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 New thread, before I dig myself in any deeper arguing a point that even I am not sure I believe now that I think about it...
	New thread, before I dig myself in any deeper arguing a point that even I am not sure I believe now that I think about it...What was the last proper argument you had? Did you win? Did you realise you were wrong? Did you admit you were wrong even if you did realise?
Alt: Tell me something about your hometown that people don't know.
AltAlt: What was the last thing you dropped? (Yeah, I don't really have any ideas for questions right now)
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:13, 147 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
 This morning.  Interlocking clause argument.  Yes.  I rule.
	This morning.  Interlocking clause argument.  Yes.  I rule.  Alt: The RHA returned there this week.
Alt alt: Your Mum's kecks.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:15, Reply)
 Kecks.
	Kecks.  Slang for knickers.
EDIT: Royal Horse Artillery. Kings Troop.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:21, Reply)
 The town where I live now is the only place in the world that's had its railway station stolen.
	The town where I live now is the only place in the world that's had its railway station stolen.(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:20, Reply)
 Since my Dad is from Dewsbury
	Since my Dad is from Dewsburythen, for N=1, this is at least plausible. Although rather unlikely these days
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:38, Reply)
 I said The Beatles were overrated.
	I said The Beatles were overrated.I was right.
*shoots fish in barrel*
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:22, Reply)
 i'm gettin pretty tired of everyone always being wrong about everything on here
	i'm gettin pretty tired of everyone always being wrong about everything on here(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:24, Reply)
 I am married. I never win arguments.
	I am married. I never win arguments.Alt: My home city has on several occasions briefly served as the second capital of England and was awarded county status by Henry VI
AltAlt: My balls.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:26, Reply)
 I had an argument with my dad
	I had an argument with my dadabout halfway through I realised I was a bit wrong. However in my family you can never admit to that. So it was drawn out to the bitter end.
Alt: It's hosting the 2012 Olympics
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:29, Reply)
 Assuming you mean "off the internet"
	Assuming you mean "off the internet" I had an argument with my head of research institute about whether one of my post-docs could be principal investigator on a grant. I lost.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:31, Reply)
 It was an argument about whether or not a particularly wide, low-sided bowl was a bowl or a plate.
	It was an argument about whether or not a particularly wide, low-sided bowl was a bowl or a plate.It was a bowl. A dish at a push, but not a plate.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:33, Reply)
 Alt; The people of Winchester expelled all Jews in 1290AD.
	Alt; The people of Winchester expelled all Jews in 1290AD.Alt alt: I dropped a 'tab' of 'acid' about 15 minutes ago
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:44, Reply)
 It was an argument with Stunned.
	It was an argument with Stunned.He reckoned that Nakers was the most tedious, ignorant bumlord on the internet ever, but I said it was you. Eventually we agreed that you were both as tedious, ignorant and bent as each other.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:48, Reply)
 My last one was with a b3tan,  I got uppity and took things the wrong way. It's not very often I have a rod up my bumhole, and it's never lasted more than a few hours.
	My last one was with a b3tan,  I got uppity and took things the wrong way. It's not very often I have a rod up my bumhole, and it's never lasted more than a few hours.(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:48, Reply)
 i get paid to argue for a living
	i get paid to argue for a livingand yes, i usually win. although there will always be an element of compromise if it settles out of court.
wilmslow does not really have many footballers who are single. so the tangerine tinted tarts who fuck it up can fuck off.
i just dropped some "hand relief" on my keyboard.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:56, Reply)
 Nice alliteration there
	Nice alliteration thereAlso, "hand relief" sounds like a euphemism. What are you up to in that office of yours?
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:07, Reply)
 i am sad enough to get amusement out of this too
	i am sad enough to get amusement out of this tooit is what aveda have named their lovely rich hand cream. i think they are innocent, as they are not a company that is known for having a sense of humour, all earthy and organic. and the foot cream is called "foot relief".
but it makes me smirk to offer it to people.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:11, Reply)
 Earthy and organic?
