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I got 6/7
Alt: Weekend plans??1?!?!
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:13, 242 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-18017374
I got 6/7
Alt: Weekend plans??1?!?!
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:13, 242 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
7/7
Not bad for a dead fatty.
Alt: Not sure really, my friend's band are playing a local venue tonight, so I might go and see them.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:15, Reply)
Not bad for a dead fatty.
Alt: Not sure really, my friend's band are playing a local venue tonight, so I might go and see them.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:15, Reply)
I'm going to Wedding... party, they got married abroad so I don't know what it's called.
Then I'm going to buy some shoes.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:18, Reply)
Then I'm going to buy some shoes.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:18, Reply)
black ones with shiney buckles?
Or those half brown shoe half trainer things?
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:21, Reply)
Or those half brown shoe half trainer things?
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:21, Reply)
I'll get some work boots for walking to and from work
and some loafers probably.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:23, Reply)
and some loafers probably.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:23, Reply)
Because I walk 4 miles a day to and from work
Normal work shoes just fall apart.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:25, Reply)
Normal work shoes just fall apart.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:25, Reply)
you should cycle, i heard milton Keynes has some lovely cycle paths
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:26, Reply)
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I got 1/7.
Alt: Babysitting tonight and tomorrow morning. Ex kept her off school today as she's got a cold. She told me to 'keep her topped up with fluids'. Given the precarious nature of my current negotiations, I wish I hadn't pissed myself laughing at the Scaryduckish nature of that request.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:17, Reply)
Alt: Babysitting tonight and tomorrow morning. Ex kept her off school today as she's got a cold. She told me to 'keep her topped up with fluids'. Given the precarious nature of my current negotiations, I wish I hadn't pissed myself laughing at the Scaryduckish nature of that request.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:17, Reply)
The questions were bollocks.
I listen to Radio 4 for half an hour each morning AND read the fucking Metro AND most often the Standard on the way home. I get a good hour of 'news' a day.
Cunts.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:25, Reply)
I listen to Radio 4 for half an hour each morning AND read the fucking Metro AND most often the Standard on the way home. I get a good hour of 'news' a day.
Cunts.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:25, Reply)
I was all great until I realised I had to fucking save for a deposit.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:20, Reply)
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I keep having to buy things and pay things.
It's starting to give me the hump.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:21, Reply)
It's starting to give me the hump.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:21, Reply)
Shit isn't it. At the end of this month I would have paid off all my Malaysia spending
and been all gravy, but OH NO I have to get a deposit for a shit flat somewhere.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:22, Reply)
and been all gravy, but OH NO I have to get a deposit for a shit flat somewhere.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:22, Reply)
Can't you use the deposit from your current flat?
I had to find £1800 as a deposit on my place
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:23, Reply)
I had to find £1800 as a deposit on my place
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:23, Reply)
ah, fair enough
how much do you reckon you'll need to pul together; it sucks that most places want 6 weeks worth of rent these days
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:25, Reply)
how much do you reckon you'll need to pul together; it sucks that most places want 6 weeks worth of rent these days
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:25, Reply)
Nah it's ok, but looks like I won't be able to pay off my credit card totally for another month or two
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:29, Reply)
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I should be downsizing again
so hopefully I should be alright. It's just a pain in the fucking arse. I need a new job.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:29, Reply)
so hopefully I should be alright. It's just a pain in the fucking arse. I need a new job.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:29, Reply)
IT support
It isn't what I want to be doing, but I've got no real choice but to stick with it for a while longer.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:32, Reply)
It isn't what I want to be doing, but I've got no real choice but to stick with it for a while longer.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:32, Reply)
AV installations
I'll sling my CV around, but I'm not hoping for much.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:36, Reply)
I'll sling my CV around, but I'm not hoping for much.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:36, Reply)
3 and they were guesses
alt: meeting our new neighbours for a drink tonight, want to see the Avengers tomorrow, then party saturday night, then sunday lunch booze then collapse
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:20, Reply)
alt: meeting our new neighbours for a drink tonight, want to see the Avengers tomorrow, then party saturday night, then sunday lunch booze then collapse
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:20, Reply)
I'm sure, nothing wrong witha bit of escapism
i am also looking forward to Prometheus and Batman
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:22, Reply)
i am also looking forward to Prometheus and Batman
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:22, Reply)
i'm going to see promotheaus! cineplex, 7pm june 1st
be there or be2
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:24, Reply)
be there or be2
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:24, Reply)
yeah, some girl i know said she'd go with me but then she's gone all sulky at me so i'm not going with her anymore
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:25, Reply)
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well i've got a girlfriend so it wasn't a date, but my gf doesn't like violent or scary films so
:(
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:28, Reply)
:(
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:28, Reply)
meh, she does good at other things
she made me four double chocolate muffins last night, i haven't touched them yet, but its the thought
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:33, Reply)
she made me four double chocolate muffins last night, i haven't touched them yet, but its the thought
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:33, Reply)
she came in to do some photocopying yesterday
she didn't seem as slaggy as she has been lately, but she is still really old
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:29, Reply)
she didn't seem as slaggy as she has been lately, but she is still really old
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:29, Reply)
she's a nice lady, but she's just one of the many sucked in by malcolm's charms
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:30, Reply)
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I'm dong NOTHING until I go to the cinema with Q.
