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Can't leave the house. Purple wheelie bins everywhere. They might get me. Rain on inside of windows too.
What is impeding your return to work?
(

Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 8:09, 176 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Nothing.
As I don't have a job.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 8:11, Reply)

I don't have one where I want one

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 8:17, Reply)

My lack of sleep

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 8:35, Reply)

Yea, cos the windows nearly blew in and wheelie bins were busy sounding like the end of the world

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 8:43, Reply)

The wind at about 2 this morning sounded fucking awful

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 8:43, Reply)

I think twenty past four was the worstest

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 8:48, Reply)

Fortunately I'd fallen asleep by that point
Between 1-2 last night, I'd been awake for 30 hours straight, not the most fun.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 8:50, Reply)

Eeee

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 8:50, Reply)

Yep

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 8:53, Reply)

Why?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 9:03, Reply)

Had a nap in the evening on New Years day for about 2 hours, waking at 8ish
Went downstairs, chatted with a housemate for a bit, had a couple of beers. Got bored at about 2am, went upstairs, watched the new episodes of Chuck and Sherlock (which was fucking excellent), before watching the entire series of Suits.

By this point it was 11am, and there was no point going to sleep. Tidied the house, sorted my work stuff out, went into town, etc. Planned a quiet evening, got to bed at about 12:30am, when a friend I'd been expecting nipped over for a quick chat. She didn't leave until gone 2:30am.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 9:11, Reply)

Iwent clubbing.
and made the usual drunken twat of myself on the dance floor.

Edit, it has to be done though.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 9:37, Reply)

On NYE I had a gathering at mine, was a good laugh
I only lasted until 4am though, couple of the others were up til gone 9am.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 9:48, Reply)

It got to about 6am,
and it was either crash out, or start boshing the marching podwer.
I was sensible, and called it a day.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 9:53, Reply)

I have the day off
planning ahead for the win. I'm a bit miffed that the rain is coming in at just the right angle to ensure there's nowhere dry to stand on the balcony and have a cigarette.

Today is laundry for work day and making phonecalls anyway, so no big excursions outside, fortunately.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 9:08, Reply)

nothing for i am man and nature cannot stop me

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 9:10, Reply)

Schools don't start back til tomorrow.
I plan to spend the day naked wrapped in my massive duvet hiding from the weather.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 3 Jan 2012, 9:31, Reply)

Not having a job.
I do, however, have a bunch of cleaning up and laundry to do, which my innate laziness is keeping me from starting.
And my sleeping patterns are now shot to buggery, so I'm tired till mid afternoon and awake all night. This is, on reflection, not good.

Still, never mind, eh? Mustn't grumble.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 9:38, Reply)

I'm wearing a cowboy hat at work today

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 9:44, Reply)

Are you a cowboy?

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 3 Jan 2012, 9:44, Reply)

today, yes
tomorrow i might be a fire engine
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 9:45, Reply)

You're going to wear a ladder?

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 3 Jan 2012, 9:50, Reply)

yes, i've got some fancy tights at home all special like

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 9:56, Reply)

I bet you look hot in a lace teddy.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 9:56, Reply)

my teddy is made of fur and fluff

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 9:58, Reply)

And crusty spunk, I'll wager.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:06, Reply)

not so much crusty as gloopy

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:07, Reply)

Morning You bunch of arsebiscuits.
Sadly even forgetting to set my alarm after 2 weeks of not using it didn't prevent me from waking up on time and getting to work on time.

And it's grim out.

And I'm bored already.

I think I need a new job.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 9:50, Reply)

not back until next monday*
Trying to reset bodyclock so I can get up before midday. It was really hard.

