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What band would you like most to see, but can't?
Because they're dead/split up/no longer around. Mine's either the Airplane, or New Riders of the Purple Sage.
Alt, how was lunch? Mine was piggly ace.
Alt, alt
www.lovefood.com/journal/opinions/15251/dinner-tea-or-supper I call it tea, and therefore am working class. Meh.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:38,
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B*Witched
I had a peri peri baquette, it was nice.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:41,
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People who call it "din-dins" are nonces.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:44,
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Din dins?
And over five years old?
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:45,
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Nonces I say!
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PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:46,
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Captain Beefheart, Primus or Kyuss
I'd give my left nut to see any of those 3 in their prime
Alt: it's always been breakfast, lunch, dinner for me
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Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:52,
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I've seen the Magic Band
But sadly Captain Beefheart had long since stopped performing.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:56,
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Heard they did a tour a year or two ago maybe?
Some of my friends went - but I didn't have a chance to go.. How was it?
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Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:59,
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I saw them at ATP in about 2003
They were pretty good. Would have been better with Beefheart though.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:03,
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I can imagine
A massive bastard he might have been, but a fine musician he was. I stand by Zig-zag wanderer/Safe as Milk being the best album of the 60's. Fuck the Beatles.
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Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:12,
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Pantera
Alt: Not eaten yet
Alt Alt: I vary between dinner and tea.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:53,
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I think I saw them on the same bill as Motorhead once. They were super-meh.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:55,
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I thought you would go for "the Manic Street Preachers" before that one killed himself
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:06,
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HE@S NOT DEAD HE@S LIVING HAPPILY IN GOA!!!!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:07,
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Christ no, they are shite.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:45,
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Fucking loads of people.
Primarily Hendrix, obv, but there are too many to list really.
Instead, here is much smaller list of people who I never thought in a million years I’d get to see but have:
The Sonics
The Stooges
The Sex Pistols
Rudy Ray Moore
Grandmaster Caz and Melle Mel
Kool DJ Herc and Grand Wizard Theodore (who I actually got to meet and ate dinner with, one of my life’s ‘wtf’ high points)
Big L
Some other cunts you don’t know.
Breakfast
Luncheon
Afternoon tea
Dinner if out or receiving guests, supper if at home
It’s not fucking hard, oiks.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:53,
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after the sex pistols you just started making names up
and they all sound shit
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:59,
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Surprised by the Pistols Monts, I would have bet you thought them bent.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:42,
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they were one of the original manufactured boybands, weren't they?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:56,
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Arguably true.
They were also rather good.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:07,
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nah they were ok
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:33,
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Fuck no. Not like those tossers 'The Clash' who were epically bent.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:03,
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With as little comedicaly exaggerated vitroiol as possible
could you explain your basis? I doubt we'll agree, but I'm interested in your reasons.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:09,
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Guns and Roses at their peak
alt: avergae
altalt: suppper as I am not a frightful povvo, the referring of lunch as "dinner" or supper as "tea" makes me reach for the organic olives for comfort.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:54,
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Their peak?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:56,
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I was wondering if he meant
"when they were all constantly off their tits" or "post 1990 when they were mostly off their tits but Axl Rose's voice was shot to shit"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:57,
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i basically meant when Appertite for Destruction came out
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:58,
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they played about 3 reasonable gigs I think
when they were all close enough to conscious to play together. I saw them in 1991 and it was a bit ... dodgy. But luckily they were supported by Faith No More so all was not lost.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:00,
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ok then, one of those gigs, jeez
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:01,
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Oh come on, you come here and expect reasonable behaviour?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:02,
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They were, are, and ever shall be complete shit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:11,
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they were excellent, you shall not disuade me from this opinion
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:16,
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Probably have to agree with Monty and say Hendrix.
The package tour he did with The Pink Floyd, Soft Machine, The Move, etc would have been an interesting gig, even if you only got about 25 mins of each band.
Also would have been good to be in New York in the 50s and been able to see any number of incredible jazz musicians most nights of the week.
Alt: A wasted trip to the Post Office.
Alt alt: Dinner.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:00,
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uuuhhh i don't know
But I have a question unrelated to this thread, they've posted an ad on Craigslist for a job at the company I work for but at a different location and I want to post an ad saying how much of a cunt our dm is and warn people away from the job.
