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Mr Paddick also aired fears that Boris Johnson’s background is not suitable for him to be at the helm of the Met
'at the helm of the Met' is my new favourite insult.

Er... what is your new favourite thing?
Alt: Dusty Springfield or Rusty Lee?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:35, 273 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
I got a new scarf for christmas which I only picked up from my In-Laws at the weekend.
It is my favourite new thing.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:36, Reply)
My new favourite thing remains my bed
Which I shall not see enough of this week *sadface*

Alt: dusty springfield as I know and liek at least one of her songs, and I seem to remember rasty lee is annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:37, Reply)
rasty is someone dead posh saying Rusty

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:38, Reply)
Whilst living in a hiase.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:43, Reply)
Hice, one lives it a hice, it's where on keeps one's trisers

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:45, Reply)
He puts spaces in food.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:46, Reply)
is this funny?
I don't get it, i feel like i should
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:48, Reply)
Glad I'm not the only one.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:50, Reply)
I think this is for you, stunned
www.b3ta.com/links/Tumbleweeds
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:51, Reply)
Spices!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:50, Reply)
oooOOOooooOoo

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:52, Reply)
Yeah but WHO puts spice in food?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:53, Reply)
The spice must flow.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:54, Reply)
so that would be the Bene Geserit
?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:56, Reply)
Erm..................people of the Indian continent.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:54, Reply)
Thank you.
Planks!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:53, Reply)
Thate would be quite annoying, yes
I prefer to imagine a Rastafarian Rusty Lee tribute act.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:44, Reply)
ha

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:53, Reply)

My favourite thing is the one of the cashmere jumpers I got for Christmas.

Alt: Dusty Springfield, purely for "Son of a preacher man".
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:38, Reply)
Rusty Lee FTW!
My new favorite thing is cheering up.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:39, Reply)
*Yays for cheering up*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:46, Reply)
Yay for the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:49, Reply)
yay for sunshine

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:51, Reply)
Yay for tinned crab.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:53, Reply)
;-(

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:54, Reply)
I can't get the fresh stuff near me.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:57, Reply)
so you're saying
you have a plentiful supply of crabs?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:58, Reply)
Well, one tin for dinner tonight.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:00, Reply)
M &S do pots of crab meat.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:05, Reply)
Do they?
I will investigate tomorrow.

I try not to spend too long in M&S food department as it's usually crammed with old people wandering aimlessly around and getting in my fucking way.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:07, Reply)

old people wandering aimlessly around and getting in my fucking way. people my own age.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:13, Reply)
: (
I've just cheered up. Don't go upsetting me again.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:15, Reply)
Again?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:18, Reply)
I didn't mean you keep upsetting me.
I meant don't let me get upset again.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:22, Reply)
Coconut macaroons from the Turkish bakery.
Alt: Dusty, not Rusty.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:39, Reply)
A new dress I got in the sales
Alt: Neither thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:39, Reply)
Mr Paddick knows what it is to be "at the helm of the Met"
Dirty chutney.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:39, Reply)
my house!
not that I really have it yet

i know little of dusty or rusty
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:40, Reply)
What's wrong with his background?
That's he's "dead posh"?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:41, Reply)
i don't care. I'm concentrating on him being at the helm of the met

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:42, Reply)
I'd never heard of Mr Paddick until you've just mentioned him.
I should read more news websites.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:44, Reply)
he's a bit of a rent-a-gob like

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:47, Reply)
He's bent.
And is an ex-borough commander. I suspect he means he might have a few scores to settle.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:42, Reply)
Bent in both senses of the word.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:43, Reply)
More than likely.
He was the one that briefly "decriminalised" possession of cannabis in Brixton a few years ago.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:51, Reply)
I do quite like bio oil.
It makes your skin well nice, I don't really know why I've never bothered with maintaining my youthful handsomeness before. It ain't gonna stick around by accident.
Also I'm quite happy that the girl I've no idea what's going on with has started conversations with me rather than the other way round. Nice new change.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:45, Reply)
Snakes with tits bazza, snakes with tits.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:49, Reply)
Good weekend then?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:51, Reply)
Yeah really good thanks,
I'm not allowed to talk about it though, Al gets very angry.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:52, Reply)
Oh, was it his wife?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:53, Reply)
Ha, I wish, that would be the ultimate irl zing.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:55, Reply)
Oh, go on, lots of details
with diagrams where appropriate.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:53, Reply)
You need diagrams at your age?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:58, Reply)
I'm not here to give you wank fodder.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:58, Reply)
Innit