	Earthy and organic?So that either means "like Cave Duck's favoured form of humour" or "extracted from free-range, pent-up sweaty old men."
There's got to be some guy in charge of marketing at that company who's laughing all the way to the bank.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:15, Reply)
 Yeah, earthy and organic except when they're using dimethicone (a synthetic polymer),
	Yeah, earthy and organic except when they're using dimethicone (a synthetic polymer),and PEG-100 stearate (partially produced from by-products of oil refinement) as functional ingredients.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:24, Reply)
 blimey
	blimeyi've got to say, i couldn't give a fuck about the ingredients so long as it makes my hands smell nice. but how can they get away with marketing it as being totally botanic?!
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:01, Reply)
 It's a very pretty village/town populated by twats. It has 12 pubs too.
	It's a very pretty village/town populated by twats. It has 12 pubs too.Alt: my arse, it was so bad my HM left the room.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:59, Reply)
 Bristol isn't in Wales.
	Bristol isn't in Wales.Turns out most visiting football supporters think it is. And they like to sing about it. Boy, do they look silly.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:05, Reply)
 well yeah
	well yeahanyone who went to watch football in bristol would look pretty fucking silly
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:07, Reply)
 IJUSTDROPPEDDABOMB!!!!!!
	IJUSTDROPPEDDABOMB!!!!!!THE BIG DAWG'S BACK IN THE BUILDING *****AIRHORNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn****
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:10, Reply)
 It's ok I'm a dick, and I've learnt to accept it
	It's ok I'm a dick, and I've learnt to accept iti'm also terminally unfunny, unliked and unloved; but then I wouldn't be posting here otherwise !!!
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:17, Reply)
 I've srs stinged the board
	I've srs stinged the boardhopefully it's ruined peoples shitty weekend plans
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:22, Reply)
 I'VE JUST CAUGHT YOU OUT YOU LIARY FUCK
	I'VE JUST CAUGHT YOU OUT YOU LIARY FUCKwww.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1526826
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:26, Reply)
 All the more Stella and lasagne for Morquinda and D'Shawn then.
	All the more Stella and lasagne for Morquinda and D'Shawn then.They will barely be able to get their pink velour Juicy Couture trackies off after all that lot.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:28, Reply)
 ''ere, you got ten p for tha meter? I need to microwave sum toast'
	''ere, you got ten p for tha meter? I need to microwave sum toast'(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:33, Reply)
 Mrs Cow's Dad is the tightest Yorkshireman in the world
	Mrs Cow's Dad is the tightest Yorkshireman in the worldHe'd leave bread outside in the sun to toast, not waste 10p
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:34, Reply)
 Haha
	HahaI will always think of sporto's kids as Morquinda and D'Shawn now.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:45, Reply)
 I rolled a 16 and used my "Amulet of G'goren' to defeat the Vulcan prince
	I rolled a 16 and used my "Amulet of G'goren' to defeat the Vulcan princebut my "mate" Darrell said I couldn't do that as the Vulcan is ammune to amulets because they are alien and have two penises, but I was right because he hadn't dropped the brown gem stone off at the pool of light yet.
alt: Your mum ran a brothel out of the back of the butchers.
altalt: a beef carcass on your mum
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:14, Reply)
 With Mrs Cow
	With Mrs CowShe cancelled going to the last part of a training course against my wishes to allow me "to rest". This rest involves me leaving work half an hour earlier and looking after the kids. It was a score draw. There were no winners
Alt:
Sunderland folk are referred to as Mackems. This is from the old ship building days when Wearside built the ships and Tyneside fitted them out. "We mack'em and they tak'em"
Alt Alt:
My iPhone, leaving the back with now two of the arse-cracks on it. COCK
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:23, Reply)
 Alt: it does actually exist, and was not just a fictional location invented for the settings of "The Good Life" and "Stella Street."