This isn't for personal gain. And I probably wont actually do it. But has anyone done anything like this?
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:00,
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Isn't craigslist for perverts and murderers?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:01,
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could you just answer the question?
Is it something you would do? Does it make me a bad person if I did this?
Or should I just wash my hands of it completely?
I've worked for the company 3 different times and it's been bullshit each time.
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:07,
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Don't get involved would vbe my advice
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:14,
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If someone wants a job
Then let them have it, if it came to people you knew applying you could advise them against it, otherwise they might get on just fine - warning people off it seems a bit pointless
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Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:18,
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thanks
I just feel like being a catty bitch, which is unnecessary
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:37,
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I thought craigslist was purely for the purpose of connecting with other sexual deviants
or trying to trace the father of your unborn child who knocked you up in the bogs of a motorhead gig?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:01,
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Someone linked this, found it quite amusing
Can't remember who though..
cardiff.craigslist.co.uk/stp/2954490880.html
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Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:02,
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Fucking hell.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:04,
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I know
I wouldn't go to Cardiff either
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:06,
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.....
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:05,
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Ha,
there's was one where someone was looking for a girl to play the first three levels of super mario brothers while being done from behind. She had to get the bonus at the end of each level and orgasm when she beat bowser or some shit.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:24,
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it was you wasn't it?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:25,
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that wanted to be taken from behind while you played "Super Mario"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:26,
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Brilliant.
This in particular: "DO NOT take the secret level skip"
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:29,
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"If I am impressed you may continue playing and I will continue to pleasure you. If I am not, I will turn the Nintendo Off and return to the bathroom."
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PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:30,
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We should compete to write the most outlandish CL ad and see what replies it gets.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:32,
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Just copy and paste some gonz posts.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:37,
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Very good point.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:45,
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Supper if at home, dinner if out.
Anyone calling breakfast 'brekkers' should be stabbed to death.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:01,
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Judge Dread
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:03,
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Good call
I also say Prince Far I
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:56,
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If you don't work down a pit or stack shelves you aint working class
Lower middle class types know your place !!1
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:07,
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Working class is such a delightfully ironic title these days
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:08,
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Proletariat is more appropriate.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:09,
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it irriates me when union leaders bang about "working people"
wtf do they think the rest of us do?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:09,
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Piss about on b3ta all day?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:10,
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Honestly some cunt listens to Billy Bragg on top of the pops and he thinks he's Arthur Scargill
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:09,
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he was on Radio 4 the other day, what a tedious dinosaur cunt
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:10,
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bet he's got an ace pension
whilst tediously railing against his bourgeoisie oppressors as he's got fuck all better to do in his retirement
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:13,
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Saw Billy Bragg live last year. Excellent music spoilt with political ramblings between each song.
He got loads of abuse when he admitted voting tactically at the last General Election (LD to keep the Tories out).
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:12,
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hahaha, well that blew up in his face like a horny whale cock
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:13,
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Stealing this.
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Kroney, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:30,
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Your lifestyle seems to be diametricly opposed to the teachings of Billy
ironing etc
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:16,
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Yep.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:17,
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Batte Red
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:19,
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Click.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:22,
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Billy Nag?
Preachy sod.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:51,
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alt alt: I suspect I'm quote common
My main meal is dinner, so if it's in the middle of the day then I'll have dinner and tea, if it's in the evening I'll have lunch and dinner.
Alt: just a sandwich as I'm going out for dinner with some work colleagues.
I've seen Cardiacs a few times but won't be able to see them again as Tim Smith has had a stroke.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:11,
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sympathy reply
yes you are common
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:27,
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You only have dinner if you are in company.
You have tea at four o'clock. Otherwise, it's lunch and supper. It is not a North/South thing, it is a right/wrong thing.
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Kroney, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:34,
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Also it's scone, not sconn.
If people don't get this right THE WORLD WILL END
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Kroney, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:35,
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I can't get behind sconn sorry
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:38,
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That is because sconn is wrong.
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Kroney, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:42,
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ha, I meant scone
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:50,
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It's wrong, but I don't care, sco-own is an ugly word.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:52,
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Tomatoes or tomaters?
