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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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do you prefer to shop online or in store?I like going to the store and looking at things and touching them, or trying them on before buying.
But after searching all over the local stores, I've been able to buy a cd I want [Best Coast]
So thanks to a random gift card I've not been able to buy it online.
Yay.
Alt: Fancy dress partys, tell me about them. We'd decided Princess and Jersey themes are out, unless I'm being "ironic" [thanks al]. I've moved to a 50s/greaser theme.
What's your favorite way to dress up?
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 20:11,
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I like to dress up as this fellasanjudastadeo.info/images/stJude.jpg
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 20:13,
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Yup,It's clearer on statues. I just use a laminated picture of a flame when I dress up as him though. His medallion is Jesus.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 20:21,
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I like to buy everything online apart from food shopping.I'd love to dress up fifties style and girly but I've become set in my ways and hate my figure.
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girlinthehole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 20:22,
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Clothes, I almost always buy in store because, same as youI like to see how stuff feels and looks. Stuff like books, CDs, DVDs etc I will buy wherever I can find them cheapest, usually online.
ALT - vintage/50s or, if in terms of parties etc, comic book superheroes and villains.
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my box of cocoa pops has a batman mask you can cut out on the back of the boxI feel this is relevant to your post
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 20:26,
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A budget solution I grant you, but not really getting in to the spirit of dressing up, I feel...(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 20:28, Reply)
I could wear it around my house every daybut i ain't buyin no costume
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 20:28,
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Making the costume is half the funwell it is if you enjoy that kind of malarky anyway.
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fucking making the costume? what? I couldn't make a t-shirt if my life depended on it
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 20:36,
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haha Luther doing My Favourite Things in shitty 80s soul style ahhaha(bbc4 if you're in the UK, which you're not. Tube it)
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 20:25,
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I hate dressing up cos I'm a miserable cunt(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 20:25,
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I'm only ever going to dress up as religious figures from now on.Or that bird who gets tied to the traintracks
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 20:26,
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I go to university. Which means I see my fair share of fancy dress. I fucking hate it and refuse to get involved unless I can think of a costume that will allow me to black up.
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of blacking up and going to a party as a thief?unbelievable
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 20:43,
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We call stores 'shops'.I love our little differences.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 20:40,
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How fucking depressing is that song "THIS IS THE DAWNING OF THE AAAGE OF AQUAAARIUUUUS"fuck off, you fucking weirdos.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 20:43,
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hippy cunts, someone should set their hair o fire(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 20:43,
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You know what I fucking hate? When those Mamas'n'Pappas or whatever bang on about aliens, I can't remember my song but Dad liked to play it quite a bit.It really made me cringe.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 20:54,
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Are you on about the Carpenters singing Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft?(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 20:54,
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And that's another earworm.Thank you x
EDIT: No, it's okay. mr b3th is currently listening to some kind of techno mix of the Captain Pugwash theme. *That* is my new earworm.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:09,
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WARNING :::: YET ANOTHER SELF ABSORBED POST :::: WARNING I've just re-arranged the livingroom/dinning room, and the sofas look fucking minted, proper cozy and nice, fit in perfectly now. All those H8erz b4 were right in where they were, but now the room looks wicked. I'm made up, I am.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 20:53,
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No you won't, I'll be, but I'll show you anyway 'cus I'm showymcshowoff
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:11,
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I miss flicking through boxes of recordsWhether it is looking for something specific, or buying one just because it has a cool cover.
Sadly there are no record shops round here anymore.
Shopping online is dangerous as there are no limits but your imagination. If you are searching for something, someone somewhere will be selling it. Also there are fewer surprises because you can listen to most stuff before you buy it now anyway. It kind of takes away the magic of discovering new stuff.
Alt: I think this post clearly demonstrates that I am too old for dressing up.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 20:58,
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I am currently stealing music from the internet, does that count?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:04,
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Do you prefer to steal online?Or shoplift on the high st?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:05,
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You wouldn't believe the fucking trouble I've had over the last two days with video that I didn't even try to steal.Trying to rip some DVDs to my Creative Zen has been an absolute ballache. I think I've finally managed it now though, so I'm happy.
