I was going to join that last thread, but Darth and Bobby have disgusted me.
What has disgusted you today?

Alt: My head hurts from lots and lots of coughing. I'm seriously considering chopping it off just to stop the pain. Tell me something that will cheer me up.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:42, 144 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

just took the cat to the vet
they drained fluid from a cyst on her head
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:44, Reply)

Thanks fuck for that.
I thought you were going to say 'anal glands'
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:48, Reply)

If you have anal glands on your head
there may be a slight problem.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:50, Reply)

you mean not everybody does?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:57, Reply)

Do you think they'd do mine?
I hope she's okay now. Get the Echomonster to look after her.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:50, Reply)

What did I do?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:54, Reply)

Well,
I would have joined in at the end of that conversation, but you and Darth were talking about nipples and it put me right off.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:56, Reply)

Pffffft we all have them.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:58, Reply)

Some of us have three
I also have a golden gun and my own island and a midget manservant
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:09, Reply)

Can I arrange a play date?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:10, Reply)

Only if you're Britt Ekland
circa 1976. Not now.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:11, Reply)

Who did he play for?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:19, Reply)

Dagenham & Redbridge

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:23, Reply)

Dragenham don't you mean

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:27, Reply)

I was shown a short story that's quite sickening
chuckpalahniuk.net/features/shorts/guts - That one

Alt: How about a joke?

I was in hospital the other day when I saw a sign that read "Rape Victims"
So I did.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:56, Reply)

i don't think you know what a joke is

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:57, Reply)

That's a fucking gross story.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:06, Reply)

I am not clicking that link because I think I read it years ago.
Does it involve a swimming pool?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:10, Reply)

sahsa's conduct with malc, its just wrong

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:56, Reply)

Oh noes, whats she done?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:01, Reply)

she sent hima text saying she was thinken about him while using her rabbit
4 srs, and i thought she was classy
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:03, Reply)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha
poor you :(

You'll have to stick with your TOTALLY real girfriend.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:04, Reply)

my girlfriend came to lunch with me and sasha and everyone today
she had to sit at the girls table which was probably best tho cos the boys are rude
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:05, Reply)

I don't know if it's just me... but I read all your posts like a child who's just stubbed their toe.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:09, Reply)

sounds about right

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:15, Reply)

hold on I've missed this.
Who's Malc? Not Tricky?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:02, Reply)

tricky tried it on with her after the xmas party, but she was trying it on with malc after and has continued to do so until today
malc is EXTRAORDINARILY good looking and charming, but also he has two daughters and a girlfriend of many years :O(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:05, Reply)

Oh that's bang out of order of the pair of them.
Dn't piss up someone else's lamp-post, do you
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:09, Reply)

NAH MATE

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:09, Reply)

I do.
Weeell, they keep leaving them lying around. All grey and metal and tempting.
( Kroney, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:10, Reply)

He wants her to piss on his lampost though, or something, Quentin isn't single.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:10, Reply)

this is confusing

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:13, Reply)

Fancying someone isn't infidelity

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:13, Reply)

Maybe not but it's SINFUL roots SINFUL!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:14, Reply)

nah i never coverted sash, she was nice and lovely and all but i love lady quint
i wouldn't have gone there
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:16, Reply)

haha, you bloody well knows it isn't
Actually, in the churchy definition of 'sinful' it probably is, but it isn't really, not in the real world.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:16, Reply)

yeah, but you is a churchy cafflik, innit?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:18, Reply)

totally.
I'm off to mass now
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:19, Reply)

terbate! hahahhahahhahhaaaa
hahahahahaha

why am I still at work :(
(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:20, Reply)

Because i am also still at work

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:21, Reply)

7 mins to go!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:22, Reply)

I'm here til 6 you prick!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:22, Reply)

\o/

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:25, Reply)

Thery way you've fabricated back stories for these fictional characters is rather sweet.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:14, Reply)

i really haven't, i ain't that clever, theys real peeps

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:15, Reply)

Some made-up characters from his made-up job

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:06, Reply)

you don't klnow
i was real upset when sasha left but now i'm glad she's gone
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:08, Reply)

Despite the fact that he's a fair bit younger than you
because you are a woman, and because of a number of his lifestyle choices, such as being morbidly obese, there is a very good chance that you will still outlive Bobby.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:58, Reply)

I very much doubt that.
As my own lifestyle choices are terrible, I'm riddled with chronic arthritis, and I'm working away happily at becoming obese myself.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:00, Reply)

Alt;
In a little over a month, I'll be havin' it large with Stunned poster and Monty. If previous is anything to go by, the hangover will be monumental, putting your little sniffle in perspective.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:00, Reply)

It's going to be Satanic.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:03, Reply)

It's gonna be PAIN.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:15, Reply)

I have a stiff neck.
Not really disgusting but I thought you should know.
( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:06, Reply)

Well at least you've got something stiff in your life for a change

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:07, Reply)

Bazinga!

( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:08, Reply)

I took some viagra the other day but it got stuck in my throat.
I got a stiff neck.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:10, Reply)

Poor!

( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:10, Reply)

© Bobby Davro 1997

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:10, Reply)

Well at least you've got something stiff in your life for a change

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:11, Reply)

He better have something stiff at the weekend.
He's going to put it in a lady.
( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:19, Reply)

I'm betting on performance anxiety
Does anyone else find it odd that most people making such claims would be called a bullshitting virgin, but Chompy is such a stud that, as far as I've noticed, no one has doubted that some woman wants to spend a weekend sexing him?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:21, Reply)

I'm awfully charming and witty, I thought I've made that clear.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:23, Reply)

Well, obviously.
I'm not doubting it per se, it just it just surprised me that it didn't get the standard reaction.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:24, Reply)

you overlooked the vital fact
that nobody cares!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:36, Reply)

I hope it's true.
I want the juicy details after so I can live vicariously through his exploits.
( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:23, Reply)

yeah, but the only one of the 2 I can visualise is chompo....

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:26, Reply)

Pick a photo of some random woman off the internet then.

( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:29, Reply)

yeah, but if I'm doing that, no need to involve CHmompy
I can just imagine myself.

off home now.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:30, Reply)

not my sasha tho!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:30, Reply)

Chompy is incredibly honest.
Even when it makes him look bad.
So I doubt he would bother lying.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:24, Reply)

SO am I come to that.
but when was this place ever about reality, rather than a cheap gag.

prude.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:26, Reply)

I refuse to believe
considering how often and for how long we text chat, that nipples is the most disgusting thing you've ever heard me discuss.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:11, Reply)

ewww ugly people sexting ewwwww

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:11, Reply)

Hahahahaha
That's fucking hilarious. You calling me ugly. Brilliant.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:13, Reply)

Alt: you could be me.
I have spent the past two days being accused of stealing my daughter's birth certificate from my ex's house. She can give me no explanation as to a possible motive for doing such a thing. This is because short of ' I am an insane kleptomaniac who wants to sabotage my daughter's school applications', there isn't one. But this has been going back and forth for two days, calls, texts etc. Were I a religious man I would be thinking that this fucking woman has been sent to test me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:12, Reply)

You probably ran out of rizzlas.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:13, Reply)

I once ripped a page out of my passport to make a wrap.
Then all the other pages fell out and I had to get it replaced. Great days.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:17, Reply)

Ha ha,
right I'll remember not to do that
(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:18, Reply)

Did you get much £ for the certificate?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:14, Reply)

Jus a 'ten bag' of 'brown'.
Enough to last me five minutes.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:16, Reply)

If you were a religious man you wouldn't have nicked it though

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:16, Reply)

TELL THAT TO THE PEOPLE OF PALESTINE YEAH????

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:18, Reply)

I shall
*opens Palestinian phone book*
*dials*

Hello, is that Abraham A. Aardvark? Monty Boyce wouldn't have nicked his daughter's birth certificate if he was a religious man. Long story. Well, if you've got a minute... I don't know why he's not a religious man, it certainly would have averted this unfortunate situation with his ex. I know, I know. Yes, I'll give him your Rabbi's details, most generous. Thank you for your time. Bye now. Bye.

*dials*

Hello, is that Abraham B. Aardvark?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:22, Reply)

*clicks*

( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:24, Reply)

Haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:27, Reply)

Oh dear. Inaccuracies. Palestine doesn't exist and
if it did, it would be the Arabic Muslim community in the region and so wouldn't have Rabbis.

Foxo, you are such a terrible racist.
( Kroney, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:29, Reply)

He's so racist Mabazritchie is scared of him.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:33, Reply)

Plus all the Aarons in that part of the world
are going to be dead pissed off that they weren't alerted to your birth certificate stealing crimes.
( Kroney, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:36, Reply)

WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE AARONS?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:41, Reply)

Menkle woman is menkle.

( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:18, Reply)

It's so fucking depressing.
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN HELPED LOOK FOR HER SCHOOL, YOU'RE A SHIT DAD.

Err, you told me twice in writing in the past four weeks that you were leaving London.

WE'RE HAVING TO MOVE HOUSE, AND YOU HAVEN'T EVEN HELPED LOOK FOR A FLAT

Eh? It's your fucking house - and if you, a single mum on the sick, have not spent the past 3.5 years on housing association and council lists because you're a delusional snob, that's your tough shit

YEAH WELL YOU'VE NICKED HER PASSPORT etc etc
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:23, Reply)

You'd best give it back, Monty.
A joke's a joke, but you're taking it a bit far. Primary school is so important to their future development. All that groundwork in advanced mathematics etc.
( Kroney, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:26, Reply)

You're right.
Soz everyone.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:32, Reply)

Christ alive
how do you put up with that witch?
(berk, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:38, Reply)

By her holding all the cards and by my having no choice whatsoever but to swallow anything and everything she throws at me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:40, Reply)

But...but...she's so obviously off her fucking rocker
that's a really shit fucking deal. Sorry to state the blindingly obvious here. It's just that I'm perfectly aware that she's a lolmental and then you'll come out with something so utterly, bafflingly preposterous that I've no choice but to think, 'well, wow. She could lick every window on the Gherkin and still have mental left over...'
(berk, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:45, Reply)

You have a delightful turn of phrase
and I cannot tell you how helpful it is to me to have someone unconnected with this shit on a day-to-day basis tell me that I am not going mad and it really is fucking unbelievable.