Potatoes or potaters?
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:50,
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you 'erb, we say herb, because there's a fucking H in it
which brings me onto the pronounciation of H, if you say "haitch" feel free to punch yourself in the face repeatedly
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:53,
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if you have something at 4pm and then dinner afterwards
you're a greedy cunt, whatever you want to call it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:15,
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I am only concerned with the letter of the law
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Kroney, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:26,
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this thread is a fucking roaring along
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:59,
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Time to bust out the emergency board gossip
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:01,
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I heard gonz's arse troubles come from once pushing a jam jar up there
apparently there is a video online somewhere
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:02,
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I heard Exeter police are looking for a bloke with a beard who keeps trying to bundle school kids into his van
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:04,
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10/10
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:05,
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What's Vipros been up to since he left?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:06,
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He posts a lot on Google +
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PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:10,
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lol jk, no one posts on google +
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PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:11,
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Another poster ruthlessly bullied off the board by Al
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:08,
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Either that, or he'd run out of croissant dough
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:11,
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he left due to new job didn't he?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:11,
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Nah, there was a big furore and 'facebookgate' that left several of us reeling
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:13,
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I thought he simply deleted Al as a "friend"? hardly the end of the world
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:14,
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It's the ultimate insult to get unfriended on facebook
oh god your shit life and shit pictures and shit life and shit updates and shit friends ICANTTAKETHEMANYMORE!!!!!!!!
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:16,
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I hope someone sent a WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMBULANCE
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:20,
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i think i've only deleted one person from fb
for being a total cock. would be fab if someone could delete them in real life too.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:58,
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He opened the floodgates
Poor Al has been losing friends every day since then.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:17,
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Like hairs in the rain,
hairs in the rain
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:19,
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I heard tangles once punched a whale.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:04,
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It was a dolphin
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:24,
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smug cunt dolphins
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:25,
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false whale, eh?
you swine.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:35,
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I heard Monty once had sex with Lusty.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:04,
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I heard after the years of drug abuse it was more like trying to push toothpaste back into the tube
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:06,
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I can see this.
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wanderlust, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:09,
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Fortunately we cannot
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:11,
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You poor thing :(
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PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:12,
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I suggest therapy.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:14,
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I'm already in therapy for my Daddy issues.
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wanderlust, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:21,
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I'm not surprised.
It's an infinitely inferior sauce to HP.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:21,
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I find this funnier than I feel I should.
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wanderlust, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:23,
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Better that than have Gonz encourage you to 'cry on his shoulder'.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:22,
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a lot of guys are going invertebrate now.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:17,
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I guess it it better than squirting up your squid to death.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:18,
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I heard you are actually a 73 year old called Muriel who lives in Scarborough with her 12 cats.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:08,
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which he force feeds pennies and throws through windows at all and any opportunites
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:09,
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nies ises
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:09,
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Today has been a massive result. Long story cut short, handed in an assignment minus a signed off
declaration saying I had piloted my idea in a school. Lecturer calls me in today, where's your form? I apologised and said I ran out of time and didn't get it signed, she thought it was 'cause I taught in America and isn't gonna mark me down. Plus she said I write beautifully and it was really good.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:38,
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you don't write beautifully if this post is anything to go by
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:45,
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I don't get graded on this shit spakkers!
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:47,
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well I'm giving you a D- shit tits
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:55,
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Its Alphanumeric now so you could give me a D5 and I'd pass!
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:02,
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it's a laugh a second on here today
not that i can cheer it up. work is killing me today.
why do the papers insist on calling pippa middleton "her royal hotness"? am i missing something, or is she really NOT THAT HOT?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:57,
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Maybe you shouldn't read such shit newspapers
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:00,
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in my defence
i wasn't reading it. i just had the headline thrust in my face by the tubecocks.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:02,
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most cocks are tube cocks surely?
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:05,
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in that case, accept that most media panders to the lowest common denominator
classic example is the Daily Mail's editorials about societies obsession with sex and celebrity, whilst the infamous "right hand column" has all the latest "celebrity beach gossip".
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:06,
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I just googled her
She really isn't
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Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:02,
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I'd give her an heir
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:03,
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You'd give her an heir(s)TD
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:05,
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take a quick look around whatever room you are in or closest to that has more than one woman in it
is she hotter than most of them? yeah sure. is it worth making a fuss over? nah.