I think my somewhat rambling point here is that I usually steal music and have no trouble putting it on my ipod, but content I've actually paid for gives me a boxload of karmic ass-kicking.
As you were.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:09,
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Evening all.I've been for another swim.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:14,
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i'd like to have been for a swimbut it's cold, and I have no pool
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:20,
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It's right cold here as well.A real Pearl Harbour of a night.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:22,
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Oi Ape.Why aren't you coming to Bristol? You big homo.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:21,
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If he's a homo we don't want him there, innit?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:22,
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We are going to welcome you, so why not Ape?Also - you're quite pally with Darth. Can you send him a text for me?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:25,
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I can send him a letterMartin 32
Telecomms engi-queer
Norwich
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:28,
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That won't do. I need a more immediate communication.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:29,
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No.I might be stupid, but I'm not that stupid. I just wanted to laugh at the FA Cup score.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:33,
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Course.Whack it in a gaz and I'll pass it on.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:32,
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I was only going to mock him about the football.Hardly important.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:35,
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If I don't (I've got a busy day tomorrow)Will you mention it for me?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:43,
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because I am spending all my money on my mates stag do in Scrutlandwould love to otherwise, I miss the old place
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:24,
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Fair enough.You're better off spending your beer tokens with proper mates, rather than a collection of spastics.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:26,
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haha, one day I'll pop out, more likely to to be Lahndan though(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:26,
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You're not missing much.Imagine a secondary school disco with all the boys standing on one side of the hall, and all the ladies standing on the other. All looking nervously at each other, but the men are too scared to speak to the ladies.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:28,
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Sorry.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:30,
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swimming would be a good way to strengthen themI'm a champ fucking swimmer, not literally you should know, but I'd be a boss fucking surfer if I weren't such a lardass
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:44,
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Swimming has got to be the most painful method of exercise ever.Not whilst you're doing it, but as soon as I get out of the pool I feel ridiculously light headed for about an hour.
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I understand it to be 'good' exercise.I hope so, 'cos I was achey as fuck this morning.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:28,
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I'm afraid that is AIDS(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:31,
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I'm not sure I understand your West Country dialect(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:44,
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:-)www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3qU0sNz0h0
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:53,
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It never really occurred to me before But now I am reading all your posts in a Brizzle accent
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:59,
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you're not older than me, are you?I get vicious in the fucking pool, and at most my lungs cry at the end
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:24,
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what the hell were you doing in the poolto be achey? You need to warm up before hand or something
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:43,
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Most pools are heated now, so he shouldn't need to(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:45,
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then he is a wuss for being achey(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:47,
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Captain.I've done no exercise for 20 years, I've decided to start. I'm allowed to be achey.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:49,
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s'pose it's part compensationsince you've done no exercise and are thin.
/bitter
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:52,
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I guesshow come they let yours stay fast, though? Mine they were like "SHIT! this lardarse woman has lost weight - quick, put a stop to that shit right now!"
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:56,
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They keep giving me different drugs.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:06,
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were there sharks?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:47,
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No.No one offered to lend me money once. Thankfully, I took the precaution of taking a £1.00 coin with me for the locker.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:48,
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I loooooooooove swimmingit is best
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:33,
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I just watched the last oneit's so cool.
Also, that court room is in swansea
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:33,
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^ There speaks a lady who knows all about court rooms in Swansea.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:33,
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Oi! I've only been in the civil one (whatever it is for small claims)but it's in the same building as I go to for band practise
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:37,
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The clothes they wear in Sherlock are class.Mostly Freeman (I've only seen pics). He rocks Albam, Folk and Engineered Garments like a badman.
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Sherlock's coat is pretty nice(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:59,
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Martin Freeman is probably the best dressed 'celeb' around. I saw him on Lamb Conduit Street absolutely pillaging the Oliver Spencer and Grenson shops once.
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I'll assume that['s a good thingyou know that's basically just the text equivalent of white noise to me, don't you?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:04,
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He was on the next table to me in a restaurant in Crouch End onceHe was dining with irritating mod/shit band biographer Paolo Hewitt
I didn't notice what he was wearing though.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:05,
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i don't like shoppingI do like dressing up.
in other news, work colleague just posted a picture of me. I am totally lolfatty and can never eat again. UNfortunately there's a load of jaffa cakes from christmas looking like they want eating
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:32,
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Last time I went to a fancy dress party I went as Hitler.Quite convincing I thought, apart from the whole being-a-foot-taller thing.
