What's the funniest thing you've seen on television?
I have a shortlist of my own favourite moments:
1. Catchphrase ‘wanking Mr Chips’ episode
2. Anthea Turner motorbike explosion
3. Blue Peter ‘vandalised garden’ report
4. That’s Life ‘rossages’ dog story
5. John Noakes crying when asked how Shep is, because Shep had recently died
6. Trevor Cleaver’s ‘bacon and eggs mum’ acting masterclass on the Grange Hill barge school trip
7. ‘Fresh and Fly’ live at the Grange Hill end of term party on the school field
8. Five Star ‘why are you so fucking crap?’ phone-in question

What have I missed?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:59, 157 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

DEL BOY FELL THROUGH THE BAR!!!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:02, Reply)

Least funny programme ever.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:03, Reply)

Apart from 'My Hero'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:03, Reply)

and The Royal Bodyguard.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:03, Reply)

and Channel 4's BodyShock: The Girl with no Head

(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:15, Reply)

It seems you haven't watched Telly since 1987.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:04, Reply)

Correct.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:04, Reply)

Arse

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:04, Reply)

Judging from that list, all TV since 1991

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:04, Reply)

Tommy Cooper snuffing it on live TV.
A video of your Mums going at it like a couple of trannies.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:05, Reply)

I missed Cooper's demise. Gutted to this day.
I never liked him, due to his chronic lack of wit and/or funniness.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:06, Reply)

I actually did see it.
Although no one ever believes me because the amount of people that say saw it would have meant that it was the highest viewed programme in the history of television.

I was too young for it to really mean anything to me anyway.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:10, Reply)

It was playing on the telly in the bar of the Lesser Free Trade Hall
just before the Pistols came on.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:12, Reply)

You were 11.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:15, Reply)

It was on Live from Her Majestys.
I was waiting to see the comedy stylings of Les Dennis (Well, I don't really know!) and Dustin Gee (cough, cough) who were on after him. I remeber thinking, this isn't right, and then a palpable discomfort in the theatre as the curtain came down.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:11, Reply)

You see
I would never in a million years have watched Live at Her fucking Majestys: had they called it 'Dead at Her Majestys' I'd have booked a front row seat.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:13, Reply)

The episode of Countdown where the chap's word is 'WANKERS' is good.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:05, Reply)

You also appear to have missed off your favourite shoe-throwing incident.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:10, Reply)

Fucking hell I am losing my mind.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:13, Reply)

1) Del Boy falling through the bar still makes me laugh, which is mildly impressive, as it's the only thing in the entire series to make me even crack a smile
2) Basil Fawlty attacking the car with the branch.
3) A Tommy Cooper interview on Parkinson that I think is brilliant.
4) "Tomato - Ted - aubergine - your - potato - wife's - turnip - dead."
5) The episode of 'Have I Got News For You' after the story about Angus Deayton taking cocaine.

These are a lot harder to think of than I'd expected.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:06, Reply)

Just to be clear, I was being sarcastic when I mentioned Del Boy.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:07, Reply)

You know, I never would have guessed that(!)

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:08, Reply)

Ha,
I didn't want the slightest bit of doubt to be there...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:09, Reply)

I didn't see a single episode of the series until I was about 19
So it was still quite new to me only a few years ago
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:10, Reply)

I bet you wish you could go back to those days.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:13, Reply)

I've still only seen about 3 episodes

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:15, Reply)

Maybe you'd prefer this version?
www.b3ta.com/links/733123
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:10, Reply)

Not by much actually.
It was better until Trigger fell over...

um...Spoiler.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:11, Reply)

4) fucking superb, that was

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:08, Reply)

I remember seeing it as a child, and finding it odd
I saw it again a couple of years back, having forgotten about it, and laughed to the point it hurt.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:12, Reply)

For some reason, the Pot Noodles bit on Have I Got News For You still amuses me years later.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:06, Reply)

Same. Quite a lot of things on that programme remain hilarious
especially the Brian Blessed episode
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:09, Reply)

Brian Blessed was an excellent host

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:10, Reply)

Homer Simpson and the rakes
Quite simply, funny as fuck
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:10, Reply)

Do you mean Sideshow Bob and the rakes?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:11, Reply)

I assume so.
But yes, that is a great bit of TV.

