, Reply)
Sounds suicidal to me

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:54, Reply)
I never drink much at Christmas.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:59, Reply)
Saving it for New Years?

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:01, Reply)
Yup!
Plus I don't like being drunk with family.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:04, Reply)
Can't say I blame you.
I plan to maintain a mild buzz over the festive season, but I'm saving proper drinking for friends at new years.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:30, Reply)
Morning Al.
I have not over indulged recently, I've been a very good girl and I'm hoping to loose a dress size before Christmas really kicks in so I can have a couple of weeks of over indulgence and debauchery.

Alt: I should care, I really should, but I just don't, does this make me a bad person?
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:45, Reply)
But they are your brethran

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:51, Reply)
Who Are?
Korea? I'm not rising to that, you're not that stupid and we both know it.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:52, Reply)
Lets get this straight, I'm calling you a slitty eyed midget...right

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:54, Reply)
Yes, of course, you're one of those I've never met.
I am infact 7 foot tall and very aryan.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:02, Reply)
I try not to overindulge, but I do eat more sugar than is strictly necessary. Also, booze.
Alt: He's weaker than his father, but apparently just as mental. He'll either end up trying to look big in front of the military, or he'll end up being a puppet for them. Neither option is particularly enticing.

I expect there'll be more posturing than normal, but they won't go to war. They're too weak. China will stomp on them if they get too bolshy. China wants to make money with the West, they don't want their retarded step-child throwing shit at our windows.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:47, Reply)
This is a reassuring viewpoint, so I shall choose to share it.
Thank heavens for The People's Republic.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:51, Reply)
North Korea is not an individual dictatorship, rather it is a military one with a head of state as the front
consequently the country will remain stable for the time being as in some ways very little has changed. Kim Jong-un will evetually have a little more power but it will not be absolute, in fact the most important person the ruling family is Kim Jong Ill's brother in law who is a senior official in the army.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:47, Reply)
I think having a week off over Christmas is an overindulgence
but a lot of other people wouldn't.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:58, Reply)
You have every week off

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:58, Reply)
Booze, probably
Ah well, nothing new there. Maybe bacon, as I'm currently eating it 5 times a week.

Alt: I'm hoping for the new relationship option, but I've no fucking clue.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:00, Reply)
Yes this is completely unrelated, but it's well funny.
Computer hackers according to a stock photo site: www.sadanduseless.com/2011/12/stock-photo-hackers/
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:05, Reply)
TIGHTS!

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:12, Reply)
i always thought they looked more like this
news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/49901000/jpg/_49901435_hacker.jpg
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:13, Reply)
I fucking love him
Have you seen any Ed & Oucho?
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:16, Reply)
i loved their inventions show, some of the songs were hit and miss, but the shows pure gold

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:17, Reply)
Yeah I liked the songs because they were in that style of
"You know what song we're ripping off but it's different enough that we won't get sued".
Can you understand Oucho? Some kids can understand every word.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:19, Reply)
i get the odd word but theres no way they can understand all of it the lying little shits

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:25, Reply)
I think daah is 'yes'.
I like how he says 'fabbaluss'.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:26, Reply)
haha, yeah
i just like the garbled grunty nonsense he spouts, and Eds always on the phone to his mum

LOL!
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:29, Reply)
Ed is nice

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:30, Reply)
if he was covered in trifle would you lick his elbow?

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:31, Reply)
ENTRAPMENT

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:32, Reply)
thought so, you'll be the next one they get on that To Catch a Predator

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:35, Reply)
What, cos I had Blue WKD, some Jelly Tots and a bag of condoms?
That won;t stand up in court mate.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:36, Reply)
Yesterday I overindulged hugely and don't feel right yet.
I've just eaten a HOTDOG which has helped but there's some way to go.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:15, Reply)
Will you be putting this culinery faux pax in your memoirs?

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:19, Reply)
It's shameful, isn't it?

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:21, Reply)
I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:23, Reply)
I never had you as a fan of Bot Dogs
Mind you, every now and again one is always nice. Fried onions, crusty baguette and plenty of mustard.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:28, Reply)
They were proper Bockwursts so not a shit as they could have been,
but still, not exactly 'fayn dayning' eh?
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:31, Reply)
Don't beat yourself up about it
At least they'll be nowhere near as bad as the sausages used for bog-standard Currywurst in Berlin. Horrible things.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:36, Reply)
I discovered at the weekend that my tolerance for high quality weed is far, far lower than I thought
so I suppose that counts as overindulgence. As does the open packet of caramel buttons on my desk that's already half empty and is supposed to be lasting me til Thursday...