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:59, Reply)
Always a good sign.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:50, Reply)
Obviously it happens 48 hours before I go 300 miles away for two months.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:54, Reply)
I have some Bio Oil.
Maybe I'll put some on my legs
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:52, Reply)
Does wonders for your skin init?
I never realised how bad my skin was compared to how good it can be with a little work. Christ I'm a poof.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:01, Reply)
Nothing wrong with being metrosexaul Barry.
Just keep a little neanderthal where it counts.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:02, Reply)
Y fronts full of pubes, that's what keeps the girls interested in Barry

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:05, Reply)
I'm a gentleman in all respects when it comes to girls.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:09, Reply)
bo-ring!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:09, Reply)
It probably does hinder me.
I am very, very nice. I mean I'm a cunt in all other circumstances but I tell girls I enjoy spending time with them and the like. I ain't changing though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:14, Reply)
Me and you both Barry.
It's always nice to have people make the effort to let you know they like spending time with you regardless of the relationship.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:29, Reply)
My mate originally gave it to me for a scar on my leg where I had to have a mole removed.
But I stopped using it because I don't want the scar to fade. It looks like a little woodlouse.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:06, Reply)
*pats Roota on the head*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:08, Reply)
As of this morning, my new favourite thing is our bathroom scales
I don't expect this to last, however, and am taking applications for the position.

Alt: Ah, Rusty Lee. My second interracial wank fantasy, after Uhura, OBVIOUSLY.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:46, Reply)
so all we have to do is tell you you've lost weight?
well then, if the scales say you lost 5lb, I say you lost 6
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:48, Reply)
Nicely done
That's a smashing blouse you're wearing
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:53, Reply)
Why was Lt Uhura black?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:52, Reply)
A combination of genetics and the need for appeasement in 60s America

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:53, Reply)
Correct.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:56, Reply)
Quizzes I can do
It's human interaction that scares me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:57, Reply)
It's actually a joke.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:58, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1500879
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:59, Reply)
*remembers the weekend ahead*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*wipes tears from eyes*

Brilliant joke, Stunned poster, just quality
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:05, Reply)
I hope we give you the Southampton treatment!
That's VD and a kicking.

We are shit at home. You might be in with a shout.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:07, Reply)
We are shit EVERYWHERE
Plus Chambo is suspended. You know how on Fifa you can select "quit match" and automatically suffer a 3-0 loss? Be easiest for all concerned if we just did that ahead of Saturday. Save everyone some time.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:11, Reply)
is he going to kick your ass?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:08, Reply)
Lick.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:25, Reply)
probably because one or vboth of her parents were.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:53, Reply)
Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:56, Reply)
My godfathers!
Is that Young Darth? I barely recognised you lad, you look like you've lost at least a stone.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:52, Reply)
I say he has lost TWO!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:53, Reply)
Oh hush your sweet talk
I'm kidding, please carry on
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:53, Reply)
Have you done something with your hair?
It looks much nicer than I remember.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:54, Reply)
Not yet
Am planning to go apeshit on it with some colour. There'll be pictures. Oh, there'll be pictures.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:56, Reply)
I'm sure it will look lovely Darling.
I cut mine right down a week back and , as a consequence, cut all the colour out of it.

Not sure there's enough left to be worth dying yet.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:13, Reply)
You don't need scales
You just need superskinny jeans, and the more easily they go on, and the complete lack of muffin top tell you it's going well
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:55, Reply)
Superskinny?
They were called drainpipes in my day.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:57, Reply)
Drainpipes weren't stretchy though.
They got knees in them
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:58, Reply)
I see.
(I don't)
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:06, Reply)
Yes, but,
then I'll look like a cunt.

+ more
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:57, Reply)
Or a leaping frog

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:58, Reply)
Al-buuuuu-querque!

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:12, Reply)
I was thinking that too.
I now have it as an ear worm.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:13, Reply)
'tis a lovely song

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:14, Reply)
I've just had
A cheese and mango chutney toastie. It was lovely

As you were.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:11, Reply)
*waves*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:12, Reply)
*Waves*
You good?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:15, Reply)
Better!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:15, Reply)
Sure?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:18, Reply)
Yup!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:19, Reply)
Good stuff!
Glad to hear it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:23, Reply)
Chutney.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:26, Reply)
HE CARES STUNNED!!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:27, Reply)
He's just affectionate to the other men folk.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:28, Reply)
Are you saying I'm a man??

