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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What band would you like most to see, but can't?
Because they're dead/split up/no longer around. Mine's either the Airplane, or New Riders of the Purple Sage.
Alt, how was lunch? Mine was piggly ace.
Alt, alt www.lovefood.com/journal/opinions/15251/dinner-tea-or-supper
I call it tea, and therefore am working class. Meh.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:38, 205 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Because they're dead/split up/no longer around. Mine's either the Airplane, or New Riders of the Purple Sage.
Alt, how was lunch? Mine was piggly ace.
Alt, alt www.lovefood.com/journal/opinions/15251/dinner-tea-or-supper
I call it tea, and therefore am working class. Meh.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:38, 205 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Captain Beefheart, Primus or Kyuss
I'd give my left nut to see any of those 3 in their prime
Alt: it's always been breakfast, lunch, dinner for me
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:52, Reply)
I'd give my left nut to see any of those 3 in their prime
Alt: it's always been breakfast, lunch, dinner for me
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:52, Reply)
I've seen the Magic Band
But sadly Captain Beefheart had long since stopped performing.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:56, Reply)
But sadly Captain Beefheart had long since stopped performing.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:56, Reply)
Heard they did a tour a year or two ago maybe?
Some of my friends went - but I didn't have a chance to go.. How was it?
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:59, Reply)
Some of my friends went - but I didn't have a chance to go.. How was it?
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:59, Reply)
I saw them at ATP in about 2003
They were pretty good. Would have been better with Beefheart though.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:03, Reply)
They were pretty good. Would have been better with Beefheart though.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:03, Reply)
I can imagine
A massive bastard he might have been, but a fine musician he was. I stand by Zig-zag wanderer/Safe as Milk being the best album of the 60's. Fuck the Beatles.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:12, Reply)
A massive bastard he might have been, but a fine musician he was. I stand by Zig-zag wanderer/Safe as Milk being the best album of the 60's. Fuck the Beatles.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:12, Reply)
Pantera
Alt: Not eaten yet
Alt Alt: I vary between dinner and tea.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:53, Reply)
Alt: Not eaten yet
Alt Alt: I vary between dinner and tea.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:53, Reply)
I think I saw them on the same bill as Motorhead once. They were super-meh.
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I thought you would go for "the Manic Street Preachers" before that one killed himself
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Fucking loads of people.
Primarily Hendrix, obv, but there are too many to list really.
Instead, here is much smaller list of people who I never thought in a million years I’d get to see but have:
The Sonics
The Stooges
The Sex Pistols
Rudy Ray Moore
Grandmaster Caz and Melle Mel
Kool DJ Herc and Grand Wizard Theodore (who I actually got to meet and ate dinner with, one of my life’s ‘wtf’ high points)
Big L
Some other cunts you don’t know.
Breakfast
Luncheon
Afternoon tea
Dinner if out or receiving guests, supper if at home
It’s not fucking hard, oiks.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:53, Reply)
Primarily Hendrix, obv, but there are too many to list really.
Instead, here is much smaller list of people who I never thought in a million years I’d get to see but have:
The Sonics
The Stooges
The Sex Pistols
Rudy Ray Moore
Grandmaster Caz and Melle Mel
Kool DJ Herc and Grand Wizard Theodore (who I actually got to meet and ate dinner with, one of my life’s ‘wtf’ high points)
Big L
Some other cunts you don’t know.
Breakfast
Luncheon
Afternoon tea
Dinner if out or receiving guests, supper if at home
It’s not fucking hard, oiks.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:53, Reply)
after the sex pistols you just started making names up
and they all sound shit
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:59, Reply)
and they all sound shit
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:59, Reply)
Surprised by the Pistols Monts, I would have bet you thought them bent.
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they were one of the original manufactured boybands, weren't they?
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Fuck no. Not like those tossers 'The Clash' who were epically bent.