	Alt: it does actually exist, and was not just a fictional location invented for the settings of "The Good Life" and "Stella Street."Altalt: Probably a pen or something mundane like that. But, you know, I probably dropped said pen in front of a lecture theatre full of students, just to add a tantalising frisson of comicality to the proceedings.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:23, Reply)
 Hey you fucking nerds! Yes, you! This is you, and your WoW mate, earlier:
	Hey you fucking nerds! Yes, you! This is you, and your WoW mate, earlier:www.youtube.com/watch?v=3e4waJ22hDU&context=C3b1d0c8ADOEgsToPDskIU5dUSA7IfuC02xJKbDfSI
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:26, Reply)
 Poor Scarpe
	Poor Scarpethat's the only place on earth where he can ever feel truly himself, he leaves a little jizz trail round the store on his weekly visits
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:30, Reply)
 I CAN'T BELIEVE SUPERHULK THE SMASH SUPER SECRET MINI SERIES RELEASE IS ONLY AVAILABLE HERE IN THE SECOND OF ITS FOURTEEN POSSIBLE FIRST ISSUE COVERS YOUR NOT RUNNING A POPSICLE STAND HERE YOU KNOW!!!!
	I CAN'T BELIEVE SUPERHULK THE SMASH SUPER SECRET MINI SERIES RELEASE IS ONLY AVAILABLE HERE IN THE SECOND OF ITS FOURTEEN POSSIBLE FIRST ISSUE COVERS YOUR NOT RUNNING A POPSICLE STAND HERE YOU KNOW!!!!the staff frequently wish they were dead
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:39, Reply)
 Ex-cuse me, but I THINK you'll find I asked for the Goblin Horde.
	Ex-cuse me, but I THINK you'll find I asked for the Goblin Horde.This is QUITE CLEARLY a box of Orcs IF YOU COULD BE BOTHERED TO READ THE LABEL.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:44, Reply)
 oi!
	oi!That is unfair. It is actually Orbital Comics where I do that.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:40, Reply)
 I argue with my parents all the time like some moody teen.
	I argue with my parents all the time like some moody teen.alt: we rarely can keep a bar open, once one opens it will usually close within a year or two because the town is so strict.
alt alt: fucking everything yesterday, my boss told me it's an early sign of pregnancy, i punched her in the pregnant belly.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:26, Reply)
 it's kind of like that town in footloose
	it's kind of like that town in footloosethey don't want anyone to have fun
laws and shit, I don't know
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:30, Reply)
 I don't watch bent films so have never seen 'footloose'
	I don't watch bent films so have never seen 'footloose'Do you live in a 'small town'?
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:31, Reply)
 That sucks, why licence a bar then run it out of business?
	That sucks, why licence a bar then run it out of business?Does everyone go to church on Sunday?
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:33, Reply)
 I don't know, they recentely ran an internet cafe out
	I don't know, they recentely ran an internet cafe outIt's probably so they can get their money and then kick them out.
Mostly. I don't though. We have a fuck ton of different churches.
They're all christian though. Don't get crazy.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:35, Reply)
 Christinas are the worst, because they are white they actually have the power to fuck with people
	Christinas are the worst, because they are white they actually have the power to fuck with peopleMuslamics etc can only rant impotently on the internet for the most part
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:37, Reply)
 I said a colleague spoke loudly and walked off
	I said a colleague spoke loudly and walked offthe person complaining said she shouted and stormed off. I think I won.
Alt: Birmingham's Central Library is Europe's largest public library and lends 8 million books each year. It gets many of them back unchewed.
AltAlt: the pilot /armatrading
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:33, Reply)
 Alt alt: That hideous fucking he-she 'Fatima Whitbread of pop' should fucking die asap.