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:30, Reply)
NO.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:34, Reply)
Oh! that's ok then.
*adjusts breasts*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:34, Reply)
Nicely done.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:38, Reply)
WANT

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:12, Reply)
Make your own.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:16, Reply)
no chutney

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:17, Reply)
Ask Stunned, I hear he's a chutney-monger

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:29, Reply)
well he has arranged a
sex-date with darth
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:30, Reply)
He has?
He'd better back off, that bitch is mine!
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:31, Reply)
Call me Chutters, dahling.
Everybody does.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:32, Reply)
why not share him
and film it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:34, Reply)
*grins*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:35, Reply)
you have depraved tastes, for a teacher.
*email's Cavey's boss RE: morals of staff members*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:35, Reply)
i think you are allowed to be if you are a lecturer
it sounds like lecherous
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:37, Reply)
I've just lost my soup.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:38, Reply)
Best euphemism for jizzing in you pants EVAR!

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:52, Reply)
*clicks. hard and often*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:58, Reply)
Best euphemism for female masturbation EVAR!

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:08, Reply)
Needs moar meat

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:13, Reply)
*waves*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:14, Reply)
Hello!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:19, Reply)
*smiles*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:21, Reply)
so all the boys on here are on about
skin care, hair dying and (in the last thread) shoes.

So, Roota and BGB...um....power tools? They're cool, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:16, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBwS66EBUcY
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:17, Reply)
argh
my computer got stuck on that and wouldn't close it down and I had to hear about 90 seconds of it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:29, Reply)
I also welled up watching the new Desperate Housewives this morning.
Carry on.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:26, Reply)
You're going to be in bits when you have to leave your lady and go back up North then.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:29, Reply)
You seem to be forgetting me,
I'm well manly, I haven't even had a shave for like a week.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:34, Reply)
i'm afraid given that AA has turned up
to talk about making his own soup, you are, in fact, the most manly person here. Fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:38, Reply)
YEAH! *spits on floor*

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:41, Reply)
Is your beard better than AA's yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:54, Reply)
Not as good as Darth's

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:56, Reply)
I'd consider it a full beard now.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:00, Reply)
i like how both there names look like something that is either dirty or corroded

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:19, Reply)
My new favourite thing is finding out that I can get scotch bonnet chillis from Tesco
Add that to the fact I got a hand blender for Christmas, and I'm considering making some sort of chilli soup soon, maybe Butternut Squash and chilli, something along those lines.

Alt: I've never heard of Rusty Lee, so I'll have to go with Dusty Springfield.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:34, Reply)
That's a good soup. I have made that.
Squash, onion, little potato, as musch chilli as floats your bot and some single cream when blended.

For extra flavour boil/blanche the squash and potato in chicken stock.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:37, Reply)
Sounds good to me!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:39, Reply)
I've been able to get them for ages
Finally made it into the desolate hinterlands of Lancashire, have they?

Tesco, not Scotch Bonnet chillies.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:38, Reply)
I haven't lived in Lancashire for 7 years.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:39, Reply)
You're ill-equipped to answer my question then
I thought you lived in Macc? Is that in Cheshire, just to make me look stupid?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:43, Reply)
Yes, Macclesfield is in Cheshire.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:44, Reply)
like any fule no

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:46, Reply)
What I said before -Lancs +Cheshire
Cheers
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:55, Reply)
ARGH
One of my contact lenses has gone absolutely mental on me. Ow ow ow ow ow.

Is this the most middle-class problem ever?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:36, Reply)
getting lube on your silk pyjamas is worse

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:38, Reply)
As much as I hate to admit it
this is actually quite funny.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:50, Reply)

Only if this happened whilst you were driving your Range Rover to your kid's prep school due to the nanny having a day off.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:38, Reply)
Can't see me ever falling foul of that
Ms Foxtrot would never let me drive something that environmentally unsound.