I'll just be waiting for him, waiting and wanking.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:27, Reply)
I'll just be waiting for him, waiting and wanking.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:27, Reply)
Oh LOL
A birthday party in a house full of drunk birds about fifteen years my junior.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:32, Reply)
A birthday party in a house full of drunk birds about fifteen years my junior.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:32, Reply)
hahaha
maybe you should wait in the car, maybe have a little snooze
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:35, Reply)
maybe you should wait in the car, maybe have a little snooze
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:35, Reply)
A birthday party in a house full of drunk birds about fifteen years my junior.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:32, Reply)
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:32, Reply)
Don't take Stunned FFS, the dirty old git's blood pressure couldn't cope with all those young women.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:33, Reply)
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when you move into your studio flat in someone elses house
you can have your own parties all the time
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:40, Reply)
you can have your own parties all the time
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:40, Reply)
The two stations in watford are really far apart.
I found that out once.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:32, Reply)
I found that out once.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:32, Reply)
They're joining them up with a Tube extension
they're that far apart.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:34, Reply)
they're that far apart.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:34, Reply)
if you were going in an american car (chortle)
and you weren't sure which model to get (snigger)
but you had to choose a specific make (guffaw)
what ford would you use?
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:32, Reply)
and you weren't sure which model to get (snigger)
but you had to choose a specific make (guffaw)
what ford would you use?
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:32, Reply)
If you where on a Norwegian cruise, right?
And the Captain died, right?
And you were the only other person that knew how to drive a cruise ship, right?
And you had to choose a glacial valley to park it in, right?
Which fjord would you choose?
Oh wait, I told that wrong.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:40, Reply)
And the Captain died, right?
And you were the only other person that knew how to drive a cruise ship, right?
And you had to choose a glacial valley to park it in, right?
Which fjord would you choose?
Oh wait, I told that wrong.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:40, Reply)
Things sound tougher than I had thought.
Have they opened a new Lidl or something?
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:32, Reply)
Have they opened a new Lidl or something?
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:32, Reply)
seen him before but i told him to fuck off because hes a twatwaffle
But now he's "serious"
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:36, Reply)
But now he's "serious"
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:36, Reply)
i already did rape with apricot, you idiot
besides a dried grape is a raisin you idiot
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:39, Reply)
besides a dried grape is a raisin you idiot
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:39, Reply)
i was doing dried fruit, the fucking idiot, i can't believe he jsut ruined all of our weekends
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:41, Reply)
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I hope he doesn't turn out to be
A DRIED-UP OLD FRUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:45, Reply)
A DRIED-UP OLD FRUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:45, Reply)
I know. Soz.
Have a great time. Make sure you tell someone where you're going etc.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:39, Reply)
Have a great time. Make sure you tell someone where you're going etc.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:39, Reply)
im not sure how i feel about it
So I'm watching tangled to make myself feel better
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:42, Reply)
So I'm watching tangled to make myself feel better
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:42, Reply)
i thought you meant tangledupinblue then
i was thinking you had webcams on all of us
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:49, Reply)
i was thinking you had webcams on all of us
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:49, Reply)
do me a favour Q?
can you flounce clock that poopants prick on /talk?
much love
xxxxxx
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:47, Reply)
can you flounce clock that poopants prick on /talk?
much love
xxxxxx
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:47, Reply)
only as long as you can be arsed.
oh man, the memories. this is how we met!
xxxxx
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:49, Reply)
oh man, the memories. this is how we met!
xxxxx
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:49, Reply)
i don't know
I'm torn between dressing fiercely to show how awesome I can look
Or just not bothering because he's not worth it
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:44, Reply)
I'm torn between dressing fiercely to show how awesome I can look
Or just not bothering because he's not worth it
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:44, Reply)
DEFINITELY dress to look all of teh awesome
there might be other hot guys there.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:48, Reply)
there might be other hot guys there.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:48, Reply)
I don't think you're allowed to use as a weapon
that which you instigated.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:58, Reply)
that which you instigated.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:58, Reply)
dude i can't help having a HAWT a$$
but i don't think that justifies him going at it like a horse eating apples through a wire fence
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 16:06, Reply)
but i don't think that justifies him going at it like a horse eating apples through a wire fence
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 16:06, Reply)
I'm not sure you'd be up for meeting
a latently homosexual cultist midget, anyway?
