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I have no issues with anyone on hereAlt:
Meh indeed. A pint of Peroni at lunchtime has improved my mood somewhat
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 14:28,
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have you seen the Mike Plinkett reviews of the Star Wars prequels? I think you would LOL heartily.
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we are too differentyou like gingers I like attractive women.
alt: pleh
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 14:29,
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How can we be lovers if we can't be friends?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 14:30,
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How can we start over when the fightin' never ends?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 14:34,
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I want to be your friend
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i has a sad, no friends for relaxed monkey
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BecauseYour job's a joke, you're broke and your love life is DOA.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 14:31,
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haha!You are always stuck in 2nd gear*
* 2nd gear is the name of a greyhound
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 14:34,
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Because you're a twat. Not as big a twat as Al or Quinten but still a twat.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 14:32,
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oh what?i mean i knew we weren't best budz but i don't see the need to h8
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i'm coming round to your way of thinking dickhe's the guy who gets serious on everyithng isn't it?
also, dicks fuck twats
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I despair Q, I know I'm not everyones cup of tea but don't I deserve to enjoy OT too? Oh woe is me.
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You're the one who fucking deleted me, sunshine!Alt: My thoughts exactly. I'm not even getting my usual Thursday night out this week, as the usual DJ has been replaced by a twat who talks over the music.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 14:40,
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Did I? sorry man, bad form. I was probably on my period. I'm so meh even Training Day isn't cheering me up and I love badass Densel.
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Meh, not to worry about it, was ages agoI've been deleted by half the people on here already!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 14:44,
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You are still my "special" friend(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 14:45,
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I care as little about disliking people on the internet as Dwight Yorke does about his spastic kid. (, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 14:41, Reply)
It was more world encompassing Baz, I'm feeling all zen and spiritual like. Did you watch the game or do you hate internationals? I vaguely recall someone saying on here they didn't care for England games.
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I care as little about internationals as Dwight Yorke does about his spastic kid. (, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 14:44, Reply)
What's white, covered in scribbles and drool? Dwight Yorke's fathers day card.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 14:44,
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You're off his Christmas card listYOU KNOW WHY!!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 14:50,
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What have you knacked then?Collarbone or arm or both?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:31,
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in two placesDon't know about surgery yet . Hope not
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:46,
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OoofWhat happened or don't you know?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:46,
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fell off my bikeNot sure why, just a spakka prolly
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:50,
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I don't know, if I deleted you off facebook its because I think you're a mong who I don't want knowing anything about me.If I didn't delete you off facebook then it's probably because I haven't realised you're a mong who I don't want knowing anything about my personal life.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 14:52,
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This is generic by the way, no one specificly(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 14:52,
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This is generic by the way, no one specificly(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 14:52,
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Coolio, we're mates then. What's with all the OhIsMe, or was it jokey? It could be jokey, I'm having a horrific day so is taking everything in the world way to seriously.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 14:55,
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...balls deep in your dirtbox?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:32,
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Can I have a go on your bmx?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 14:58,
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We can dream Q, we can dream.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:19,
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I've got a mountain bike? or some roller blades from back in the day, Roces Majestic 12's.
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you got spokey dokey's on your mountain bike?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:06,
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Roces, another brand who doesn't know how to spell it's own name. (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:32,
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Like with Nike.How the hell is anyone supposed to know to prounce their products "Nike blah blah" or "nike-eeeeeeEEEEeeeEEeEeeeEeEEEe blah blah" ?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:33,
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But some of their products are called Nike and some are called NikeEEee, but it's spelt the same each time.I rarely want more words in the english language, but this is one that needs t obe done. Maybe they can add one of the accents like niké or something.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:47,
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i'm pretty sure they're all suposed to be nikee, but only america calls them thatits not as bad as porche, thats german but for some reason american pronounce it french
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Good pointYou like Nike?
You likee Nike?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:34,
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sorry dick but i don't think that joke works in this context, it isn't a comma they're missing(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:04, Reply)
What's the hardest thing about roller blading?Telling your dad that you're gay
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:43,
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Your Dad was busy getting it up to the back wheels from Quinten(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:44,
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I'll be your friendYou can be the fat one who makes me look better when we go out
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:05,
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I'll even pretend not to see you slip em the mickey finn(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:08,
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because you've all fucked off?where IS everyone??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:34,
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I suspect they've all fucked off to the pub earlysince it's a nice day.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:35,
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even quentin has slowed down from a gazillion posts a minute(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:36,
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He's worn his typing finger down to a withered, bloody stump.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:36,
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Now he's wandering around 'Mongs R Us looking for a head dobber.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:37,
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Gorillá ANGRY
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Looks more indifferent to me.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:22,
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I may follow your lead later.The missus is ill, and a mate's band is playing up the road.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:07,
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My willy hurts, I have a willy ache.=(
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:48,
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want me to gaz swipe for you? i see no reason why you to shouldn't hook up(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:02, Reply)
I think I blew it when I realised that she would never get around to blowing it herself.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:04,
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Good lad. Tell her I won't be insulted if she puts the wad of cash from her back trouser pocket on the side-table and I'll count any extras as a tip (FOR INSERTING MY TIP (KAPLOWIE !)).
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:23,
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Don't put your pint of mince and egg in the microwave for so long (
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:18,
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I'll be friends with anyone, as long as they're nice to me./low self esteem blog
Today has been a shit of a day. My head feels like it's in a vice, and we had to go to a funeral today. I know these are never happy happy joy joy occasions, but watching the guy's wife and daughters holding hands leaning over teh grave to say goodbye, it nearly broke my heart.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:19,
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Soz to hear that, have a hearty slap on the back(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:20,
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Ta.I could do with some frivolity now.
What's going on in here, then?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:23,
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NuthinI'll be off home in a little bit, missed all the sunshine in a hot office. At least it is Friday tomorrow, whoop
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:24,
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Oh b3th, I'd give you a cheer-up thrump up the knickers while you're vulnrable, but ... actually, no buts.Have you seen this tv show "The Real Housewives of Orange County" ? HORRIBLE HUMAN BEINGS.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:25,
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Thank you Gonz, that helps.I am aware of the existence of this programme, but I've never seen it. Are they as bad as / worse than the spoilt brats on MTV?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:26,
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Every little helps, they say.I'd say they're on par with each other. I know some people over here who lives their lives like that, private flights to new york for chrstimas gifts when the exchange rate was down... that sort of thing. They took me to a chinese that they described as "Chav Tastic" which was without a doubt the nicest/poshest chinese I've ever been in. Daughter's wedding at the dorchester too.... but they're amazing really good people who made their fortunes and deserve every ounce of it. They're dog lovers, if you know what I mean.
These TRHWOOC girls though, they come off as being actually horrible people, the kind of people who have theorpy sessions infront of a camera, you can almost see their face change as the camera pans around to express whatever the drama at the time wants them too. They give everyone who lives an excravicant life-style a bad reputation, they're like the rich person's chav, the jew's hassidic, the muslim's terrorest (etc)... the kind that makes you ashamed of your own type of people.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:34,
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I do know what you mean.Dog lover high fives!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:39,
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