Although my favourite Simpsons bit ever is from Homer At The Bat when Monty Burns keeps telling one of the players to shave off his sideburns and is still yelling it at him when he has nothing left but a mohican because he's shaved so much.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:13, Reply)

That episode was on last week, still brilliant

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:13, Reply)

i have a soft spot for "stupid sexy flanders"
disturbing AND hilarious.

although i do prefer family guy for sheer fist-in-mouth-ness.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:14, Reply)

"Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all...nothing at all...nothing at all..."

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:15, Reply)

Also
"When a fire starts to burn
There's a lesson you must learn
something something
then you'll see
you'll avoid catastrophe...D'OH!'
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:19, Reply)

A deer!
A female deer
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:19, Reply)

"Dear Lord, may your loving hand guide Homer to the mattress, square and true."

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:20, Reply)

Dear Lord, I give you this gift of milk and cookies
If you wish me to eat them, make absolutely no sign

...

Thy will be done
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:22, Reply)

I am so smart
S M R T
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:28, Reply)

Yes, I think that's what he means.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:13, Reply)

Bob reappeared in a new episode, taking Bart to the 5 corners, so that he can't be done in any one state for murder
At one point, hopping away from Bart, he steps onto a rake. As obvious as it was that it was going to happen repeatedly, I lolled most heartily.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:14, Reply)

Yeah, sorry
Sideshow Bob

Fucking genius
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:15, Reply)

That entire episode is excellent
Homer: Hey, kids! Want to drive through that cactus patch?
Bart: Yeah!
Lisa: Yeah!
Sideshow Bob: [underneath car] No!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:17, Reply)

2 against 1

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:17, Reply)

See also:
The Thompsons!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:18, Reply)

'When I press your foot...'
'PSST...I think he's talking to you'
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:19, Reply)

proper lolling again

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:20, Reply)

I could do this all day, really,
but it would show me up to be an even duller nerd than I already seem to be.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:22, Reply)

This conversation alone shows just how funny the Simpsons once was
It still has it's moments, but there are far fewer these days.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:22, Reply)

Yeah
It was fucking brilliant

Disco Stu loves disco music
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:24, Reply)

Duff Man, can't breathe! Oh, no!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:32, Reply)

I always loved
Selma: Her legend will live forever.
Homer's Brain: Yeah! The legend of the dog-faced woman!
Homer: Legend of the dog-faced woman! Ha ha ha! Oh, that's good!
(Marge grumble)
(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:46, Reply)

I think that was the only bit of TV where I really did ROFL
Although my Dad did almost choke to death whilst watching a Simpsons episode on Christmas Day once where Homer gets some junk mail addressed to Homer Simpsoy
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:18, Reply)

That makes me giggle too.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:20, Reply)

We had to turn the TV off and leave him to return back to a normal colour again

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:24, Reply)

Sounds like my Dad listening to an episode of ISIHAC when he was driving
We had to convince him to pull over, he was laughing so hard he clearly couldn't see the road properly
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:32, Reply)

i've just been told i was on more4 last night

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:12, Reply)

What program?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:13, Reply)

come dine with me

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:24, Reply)

So, you're East Kent Emma?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:27, Reply)

I DON'T KNOW

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:27, Reply)

bore4 i could believe

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:14, Reply)

pffft

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:24, Reply)

pardon you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:34, Reply)

oh man ! Sick burn !
Swipey: Whore4
Monty: Tour4 ('cus he goes to gigs of people on tour)
Chompy: Chore4 (I don't know why)
CQ: Snore4 (because he likes to sleep?)

.... yeah', you see where I'm going with this, in a very lazy fassion.