Needless to say I don't get invited to fancy dress parties very often.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:33,
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or elected to government(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:35,
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I've never been so insulted in my life.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:00,
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only one I've been to was a pimps and hoes partyit wasn't particularly sexy
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:45,
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Really?Ones I can remember:
Pirates
Cocktail names
Flavours
Board game pieces/characters
Aliens vs Pink Fluffy Fairies
Made up superheroes
Chucklevision Noir
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:49,
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I am now I've discovered this gem. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJqhUbHEpGM
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Aw it's dead mean on here tonightThat's two people bullied off the internet in quick succession.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:17,
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Oh hang onOne is back.
He'll probably delete it in a sec though
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:19,
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Some people just need to learn to roll with the punches.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:19,
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Film night. Saw the film the Iron Lady with small AS politics class at the multiplex.
However you feel about her policies (and my best mate, the only other boy there, detests her partial dismantling of social democracy), everyone thought Streep was brilliant as her and even the aforementioned collectivist came out of the cinema with personal admiration for her strength of belief, her rags to riches tale of ambition, her leadership style and sympathy for her as a lonely old lady.
Q- I like to try in shop if i can, fuck off home and order online.
Alt- I dressed up as the nerdy one that sits in the corner and gets along with the jocks
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I pretty sure I called you a tedious cunt in reply to your last post, but I can't see it now.What happened there?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:19,
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It's as though it never happened, Jeff(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:21,
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So your story is that your friend was affected by an actress's performance?He does know it wasn't real, right?
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If they'd have had Cher as Edwina Currie they'd have become the nation's darlings before you knew it(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:35,
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And Fiona Bruce as Fiona Bruce, reading the news of Thatcher's resignation.I think I've just come.
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To quote my friend "I wish politicians today would be more like her, stick up for their principles, whatever they believe, its like we've gone back to the days of the wet toff concencus. She wasn't posh and she came from a working class backround. "
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This mate does not exist.,You're using him to make us love Thatcher, but nobody with any decency and still in possession of their memory can find it in their heart to give a fuck.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:39,
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And we would have to accept the quite frankly ridiculous assertion that freefair has friends.(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:41, Reply)
Its because with the exception of my Labour supporting friend, I don't talk politics with anyone else my age.(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:46, Reply)
Could you promise to be nice to me then?And I won't talk about it on here.
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Tony Blair very much stood up for what he believed in. Balls of steel, that man. I have a lot of admiration for him. He was a good leader as well as having the nuts to make seriously unpopular decisions. Just that he fucked up massively with Iraq, but apart from that, he did a lot of good.
And never launched all out class war and destroyed communities like Thatcher did.
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I can't stand him either,Besides, the first load of tuition fees were ok'd under Labour. He's a fuck-you-Jack cunt and all.
He's not an eeeeevil bitch like her though.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:42,
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I know. I think he betrayed voters like my Grandad.
Her, on the other hand, well, she did exactly what she was supposed to do.
If you're a selfish unfeeling cunt who has two houses, 'family money' and a belief that every vulnerable/poor/unfortunate person deserves their lot in life, then she looked after you good and proper and made sure the needy were suitably punished for their existence.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:46,
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Sorry, I forgot 14.1 Million people were exactly like this "family money" person described.That's how may voted Tory in 92 ( and 13.8 Million in 87), a number that still stands as a record for any party.
That would include my mother, who was brought up in a state of absolute (yes ,not just relative) poverty in the 60's. She nearly died several times through out her childhood due to having no heating in her council house. She often starved and never got any Christmas presents and new clothes. She failed her 11+ and stared work at 14. They never had a TV, just a wireless+ small record player.
Yeah, she was fucking loaded!
When Thatcher came along, she brought a house, got a car, went on foreign holidays,worked hard, and never struggled again.
Similar for my dad, plus he was an immigrant who barely spoke any English.
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Major was elected in 92.Not Thatcher.
And if your mum was Northern and voted Tory then she was an idiot.
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I take it she's now a BNP voter.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:06,
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Stands to reason. But she bought a council house. That makes her posh.