I suspect he'll be just as big a mental as the last one but I doubt much will come of it.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:31, Reply)
I read the last line and assumed you had got a new boyfriend.
Then I remembered the question I had asked.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:33, Reply)
OMG so did I

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:34, Reply)
i didn't, but i dunno berk, to me its just amberl spelled wrong

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:36, Reply)
Nah, Amberl is all about the huge tits
berk is more about the deep throat ability.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:43, Reply)
i done a sick in my mouth

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:43, Reply)
That's what she did
but she swallowed it back and carried on.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:45, Reply)
Hey, I'm a pro, what can I say?

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:46, Reply)
+zzy

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:50, Reply)
...so what you're saying here
is that if you're giving your boyfriend a blowjob and you lose control of your gag reflex, you should be sick all over him instead of swallowing and carrying on? Erm...yeah, if my way of handling that makes me a grim old tart, then I'm fine with it.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:01, Reply)
WTF

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:01, Reply)
I think she might have replied to the wrong grim old tart.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:04, Reply)
I hope she hasn't got the rage

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:06, Reply)
I'm totally imagining her like me wrapping up the mrs christmas present last night
I was all like "Fucking sellotape won't fucking stick" then I got in a huff and went downstairs and the wife got me some other selloptape and it stuck but then I cut the paper too small so I screwed it up and threw it in the hallyway and cut some more.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:10, Reply)
Did you say "FUUUUCK!"?

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:13, Reply)
Nah, I was feeling a bit sick after a massive turkey lunch.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:14, Reply)
No he said FUUUUU
like a massive wanker
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:14, Reply)
I started saying FUUUUUU
but then I remembered the mrs doesn't like me swearing so I turned it into MANCHUUUUUUU.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:16, Reply)
This is much better

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:22, Reply)
there all the same around here though, its jsut skank after hag after slag

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:06, Reply)
Certainly around this bit of the thread.
Oh Quentin, why do we never get any high falootin' ladies on here that we can be nice too?
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:08, Reply)
internet innit?

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:09, Reply)
No need to get serious though.
She's gone into all vile vommy blowjob detail and got the proper hump and that and I never even called her that.
I did a lil tiny lil thing with a +. Not like what Might said...
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:09, Reply)
What did Might say? I can't see his reply?

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:11, Reply)
take him off ignore, he upsets me sometimes too but you need to build a resistance

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:12, Reply)
Here, this male said this:
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1475685
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:13, Reply)
Oh right sorry
yeah I saw that. Not that I'm all needy and shit, but your man ain't been in touch to wish me a merry christmas or anything.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:14, Reply)
He doesn;t believe in Christmas you needy slag

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:15, Reply)
quickly!
post something about the saucy things you do so we can all sit here pulling our fetid fucking pork ragged
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:08, Reply)
*does that thing*

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:10, Reply)
*faux lezzers*

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:12, Reply)
Yeah, he loves that, the filthy scottish tart.
He's not been in touch to wish me a happy christmas you know.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:13, Reply)
Don't forget the podka dot knickers rosalicious
for that special internet touch
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:12, Reply)
this shit would never fly on /talk

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:14, Reply)
Be completely fair
even the most desperate would surely find it hard to muster enthusiasm for a description of a blowjob with extra vomit
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:16, Reply)
I dunno
I saw a video once of this chubby bird giving one and she was proper gagging on it and then she chucked a bit up on his balls.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:17, Reply)
Well if you film your encounters with the special needs what can you expect Al?

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:21, Reply)
Why did she say that to me?
I only did a +zzy. Not like wot that rosalicious or mighty said.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:17, Reply)
yes, because its all about the one post about blowjobs
are you new?
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:18, Reply)
new like the Boeingus 787 Airbus?

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:19, Reply)
Is that like an A380 but made by Boeing?