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With as little comedicaly exaggerated vitroiol as possible
could you explain your basis? I doubt we'll agree, but I'm interested in your reasons.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:09, Reply)
could you explain your basis? I doubt we'll agree, but I'm interested in your reasons.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:09, Reply)
Guns and Roses at their peak
alt: avergae
altalt: suppper as I am not a frightful povvo, the referring of lunch as "dinner" or supper as "tea" makes me reach for the organic olives for comfort.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:54, Reply)
alt: avergae
altalt: suppper as I am not a frightful povvo, the referring of lunch as "dinner" or supper as "tea" makes me reach for the organic olives for comfort.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:54, Reply)
I was wondering if he meant
"when they were all constantly off their tits" or "post 1990 when they were mostly off their tits but Axl Rose's voice was shot to shit"
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:57, Reply)
"when they were all constantly off their tits" or "post 1990 when they were mostly off their tits but Axl Rose's voice was shot to shit"
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:57, Reply)
they played about 3 reasonable gigs I think
when they were all close enough to conscious to play together. I saw them in 1991 and it was a bit ... dodgy. But luckily they were supported by Faith No More so all was not lost.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:00, Reply)
when they were all close enough to conscious to play together. I saw them in 1991 and it was a bit ... dodgy. But luckily they were supported by Faith No More so all was not lost.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:00, Reply)
Probably have to agree with Monty and say Hendrix.
The package tour he did with The Pink Floyd, Soft Machine, The Move, etc would have been an interesting gig, even if you only got about 25 mins of each band.
Also would have been good to be in New York in the 50s and been able to see any number of incredible jazz musicians most nights of the week.
Alt: A wasted trip to the Post Office.
Alt alt: Dinner.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:00, Reply)
The package tour he did with The Pink Floyd, Soft Machine, The Move, etc would have been an interesting gig, even if you only got about 25 mins of each band.
Also would have been good to be in New York in the 50s and been able to see any number of incredible jazz musicians most nights of the week.
Alt: A wasted trip to the Post Office.
Alt alt: Dinner.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:00, Reply)
uuuhhh i don't know
But I have a question unrelated to this thread, they've posted an ad on Craigslist for a job at the company I work for but at a different location and I want to post an ad saying how much of a cunt our dm is and warn people away from the job.
This isn't for personal gain. And I probably wont actually do it. But has anyone done anything like this?
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:00, Reply)
But I have a question unrelated to this thread, they've posted an ad on Craigslist for a job at the company I work for but at a different location and I want to post an ad saying how much of a cunt our dm is and warn people away from the job.
This isn't for personal gain. And I probably wont actually do it. But has anyone done anything like this?
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:00, Reply)
could you just answer the question?
Is it something you would do? Does it make me a bad person if I did this?
Or should I just wash my hands of it completely?
I've worked for the company 3 different times and it's been bullshit each time.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:07, Reply)
Is it something you would do? Does it make me a bad person if I did this?
Or should I just wash my hands of it completely?
I've worked for the company 3 different times and it's been bullshit each time.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:07, Reply)
If someone wants a job
Then let them have it, if it came to people you knew applying you could advise them against it, otherwise they might get on just fine - warning people off it seems a bit pointless
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:18, Reply)
Then let them have it, if it came to people you knew applying you could advise them against it, otherwise they might get on just fine - warning people off it seems a bit pointless
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:18, Reply)
thanks
I just feel like being a catty bitch, which is unnecessary
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:37, Reply)
I just feel like being a catty bitch, which is unnecessary
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:37, Reply)
I thought craigslist was purely for the purpose of connecting with other sexual deviants
or trying to trace the father of your unborn child who knocked you up in the bogs of a motorhead gig?
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:01, Reply)
or trying to trace the father of your unborn child who knocked you up in the bogs of a motorhead gig?
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:01, Reply)
Someone linked this, found it quite amusing
Can't remember who though.. cardiff.craigslist.co.uk/stp/2954490880.html
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:02, Reply)
Can't remember who though.. cardiff.craigslist.co.uk/stp/2954490880.html
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:02, Reply)
Ha,
there's was one where someone was looking for a girl to play the first three levels of super mario brothers while being done from behind. She had to get the bonus at the end of each level and orgasm when she beat bowser or some shit.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:24, Reply)
there's was one where someone was looking for a girl to play the first three levels of super mario brothers while being done from behind. She had to get the bonus at the end of each level and orgasm when she beat bowser or some shit.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:24, Reply)
that wanted to be taken from behind while you played "Super Mario"
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Brilliant.
This in particular: "DO NOT take the secret level skip"
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:29, Reply)
This in particular: "DO NOT take the secret level skip"
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:29, Reply)
"If I am impressed you may continue playing and I will continue to pleasure you. If I am not, I will turn the Nintendo Off and return to the bathroom."
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:30, Reply)
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We should compete to write the most outlandish CL ad and see what replies it gets.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:32, Reply)
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Supper if at home, dinner if out.