Or knock her up.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:43, Reply)
Coz you sexually assaulted her after one too many glasses of red.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:44, Reply)
but you don't feel so bad
because you were fairly sure she's been stealing you underwear
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:45, Reply)
nobody talks to me anymore :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:47, Reply)
Shut up Quentin

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:48, Reply)
you talked to me!
hiya psychochomp, how was your dirty weekend?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:48, Reply)
It was good thanks, I had fun!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:50, Reply)
i'll bet you did, you DIRTY DOG

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:51, Reply)
You leave the dog out of this, it had no choice in it's participation

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:53, Reply)
its eyes were telling him now, but the tail, the tail was telling me 'yeah'

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:54, Reply)
Ain't nuthin wrong with a little bump and grind

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:55, Reply)
Psssst.
"its"

flid.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:54, Reply)
Pssst
Your a penile wart

flid
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:56, Reply)
Pssst
"you're"

flid, etc
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:02, Reply)
That one was on purpose

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:19, Reply)
*click*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:56, Reply)
SHUT UP HOVERCRA

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:56, Reply)
I do, you libellous bastard

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:51, Reply)
I INSIST HE EDITS HIS POST!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:53, Reply)
I'M NOT LETTING THIS GO QUENTIN
*is tired of clarifying*
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:54, Reply)
yeah but i don't understand binary

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:53, Reply)
000010110000001101000010101

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:57, Reply)
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKEN CUNT, HOW DARE YOU IMPLY THAT I SAID SOMETHING WHICH I DID SAY

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:00, Reply)

010110010110111101110101001000000111001001100101011000010110110001101100011110010010000001100001011100100110010100100000011000010010000001100011011101010110111001110100
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:09, Reply)
Er, cos you said it

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:16, Reply)
I think you mean
010100110110100001110101011101000010000001110101011100000010000001110001011101010110010101101110011101000110100101101110
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:03, Reply)
+ 01001101011011100110111001101110011011100110111001101110011011100110011101101000

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:05, Reply)
Afternoon internet manatees, I've been to the gym
if christmas presents still count then I love my tweed jacket
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:49, Reply)
hi naked ape

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:54, Reply)
Hi sex change Quentin, how's tricks?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:56, Reply)
good thanks, you?
and whats so good about your tweed jacket? you got leather elbow patches?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:57, Reply)
I have some in the flat, but they are for my blue cord jacket
both of these jackets are snazzier then they sound...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:01, Reply)
you sound about 80

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:02, Reply)
So do you*



*IQ
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:04, Reply)
isn't the average 76? are you saying I'm above average?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:07, Reply)
Is it really?
Fuck me people are dim.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:07, Reply)
Well this makes you loook pretty dim yourself
The whole point of the scoring system is that 100 is "average"
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:08, Reply)
Why does it?
They are regarded as almost meaningless these days, aren't they?


(150-odd if you are interested)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:12, Reply)
Because IQ = Mental age/physical age X 100.
and yes, they are meaningless (156 IIRC)
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:14, Reply)
Depends on the type of test.
Terman revised Binet-Simon in the 20's and that is still used quite a lot, but Spearman's preferred method (Raven's Progressive Matrices) is the default standard now I think, as this relies more on visual reasoning.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:17, Reply)
You clearly know more than me.
My interest ended when I took the home test, many years ago, found out I qualified for Mensa membership and promptly decided not to, a decision I have never regretted.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:25, Reply)
And yet your geography skills are terrible.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:33, Reply)
look we all know you are a fucking fossil
but that doesn't detract from the fact the 100 marks avergae intellegence
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:14, Reply)
I have something far more important than a big IQ.
Common sense and breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:15, Reply)
This is very true.
Who needs brains.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:16, Reply)
Zombies apparently.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:17, Reply)
lolz

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:17, Reply)
The average is 100, you spastic and will only ever be 100, that's how it works.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:11, Reply)
Oooh look we agree on something

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:12, Reply)
this is because it is fact
and not opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:15, Reply)
With an SD of 15 I think.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:13, Reply)
i'm pretty sure anne robinson did that thing and said the average was 76

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:14, Reply)
Then she was wrong too.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:14, Reply)
maybe it was taht the average is supposed to be 100
but the average IQ of the people who were playing along at home online was 76?

Thats bad
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:19, Reply)
but unsurprising.
only spastics watch telly.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:26, Reply)
or a geography teacher

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:05, Reply)
YOU'RE at the helm of the Met!
Afternoon one and all. How goes it?

