Evening Benders.
Seems yet another action packed day on OT.

Good weekend?

Alt. OT fight club. What bouts would you promote and who would your money be on to win.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:40, 128 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Not bad thanks
how was yours?

Alt: Any two people, footage sold to specialist fat-loving internet sites
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:41, Reply)

There are no tubbies
On the internet.

Just over a month now till the Apple!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:44, Reply)

Evening.
Looks like we've missed all teh fun again.
in other news, I've found another job I'm not worthy of. *sighs*

Alt: why would anyone want to watch a bunch of bent spastics fighting?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:44, Reply)

You
Just need to keep plugging away at the work stuff.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:46, Reply)

I know.
I'll get there eventually. But teh deadline is getting very speedily closer.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:47, Reply)

What deadline?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:49, Reply)

I'd have money on Becky Jizzletters to win everytime, what with her fully patented 'lies on the internet roundhouse kick of death'
I'd also find her floppy oboejean strangely arousing
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:46, Reply)

Good weekend, spent far too much money yesterday.
Was supposed to be seeing her tomorrow for port and cheese before I go back to Newcastle, but obviously she's dropped out. So I'm going back tomorrow instead, as long as this comedown fucks off and I don't end up killing myself. Listening to No Distance Left To Run on loop probably isn't helping.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:48, Reply)

Where did you go?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:57, Reply)

Cotton Eye Joe lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:57, Reply)

Came home for the weekend for my mate's cage fighting event in Clapham.
It was brutal, not my thing at all, but he's my best mate and I hadn't been to any of his shows before. I was coinciding this with seeing the ever elusive girl (she fucking arranged it) and then she dropped out about an hour ago. I'm getting bored with it as I assume everyone else is reading about it, but I'm at the "god I'm so alone" fragile stage of a comedown and need to share.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 18:07, Reply)

She is making you look a right mug
Baz.

Tell her to get herself to Newcastle, and when she arrives tell her you are going out.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 18:12, Reply)

she sounds like a fucking chore mate.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 18:15, Reply)

She is massively.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 18:26, Reply)

Have a word with yourself

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 18:27, Reply)

But she's amazing.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 18:40, Reply)

Wotcha Jeffo.
Weekend was great in parts but no daughter due to exlolz.

I went running on Sunday morning at 7:30 which was inspired in part by your text on Saturday. We then did an hour's walk down to HimJim's where he cooked us a fucking delicious meal accompanied by some superb wines.

Alt: fuck knows
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:56, Reply)

I never made it to
The exercise shop in the end. Still, glad I was able to inspire you. How far did you run?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:59, Reply)

I've no idea re distance
but was going at a reasonable rate for half an hour. Achy breaky thighs today, despite a reasonable 'warm down' afterwards.

Felt good though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 18:01, Reply)

I've quite enjoyed
The exercise I've done, and if you think you might start to cycle to work a bit of running now will make that easier.

How mental is the ex being?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 18:04, Reply)

Billy Ray Cyrus' less successful etc.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 18:06, Reply)

I hate running beyond words.
Whilst I'm doing it, if someone came upto me and offered to kill me there and then I'd reply "do it geezer. Kill me now". But the feeling of satisfaction as soon as you get back indoors, sit down on the sofa and can't feel your legs is amazing.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 18:12, Reply)

Alright Jeffers?

w/e was ok, mainly spent writing.

Alt: Monty and me vs Spakkers and Qwuntbubblin.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 18:02, Reply)

Which one is Spackers?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 18:05, Reply)

nakedape
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 18:10, Reply)

Ape is funny.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 18:28, Reply)

I still want to fight him.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 18:31, Reply)

booo

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 18:36, Reply)

Darth V Chompy. This bout is scheduled for three falls.

Round one - Dance Off
Round Two - Wooing/Raping
Round Three - Anywhere but the face.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 18:32, Reply)

Rory is on The One Show.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 19:04, Reply)

Rory's really that Welsh bint?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 19:08, Reply)

Ha.
There was some article about internet trolls.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 19:09, Reply)

The Richard Bacon thing?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 19:10, Reply)

He was plugging
Some BBC3 show he has on tonight at 9pm.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 19:13, Reply)

The Panorama on internet trolls was class.
When they approached one of the worst offenders in the UK they told him someone recently got eight weeks behind bars for trolling. His response? A laugh followed by "eight weeks? That ain't gonna stop me, I'll do it standing on my head". Now that's dedication to the cause.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 19:13, Reply)

Alright Bazzington?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 19:16, Reply)

Coming down like a cunt.
Think I might be done with MDMA. How's it going my negro amigo.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 19:18, Reply)

I'm alright.
Been listening to perfect comedown music.

youtu.be/3f5IuJu7nio
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 19:24, Reply)

That'll send me under.
Been listening to this on loop whilst chain smoking; youtu.be/o-X_s4Gx6b0
And then when I need to pull myself out of oblivion every now and then youtu.be/ShiKVmNnp9w
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 19:44, Reply)