Anyone calling breakfast 'brekkers' should be stabbed to death.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:01, Reply)
Anyone calling breakfast 'brekkers' should be stabbed to death.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:01, Reply)
If you don't work down a pit or stack shelves you aint working class
Lower middle class types know your place !!1
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:07, Reply)
Lower middle class types know your place !!1
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:07, Reply)
it irriates me when union leaders bang about "working people"
wtf do they think the rest of us do?
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:09, Reply)
wtf do they think the rest of us do?
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:09, Reply)
Honestly some cunt listens to Billy Bragg on top of the pops and he thinks he's Arthur Scargill
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:09, Reply)
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bet he's got an ace pension
whilst tediously railing against his bourgeoisie oppressors as he's got fuck all better to do in his retirement
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:13, Reply)
whilst tediously railing against his bourgeoisie oppressors as he's got fuck all better to do in his retirement
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:13, Reply)
Saw Billy Bragg live last year. Excellent music spoilt with political ramblings between each song.
He got loads of abuse when he admitted voting tactically at the last General Election (LD to keep the Tories out).
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:12, Reply)
He got loads of abuse when he admitted voting tactically at the last General Election (LD to keep the Tories out).
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:12, Reply)
Your lifestyle seems to be diametricly opposed to the teachings of Billy
ironing etc
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:16, Reply)
ironing etc
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:16, Reply)
alt alt: I suspect I'm quote common
My main meal is dinner, so if it's in the middle of the day then I'll have dinner and tea, if it's in the evening I'll have lunch and dinner.
Alt: just a sandwich as I'm going out for dinner with some work colleagues.
I've seen Cardiacs a few times but won't be able to see them again as Tim Smith has had a stroke.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:11, Reply)
My main meal is dinner, so if it's in the middle of the day then I'll have dinner and tea, if it's in the evening I'll have lunch and dinner.
Alt: just a sandwich as I'm going out for dinner with some work colleagues.
I've seen Cardiacs a few times but won't be able to see them again as Tim Smith has had a stroke.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:11, Reply)
You only have dinner if you are in company.
You have tea at four o'clock. Otherwise, it's lunch and supper. It is not a North/South thing, it is a right/wrong thing.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:34, Reply)
You have tea at four o'clock. Otherwise, it's lunch and supper. It is not a North/South thing, it is a right/wrong thing.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:34, Reply)
Also it's scone, not sconn.
If people don't get this right THE WORLD WILL END
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:35, Reply)
If people don't get this right THE WORLD WILL END
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:35, Reply)
you 'erb, we say herb, because there's a fucking H in it
which brings me onto the pronounciation of H, if you say "haitch" feel free to punch yourself in the face repeatedly
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:53, Reply)
which brings me onto the pronounciation of H, if you say "haitch" feel free to punch yourself in the face repeatedly
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:53, Reply)
if you have something at 4pm and then dinner afterwards
you're a greedy cunt, whatever you want to call it.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:15, Reply)
you're a greedy cunt, whatever you want to call it.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:15, Reply)
I heard gonz's arse troubles come from once pushing a jam jar up there
apparently there is a video online somewhere
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:02, Reply)
apparently there is a video online somewhere
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:02, Reply)
I heard Exeter police are looking for a bloke with a beard who keeps trying to bundle school kids into his van
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Nah, there was a big furore and 'facebookgate' that left several of us reeling
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I thought he simply deleted Al as a "friend"? hardly the end of the world
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)
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It's the ultimate insult to get unfriended on facebook
oh god your shit life and shit pictures and shit life and shit updates and shit friends ICANTTAKETHEMANYMORE!!!!!!!!
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:16, Reply)
oh god your shit life and shit pictures and shit life and shit updates and shit friends ICANTTAKETHEMANYMORE!!!!!!!!
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:16, Reply)
i think i've only deleted one person from fb
for being a total cock. would be fab if someone could delete them in real life too.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:58, Reply)
for being a total cock. would be fab if someone could delete them in real life too.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:58, Reply)
He opened the floodgates
Poor Al has been losing friends every day since then.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:17, Reply)
Poor Al has been losing friends every day since then.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:17, Reply)
I heard after the years of drug abuse it was more like trying to push toothpaste back into the tube
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Better that than have Gonz encourage you to 'cry on his shoulder'.
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I heard you are actually a 73 year old called Muriel who lives in Scarborough with her 12 cats.