Edit: If you are, there's always Battered.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 16:06, Reply)
a latently homosexual cultist midget, anyway?
Edit: If you are, there's always Battered.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 16:06, Reply)
oh....
....... but i thought it WAS a fridays? maybe things have gone downhill since the 80's.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 16:06, Reply)
....... but i thought it WAS a fridays? maybe things have gone downhill since the 80's.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 16:06, Reply)
cover your face in shit and ask him if he wants to fuck your new ass
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:50, Reply)
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:50, Reply)
he used the ninja sword to chop his head off
and then sit on it, sexah teims!!!
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:58, Reply)
and then sit on it, sexah teims!!!
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:58, Reply)
I can't believe I actually fell for it.
The overpowering stench is very persuasive.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:59, Reply)
The overpowering stench is very persuasive.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:59, Reply)
shouldn't you be pounding the streets on the rory campaign?
not wasting time hanging around here.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:55, Reply)
not wasting time hanging around here.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:55, Reply)
Tonight I plan to smoke, drink and dance the hoochie coo
Tomorrow night, the same if I can get away with it.
Sunday, unavoidable boring shit with the inlaws.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:45, Reply)
Tomorrow night, the same if I can get away with it.
Sunday, unavoidable boring shit with the inlaws.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:45, Reply)
Yes, it is a good one
Perhaps I should start my own thread with it.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:52, Reply)
Perhaps I should start my own thread with it.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 15:52, Reply)
I can't suppress the voices any more stunned, my mind must be heard!
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 16:02, Reply)
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No, I mean it will stop you drowning.
Monty fell down 6 flights of stairs with two litres of whisky and didn't spill a drop. How is this possible?
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 16:21, Reply)
Monty fell down 6 flights of stairs with two litres of whisky and didn't spill a drop. How is this possible?
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 16:21, Reply)
Classic projection here. You're bored of life, bored of OT, bored of the Internet. You must DYAAKY
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 16:08, Reply)
A NEW COMEDY ACCOUNT WOOOOOO!
I hope its better than the last one
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 16:05, Reply)
I hope its better than the last one
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 16:05, Reply)
THE rapist?
you've got some stiff competition around here before you can claim that crown
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 16:10, Reply)
you've got some stiff competition around here before you can claim that crown
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 16:10, Reply)
whats your favourite dried fruit
name an animal that can't vomit
favourite colour?
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 16:11, Reply)
name an animal that can't vomit
favourite colour?
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 16:11, Reply)
you haven't asked one since you got here
what sort of shit therapist are you?
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 16:14, Reply)
what sort of shit therapist are you?
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 16:14, Reply)
4/7 and I pay almost no attention to the news so anyone who got less is a half-wit.
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No you don't.
your admiration for me, mixed with your jealousy is just overwhelming.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 16:02, Reply)
your admiration for me, mixed with your jealousy is just overwhelming.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 16:02, Reply)
sometimes i do genuinely think you two would make a good couple, you know
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 16:07, Reply)
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 16:07, Reply)
oh god, what have I done?!
You're just here for newbie tuesday to get fresh blood
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 16:26, Reply)
You're just here for newbie tuesday to get fresh blood
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 16:26, Reply)
3/7 and two of those were lucky guesses
I haven't watched an episode of the news for ages, I'm afraid I wont be able to catch up with the storylines if I start again
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 16:01, Reply)
I haven't watched an episode of the news for ages, I'm afraid I wont be able to catch up with the storylines if I start again
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 16:01, Reply)
It's been so long since I watched Neighbours that I don't even know those characters.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 16:03, Reply)
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i saw home and away the other day, i don't think it's changed in 15 years
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 16:06, Reply)
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dunno i only saw a few minutes and irene was still in it and some other faces i recognised
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 16:08, Reply)
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And the girl, Sal I think her name is, who used to be
a little cross eyed 10 year old now owns the caravan park and has taken on the mantle of Ailsa.
I didn't see Bouncer or Vinegar Tits.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 16:19, Reply)
a little cross eyed 10 year old now owns the caravan park and has taken on the mantle of Ailsa.
I didn't see Bouncer or Vinegar Tits.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 16:19, Reply)
Ahhhh, no. You are WRONG.
It was Prisoner Cell Block H.
He used to bring me roses,
I wish he would again.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 16:27, Reply)
It was Prisoner Cell Block H.
He used to bring me roses,
I wish he would again.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 16:27, Reply)
i heard it was quite surreal these days
there was even a role playing plot
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 16:23, Reply)
there was even a role playing plot
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 16:23, Reply)
Is Alf still in it?
What about the head teacher that married that Aussie bird out of Emmerdale.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 16:24, Reply)
What about the head teacher that married that Aussie bird out of Emmerdale.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 16:24, Reply)
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