	Alt alt: That hideous fucking he-she 'Fatima Whitbread of pop' should fucking die asap.(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:35, Reply)
 i have an irritational hatred of people who post replies in the wrong thread
	i have an irritational hatred of people who post replies in the wrong threadHAHAHAHAHAHA, like when they do it on QOTW?
hilarious ahahahahalol
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:35, Reply)
 ROFFELLLE!!!!!!!!!
	ROFFELLLE!!!!!!!!! I have an irrational hatred of looking for those droids BECAUSE MY DAD'S DARTH VADER!!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:37, Reply)
 The last argument I had
	The last argument I hadwas whether someone had been a using cunt or not. I was right, but I don't feel remotely better for having won that one.
Alt: Our football team was one of the founding members of the football league, and we had the first stretch of motorway in the UK.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:37, Reply)
 did they use you?
	did they use you?like an old dirty rag, and then just toss you aside? BASTARDs
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:39, Reply)
 My online Scrabble iPhone thingy wouldn't allow me to play CUNT last night
	My online Scrabble iPhone thingy wouldn't allow me to play CUNT last nightApparently it is not an acceptable word
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:40, Reply)
 convaluted but good
	convaluted but goodAlso i suspect you would rather enjoy Dambuster LARPing
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:46, Reply)
 Oh, Words With Friends.
	Oh, Words With Friends.That's a fucking pile of shite anyway. Adverts, weird dictionary, doesn't show you what your word is going to score. I gave up on it.
Lexulous or actual Scrabble only for me.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:48, Reply)
 Aw, Rory, i could never be upset with you.
	Aw, Rory, i could never be upset with you.I just delete it and chuckle to myself about your adorable little ways.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:52, Reply)
 I had to read that a few times to get what you were saying, I was wondering how someone could deny using their genitalia.
	I had to read that a few times to get what you were saying, I was wondering how someone could deny using their genitalia.(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:40, Reply)
 There have been periods in my life
	There have been periods in my lifewhen I've had next to no use for mine.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:42, Reply)
 You could rent it out for storage during those fallow periods
	You could rent it out for storage during those fallow periodsMay as well make a bit of money out of a dry spell...
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:44, Reply)
 ...and how many bags of beef jerky do you see on a daily basis, just blowing in the wind?
	...and how many bags of beef jerky do you see on a daily basis, just blowing in the wind?(If you work in or live near a beef jerky packaging plant then I apologise for my scepticism.)
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:48, Reply)
 Well apologise now bitch as I am CEO of "Beef curtain Jerky"
	Well apologise now bitch as I am CEO of "Beef curtain Jerky""the fishy jerky"
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:50, Reply)
 You sell used mingeflaps as a snack?
	You sell used mingeflaps as a snack?...I don't really know what to say to that.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:51, Reply)
 You should try their 'flap-jacks'.
	You should try their 'flap-jacks'.A most unusual taste, not unlike licking a battery.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:52, Reply)
 I think less "Nom nom nom" than whatever sound one would make when biting down on a piece of old leather
	I think less "Nom nom nom" than whatever sound one would make when biting down on a piece of old leatheras he or she prepares to undergo an amputation in a situation where anaesthetic is not readily available.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:58, Reply)
 Wow, I created a dull thread.
	Wow, I created a dull thread.I'm glad I went for lunch rather than staying to take part.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:42, Reply)
 one of my friends has the ugliest kids you've ever seen
	one of my friends has the ugliest kids you've ever seeni mean, it looks like they are both properly down with the syndrome.
how do you compliment that without looking as if you are lying and mocking?
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:02, Reply)
 "Aren't you lucky, you can barely tell its got Down's Syndrome at all!"
	"Aren't you lucky, you can barely tell its got Down's Syndrome at all!"(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:04, Reply)
 ask how they're doing developmentally
	ask how they're doing developmentallyE.g. crawling, verbalising, or whatever is age appropriate. Then say how good that is. Avoid the urge to finish the sentence with "considering".
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:30, Reply)
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