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which he force feeds pennies and throws through windows at all and any opportunites
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Today has been a massive result. Long story cut short, handed in an assignment minus a signed off
declaration saying I had piloted my idea in a school. Lecturer calls me in today, where's your form? I apologised and said I ran out of time and didn't get it signed, she thought it was 'cause I taught in America and isn't gonna mark me down. Plus she said I write beautifully and it was really good.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:38, Reply)
declaration saying I had piloted my idea in a school. Lecturer calls me in today, where's your form? I apologised and said I ran out of time and didn't get it signed, she thought it was 'cause I taught in America and isn't gonna mark me down. Plus she said I write beautifully and it was really good.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:38, Reply)
it's a laugh a second on here today
not that i can cheer it up. work is killing me today.
why do the papers insist on calling pippa middleton "her royal hotness"? am i missing something, or is she really NOT THAT HOT?
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:57, Reply)
not that i can cheer it up. work is killing me today.
why do the papers insist on calling pippa middleton "her royal hotness"? am i missing something, or is she really NOT THAT HOT?
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:57, Reply)
in my defence
i wasn't reading it. i just had the headline thrust in my face by the tubecocks.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:02, Reply)
i wasn't reading it. i just had the headline thrust in my face by the tubecocks.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:02, Reply)
in that case, accept that most media panders to the lowest common denominator
classic example is the Daily Mail's editorials about societies obsession with sex and celebrity, whilst the infamous "right hand column" has all the latest "celebrity beach gossip".
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:06, Reply)
classic example is the Daily Mail's editorials about societies obsession with sex and celebrity, whilst the infamous "right hand column" has all the latest "celebrity beach gossip".
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:06, Reply)
take a quick look around whatever room you are in or closest to that has more than one woman in it
is she hotter than most of them? yeah sure. is it worth making a fuss over? nah.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:19, Reply)
is she hotter than most of them? yeah sure. is it worth making a fuss over? nah.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:19, Reply)
She's alright. She's certainly not ugly.
I mean, I wouldn't go out of my way or anything, but if the opportunity presented itself, I'd almost certainly smash one up it.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:19, Reply)
I mean, I wouldn't go out of my way or anything, but if the opportunity presented itself, I'd almost certainly smash one up it.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:19, Reply)
id fucking love a threeway with and Diana.
That's a top 3 fantasy that, espesh in a high school comunial shower and me being 16 but them keeping their ages.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:23, Reply)
That's a top 3 fantasy that, espesh in a high school comunial shower and me being 16 but them keeping their ages.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:23, Reply)
diana's been dead 15 years, are you sure you want her to keep her age?
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Well natrually her condition about 10 seconds before she died (so she keeps the fear she had in her final seconds... and is a little bit drunk)
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:27, Reply)
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She's butters.
If I can go out with/sleep with more attractive people than her then she ain't upto much.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:26, Reply)
If I can go out with/sleep with more attractive people than her then she ain't upto much.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:26, Reply)
anyone can do that though Baz
it's a question of whether you'd want to spend more than a second in their company that's the issue.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:27, Reply)
it's a question of whether you'd want to spend more than a second in their company that's the issue.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:27, Reply)
Oh well yeah obviously.
I've only shagged someone I wasn't going out with once, not doing that again in a hurry. She was bloody hot tho.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:37, Reply)
I've only shagged someone I wasn't going out with once, not doing that again in a hurry. She was bloody hot tho.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:37, Reply)
firstly, she's not royal, so fuck knows what they are banging on about
and secondly, no, she's not all that, but she's a fuck sight fitter than an awful lot of celebs/models out there. I'd probably not kick her out of bed for farting.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:26, Reply)
and secondly, no, she's not all that, but she's a fuck sight fitter than an awful lot of celebs/models out there. I'd probably not kick her out of bed for farting.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:26, Reply)
hi phillie joe, i see you have moved on from being wrong on the internet
well done
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:21, Reply)
well done
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:21, Reply)
Hi Quinten, you made a brilliant comment yesterday but I've already forgotten what it was.
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ah thanks superfly
i sure do like to be appreciated oh boy oh gosh oh my yes
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:24, Reply)
i sure do like to be appreciated oh boy oh gosh oh my yes
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:24, Reply)
was it the one about battered being like a baby who shits himself?
this fella - b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1588420
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:25, Reply)
this fella - b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1588420
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This was one of your better efforts.
Starting from a very low base mind you.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:32, Reply)
Starting from a very low base mind you.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:32, Reply)
I say this with a grimace but Battered is funny. You are funny sometimes. I'm not funny.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:39, Reply)
Cheers, It will be probably be changed soon, but I quite like this one so might keep it for a while.