*don't hate me, I have to spend a couple of days working from home anyway
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 9:50, Reply)

is monty about?
it's Bowie day/week on radio 6
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 9:54, Reply)

Happy New Year Peeps
Did everyone have a good time? I was ski-ing but I fell over and banged my head and this resulted in agonisingly sore neck and stomach muscles so I was taking things a little easy on New Years.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 9:56, Reply)

them yogurts sure get dangerous around this time of year

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:00, Reply)

Oh noes did you bang your little head on the super hard snow?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:03, Reply)

Luckily it was some soft snow or it would have been even more painful.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:03, Reply)

Did everyone watch Charlie Brookers review of the year?
It was proper lol.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:01, Reply)

yes
he is one of my favourite telly people
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:04, Reply)

As is Doug Stanhope,
"don't you ever look down on any democratically elected head of state while you still have this Dungeons and Dragons bullshit"
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:05, Reply)

No.
what did he say? Was it something sneering and yet devastatingly cutting?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:04, Reply)

He said many things.
like: "In most years the revolution in Eygypt would be the single biggest news story, however 2011 wasn't most years more like an end of Season finale for all humanity"
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:06, Reply)

That's so unbelievably Lol I can't believe it was written by a human
I'm sure some kind of computer sub committee must have had a hand in crafting that gem.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:08, Reply)

That's an awful lot of words to say "I don't like it"

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:09, Reply)

I don't dislike it
I just don't think it's funny.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:11, Reply)

yeah i hate people who pretend to be grumpy and nasty

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:22, Reply)

i saw it before new year so i think he was a bit presumptious about the year ending

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:04, Reply)

They'll edit it if they have to I'm sure.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:07, Reply)

it could be too late already
for all we know right now its December the 34th
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:13, Reply)

he's also hot
I think, either that or I'm just falling for the funny. Or I just haven't had any for too long
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:09, Reply)

His new hair is a spastic

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:11, Reply)

I like his wife.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:11, Reply)

got another of my plans forming...

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:13, Reply)

i don't, she got a moley face

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:13, Reply)

I'd hump that potential melanoma right off her face.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:17, Reply)

CREEPY SEXPEST MKII
the reckoning
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:21, Reply)

the heat. the fucking heat.
I hate it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:04, Reply)

*shivers in the damp*

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:08, Reply)

I'm going to Malaysia in February,
I don't think I'll cope well with 32 degree heat.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:08, Reply)

it was 42 degrees yesterday.
I nearly died of heatstroke on the train cos the air con crapped out about 20 minutes into the journey.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:09, Reply)

I was on a train here and the air con broke, they gave us all free cold drinks.
It was probably about 24 degrees, and people were moaning about the heat.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:11, Reply)

You coulkd be stuck in the pissing rain and cold here.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:11, Reply)

I am, I meant this was last summer.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:12, Reply)

Thje British always moan about the weather

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:13, Reply)

that's because we such delicate flowers

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:15, Reply)

The trains in Sydney have chairs where you can flip the seat backs from one side to the other
so if you don't like facing backwards you can flip it over and face forwards instead.

Genius.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:12, Reply)

That is the future.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:12, Reply)

they have this in melbourne and geelong and warrnambool too.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:14, Reply)

You bloody Victorians steal all the good ideas off the New South Welsh don't you.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:16, Reply)

she's a steampunk?

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:17, Reply)

The heat is alright, it's the humidity that's crippling in Malaysia.
Where abouts are you going?
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:13, Reply)

Langkawi for a wedding, it should be good.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:14, Reply)

It will be, it's gorgeous up there, great time of year too.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:15, Reply)

i misread this as lolwaki

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:15, Reply)

so did I.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:16, Reply)

I'm going to call it that the whole time I'm there,
I'll be popular.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:23, Reply)

Hello all.
I am soooooooo busy I want to cry and go home.

Can I go home please?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:10, Reply)

Yes bugger off and don't annoy us.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:11, Reply)

OK bye.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:15, Reply)

Hi Monty, how are you?
Did you have a nice christmas and new year?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:12, Reply)

Marvellous, thank you.
Sorry to read you have hurt yourself sliding down a hill.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:14, Reply)

Apparently DG hurt himself sliding down some stairs.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:15, Reply)

Sliding down a hill is more manly than sliding down stairs.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:17, Reply)

I dunno, knowing DG he'll have done it with a glass of red wine in his hand and not spilled a drop.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:17, Reply)

And tourettes hanging off his spunking cock, whilst also not spilling a drop.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:22, Reply)

Hello Noel.
Is this true?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:17, Reply)

