Okay, let's not talk politics.
I'm going to Australia, I like holidays. Do you like holidays? Where are you going and when?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:10, 154 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I like holidays.
Doubtful if I'll be having one this year though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:11, Reply)

WORKSHY BASTARD!
Did you have a nice fish pie?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:13, Reply)

See previous thread :)

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:15, Reply)

what a question to ask a man on a first date
very forward
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:16, Reply)

Fucking hell you're a bundle of laughs today, Davvo
You should get off your arse and get a job. That'd cheer you up.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:14, Reply)

Nothing would please me more.
I have about £15k of my redundancy left, which means that technically I can afford a holiday. However, if I'm still out of work in 3 months time, then that will be used to clear the last of my debts which will all but wipe out the savings I have. So I'm not going to spunk it up the wall on something unnecessary just yet.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:18, Reply)

Why don't you invest your remaining redundancy cash in Chompy's landfill mining scheme?
This time next year, Davvo...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:23, Reply)

You should've mentioned LUNCH
People like talking about this particular meal.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:15, Reply)

I have been fed and watered now
This is a good thing
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:23, Reply)

Good
Now make with the internet funny.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:24, Reply)

Oh and I usually go to France
for a number of reasons including proximity and price.
Probably in July.
They're ok.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:16, Reply)

I'm going to Hideout Festival with my brother.
Other than that, nada.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:22, Reply)

I don't know what that is, but since you're going to it
I'm pretty safe in assuming it's shit.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:24, Reply)

You're not cool enough to know what it is.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:25, Reply)

Having had a look at the line up
I can safely say it is not for me.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:27, Reply)

I've just looked at the lineup.
It's fucking rubbish/I recognise hardly anyone. Oh dear.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:27, Reply)

I can recommend both FourTet and Caribou
But they are DJing rather than performing, so I don't know how good that will be...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:31, Reply)

SBTRKT and Annie Mac are the only ones I actually like out of all of them.
I'm only going cos it's my little brother's first time at this sort of thing. I'm the chaperone init.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Haha
That should keep him out of any scrapes then.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:33, Reply)

I'm a pillar of the community I'll have you know.
A horrible one, admittedly.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:52, Reply)

We are off to Menorca in June
and also to Centreparcs in Penrith at the end of the month. Both of these fill me with GLEE!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:23, Reply)

Mrs Cow is letting you do her up the bum?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:23, Reply)

fuck off back to mumsnet.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:26, Reply)

We like to call it the James Herriot

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:32, Reply)

Holidays. Same shit, different location.
Might go camping, then it'd be different shit, different location. I love camping.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:24, Reply)

I'm going to Northumbria, Edinurgh, hopefully New York and Yorkshire.
Although what on earth possessed me to think spending the first week of April in Northumbria was a good idea, I am not sure. I don't like cold and wet.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:25, Reply)

You'd be surprised, Scarpo.
Yesterday it was a balmy 5 degrees up here, and no snow whatsoever. Today is much the same.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:27, Reply)

Better than down here at the moment then.
I'm actually really looking forward to it. Can't wait to go walking along the coast for a start.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:31, Reply)

It was bastard freezing on Saturday night though
Proper "AYAAAAAAHHHHHH" wind
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:35, Reply)

Oh hell yeah.
We were at a gig in Bebside (Star Spangled Chest Wigs - if you ever get a chance to see them, do; they're fucking brilliant). It's fair to say that nipping out for a smoke was rationed somewhat.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:37, Reply)

I was out with the dog and had to full on burqa myself up with a scarf

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:38, Reply)

I did an 8 mile run on saturday morning
when I got back I got laughed at for looking so red and blotchy.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:41, Reply)

The morning wasn't too bad
The night was. If Mrs Cow isn't gyming this evening I'll be out for 5-6k
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:42, Reply)

Nice one.
I'm only doing 3 miles tonight.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:02, Reply)

I did three miles this morning.
Fast ones, mind.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:04, Reply)

Mine will probably be cautious due to the amount of snow on the ground.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:13, Reply)