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i'd like to see some evidence of battered being anything but shit
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Just click another one of his posts instead
It all counts towards his final score, doesn't it?
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:24, Reply)
It all counts towards his final score, doesn't it?
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:24, Reply)
Simply saying you are right doesn't make it so
I am chuckling at your obvious wrongness and people are laughing at you. No-one is joining in because they find your idiocy funny.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:56, Reply)
I am chuckling at your obvious wrongness and people are laughing at you. No-one is joining in because they find your idiocy funny.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:56, Reply)
incorrect again bumlord
i'm the only one to have contributed a reasonable and correct argument, your only response has been 'NO YOUR WRONG!!'
no-one is joinin gin cos i'm right but i'm unpopular and they don't want to come out and admit it
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:58, Reply)
i'm the only one to have contributed a reasonable and correct argument, your only response has been 'NO YOUR WRONG!!'
no-one is joinin gin cos i'm right but i'm unpopular and they don't want to come out and admit it
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:58, Reply)
I have explained your wrongness with words and diagrams
You have offered an explanation so retarded that its obvious you have missed the point entirely.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:59, Reply)
You have offered an explanation so retarded that its obvious you have missed the point entirely.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:59, Reply)
erm, no
you've taken an incorrect assumption and backed it with no reason or sensical back up.
Rachel assumed Banjolele's were bigger.
Monty said maybe she thought George Formby was unusually large (note the lack of scaling up the banjolele in this sentence, ie suggesting it is smaller)
Monty was wrong.
I brought it up, you made some stupid arsed comment about making the bankolele bigger with formby to make it seem bigger to swipe which makes no sense at it was actually smaller
I win
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:03, Reply)
you've taken an incorrect assumption and backed it with no reason or sensical back up.
Rachel assumed Banjolele's were bigger.
Monty said maybe she thought George Formby was unusually large (note the lack of scaling up the banjolele in this sentence, ie suggesting it is smaller)
Monty was wrong.
I brought it up, you made some stupid arsed comment about making the bankolele bigger with formby to make it seem bigger to swipe which makes no sense at it was actually smaller
I win
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:03, Reply)
For fucks sake, why would Monty even say that she thought Formby was massive unless it implied he was holding a uke?
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because monty made a mistake, he got his scale the wrong way round
if he'd said formby was small the uke would have seemed bigger, rachel would have been correct in her assumption and his joke would have worked.
he got one little thing wrong and i can't believe you've been dragging it out all this time, your so mean :(
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:06, Reply)
if he'd said formby was small the uke would have seemed bigger, rachel would have been correct in her assumption and his joke would have worked.
he got one little thing wrong and i can't believe you've been dragging it out all this time, your so mean :(
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:06, Reply)
For fucks sake if she thought formby was small she would have thought the uke was small too
If I see a mouse with a violin to scale I can assume the violin is small if I see an elephant with a violin to scale I can assume its a massive violin, no matter what size george formby is we can assume that when he is photographed with a Uke its to scale. Therefore if she thought he was massive this would explain why she was surprised the uke was small.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:09, Reply)
If I see a mouse with a violin to scale I can assume the violin is small if I see an elephant with a violin to scale I can assume its a massive violin, no matter what size george formby is we can assume that when he is photographed with a Uke its to scale. Therefore if she thought he was massive this would explain why she was surprised the uke was small.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:09, Reply)
It's because you can't get you head around THINKING something is big and it actually being big
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:10, Reply)
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I think formby is massive
look at this picture, he is fucking massive.
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/12/Georgeformby.jpg/220px-Georgeformby.jpg
And that banjolele he is holding looks tiny. Oh wait no it doesn't it is also massive.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 18:55, Reply)
look at this picture, he is fucking massive.
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/12/Georgeformby.jpg/220px-Georgeformby.jpg
And that banjolele he is holding looks tiny. Oh wait no it doesn't it is also massive.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 18:55, Reply)
STOP BEING SUCH AN IDIOT
IF FORMBY WAS SMALL THE UKE WOULD HAVE SEEMED BIGGER I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CAN'T GRAPS THIS YOU UTTER FUCKMONKEY
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:10, Reply)
IF FORMBY WAS SMALL THE UKE WOULD HAVE SEEMED BIGGER I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CAN'T GRAPS THIS YOU UTTER FUCKMONKEY
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:10, Reply)
If she looked at a picture of Formby and thought he was small why would she not also think the uke was small
Why can't you grasp this? Look at this picture
Now if she only THOUGHT George was massive why would she not also think the banjolele he is holding is also massive? Of course if he was actually WAS massive and the Banjo was normal sized then it would look small but this is in no way what Monty was implying and you just can't get that.
