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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So which functions withing office based software sound like songs?
I got "lock the taskbar" sounds like "Rock the Casbar" your turn!
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 13:46, 171 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I got "lock the taskbar" sounds like "Rock the Casbar" your turn!
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 13:46, 171 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I have been known to sing parts of 'Cha Cha Slide' under my breath when doing Left & Right commands in Excel
I'm thoroughly ashamed of this.
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I'm thoroughly ashamed of this.
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I don't care
I'm listening to a mixtape online and Touch Me, I'm Sick just came on. Such a great song.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 13:48, Reply)
I'm listening to a mixtape online and Touch Me, I'm Sick just came on. Such a great song.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 13:48, Reply)
Mudhoney!!
EDIT:
One To Another - Charlatans just arrived one my speakers
Nice
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 13:53, Reply)
EDIT:
One To Another - Charlatans just arrived one my speakers
Nice
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 13:53, Reply)
The Mudhoney/Sir Mixalot from Judgement Night soundtrack is class
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how come you guys get to listen to music at work?
i've never worked anywhere that allows it :(
the ex was forever sending me youtube links to various rave tracks; i never did like to admit that i couldn't view them at work, so ended up saying anodyne things like "mmm, great piano there".
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 13:56, Reply)
i've never worked anywhere that allows it :(
the ex was forever sending me youtube links to various rave tracks; i never did like to admit that i couldn't view them at work, so ended up saying anodyne things like "mmm, great piano there".
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 13:56, Reply)
I just shut my office door
and I can pretty much do what I want. Even that.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 13:59, Reply)
and I can pretty much do what I want. Even that.
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The factory here is allowed the radio on
However, as they only tend to have Radio 1 or Silk FM on, the music is almost entirely shite.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 14:00, Reply)
However, as they only tend to have Radio 1 or Silk FM on, the music is almost entirely shite.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 14:00, Reply)
JUST TWO HOURS TO GO, PEOPLE!!!
Say what you like about the influx of Romanian criminals to London, their hitmen are fucking cheap.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 14:09, Reply)
Say what you like about the influx of Romanian criminals to London, their hitmen are fucking cheap.
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We print loads of different types of cards, several million per year.
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I might have a day out in Macc.
I've only ever driven through it, what's there of interest?
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 14:11, Reply)
I've only ever driven through it, what's there of interest?
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 14:11, Reply)
I recall you saying how easy it was to get laid in Macc.
So there's hope for me yet.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 14:17, Reply)
So there's hope for me yet.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 14:17, Reply)
or 'this is amongst Marc Almond's finest, I agree'
or 'Wham! really were great weren't they?'
or 'wow, no wonder they called them Bronski BEAT, this one's really infectious (like your AIDS you gay cunt)'
or 'do they even have YMCAs any more?'
ETC ETC
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 14:02, Reply)
or 'Wham! really were great weren't they?'
or 'wow, no wonder they called them Bronski BEAT, this one's really infectious (like your AIDS you gay cunt)'
or 'do they even have YMCAs any more?'
ETC ETC
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 14:02, Reply)
I saw Soft Cell supporting The Vibrators.
Rather a strange pairing.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 14:16, Reply)
Rather a strange pairing.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 14:16, Reply)
I think the original support pulled out at the last minute.
And Soft Cell were available. This was just before Tainted Love.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 14:19, Reply)
And Soft Cell were available. This was just before Tainted Love.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 14:19, Reply)
My brother used to have the single of that.
It's their only memorable number if you ask me.
He went to see them at the Camden Palace or fucking 'Koko' or whatever they call it these days performing 'Superfuzz Bigmuff' in its entirety. The gig was over by about 8:30pm and everyone had to leave for a different night to start.
The same thing happened to me when I was a kid and went to see Swans at the Astoria. After the show the night turned into legendary Acid House night 'The Trip' which I saw some of but had to leave because I had school in the morning.
I'm so fucking cool, me.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 13:57, Reply)
It's their only memorable number if you ask me.
He went to see them at the Camden Palace or fucking 'Koko' or whatever they call it these days performing 'Superfuzz Bigmuff' in its entirety. The gig was over by about 8:30pm and everyone had to leave for a different night to start.
The same thing happened to me when I was a kid and went to see Swans at the Astoria. After the show the night turned into legendary Acid House night 'The Trip' which I saw some of but had to leave because I had school in the morning.
I'm so fucking cool, me.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 13:57, Reply)
They did struggle to top it
which is a shame as it was their first single, I think.
I missed the Superfuzz Bigmuff gig, but saw Dinosaur Jr performing You're Living All Over Me at the same venue.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 14:01, Reply)
which is a shame as it was their first single, I think.