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Yeah, those povvoes not earning enough to rent privately. WHY DO YOU THINK THEY LIVE IN A COUNCIL HOUSE?Anyway, only scum live in slums.
100% true.
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Haha shut up you knob.Tits like your mother voting for Thatcher because they think it will make them all 'posh', and so they can buy the shitty council house they nearly died in, need shooting.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:54,
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This.100% this.
Thatcher destroyed northern, Welsh, midland and Scottish communities with her slash and burn economic policies. If your mum voted Tory then she supported that, and she supported exactly the same kind of conditions she was raised in.
Not you Roota. Titboy up there.
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Blaming Thatcher for the decline of industry is like blaming a nurse for a deathcause she switched off life support. Everything had been done to save it beforehand.
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9) Bernard Matthews10) Bernard Manning
11) that St Bernard dog off that St Bruno pipe tobacco advert in the eighties.
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12) Bernard Sumner13) Bernie Winters (who coincidentally had a St Bernard!)
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:06,
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14) Bernard Barnard, inventor of the 'nearly namesake given name/ surname conflation'.(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:08, Reply)
So your story is that your mum happened to reach her early twenties or so in 1979?Fascinating political insight there.
Thanks.
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Blimey.I wish I'd got a job and worked when I was in my early twenties, just like every fucker else.
Correlation =/= causation, as titboy should know.
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I have to assume that if the nation had carried on as it was.Her living standards would have been pretty poor.
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Don't make him ask if you remember Hitler.(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:08,
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No, he was just a terribly sincere nice guy (i.e. a censorious, dictatorial madman) and a Christian fundamentalist.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:45,
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And he brought in the minimum wage, record investment in the NHS and led Labour to victory three times.And fucked up re. tuition fees and Iraq. Nowhere near as bad as Thatcher.
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Also locked the nation into an cycle of wasteful, endless and absolutely pointless wars,and turned the education system into a bureaucratic exercise where pupils take exams for exams' sake rather than receiving a useful education; a system where privileged pupils can be coached by private tutors into getting straight A*s all the way though and still come out knowing nothing and being about as useful as a glass hammer.
I agree with your point about him not being as bad as Thatcher, but he's got a bloody long charge sheet as far as I'm concerned.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:04,
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I won't disagree with you there, I had no beef with Mr Blair.He was as much of a poshboy as Cameron though.
Blair was essentially a pragmatic Tory. It's not his personal fault we're in a mess.
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David Cameron never appeared on the cover of NME though, did he?SO THERE!
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I'm very textual, I litterally can spend hours rubbing a bit of silk between my fingers with my thumb in my mouth (I don't "suck my thumb", it's more, I hold up the top part of my jaw with my thumb)...... but not all silk is equal, it can't be too big a piece, or too small, and it needs an edge that is contrast in texture (such as on a label where they melt the edge of it). Pure silk isn't always right eaither. Marks'n'Sparks and BHS do the best ones. A lot of the time after a month or soo the texture is no longer right for this, and eventually it'll wore off the print. I also love soft and furry textures, such as an animal or fleece. I actually chose those couches based on the texture primarly.
I'm going to buy a Slanket on payday and some silk PJs, 'cus that'll be the ultimate feeling of snug to me, I can't imagine feeling any nicer than with that, after a nice hot bath, with something good but naughty to eat.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:23,
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And I've just done something on my media centre setup thinggy that I've talked about on here, where with just the click of a button, I have access to over 77k movies/telly/stand-up/porn/etc/etc.it loads instantly, doesn't take lots of time buffering. It's so cool, I can choose pretty much any US telly/film, and watch it when I want.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:25,
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Can you get Family Fortunes?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:26,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2AWKfMvDtw
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:29,
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I'll try it after 'oaks ! It might have it !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:37,
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A search for Family Fortunes brings up some Batman, Pokemon and "I capture the castle" eppisodes.No luck =(
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:42,
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It serves a purpous, and it's alright for that.My mates used to come around and watch porn together, didn't do anything, they just watched it while laughing and joking and drinking, like it's a strip club or something... that's not my cup of tea though, I found that a bit dull.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:47,
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Group porn watching?Always an uncomfortable experience.