Actually I think you can but are just a troll, a successful troll, yes you have successfully trolled me I admit it.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 18:49, Reply)
Why can't you grasp this? Look at this picture
Now if she only THOUGHT George was massive why would she not also think the banjolele he is holding is also massive? Of course if he was actually WAS massive and the Banjo was normal sized then it would look small but this is in no way what Monty was implying and you just can't get that.
Actually I think you can but are just a troll, a successful troll, yes you have successfully trolled me I admit it.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 18:49, Reply)
You really are.
I let rip a stinky guff on a packed tube train the other morning and everyone was disgusted and I was STILL less unpopular than you.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:59, Reply)
I let rip a stinky guff on a packed tube train the other morning and everyone was disgusted and I was STILL less unpopular than you.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:59, Reply)
well i'm proud of it, it doesn't even hurt me at all in the slightest on the inside
:(((((
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:01, Reply)
:(((((
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:01, Reply)
I detonated a carbomb in Kabul which killed 8 British soldiers
and then went to Wootton Bassett where I went around telling everyone what I'd done, and I was STILL less unpopular than you.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:02, Reply)
and then went to Wootton Bassett where I went around telling everyone what I'd done, and I was STILL less unpopular than you.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:02, Reply)
Gutted I'll never get to see Oasis.
I'm not really.
Wish I'd caught LCD Soundsystem.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:24, Reply)
I'm not really.
Wish I'd caught LCD Soundsystem.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:24, Reply)
I love LCD Soundsystem, my housemate introduced me to them a few years back, brilliant.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:27, Reply)
You really aren't
They were an awful band full stop, and even worse than that live. Oasis, that is.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:31, Reply)
They were an awful band full stop, and even worse than that live. Oasis, that is.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:31, Reply)
I was offered a ticket to see Oasis once and I couldn't think of a shitter night out. Shit music, room full of wankers, bleurgh.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:33, Reply)
I saw them make an absolute raging fucking bollocks of glastonbury in 1995 (I think)
Just ... awful. And I saw them in 93 or 94 when they hadn't made it and couldn't for the fucking life of me see why anyone signed them. Then again, same thing with Coldplay a few years later.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:37, Reply)
Just ... awful. And I saw them in 93 or 94 when they hadn't made it and couldn't for the fucking life of me see why anyone signed them. Then again, same thing with Coldplay a few years later.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:37, Reply)
I just felt it warranted further clarification
you can't be too careful with shit like that.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:39, Reply)
you can't be too careful with shit like that.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:39, Reply)
Saw them both, LCD was better than oasis, but that's not saying much.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:34, Reply)
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:34, Reply)
I wouldn't pay £30-£60 for a surreptitious finger bang.
I'm not married.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:44, Reply)
I'm not married.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:44, Reply)
I'm looking at holidays to go on with my girlfriend right now shit head.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:47, Reply)
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:47, Reply)
don't forget to collect your Holiday Inn loyal customers points
if you collect 10,000 you get to meet Lenny henry
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:48, Reply)
if you collect 10,000 you get to meet Lenny henry
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:48, Reply)
Soz, i don't know my sordid grief holes as well as you do obviously
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( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:59, Reply)
I'm thinking of this one
www.sunrisehotels-egypt.com/CSP/Default.aspx?A=1&P=64
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:04, Reply)
www.sunrisehotels-egypt.com/CSP/Default.aspx?A=1&P=64
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:04, Reply)
Lenny Henry could never afford to go there :(
looks nice, I prefer smaller places if possible due to my crippling aversion to people
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:07, Reply)
looks nice, I prefer smaller places if possible due to my crippling aversion to people
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:07, Reply)
It's less than £300 per person all inclusive,
smaller would be better but the deals are so good at the moment. Thanks arab spring!
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:08, Reply)
smaller would be better but the deals are so good at the moment. Thanks arab spring!
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:08, Reply)
This would never be so shit if George 'fucking massive' Formby were still alive.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:01, Reply)
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:01, Reply)
fucking massive formby and his tiny little banjo
its a wonder he could play at all
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:04, Reply)
its a wonder he could play at all
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:04, Reply)
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