.... or
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:27, Reply)

sportscow: wor4?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:32, Reply)

Chompy: gnaw4?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:36, Reply)

Less offensive for 'Swipe: Law4

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:36, Reply)

But 'Britain's Biggest Tossers' is on Fridays, isn't it?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:14, Reply)

you'd know
because you're on it, you won, something like that'll do
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:25, Reply)

You're a dwarf?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:16, Reply)

yes! a Red one!
lol
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:26, Reply)

Were they doing that thing from the news
when if they're talking about fat people they go out onto the street and video fat cunts arses?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:19, Reply)

No, he's Egyptian

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:20, Reply)

I'M NOT FAT HOW DARE YOU

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:24, Reply)

Could have been taken when you were out with swipe.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:25, Reply)

our relationship is a secret and i'd rather you didn't pry
thanks
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:26, Reply)

coming from a guy whose head looks like a football with NHS glasses and a few pubes stuck on top of it, that's a bit rich
of course, it's also the only rich thing about you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:33, Reply)

Didn't some footballer recently admit to being involved in the Blue Peter garden atrocities?
I think he was black or something.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:15, Reply)

Rio Ferdinand, I was told.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:17, Reply)

I thought it was Les

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:18, Reply)

Oh probably.
Even though I am now a dedicated 'Gooner' these days, I probably wasn't paying attention. I was probably thinking about some complicated tactics for 'the match' that 'we' were about to play.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:20, Reply)

Ayahhh my lughole!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:23, Reply)

I definitely get this joke.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:24, Reply)

I think you will be in the minority

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:25, Reply)

He would have been a foetus.
AA is right, it was Les.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:20, Reply)

Nah, it was Gene Hunt
I saw it on TV, so it must be true.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:23, Reply)

You forgot Kevin Keegan on Superstars

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:23, Reply)

You are so, so right.
That is so excellent I nearly bought a 'best of Superstars' DVD as it's on the extras.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:24, Reply)

What happened on it?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:25, Reply)

He fell off his bike - in a most hysterical manner.
Seriously it is TV magic: his handlebars go all over the show and...down he goes. Superb.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:28, Reply)

*googles*
*lols*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:31, Reply)

quick give him an orange drink

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:35, Reply)

Looks more like flat lager

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:35, Reply)

men were men in the 70s

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:41, Reply)

Internet validation!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:40, Reply)

The
Late, Late, Breakfast Show,
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:26, Reply)

I love you Jeff.
Michael Lush, unemployed hod carrier from Southampton.....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:34, Reply)

truth fairy doesn't believe me that they had gay daleks on the adam and joe show and i can't find any videos to support my non-lies
:(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:27, Reply)

All the episodes are on 4OD

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:31, Reply)

The gay daleks were on Victor Lewis-Smith's programme, that's why.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:35, Reply)

what does a gay dalek say? ejaaaculate? ejaaaculate?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:37, Reply)

haha
Or 'blow me DG blow me hard'
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:39, Reply)

It was TV Offal.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:32, Reply)

All of which is on YouTube.

(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:50, Reply)

John's not mad.
Fuckin' Nescafe
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:28, Reply)

YOUR DUG'S GOT TUTS!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:34, Reply)

Ever since TV schedulers have known that any programme featuring Tourette's sufferers is guaranteed to be brilliant
Best syndrome ever.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:38, Reply)

100% agreed
CUNT!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:39, Reply)

Mrs Dupinblue was recently watching an episode of Celebrity Dine With Me, with Barrymore on it
I got drawn into it as he became more and more Partridge like, culminating in him throwing plates on the floor. His reaction on being confronted for his behaviour was TV gold.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:29, Reply)

This, in fact:
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=-IOzXUzde1U#t=357s
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:31, Reply)

Will watch asap

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:36, Reply)

I have no sound but still wft?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:43, Reply)

It is worth watching with sound
as he goes on to claim it was an accident, then laugh his way out of it with a "hilarious" Bruce Forsyth impression.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:56, Reply)

He has sunk lower than Stuart lubbock

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:47, Reply)

Why are there no ashtrays in Barrymore's house?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:56, Reply)

He only smokes cock

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:57, Reply)

He puts his fags out in the pool

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:57, Reply)

One of the most disturbing images I have of him
is listening to him and Pete Burns on Celebrity Big Brother, talking about sucking cocks.