I missed the Superfuzz Bigmuff gig, but saw Dinosaur Jr performing You're Living All Over Me at the same venue.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 14:01, Reply)
I've little time for them to be honest.
cf Sonic Youth, Birthday Party, My Bloody Valentine etc etc. Benders.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 14:03, Reply)
cf Sonic Youth, Birthday Party, My Bloody Valentine etc etc. Benders.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 14:03, Reply)
Paddington is the coolest of literary bears.
He'd kick Sweep's arse.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 14:22, Reply)
He'd kick Sweep's arse.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 14:22, Reply)
I'm with you on this - not all of us here would agree, though.
Kroney, for example is more of a Pooh fan.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 14:25, Reply)
Kroney, for example is more of a Pooh fan.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 14:25, Reply)
I did some cross dressing this morning.
It consisted of stomping around grumbling "who's nicked all me fucking socks?"
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 14:47, Reply)
It consisted of stomping around grumbling "who's nicked all me fucking socks?"
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 14:47, Reply)
This was made as a joke thread but so far it's the best thread this week by far.
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give it time
naked ape and battered are bound to ruin it before it gets to 50 posts
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 13:52, Reply)
naked ape and battered are bound to ruin it before it gets to 50 posts
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 13:52, Reply)
WordArt, everybody say
when you hear the call you gotta get it on on your way, WordArt
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 14:03, Reply)
when you hear the call you gotta get it on on your way, WordArt
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i thought of this one too, Send is also a function, you're good at this
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I'm a fucken computer whizz-kid, Q.
I'm one of those 'hacktivists'.
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I'm one of those 'hacktivists'.
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I call them 'Lazy-o-Eye'
because I'm, you know, really funny and that?
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 14:17, Reply)
because I'm, you know, really funny and that?
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 14:17, Reply)
When 900 years old you reach
look like an abandoned Hawkwind roadie you will not.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 14:19, Reply)
look like an abandoned Hawkwind roadie you will not.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 14:19, Reply)
She wore a teeny weeny yellow polka dot matrix bikini.
Stairway to Windows 7.
You're so Sage (you probably think this software's about you).
Itunes shot the sheriff.
The Powerpoint of love.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 14:17, Reply)
Stairway to Windows 7.
You're so Sage (you probably think this software's about you).
Itunes shot the sheriff.
The Powerpoint of love.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 14:17, Reply)
"Help"...
It looks like you're trying to sing a song, would you like help with that?
o- Yes
o- No, just fuck off!
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 14:27, Reply)
It looks like you're trying to sing a song, would you like help with that?
o- Yes
o- No, just fuck off!
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 14:27, Reply)
Oh man, I really want to join in with this
but I can't think of any puns. And I'm stuck with my own stupid earworm that I haven't been able to shake since I woke up.
At the moment, I can offer you Christina Aguilera 'QWERRRTY' but that's it.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 14:28, Reply)
but I can't think of any puns. And I'm stuck with my own stupid earworm that I haven't been able to shake since I woke up.
At the moment, I can offer you Christina Aguilera 'QWERRRTY' but that's it.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 14:28, Reply)
i am always lying online but i actually thought it was pretty good too
but i'm not clicking it on principle, and in this instance i'm not lying
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 14:35, Reply)
but i'm not clicking it on principle, and in this instance i'm not lying
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 14:35, Reply)
It may surprise you to learn
that I don't give a flying fuck whether anyone clicks one of my posts. I don't ever look at the popular page.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 14:39, Reply)
that I don't give a flying fuck whether anyone clicks one of my posts. I don't ever look at the popular page.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 14:39, Reply)
Where did you come from
Where did you go?
Where did you come from
COTTON iPHONE!
\o/
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 14:29, Reply)
Where did you go?
Where did you come from
COTTON iPHONE!
\o/
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 14:29, Reply)
The start of 'How To Save A Life', by The Fray
"F1, you say we need to talk"
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"F1, you say we need to talk"
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 14:29, Reply)
it's already been done, but
F2-2-2-2, come on and do the conga
tot mutte
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 14:31, Reply)
F2-2-2-2, come on and do the conga
tot mutte
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 14:31, Reply)
Bring your daughter, Bring your daughter
bring your daughter to the Alt Gr
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 14:36, Reply)
bring your daughter to the Alt Gr
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 14:36, Reply)
New one please
See if you can avoid it being:
a) bent
b) spasticated
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 15:02, Reply)
See if you can avoid it being:
a) bent
b) spasticated
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 15:02, Reply)
there were highlights, mmps
sure most people here couldn't do it but we had some good times
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 15:10, Reply)
sure most people here couldn't do it but we had some good times
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 15:10, Reply)
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