Which bit?
We're only about four miles from the coast.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:35, Reply)

We'll be staying near Warkworth, I think.
Or maybe Amble. They were the last two choices we came down to and I can't remember which one we went for. They are basically the same area though aren't they?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:39, Reply)

About 5 mins away I think
We stayed in Amble last year. It was nice
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:40, Reply)

Fairly close together, about 2 miles apart.
Warkworth is the nicer of the two though. Very pretty, with the added bonus of having a fucking castle overlooking it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:42, Reply)

The castle is fucking excellent!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:43, Reply)

That's where we are going then definitely. It definitely had a castle.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:43, Reply)

There was a nice Italian restaurant in Amble
and a fairly good Chinese takeaway too. I'll try and dig the names out
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:44, Reply)

I did the grant for that restaurant.
It's called Zecca.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:45, Reply)

At the top of the main street?
Sounds right that. It was very nice
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:45, Reply)

Think so, yeah.
It's in a disused bakery, the grant was for renovation costs.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:53, Reply)

Also if you get the chance to go up to Bamburgh, do.
It'll be about a half hour drive up the coast and worth it just for the castle.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:44, Reply)

Will do, thanks.
At the moment, more than almost anything, I am looking forward to going to Alnwick to vist Barter Books.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:52, Reply)

I was just going to suggest you go there.
It's fucking massive.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:53, Reply)

It was in the 'Twenty most beautiful bookshops in the world' list that was published recently
Although I have since found out that they are responsible for the popularity of 'Keep Calm And Carry On', which is a black mark, but it looks good enough for me to forgive them that.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:57, Reply)

Well, they are that
but only due to the finding of said poster in a stockroom, I believe.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:07, Reply)

who the fuck doesn't like holidays?
so far this year: barcelona for a hen-do, california for a 2 week girly holiday, caribbean for christmas. and maybe bristol for a LOLBASH.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:27, Reply)

The McCanns?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:28, Reply)

shut up, they practically live in the playa de luz now

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:30, Reply)

with all due respect, i don't think it's the holiday part that they dislike
more the abduction and murder of their young child...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:30, Reply)

Well they shouldn't have fucking done it then.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:31, Reply)

It is annoying when that happens.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:32, Reply)

Murder, you say?
You know more than you're letting on.
Are you that guy form the witness drawing?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:34, Reply)

does eating an infant count against your detox?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:35, Reply)

de-tots

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:35, Reply)

They don't contain any toxins

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:35, Reply)

That one does now.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:39, Reply)

She's vegetarian

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:36, Reply)

i've giot a really big willy and the ladies love me
yeah
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:37, Reply)

This is amongst your finest work.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:44, Reply)

this is doubtless true of his "professional" life too

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:47, Reply)

i swere your posts to me are getting more homoerotic
if you fancy doing some swinging i think the gf would be up for it and we could do some stuff then?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:47, Reply)

I just want to make sure your opinion of b3ta is balanced as you used to get a lot of abuse from certain members of the board
luckily that seems to have tailed off now and people are recognising you for the comic genius that you appear to be.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:50, Reply)

aw well thats jsut the loveliest thing
thank you xxxxx
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:54, Reply)

whoa, you might want to check out his wife before you make that kind of offer
unless you mean just a threesome. or unless you already have, and he is living in blissful ignorance?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:51, Reply)

i'm not the pickiest man in the world, mrs super could look like a truck
and i would still chose her over you
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:55, Reply)

ha, i've seen your pic
you look like a neckless chimp. as if that's a choice you'd get.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:58, Reply)

i'm a very handsome man, i dunno why your so horrible to me :(
i saw a photo of myself yesterday and it looks like i broke my neck :((((
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:58, Reply)

ah well
shit happens, eh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:59, Reply)

tru
i'd love it if we could still be friends rachelswipe
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:01, Reply)

ah well
shit happens, eh?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:02, Reply)

uhoh swipes broken again

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:03, Reply)

i was just sympathising with your neck

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:05, Reply)

thanks man, i appreciate it
hope you lose all that weight again soon
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:07, Reply)

gee thanks

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:16, Reply)

*golf applause*
that's at least a 9/10 from the boy Quinten.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:51, Reply)

yeah, sure, why not?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:38, Reply)

tehy must be very fattening
i hope you had a side salad
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:39, Reply)

Hahahaha.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Planned so far:
Barcelona for Easter
Boston during the Olympics to escape London
Cornwall at the start of September
Plus various trips to Edinburgh though out the year to see family.