At the end of this most recent barrage she came out with

'PLEASE STOP TEXTING ME UNLESS IT'S ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTER'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:48, Reply)

We are talking proper pants-on-head-say-wibble, here
Why the fuck would you steal her passport? Why the fuck would you want to text that absolute basketcase and get an earful of abuse unless it was about your daughter anyway? Jesus!
(berk, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:53, Reply)

These were my questions.
Answers came there none.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:54, Reply)

At least, from what I know
your little 'un is turning out to be awesome and nothing like her mother.
(berk, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:58, Reply)

She makes it all worthwhile.
That innoccuous sentence really is actually an immense endorsement when you think what 'it all' actually entails.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:00, Reply)

Anyway, see ya - I'm off home x

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:02, Reply)

Tell her
That if she doesn't get her act together, I'm gonna buy you that George the Bear outfit and chain you to a crane by one of the Olympic venues.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:53, Reply)

*prays she continues to be menkle*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:54, Reply)

Thinking about it
George was a couple of grand, I wonder if it can be rented?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:58, Reply)

For cash, with a bogus contact address?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:59, Reply)

I don't know if he is still for sale.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:01, Reply)

How
Convenient that you enjoy swallowing more than anything else.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:47, Reply)

Everything has disgusted me today.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:12, Reply)

Did you go out in odd socks?

( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:19, Reply)

Went out and came home in just the same jacket he went out in.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:24, Reply)

oh man teeheehee, lol you'll never guess what lol rofl
i got two sets of wallace and gromit socks for xmas lol and right get this yeah i washed them lol right, and this morning i couldn't find the left one for either right lol

so like right now right lol, i'm wearing TWO right socks lol, with wallace on the wrong side of my left foot lol
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:24, Reply)

Shut up Quentin

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:30, Reply)

soz lol

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:33, Reply)

I have not gone out at all despite making plans to, therein lies the problem.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:25, Reply)

Is 5.30 too early for dinner?
I'm getting hungry.
( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:21, Reply)

No.
We used to have dinner as soon as we got back from school because otherwise we'd ransack the cupboards.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:24, Reply)

Yes but I'm an adult.

( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:25, Reply)

Well either way half five is not too early.
In fact I'd consider it normal dinner time.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:28, Reply)

Ok!
*puts oven on*
( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:30, Reply)

My entire family would have mutinied had there not been a full meal available at 6pm every day.

By 6:01 things would have kicked off badly
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:43, Reply)

BYE EVERYONE!
I'm off home in my helicopter to not think about sasha and malc with their vibrators and definitely not tricky with his creepy behaviour or truth fairy and her mong face and not my girlfriend either cos she's not coming round to night

might see you laters? yeah? bye
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:37, Reply)

B3th
The cider boat has been known to make coughs better. Well, not better, but you get such a headache from the drink you won't notice any other illness.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:45, Reply)

I can't be the only one that thinks cider is the most disgusting thing in the world.
It can fuck off and so can you for liking it Jeff.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:54, Reply)

I struggle with it.
One can never quite forget the sting of Strongbow as it jets out of one's teenage nose, in some bushes in a municipal park, every weekend between 1987 and 1989.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:55, Reply)

strongbow jizz

Sorry, it had to be done.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:57, Reply)

It really didn't, you know.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:58, Reply)

Well, you're no fun.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:08, Reply)

To be fair I hate everything and everyone at the moment.
But I'm proud to say I never, ever liked cider even as a teenager. I'm a port and Duvel man now.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:58, Reply)

*port fives*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:01, Reply)

It's the best drink in the world.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:06, Reply)

Strongbow isn't cider
It's fucking horrid.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:59, Reply)

^this
Although I'm very much looking forward to Jeffstock.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:56, Reply)

incorrect
good cider is delicious, even if it has an annoying habit of making me wee too much and get drunk quickly
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:58, Reply)

Barry
You're wrong. No returns.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:04, Reply)

No you're gay.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:08, Reply)

Wolf fucked your mum.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:11, Reply)

Lucky sod, eh?

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:19, Reply)

so what's been going on here today, chumps?
Just for you, b3th, I'm breaking out one of the links that always makes me smile. I think I've overused the manatee smush, so it's time for OWLS
www.flickr.com/photos/mattisj/5861153800/
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:57, Reply)

oh yeah, also
8 DAYS!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:02, Reply)

Awwww
I can almost hear it going 'gulp'.

In other news, I just had a geat shot lined up when I went to pick up the dog from playschool, but the memory card was in my computer, so I missed it.
Grr.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:06, Reply)

doesn't it have at least a little bit of
internal memory?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:07, Reply)

Actually, yeah.
It probably would have been okay. Still, I'll be back there next week. I can get it then.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:09, Reply)

the light might be different, though

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:10, Reply)