Yeah, he's broken his arse.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:18, Reply)

Also, alright?
Did you and the kid have a cracking christmas?
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:18, Reply)

I haven't seen my daughter since the 22nd.
Hopefully will do this week. It's felt like forever...
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:24, Reply)

That's shitty.
Christmas all over again when you do?
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:37, Reply)

That is the plan

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:00, Reply)

Are you going to slide up her chminey and empty your sack?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:01, Reply)

I'm not back til tomorrow
I had a load of stuff to do today but I'm buggered if I'm going out in that weather. I think I might just stay here instead.
(berk, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:17, Reply)

some of us were back between christmas and new year, thank you! could have done with more impediments.
first major retailer so far has just filed notice to appoint administrators. roll on 2012...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:19, Reply)

Who?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:22, Reply)

well, i meant the first one to affect my clients, which i won't name just in case
but la senza and blacks also filed notice to appoint at the end of last year, plus profits warning for thorntons. i suspect la senza will get bought out pretty quickly.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:32, Reply)

La Senza? Noooo
I thought HMV were on their way out, to be honest.
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Kroney, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:35, Reply)

A lot of their stuff is actually quite tacky
you're better off in Debenhams or M&S. Just saying.
(berk, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:36, Reply)

How are you berk?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:37, Reply)

You're only asking cos you just imagined her in her supportive, middle-class underwear.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:38, Reply)

Not bad, you?
are you recovered from hurtling face first down hills now?
(berk, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:40, Reply)

Yes thanks. I can know sit up without having to use one of my legs as a counterbalance.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:45, Reply)

~~Debenhams or M&S~~ la perla, agent provocateur, rigby & peller...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:38, Reply)

Agent Provocateur's good, I haven't heard of the other two
I'm going to google. I may be some time.
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Kroney, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:39, Reply)

Rigby & Peller
make the Queen's bras, I believe. Very posh.
(berk, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:42, Reply)

Some of us don't have your budget or your bust, darling

(berk, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:39, Reply)

Debenhams and M&S cater for women
La Senza doesn't.
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Kroney, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:38, Reply)

www.guardian.co.uk/business/2012/jan/02/retail-christmas-losers-winners
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:38, Reply)

Christ that was a depressing read.

(berk, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:43, Reply)

Haven't La Senza gone under once already?

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:36, Reply)

Barratts?

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:30, Reply)

www.guardian.co.uk/business/2012/jan/02/retail-christmas-losers-winners
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:37, Reply)

Lack of availability of work

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WormuIus, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:24, Reply)

I want to get a job as a tube driver this year.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:25, Reply)

Saucy!

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:36, Reply)

I bought some proper posh bedclothes in a sale yesterday
holy shit it's awesome. I'm still in bed. I may call in sick in order to stay in bed all day. I'm getting another set. Total convert.
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Kroney, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:26, Reply)

Are they Star Trek bedclothes?
I'll bet they are.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:27, Reply)

No, I'm not quite that sad. They're plain white.
they're that 300 thread count egyptian cotton stuff. I was sceptical, but they were on for about 70% off and I wanted some new stuff anyway.

Best purchase of the year so far.
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Kroney, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:29, Reply)

Yes you fucking are.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:29, Reply)

*hangs head*

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Kroney, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:30, Reply)

is this a way to advertise to get more girls in it?

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:27, Reply)

What, on b3ta?

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Kroney, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:30, Reply)

perhaps it's practise for real girls

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:31, Reply)

~~girls~~ dolls
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:34, Reply)

Et tu, Brute?