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:19, Reply)
i just made up a word and some numbers on the internet

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:23, Reply)
Oh bless yourself Rose
why not let it go.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:19, Reply)
like your countless friend requests?
i'll continue being the lone voice of reason on the internet. its all i have :(
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:21, Reply)
Sadly I fear this is the case.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:23, Reply)
Shut up Dirty Ticket

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:21, Reply)
like a fleet of boeingiis?

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:16, Reply)
like a needy fat tart on the internet
did i mention im a woman
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:20, Reply)
holy fuck, for serious?
TITS or GTFO

POIDH?
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:23, Reply)
whats wrong with you?
are you not getting enough or something? why do you feel the need to post this level of detail about your sex life?

it encourages creepy internet. and makes you look trampy and needy.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:06, Reply)
someones jealous
Alright rosalicious? got tits? bet there big an all, and bouncy and that?

got a fanny too? bet you have? like the hole in a poncho is it? fucken hell
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:08, Reply)
this shit makes me ashamed to be a woman on the internet

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:09, Reply)
It makes me be ashamed to just be on the internet.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:10, Reply)
Ditto.
We're all godforsaken needy cunts.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:11, Reply)
what? your actually a bird too?
bet you've got flaps like a fucken Boeing
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:11, Reply)
calm down dear

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:12, Reply)
i like boeings

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:13, Reply)
fuck, is it boeingi?
what the fuck is the plural of boeing?
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:13, Reply)
boring

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:26, Reply)
It's definitely had a mexican chaps head through it.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:09, Reply)
POTCentury

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:10, Reply)
that does pretty much suggest people pay you for it.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:50, Reply)
she missed off the +saic girl

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:52, Reply)
She's commonplace and unromantic?

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:54, Reply)
More along the lines of 'I've started so I'll finish'
she's got a touch of the Roy Walker
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:55, Reply)
She'd even touch Roy Walker?

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:59, Reply)
She is very commonplace.
I heard she once touched Bradley Walsh.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:00, Reply)
nah she gives helpful clues

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:02, Reply)
Well, it seems only polite, you know?

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:06, Reply)
Haha, gazzed btw

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:08, Reply)
He probably bought dinner.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:52, Reply)
you grim old tart

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:53, Reply)
She could teach you but she'd have to charge

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:55, Reply)
+ more than the cost of tarmaccing your drive

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:59, Reply)
nah, a packet of chocolate buttons would do

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:01, Reply)
Caramel

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:06, Reply)
Does this mean if the tits vanish
I'm no longer welcome to your campsite?
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:47, Reply)
Nah, you should be alright, the other guys thought you were great fun at Sonisphere.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:49, Reply)
Next time I won't get quite so drunk
and I'll bring some cider
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:50, Reply)
Getting drunk is never a problem
I still find it funny that Chap decided he was feeling too sober so he drunk an entire bottle of rum.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:53, Reply)
This is always the way to handle yourself

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:57, Reply)
wait
amberl and berk are birds? fucking hell id never have guessed, its not like anyone constantly bangs on about their tits or sex lives or anything
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:52, Reply)
I know, bizarre isn't it
happy candleday
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:54, Reply)
DON'T SPEAK ILL OF THE DEAD

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:57, Reply)
OMG DID SHE KILL HERSELF?

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:58, Reply)
dunno, she's deffo been dead a while
its the only way to explain the smell
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:59, Reply)
So is she like the new Paul Macartney?

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:05, Reply)
if she's porking a one legged vegetarian we're all screwed

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:06, Reply)

anyone Al
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:57, Reply)
Certainly not.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:58, Reply)
I bet Gonz's ears pricked up for a second there.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:36, Reply)
No, not yet
although to be fair, that sentence could probably be applied to most men.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:37, Reply)
I feel I shoud protest on behalf of man-kind
But you're right.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:40, Reply)
i'd be the exception that proves that rule

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:42, Reply)
Look quentin, I like you, I really do
but if you start throwing that phrase around without understanding what it actually means, then you can fuck off back to Lancashire, or wherever the fuck you're from.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:50, Reply)
you can be the excepetion that proves my rule any day

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:57, Reply)
That's what did for me yesterday.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:36, Reply)
Yes, but I don't have your constitution
not even close.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:37, Reply)
Monty couldn't handle a whole bag of caramel buttons

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:45, Reply)
Probably red wine according to government guidelines
It works out about 2 bottles a week for men which is just silly.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:54, Reply)
I read week as day
Problem solved
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:18, Reply)

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