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:19,
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She's alright. She's certainly not ugly.
I mean, I wouldn't go out of my way or anything, but if the opportunity presented itself, I'd almost certainly smash one up it.
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Kroney, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:19,
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id fucking love a threeway with and Diana.
That's a top 3 fantasy that, espesh in a high school comunial shower and me being 16 but them keeping their ages.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:23,
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diana's been dead 15 years, are you sure you want her to keep her age?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:25,
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Well natrually her condition about 10 seconds before she died (so she keeps the fear she had in her final seconds... and is a little bit drunk)
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:27,
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She's butters.
If I can go out with/sleep with more attractive people than her then she ain't upto much.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:26,
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anyone can do that though Baz
it's a question of whether you'd want to spend more than a second in their company that's the issue.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:27,
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Oh well yeah obviously.
I've only shagged someone I wasn't going out with once, not doing that again in a hurry. She was bloody hot tho.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:37,
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firstly, she's not royal, so fuck knows what they are banging on about
and secondly, no, she's not all that, but she's a fuck sight fitter than an awful lot of celebs/models out there. I'd probably not kick her out of bed for farting.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:26,
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My L plates are gone
Hooray
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Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:06,
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Next stop! get a little logo/avatar thingy.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:07,
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and a neckbeard!
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PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:08,
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hahaha
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:09,
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what's a neck beard?
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:09,
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It's makes fat cunts look thinner
honest
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:10,
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I'll start work on that immediately
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Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:10,
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It goes
Breakfast
Elevenses
Luncheon
Afternoon Tea
Dinner
Supper
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Peej, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:20,
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hi phillie joe, i see you have moved on from being wrong on the internet
well done
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:21,
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Hi Quinten, you made a brilliant comment yesterday but I've already forgotten what it was.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:22,
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ah thanks superfly
i sure do like to be appreciated oh boy oh gosh oh my yes
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:24,
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was it the one about battered being like a baby who shits himself?
this fella -
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1588420
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:25,
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This was one of your better efforts.
Starting from a very low base mind you.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:32,
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shut up battered, you're shit
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:35,
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I say this with a grimace but Battered is funny. You are funny sometimes. I'm not funny.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:39,
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your username is funny
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:41,
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Cheers, It will be probably be changed soon, but I quite like this one so might keep it for a while.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:44,
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i'd like to see some evidence of battered being anything but shit
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:41,
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Just click another one of his posts instead
It all counts towards his final score, doesn't it?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:24,
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"eho lives and who dies, YOU deci-ide"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:25,
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Top of the Popular page
It is you who is wrong.
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Peej, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:42,
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that doesn't prove anything, you know i'm right
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:43,
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Simply saying you are right doesn't make it so
I am chuckling at your obvious wrongness and people are laughing at you. No-one is joining in because they find your idiocy funny.
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Peej, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:56,
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incorrect again bumlord
i'm the only one to have contributed a reasonable and correct argument, your only response has been 'NO YOUR WRONG!!'
no-one is joinin gin cos i'm right but i'm unpopular and they don't want to come out and admit it
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:58,
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I have explained your wrongness with words and diagrams
You have offered an explanation so retarded that its obvious you have missed the point entirely.
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Peej, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:59,
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erm, no
you've taken an incorrect assumption and backed it with no reason or sensical back up.
Rachel assumed Banjolele's were bigger.
Monty said maybe she thought George Formby was unusually large (note the lack of scaling up the banjolele in this sentence, ie suggesting it is smaller)
Monty was wrong.
I brought it up, you made some stupid arsed comment about making the bankolele bigger with formby to make it seem bigger to swipe which makes no sense at it was actually smaller
I win
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:03,
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For fucks sake, why would Monty even say that she thought Formby was massive unless it implied he was holding a uke?
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Peej, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:04,
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because monty made a mistake, he got his scale the wrong way round
if he'd said formby was small the uke would have seemed bigger, rachel would have been correct in her assumption and his joke would have worked.
he got one little thing wrong and i can't believe you've been dragging it out all this time, your so mean :(
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:06,
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For fucks sake if she thought formby was small she would have thought the uke was small too
If I see a mouse with a violin to scale I can assume the violin is small if I see an elephant with a violin to scale I can assume its a massive violin, no matter what size george formby is we can assume that when he is photographed with a Uke its to scale. Therefore if she thought he was massive this would explain why she was surprised the uke was small.