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Kroney, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:35, Reply)

sorry
couldn't resist
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:39, Reply)

Yeah, that's your whole problem.
Total lack of moderation.
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Kroney, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:40, Reply)

I had a look over their website again yesterday after they were referred to in Questionable Content.
They are fucking scary.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:37, Reply)

~~ir website again yesterday after they were referred to in Questionable Content~~ ones in my collection

~~scary~~ useful
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:38, Reply)

~~useful~~ worn out
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:39, Reply)

hiya rachelswipe! did you have a nice new year??
I'M A COWBOY
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:40, Reply)

Are you looking to herd her into a pen and then brand her backside?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:47, Reply)

wahoo!
her hide will make me and my posse many a pretty pair o boots, pilgrim
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:48, Reply)

OOOOH BURN
Where's my dvd you massively forgetful sloven?
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:42, Reply)

I have cooked!
Got a nice beef in beer going in the slow cooker. The nice thing about doing it on a day off is being able to take your time and do it sort of right rather than rushing it before work. Also the whole flat will smell heavenly all day and I'll actually be in to enjoy it.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:56, Reply)

yeah?
well i had raisin wheats for breakfast.
The nice thing about having it ona day off is that I can have warm milk
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:58, Reply)

I had a bacon and Twiglet sandwich,
It was nice.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:02, Reply)

nommy?
are you a grown man? if so step outside so i can introduce you to my smith and weston, you yeller bellied, lilly livered no good son of a gun
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:01, Reply)

Wesson you massive turd.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:04, Reply)

nah this one's made by ol' burnedface

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:04, Reply)

The lead character in US spy drama "Burn Notice"
is called Weston. I had a bit of a guilty chuckle about that.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:30, Reply)

I have no idea of what you speak
/ninja
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:27, Reply)

Lusty and I
invented a delicious Jamaican chicken dish yesterday. It started off being a marinade but it was so thick we cooked it in a pan rather than grilling. One less scotch bonnet next time though – it was ‘bastard hot’.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:10, Reply)

Nancy
Snort the chillies next time, it'll hurt less. Sounds delicious though. I love Scotch Bonnets.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:14, Reply)

They are fucking lovely.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:20, Reply)

Oh yes thanks Monty!
Following your link here to The Pickle Man's website I stuck the "selection pack" on my Christmas wishlist and got it. Lots of lovely little jars of things with chilies in. So far I have used the medium hot tomato sauce on a sausage sandwich and loved it. Looking forward to making a curry so I can enjoy some of the others.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:26, Reply)

I tried some Naga relish/chutney/thing just before Xmas
Fuck me...that was a bit mental.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:24, Reply)

Nowt
I'm in the office. For the first time in bloody ages actually.

Hello everyone
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:23, Reply)

Hello.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:26, Reply)

Hello!

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:28, Reply)

Every time I read your username
fucking Phil Collins pops up and sings, "believing in just one mind".

Hopefully now the same will happen for everyone else.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:28, Reply)

Hey, if I can spread the word of Phil then it's all been worth it

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:29, Reply)

Hahaha yup

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Kroney, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:30, Reply)

2 hours and 28 minutes and I've failed one of my NY resolutions

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:28, Reply)

You sucked off a tramp?

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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:30, Reply)

You've been shit on the internet?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:31, Reply)

To stop being an epic spastic?

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:33, Reply)

You went to New York by mistake?

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:34, Reply)

d: all of the above

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:35, Reply)

another killing?
i just hope you didn't leave the spunk as evidence this time
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:35, Reply)

I did prefer the first series it's true

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:36, Reply)

i went for a wee with my stetson on and everybopdy was avoiding my eye contact
:/
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:34, Reply)

Did you put it on your head afterwards
LOL
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:40, Reply)

i don't get it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:41, Reply)

No-one wants to hire me
and I'm in Iceland. The second point is much more cheering
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:41, Reply)

crispy prawns ftw!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:41, Reply)

Give Soloman a bumming from me

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:42, Reply)

Get us some of those mini-pizzas.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:43, Reply)

ticks 17, 18, 19
Looks like we might make the supermarket joke list sah
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:46, Reply)

better checkity-check yerself before you rek-yavik yerself

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:48, Reply)

*something which mixes the term 'prawn ring' with 'porn ring'*
20!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:48, Reply)

What is it you want people to hire you to do?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:48, Reply)

Work. At something I can do

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:50, Reply)

What can you do?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:52, Reply)

She can make her bosom bounce in a hypnotic fashion.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:54, Reply)

cree

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:55, Reply)

pea

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:55, Reply)

*waves hat in the air and rides away*

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:56, Reply)

fires gun in the air and starts a hoedown

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 12:01, Reply)

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