One of my old ladies was 89 today. She's really lovely. I hope when I'm 89 I'll be all "Oh yeah, I've got myself one of them thought controlled hovercras. Oh yeah, you've got to stay up with all the latest technology."

Alt: Dusty, all the way.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:49, Reply)
is a hovercra a floating bra?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:51, Reply)
I HAVE GONZISM ALRIGHT, ROOTA?
And now you've made me do a cry.

So, how's the job hunt, or is that a dirty word?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:53, Reply)
Got two applications to do this week :)

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:54, Reply)
Go you!
Do one for me while you're there, will you?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:55, Reply)
Yeah sure.
Tassle dancer?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:55, Reply)
Not with *my* knees.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:57, Reply)
They wont be looking at your knees petal.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:58, Reply)
Why not?
That's where my tits are.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:58, Reply)
I think they might be looking in the vicinity of her knees.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:59, Reply)
They droop down to THERE???
You hide it well with bras. Sorry, 'cras'.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:58, Reply)
Tee hee

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:04, Reply)
back in the great depression of the 30s i was abnging out 5 applications a day
pull your finger out, scouse
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:55, Reply)
I don't want to apply for jobs I couldn't possibly enjoy.
I'll bide my time here for now...
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:56, Reply)
oh fair dos

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:59, Reply)

Oh yeah, I've got myself one of them thought controlled hovercras. Oh yeah, you've got to stay up with all the latest technology insane
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:52, Reply)
Dusty in Memphis, Rusty in the kitchen, a whore in the bedroom.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:52, Reply)
I'm pretty sure that this makes very little sense

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:52, Reply)
I'm pretty sure you're a bent spastic.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:54, Reply)
I'm pretty sure you're right

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:56, Reply)
I laughed far too much at this.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:57, Reply)
I like this
Although I don't think my fella will want me being a middle-aged lesbian too often.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:53, Reply)
It'll be justified, when you're ancient.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:54, Reply)
right or left justified?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:55, Reply)

justified aligned
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:57, Reply)
If you let yourself go too much, he won't want to go anywhere near your 'mu-mu land'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:58, Reply)
sometimes it's hard, monty

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:59, Reply)
Hang on that was Patsy Kline wasn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:02, Reply)
Tammy Wynette

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:16, Reply)
That woman knew what she was talking about.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:18, Reply)
Ah yes.
Not my 'area' you understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:20, Reply)
Well I can tell that by the way you spelt the name of the Queen of Country

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:23, Reply)
Elizabeth II?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:23, Reply)
Patsy bleedin Cline

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:25, Reply)
was she in Eastenders?
and married to liam gallagher?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:26, Reply)
You better be messing

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:30, Reply)
blond bird, did modelling in the early 90s

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:31, Reply)
That's Patsy Kensit!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:34, Reply)
oh...what does patsy cline do then?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:36, Reply)
Nothing.
She ded.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:41, Reply)
The Revenge

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:27, Reply)
Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:30, Reply)
Monty prefers being known as the Queen of Shoreditch

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:24, Reply)
Not at his age.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:08, Reply)
moo moo

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:57, Reply)
Alright, we've all done the joke now.
I'm old and my tits are at my knees. Har de fuckin har har.

*goes off to cry*




*trips over tits*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:07, Reply)
hahaha, don't fall off the pier

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:09, Reply)
It's alright, her tits will help her float.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:14, Reply)
or she could throw them to the land and have someone reel her in

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:16, Reply)
And then perhaps the army could use them as impromptu pontoon bridges.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:20, Reply)
or to contain an oil spill

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:21, Reply)

www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2008/sep/24/renewable.wave.energy.portugal
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:23, Reply)
She could go to Tuscnay
and lie beside that ship and someone could blow into her nipples and use her to refloat the liner while they repair the hull.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:22, Reply)
They won't have her back there. She fucking caused it.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:23, Reply)
...by blatantly ignoring the 'no ducking and bombing' instructions in the hotel pool.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:24, Reply)
Nope, she just leaned over for a look at the sea

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:25, Reply)
yeah she jumped off the back of the ship and her tits got caught up around teh propellors

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:26, Reply)
*cries, again*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:32, Reply)
well, i guess it would smart

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:33, Reply)
Don't you start!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:38, Reply)
new thread up there
just sayin like
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:41, Reply)

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