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Peej, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:09,
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It's because you can't get you head around THINKING something is big and it actually being big
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Peej, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:10,
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thinking formby was big would make the ukelele seem small
end of
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:11,
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I think formby is massive
look at this picture, he is fucking massive.
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/12/Georgeformby.jpg/220px-Georgeformby.jpgAnd that banjolele he is holding looks tiny. Oh wait no it doesn't it is also massive.
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Peej, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 18:55,
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STOP BEING SUCH AN IDIOT
IF FORMBY WAS SMALL THE UKE WOULD HAVE SEEMED BIGGER I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CAN'T GRAPS THIS YOU UTTER FUCKMONKEY
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:10,
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If she looked at a picture of Formby and thought he was small why would she not also think the uke was small
Why can't you grasp this? Look at this picture
![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/12/Georgeformby.jpg/220px-Georgeformby.jpg)
Now if she only THOUGHT George was massive why would she not also think the banjolele he is holding is also massive? Of course if he was actually WAS massive and the Banjo was normal sized then it would look small but this is in no way what Monty was implying and you just can't get that.
Actually I think you can but are just a troll, a successful troll, yes you have successfully trolled me I admit it.
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Peej, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 18:49,
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You really are.
I let rip a stinky guff on a packed tube train the other morning and everyone was disgusted and I was STILL less unpopular than you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:59,
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well i'm proud of it, it doesn't even hurt me at all in the slightest on the inside
:(((((
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:01,
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I detonated a carbomb in Kabul which killed 8 British soldiers
and then went to Wootton Bassett where I went around telling everyone what I'd done, and I was STILL less unpopular than you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:02,
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hahahaha!
clik
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:03,
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Gutted I'll never get to see Oasis.
I'm not really.
Wish I'd caught LCD Soundsystem.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:24,
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I love LCD Soundsystem, my housemate introduced me to them a few years back, brilliant.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:27,
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You really aren't
They were an awful band full stop, and even worse than that live. Oasis, that is.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:31,
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I was offered a ticket to see Oasis once and I couldn't think of a shitter night out. Shit music, room full of wankers, bleurgh.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:33,
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I saw them make an absolute raging fucking bollocks of glastonbury in 1995 (I think)
Just ... awful. And I saw them in 93 or 94 when they hadn't made it and couldn't for the fucking life of me see why anyone signed them. Then again, same thing with Coldplay a few years later.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:37,
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I hate them.
Hence the 'I'm not really' in the second line.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:36,
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I just felt it warranted further clarification
you can't be too careful with shit like that.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:39,
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Saw them both, LCD was better than oasis, but that's not saying much.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:34,
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you go to quite a lot of gigs don't you?
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:34,
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the Surreptitious finger-banging oppoprtunities are rife
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:39,
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I wouldn't pay £30-£60 for a surreptitious finger bang.
I'm not married.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:44,
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forever alone :(
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:45,
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I'm looking at holidays to go on with my girlfriend right now shit head.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:47,
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don't forget to collect your Holiday Inn loyal customers points
if you collect 10,000 you get to meet Lenny henry
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:48,
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HE WORKS FOR PREMIER INN YOU RETARD!
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PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:53,
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GOD HE'S SOOOO STUPID.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:58,
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Soz, i don't know my sordid grief holes as well as you do obviously
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:59,
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Lenny Henry could never afford to go there :(
looks nice, I prefer smaller places if possible due to my crippling aversion to people
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:07,
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It's less than £300 per person all inclusive,
smaller would be better but the deals are so good at the moment. Thanks arab spring!
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PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:08,
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I may look into this, need a break in june!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:15,
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Well this is good innit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:57,
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wrong again
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:58,
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This would never be so shit if George 'fucking massive' Formby were still alive.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:01,
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+ cock
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:02,
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fucking massive formby and his tiny little banjo
its a wonder he could play at all
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:04,
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he's so wrong he's right
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:01,
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