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17 replies = new thread you say?I fancied Sarah Green for about half an hour during the first episode of Saturday Superstore until I realised it was the mopey-looking one off Blue Peter.
You? What?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:19,
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lies. You still wank like a safari park chimp over your 80s Blue Peter Annuals.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:26,
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I quite liked wozzerface.The mum of the massive wide catface bird who sings that song. You know. Thingy. My memory for names is fucked.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:56,
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Janet Ellis.I wouldn't kick the widecatface bird out of bed either, mind.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:57,
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It was good powers of deduction(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:01,
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yes, and also yes.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:32,
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There's definitely nothing wrong with a mother/daughter threesome here.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:35,
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Mothercare's mother of the year. (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:57,
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I'm sure she won rear of the year once too(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:58,
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I fancied Tripitaka from 'Monkey!'The character was male but the actor female: this confused the young Monty a great deal. V pleased to find I was not a chutney after all.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:53,
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I had a similar confusion over the leading boygirl in a pantomime.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:55,
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No, I bet he did, I bet he was thinking.....[blah blah long winded "I don't get the joke"-joke].(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:58,
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There is a tiny-cock doggy style joke in here somewhere.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:14,
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OH GOD, OH GOD, is there such thing as panto porno?That would be the best thing ever.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:14,
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"Is it all the way in love?", "Oh yes it is", "oh no it isn't".(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:20,
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Women pretending to be men but dressed in tights and thigh bootsI'm a fan.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:57,
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I was thinking more of the middle-aged gay men wearing massive frilly dresses.Hummina hummina.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:02,
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to each their own(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:08,
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+ nyNever a truer word said.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:06,
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Kylie and Gloria Estefan as an impressionable teenage cow(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:56,
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Not sure where I was going with Estefan though(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:08,
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Sally James on Tiswas = much better tits than Sarah Green's.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:57,
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It isn't the best thread, TBHWhat is your point?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:04,
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I think you are playing dumb for comedic porpoises.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:04,
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I'll try spain mathematically1 = S
2 = H
3 = I
4 = T
4 = T
2 = H
3 = I
1 = S
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What does Spain have to do with all this?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:06,
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Is it like that Mastermind game?With the coloured pegs?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:07,
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I cannotShe is fucking lovely
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:08,
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I got told off for flirting with her by the missus.I denied it. Then friends started telling me the same thing.
I still swear I wasn't doing it on purpose.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:10,
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I'd like two from the top and four off the bottom(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:15,
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See, I think my problem was when I said 'Two from the top and one off the wrist'Simple slip of the tongue.
(I said that too, actually)
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:16,
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something something pool table(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:59,
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Oh my fucking christ yesDirtier than a Cornish tin miner's sock.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:29,
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I'm not sure tmb is qualified for a mid 30s test.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:57,
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how old do you think I am, man?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:33,
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I don't think you were born in the 1930s.1950s at the earliest.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:37,
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Sally James had much better tits than pretty much anybody on television in the 1980s.With the possible exception of Moira Stuart.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:03,
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submitted my idea to durex nowonly a matter of time til i'm hihfiving the sky in my gold plated helicopter
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The tall rollerblading one out of No 73(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:03,
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Oh man.You've just ruined every wank I'm ever going to have.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:04,
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It'll be no Fun House at Herr Doktors, that's for sure(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:05,
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Close but no cigar(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:10,
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Sandi Toksvig?You'rew wasting your time on that one mate.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:10,
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His other fantasy is Claire Balding(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:10,
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She really ruins the fantasy of blonde scandanavian lesbians, doesn't she?(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:11,
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I have a severe phobia of that thing. Please don't mention it's name on here again. Fucking sinister alien. Yuerrghh.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:11,
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I did specify tallfew would suggest Sandi TakesVag qualifies.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:11,
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it's good but it's not rightAndrea Arnold, that's the bird.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:47,
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who the fuck is sarah green?and who the fuck is alice?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:18,
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She was married to Mike somebody and crashed in a helicopter(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:20,
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Smith.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:21,
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That's himFunny looking little cunt
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:24,
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quentin has a helicopteri do hope his doesn't crash
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:24,
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Imogen StubbsI saw her in an adaptation of Peter Pan and nearly tore my shorts asunder with my tent pole.
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*puts finger on nose then points at jimmers*(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:20,
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Wahey! Another fan. Every time someone asks me who my ideal woman is, I tell them Imogen Stubbs and Susan Coffey. They don't know either ;_;
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hmmwhen i asked you that, you told me I was your ideal woman.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:23,
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It can still be trueThey're his 'Miss Right', whereas in you were 'Miss Right Now'
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:24,
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himjim's not like thatoh wait. i see he is!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:25,
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i hope notyou were in charge of that dreadful bike.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:25,
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I have a a scar on my chin from drunk cyclingA massive yellow skip jumped out in front of me and I rode into it, aged about 15.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:27,
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I have a hole in my chin from drunk cycling :D CHINSCARBUDDIES4LYFE
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I have matching eyebrow scarsfrom drunk cycling and drunk stair-attempting. GO US.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:31,
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drunk stair-attempting?please tell us this story.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:32,
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I tried to jump a flight of concrete stairs in one goturns out that's basically impossible. drunken physics fail.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:34,
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He isn't the Grand Old Duke of York, you know(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:36,
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down.Obviously.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:32,
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Don't know why you're laughingDyanne Thorne hasn't aged well www.kitleyskrypt.com/images/Conventions/Cinema%20Wasteland/CW13/cw13-dt3.jpg
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If you don't like herMORE FOR ME www.leninimports.com/imogen_stubbs_gallery_1.jpg
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She kind of looks like the bloke from Hanson in that photo.Not one of the girls, mind. The bloke.
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Kroney, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:42,
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I don't think that tape ever saw the light of day(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:51,
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how about a threesome with her and Una?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:50,
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Esther RantzenThat's life? That's my massive erection more like.
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broadsword, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:27,
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Was it not just an amusing carrot?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:28,
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Pretty sure carrots dont normally have that much cheese on the end(
broadsword, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:56,
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In the last few weeks I have developed a worryingly obsessive crush on a colleague based at another site.There seems to be a short circuit in my brain.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:00,
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It's no saint, I'll tell you now.Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Yes.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:05,
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whoai feel i've started something i can't control
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:07,
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I decided to join in the deleting fun as I have got bored of it all now. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:01,
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It's offtopic Jim, but not as we know it(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:04,
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Those savages don't have internet in Malaysia(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:07,
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It's more like what happens to /talk when SpudFace starts posting.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:06,
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How did Battered's post disappear this time?(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:02,
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Ha ha.Me and K are all sorted. No issues anymore.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:03,
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Really? She told me she thought you were a cunt and that it was funny how you believed her when she said that it was all in th past.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:04,
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You deleted my post telling Chompy to stop crying on the internet(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:05,
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