Hopefully we will get out to the Loire Valley for a few days at some point as well.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:32, Reply)

Ponce.
The Loire Valley indeed.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:00, Reply)

Looked at booking a holiday
And then decided to do a couple of courses instead.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:34, Reply)

This is not a lunch thread, Jeff

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:35, Reply)

LTI

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:38, Reply)

\o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:38, Reply)

I'm not that bothered about holidays.
I like wandering about a city and exploring it, but I'm not desperate.
So many people wish their lives away waiting for their next two-week escape.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:35, Reply)

I wish my life away waiting for the CUNT NEXT DOOR TO STOP FUCKING DRILLING!!!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:42, Reply)

Sorry bout dat

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:45, Reply)

if only there were some kind of council you could seek advice from
www.environment-agency.gov.uk/netregs/businesses/construction/62371.aspx
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:45, Reply)

I'm pretty sure they can't do anything about construction noise during the day.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:59, Reply)

i'm pretty sure you're totally wrong about that. as quoted below.
however, if the noise is perfectly reasonable and is not a nuisance and you are just being a whinging little pussy, then yeah. they can't do anything.




"If noise from your work is found to be causing a nuisance to the surrounding community, your local council can limit or even stop you from working. They can restrict:

the type of machinery you use
your working hours
noise levels emitted from your premises.
Failure to address a noise problem could result in legal action and a fine"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:01, Reply)

My local council says they don't
www.barnet.gov.uk/pollution-control-noise.htm
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:15, Reply)

Also noise caused intermitantly over several weeks is not going to result in the council doing anything.
But it's still rather irritating having 5 minutes of loud buzzing every 20 minutes or so.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:16, Reply)

We all have our crosses to bear
Right now the cleaner is vacuuming outside my office and I can't hear the music I'm listening to.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:19, Reply)

You should punch them in the twat.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:23, Reply)

your council says it isn't interested
that's a v different thing. there is stuff you could do to force them if it is bad enough.

but i doubt it's that bad. you are just going to have to suck it up.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:19, Reply)

its your fault for living next to the Regimental Sargent Major of Catterick

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:48, Reply)

Sorry, that's me jack-hammering your misses. BURN.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:52, Reply)

it'd be a bit of a sicker burn if you could spell "missus" though.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:53, Reply)

don't take the piss out of peoples spelling you pricknamed fuckwit son of bitch

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:53, Reply)

I'll take the piss out of whatever the fuck I like, old chap.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:56, Reply)

well do a better job of it then, prickname

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:58, Reply)

if it's all the same - and I have thought this through quite carefully
- I don't really think I'll be needing to take advice on forum posting from you. Soz and that. I mean, some of your current work is up there, but there's just too much inconsistency.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:00, Reply)

oh getting personal now are we? out of order that is
just cos i called you a prickname for having badger on your hockey shirt
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:02, Reply)

I don't really think there's anything there that could be even vaguely construed as personal.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:03, Reply)

oh right so now i'm a liar am i?
you wanna wind your neck in cunt, things bout to get real
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:06, Reply)

sorry, what? you're confusing even yourself now, Quints.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:07, Reply)

no F-14 flying goose wannabe ever gonna own quinten ass, i can tell you that for sure

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:08, Reply)

I'm very glad to hear it.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:09, Reply)

JUST DROP IT MAN, IT AIN'T WORTH IT

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:10, Reply)

Not coming from me it wouldn't.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:54, Reply)

Gonz
You have never jackhammered anyone.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:59, Reply)

Stop talking about Gonz jack hammering someone
I just imagined it and he was covered in rib sauce.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:00, Reply)

You want to lick sauce off his jackhammer?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:01, Reply)

how dare you, i saw him jackhammering your mum, your sister
and your papa just last week
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:00, Reply)

Fuck off, smalltrousers.
What happened to the non-cuntish posting that some of the more deluded posters credited you with?