Palace/ Bonnie 'Prince' Billy is perfect comedown tuneage. As is Tricky's Maxinquaye.
But I smoke weed to come down, you don't.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 19:45, Reply)

I was that bad this morning I kept texting my brother asking where I could get any from.
But everyone was at either school or work. I was on the edge of a breakdown for about three hours. Doing three quarter gram bombs of MDMA is all good fun until you get home.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 19:49, Reply)

At my age?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 19:53, Reply)

Acksherley
youtu.be/jIGPIbQlgno
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 20:01, Reply)

someone give me a summary of the excitement!
I was too busy doing shit.

alt: I'll fight the fucking lot o' yer
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 19:27, Reply)

Monty and Quinten had a bit of a set to and Chompo deleted the thread.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 19:30, Reply)

any highlights?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 19:31, Reply)

There are rumors
Monty uses hair dye. But no highlights.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 19:36, Reply)

I dunno, I was lurking.
I thought Monty came off better, but that was a style thing really.

And Quinten's just a dickhead.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 19:36, Reply)

You should have reported
Them both PD :)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 19:46, Reply)

Ha!
That would have been the first time ever for reporting a B3toid.

That's not my style- if someone's banned or stepped, how am I meant to be rude to them, online?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 19:48, Reply)

I'm pullin yer leg, innit.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 19:53, Reply)

*BANS JEFF*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 19:54, Reply)

Don't do it PD
This place keeps me out of trouble.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 19:58, Reply)

BANHAMMER ENGAGED!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 19:59, Reply)

IS NO ONE SAFE?!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 20:00, Reply)

*CAVY BANNED!*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 20:01, Reply)

BANHAMMER MARRIED!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 20:01, Reply)

BANNED!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 20:01, Reply)

Look, otters that look like Benedict Cumberbund
redscharlach.tumblr.com/post/19565284869/otters-who-look-like-benedict-cumberbatch-a
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 19:50, Reply)

That bloke who invented the internet is such a fucking dick

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 20:06, Reply)

yup
I could have gone my whole life without having 'met' you
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 20:07, Reply)

EXACTLY IT'S A MESS
some dick came up with a dick idea to anthropomorphise a dick otter, but then to link it causally with his favourite dick actor from doctor who or where ever, and now I've fucking seen it I WANT TO KILL MYSELF
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 20:11, Reply)

so not completely a bad thing, then?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 20:12, Reply)

I@M NEVER DELETING MY ACCOUNT

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 20:13, Reply)

*gazzes mods for bullying Rory*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 20:12, Reply)

Rory, you're the one poster I will never ban.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 20:07, Reply)

Rory and Dozer, sitting in a tree
K I S S I N G
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 20:09, Reply)

BANNED

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 20:09, Reply)

B U M M I N G

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 20:10, Reply)

*gazzes mods*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 20:10, Reply)

cavey needs the whole internet taken away, not just this site, SHE@S DANGEROUS, ESPECIALLY WITH FORKS AND STUFF LIKE THAT

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 20:12, Reply)

Oh god, you've reminded me of this fantastic bit of internet.
davidmitchellisakoala.tumblr.com/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 20:14, Reply)

It depends on what they're fighting over.
Like if they're fighting over a Lois Vatton bag, I'd say Swipey would win. Or if they're fighting over a signed copy of a book about people walking in forrests, Cavey would win. Or if they were fighting over me, I'd say I was the winner.

Had a good day at work today, did something super amazing cool, proper showed off how skilled I am at what I do. in side 1 day, I pulled appart an expensive comercial plug-in for Wordpress, and made it do exactly what the designer wanted. The whole thing got signed-off by the client without them talking to the designer, and the designer without talking to a developer. They were all shitting themselves thinking that it couldn't be done, at least not in the time frame (1 day), and then that they would have to compromise here'n'there.

BUT, but, I managed to do it all, in the day, and it looked 90% as to what the designer wanted, with 10% being stuff that I thought worked better, which everyone agreed on.

I totally rock at what I do.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 20:01, Reply)

yay
I wish there were more points to my job when I could measure my awesomeness. We spend all day giving feedback and 'well done's to the kids, but it's rare anyone goes "bloody good job, there", which sometimes you just need to keep you going
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 20:06, Reply)

This is why I love being the bits'n'bobs man.
Tiny little things that last a day or two at most, that end in a "HOLY SHIT, THATS COOL". Fuck the big long projects, that also end in a "HOLY SHIT, THATS COOL".