That way lies the path to circle jerks.
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Yeah', really didn't comfortable around that, espesh as the more degrading it was, the more they liked it.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:04,
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this post makes me :( and question why I once thought you were a severely manly man(
Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:29,
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well, me either, but I never used to question his sexuality (
Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:32,
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I'm not sure I've ever questioned anything about you.Not that I recall at least.
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:36,
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Phew!Though let's face it- there's not much to question. I'm a 'heart on sleeve' kind of guy.
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No, I like girls, the most I've done with a bloke is pull one, and the 2-3 times that's happened...It was some kind of a game/bet, rather than sexual.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:37,
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Oh, hah.I just found something called "Celebraty Chef Cook-off" to watch, it's awesome.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:45,
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I've never been a really manly man, I think Metrosexual would be a fitting description. Not camp, but I like my comforts.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:35,
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I saw him in London and I let on to him because I thought he was one of the queens on my road(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:43,
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'let on'Round here it means, erm, to smile in recognition, or say hi.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:48,
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But srsly, Gok Wan a quender?Next thing you'll be telling me that Doctor Christian Jessen takes it up the chutney.
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If only there was a way to harness the collective power of the world's computers, a way to interrogate mankind's collective knowledge as stored on these computers.If only there was a way...
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If you have to look it up it ain't relevant (to you)(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:58,
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He's a TV doctor who happens to be a bummosexual.But he appears straight. I was mildly surprised when I found out about his deviancy.
You'd think a doctor would know better though, wouldn't you?
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OKfuck it, I went for a bath, looked down and thought I'd have to call in the Whale Rescue Squad. I'm going on a fucking diet.
Anyone know a good one (other than the Just Stop Eating Crap diet, which I can only stick to for a few weeks)?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:37,
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The Grit diet.Eat nothing but sand and grit for a month. You'll lose loads of weight. Also hair, muscle definition, skin tone, etc. but no diet is perfect.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:42,
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mm, grit sounds nicebut I imagine I would just put on stones
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:43,
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Buy a load of clenbuterol. Seriously. I'm gonna order some tomorrow.
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Does it make you shit your blurter inside out?(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:20,
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I'm getting all worked up about going back to Newcastle in the morning.I would do anything to graduate tomorrow and move back home.
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I've just got to the end of it. I had to buy another suitcase today cos of everything I've bought in the last month. Going to be a right laugh with two of the fucking things on the tube tomorrow.
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What's the skivvy on that?Why you going Newcastle? Did something happen?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:07,
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I'm on the lamb/I attend university there. It's not the place, Newcastle's ace. Neither is it my mates, they're ace and I love my housemates. It's the fact it's so fucking far away, I much prefer London and I can't just decide on a whim to come down for the weekend cos it takes three hours and costs loads. The next time I'm coming down is March 18th. That's rubbish.
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Sorry mate.Marketing and Management. I was doing English Literature but I switched courses when I secured a couple of ace placements, one of which is very likely to lead to a job once I graduate. As long as I don't fuck it up.
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How is management taught?(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:26,
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I did English. And I used to work in Marketing.Thrilling convo, right here.
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I'm actually considering ignoring my first B3tan.He makes this place less enjoyable.
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I agree,This is coming from me, me who thinks Quentin is a comedy genius.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:23,
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so who else is slightly worried that my dream last night was a premonition of that person being hit by a train at norbury park?i am
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I dreamt some woman I work with was my GP and she made me eat tablets then spit only four of them back out.Anyway I'm off to bed.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:37,
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Nah.Unless of course you were driving the train.
Who's sockpuppet are you anyway?
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don't think it would of made any difference, you can't exactly steer trains at peoplei AINT a stockpuppet you cant
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and what the fuck did you mean that dr christian plays it straight?that guys gayer than fucken christmas fucks sake
the man has gay hair, botox face, gym body and he's a snappy dresser, all the clues are there
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Because the more contrived an online persona is, the more likely they are to be a sockpuppet.And you are a 'comedy' account from top to bottom.
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what do you mean contrived?and i'm sure most people here would disagree with the 'comedy' element of your statement
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I mean you seem to be a character rather than a 'real' person.And I meant comedy in the loosest sense of the word.
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