It seems the cretinous were leading the cuntish.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:03, Reply)

haha
thats probably the biggest overreaction to a light ribbing i ever saw on the internet, hats off to you stunned
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:05, Reply)

It's not really is it?
Have you not seen the work of Legless?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:08, Reply)

er..... no?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:08, Reply)

Lucky you.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:09, Reply)

Take that back, most of it's total lol

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:11, Reply)

That's true actually.
I wouldn't have missed some of it for the world.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:13, Reply)

i dunno what your talken about but that seems a bit strong

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:17, Reply)

I can do better than that.
Please give me a chance, Mr Oftiweak? I won't let you down.

In fact, I just can't have you unignored. I don't like myself when I am replying to your posts.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:08, Reply)

but then how will you massively overreact to me sayign someone else bummed your family?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:09, Reply)

I don't know but I am prepared to try.
It's me Qlueless, not you. Don't feel bad.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:11, Reply)

set your faces to scunnered

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:13, Reply)

Only toward you.
And I don't even know why. I am not even sure there is a reason.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:16, Reply)

sexual attraction

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:17, Reply)

Must be.
I look forward to seeing you in Bristol.

It'll be brill.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:17, Reply)

brill is the name of gene hackman in enemy of the state

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:29, Reply)

Cintish?

( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:05, Reply)

A level up from cuntish.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:08, Reply)

Your wife calls me CAT, and it's not just 'cus I play around in her dirtbox.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:30, Reply)

I like skiing holidays
Otherwise, I'm quite ambivalent. As long as I have stuff to do. I can't be arsed with sitting around on a beach/by a pool or whatever.

Probably stay in the UK this summer. Maybe west coast of Scotland.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:50, Reply)

I cannot for the life of me
understand why people pay good money to visit a different country and then venture no further than the hotel pool and bar.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:55, Reply)

Because it is hot and little brown men bring cocktails whilst one is lounging poolside.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:58, Reply)

try the caribbean
they're not that little
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:03, Reply)

Haha. I'll take your experienced word on this.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:04, Reply)

I'd much rather explore the culture of where I'm visiting than doss around a pool all day.
A couple of days of it is fine but it would bore the arse off me pretty quickly.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:05, Reply)

Most of these places don't have 2 weeks of culture.
They DO have 2 weeks of beggars.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:10, Reply)

Oh god, I ran out of some OTC tablets today so I got out at moorgate to go to boots and I saw a hotel chocolate and now I have no money =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:50, Reply)

It's nice that you're in touch with your feminine side.
It's just a shame that the feminine side you're in touch with is such a fat bitch.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:11, Reply)

I haven't touched a feminine side to a female in sooo long =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:40, Reply)

Hmm
Going on a mini holiday this weekend up to Aviemore with the uni ski club and half a ton of booze.

Later this year - Pamplona for the running of the bulls, and possibly France for a bit of cycling. I'm also going to be doing Land's End to John O'Groats by bike just after Easter.

If things go my way I'll be spending most of the summer in Cornwall on a kind of working holiday and most of the winter up at one of the Scottish ski resorts doing broadly the same thing.


So yeah, most of this year. I'm young, single and have no real ties at the moment. I intend to make the most of it.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:04, Reply)

I'm young, single and have no real ties at the moment. I intend to make the most of it.

I have no love in my life and am desperately trying to avoid thinking about it.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:13, Reply)

He's typed that whilst rolled up in a ball under his smelly stained duvet

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:15, Reply)

Duvet?
Posh bastard. It's a shower curtain I stole from a homeless man.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:21, Reply)

This is entirely too close to the mark for me to feel comfortable
Still, I'll have some stories to tell the grandchildren child-shaped effigies made out of my own excrement and tears.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:23, Reply)