Today I subtially asked a few people if they're also being head-hunted, pretty much everyone is at the moment. I really need some better money, I'm having to do private work to keep my head above water, that I wouldn't have to do with other jobs. But, I fucking love working where I am and what I do. And my skillsets are growing and growing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 20:11, Reply)

I'm tempted to ban Gonz, just for the fuck of it.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 20:03, Reply)

Please don't start a hate campaign against me =(
I can't help that I actually don't give a fuck about some people even though their cliques like me =(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 20:13, Reply)

Who do you hate Gonz?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 20:35, Reply)

Woh' now, hate is too strong a word. I don't hate anyone here, not even close.
What 'bout you?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 21:20, Reply)

I'll tell you what I love though.
Jacket potatos with butter and a soft blue cheese. God damn, this is good stuff.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 21:21, Reply)

I think that shower just saved my life.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 20:32, Reply)

Are you well enough to go out?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 20:36, Reply)

Physically fine.
Mentally broken. This happens every time now, dunno why I do it any more. And I really don't want to go back to Newcastle as I'm on my own in the house for two weeks, the thought of that is horrendous.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 20:41, Reply)

You alirght? Whats up

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 21:30, Reply)

He took lots of recreational drugs then stayed up all night

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 21:31, Reply)

Stupid amounts of ecstasy were taken yesterday.
And I've sat around all day over thinking and over analysing the girl situation to the point where I'm about to snap.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 21:42, Reply)

Evening
Anyone still around?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 21:30, Reply)

Some of us are doomed forever in the sisyphean task of bashing f5 with our dobbers

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 21:34, Reply)

It's a lonely life alright, Rory.
I know you are just trying to reach out across the Internet to touch someone.
I don't even have an F5 button on this stupid machine, but it's ok, I've got a new record to entertain me.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 21:45, Reply)

My head dobber is broken :(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 21:50, Reply)

Poor PD, mashing your fists uselessly against the keyboard in frustration

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 21:54, Reply)

I'm actually using my blinking eye to isolate the letters I wish to type.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 21:56, Reply)

Careful, it looks as though you are giving consent for an assisted suicide.
In other news, I got this today: benfrost.bandcamp.com/
It's really fucking good.
Your sort of thing or not?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 22:00, Reply)

I will listen later.
When I get my dobber replaced.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 22:01, Reply)

I just got here
I made a "chilli" except it had leeks and baked beans and stuff in it. And was delicious, so I win.

The cleaning lady comes tomorrow, I am debating just leaving the saucepan to soak so she'll do it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 21:49, Reply)

Sounds like a recipe for flatulence

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 22:00, Reply)

Uh-oh...

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 22:06, Reply)

Evenin Jeff
Not a bad weekend cheers.

Alt: Meh Ambel Vs. Monty in a who-can-be-more-right-wing contest. I bet on Amberl, she really means it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 22:20, Reply)

BANNED

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 22:23, Reply)

Hiya!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 22:29, Reply)

Oh Hi Bob.
I thought no one was up. how goes it?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 22:30, Reply)

Fine, still writing this fucking boring assignment, I want to shoot myself in the face.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 22:32, Reply)

I could ban you if you like?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 22:33, Reply)

don't I have to be racist first or something?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 22:34, Reply)

Fuck knows.
How would I know?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 22:35, Reply)

white banning prick
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 22:39, Reply)

I only ban gyppoes and Poles.
Which are you?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 22:40, Reply)

def gypo
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 22:41, Reply)

OMG I'M TOTALLY GAZZING THE MODS!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 22:44, Reply)

What's the assignment Bobster?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 22:42, Reply)

Raising the Standards of Creative Development, Specifically Art, Craft and Design, With a Focus on Peer Assessment
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 22:44, Reply)

Ah, right, bollocks then.
*is once again glad I decided not to be a teacher*

Good luck with that mate
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 22:45, Reply)

nearly finished just playing mass effect 3 is much more fun
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 22:46, Reply)

I hear you.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 22:58, Reply)

And of course Amberl is nails.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 22:30, Reply)

I'm going to ban Amberl.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 22:30, Reply)

She'll batter you.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 22:33, Reply)

She can't batter me if she's been banned.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 22:35, Reply)

She'll find you.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 22:38, Reply)

I doubt that. I'll just put her on ignore.
PROBLEM SOLVED.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 22:39, Reply)

That she is, but I'm not sure if her powers only work on chavs from Weston.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 22:31, Reply)

How is the shoulder?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 22:35, Reply)

Aching, but not bad, knocked the Tramadol on the head today coz it was making me spacy.
Getting by on paracetamol OK, 2 more weeks and I csan take the sling off and I should have a nice big scar too, all cool.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 22:44, Reply)

Fuck me it's quiet in here lately
I think this place has finally died. Oh well, off to bed.

*puts chairs on tables and switches off lights*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 22:30, Reply)

you're alive!
damn
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 22:49, Reply)

Sorry to disappoint.
I also have a sexy scar in the making.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 22:58, Reply)

So did it ever get established who actually gazzed the mods about CQ, or was it just a driveby modding carried out by Scaryduck?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 22:45, Reply)

No word on whether The Lords Prayer was recited
Invisible Children co-founder detained for vandalizing cars, public masturbation
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 22:46, Reply)