*shudders*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:46, Reply)

Of course, you could simply not watch that sort of brain rotting shit in the first place...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:48, Reply)

and do something less boring instead?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:49, Reply)

I like to have some kind of noise going on in the background when I go to bed.
It was on, I was bored.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:49, Reply)

Wow, I never realised you were so snobby.
Not everyone who has the telly on is watching it intently, and sometimes people like to watch telly that gets them annoyed.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:24, Reply)

I have a free lunch from Pret today! Whoop!
I liked it when Donald Macyntyre tricked those scummers into handing themsleves into the police.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:32, Reply)

Donal (no d) getting a tattoo and passing out was rather lolsome

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:32, Reply)

yeah, what a girl

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:35, Reply)

Damn my lack of sound on work computers.
Videos just aren't the same ;_;
( Kroney, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:48, Reply)

Silent videos are.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:49, Reply)

Pardon?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:13, Reply)

My mum is a teacher of the deaf
and every time my mum mentions something about deaf etc, my dad says "pardon"
I'm suprised they're still married.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:14, Reply)

Hahaha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:40, Reply)

Brass Eye
The "cake" wind up was sublime
(wimbley is feeling hungover, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:52, Reply)

See also the British Will Smith talking about paedos

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:53, Reply)

Don't
You'll get Monty onto you
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:53, Reply)

I am feeling more suggestible already

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:02, Reply)

Or "Dr" Fox
There isn't any actual evidence for this, but it is scientific fact.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:06, Reply)

The Day Today with Far-Q the rapper was excellent
She's an Uzi Lover!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:53, Reply)

“The controversy surrounding this song is preposterous. Clearly, these lyrics are intended to be ironic.”
Cunt, bitch,
Cunt, bitch, motherfucker
Uzi lover,
Uzi lover
She's an Uzi lover

Uzi like a metal dick in my hand
magazine like a big testicle gland
Bitch wanna try it
I said keep her quiet
Shove it up her motherfuckin’ ass and fry it
Uh-huh huh huh

I did the bitch in
as she lay twitchin’
I knew that she's an Uzi lover

He was grateful I shot his painful
motherfuckin’ pig was an Uzi lover

Cop fucking bitch whore
Cop fucking bitch whore
Cop fucking bitch whore
Cop fucking bitch whore

Bitch.
(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:58, Reply)

I have no idea why
but Chris Morris tucking his child into a drawer on Paedogeddon is one of the funniest things ever
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:03, Reply)

Did you know that the paedo who broke into the studio was played by Simon Pegg?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:34, Reply)

I spotted that
"I just don't find your child attractive"
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:38, Reply)

Bang out of order
Playing paedophilia for laughs like that. It's sickening that Chris Morris finds child abuse so funny.
(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:08, Reply)

Brass Eye is phenomenal, as is Four Lions

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:34, Reply)

The Cook Report
Ecstasy special.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:06, Reply)

The Machine Gunners.
Where we goin' now?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:09, Reply)

I thought it brilliant that a book in my 3rd year juniors class library had the word "bastards" in it.
I can't remember, did the TV version stay true to the dialogue?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:12, Reply)

WHEREYAGOIN'NOWCHAZZEH?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:03, Reply)

'Can't Stop Eating'
Obviously a serious condition which blights the lives of sufferers but Joe Blackburn courting his conquest in the care home cracks me up every time.
( Pig Bodine., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:12, Reply)

I like Terry Wogan.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:12, Reply)

I remember when Cutmaster Swift was on Wogan.
That was good.

Nearly as good as Daddy Freddy on Record Breakers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:04, Reply)

Someone should start a new thread.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:42, Reply)

I am feeling rather guilty about starting this one.

SOZ.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:03, Reply)