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	 So which functions withing office based software sound like songs?
	So which functions withing office based software sound like songs?
 	I got "lock the taskbar" sounds like "Rock the Casbar" your turn!
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PsychoChomp, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:46,
	
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	 Microsoft binder.
	Microsoft binder.
 	Theme from Minder.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 16 May 2012, 13:47,
	
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	 Microsoft Binder?
	Microsoft Binder?
 	Hellooooo 1996
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:57,
	
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	 I have been known to sing parts of 'Cha Cha Slide' under my breath when doing Left & Right commands in Excel
	I have been known to sing parts of 'Cha Cha Slide' under my breath when doing Left & Right commands in Excel
 	I'm thoroughly ashamed of this.
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:48,
	
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	 I don't care
	I don't care
 	I'm listening to a mixtape online and Touch Me, I'm Sick just came on. Such a great song.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:48,
	
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	 Mudhoney!!
	Mudhoney!!
 	 EDIT:
One To Another - Charlatans just arrived one my speakers
Nice
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:53,
	
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	 I know!!!
	I know!!!
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:54,
	
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	 The Mudhoney/Sir Mixalot from Judgement Night soundtrack is class
	The Mudhoney/Sir Mixalot from Judgement Night soundtrack is class
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:56,
	
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	 That's a surprisingly good soundtrack actually.
	That's a surprisingly good soundtrack actually.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:05,
	
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	 One of my favourite listens, that one
	One of my favourite listens, that one
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:07,
	
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	 how come you guys get to listen to music at work?
	how come you guys get to listen to music at work?
 	i've never worked anywhere that allows it :(
the ex was forever sending me youtube links to various rave tracks; i never did like to admit that i couldn't view them at work, so ended up saying anodyne things like "mmm, great piano there".
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:56,
	
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	 Working from home FTW
	Working from home FTW
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:57,
	
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	 Are you posting naked again, sporto?
	Are you posting naked again, sporto?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:01,
	
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	 NO
 	yes
	NO
 	yes
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:07,
	
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	 I just shut my office door
	I just shut my office door
 	and I can pretty much do what I want. Even that.
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:59,
	
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	 You're on here naked again, aren't you?
	You're on here naked again, aren't you?
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:01,
	
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	 JINX!!!
	JINX!!!
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:01,
	
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	 Bastard.
	Bastard.
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:01,
	
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	 *Gives AA a dead arm*
	*Gives AA a dead arm*
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:03,
	
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	 Why have you got his mum's arm?
	Why have you got his mum's arm?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:05,
	
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	 I use it for wanking
	I use it for wanking
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:07,
	
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	 you'll go blind if you keep that up
	you'll go blind if you keep that up
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:07,
	
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	 The factory here is allowed the radio on
	The factory here is allowed the radio on
 	However, as they only tend to have Radio 1 or Silk FM on, the music is almost entirely shite.
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:00,
	
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	 you have a entire factory to print secruity cards?
	you have a entire factory to print secruity cards?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:02,
	
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	 Are you Rapanese?
	Are you Rapanese?
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:02,
	
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	 Best of all the Eastern hip hop
	Best of all the Eastern hip hop
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:04,
	
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	 Are you posting again, Naked?
	Are you posting again, Naked?
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:05,
	
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	 Hahaha
	Hahaha
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:06,
	
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	 yes, despite all the h8ers
	yes, despite all the h8ers
 	i vow to carry on to the death
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:06,
	
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	 fingers crossed
	fingers crossed
 	
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:07,
	
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	 JUST TWO HOURS TO GO, PEOPLE!!!
	JUST TWO HOURS TO GO, PEOPLE!!!
 	Say what you like about the influx of Romanian criminals to London, their hitmen are fucking cheap.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:09,
	
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	 We print loads of different types of cards, several million per year.
	We print loads of different types of cards, several million per year.
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:09,
	
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	 Is Silk FM the jazz one?
	Is Silk FM the jazz one?
 	
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 16 May 2012, 14:02,
	
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	 no, it's macclesfield's local cheesefest
	no, it's macclesfield's local cheesefest
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:05,
	
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	 +utter shite
	+utter shite
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:09,
	
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	 I might have a day out in Macc.
	I might have a day out in Macc.
 	I've only ever driven through it, what's there of interest?
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 16 May 2012, 14:11,
	
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	 Nothing.
	Nothing.
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:11,
	
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	 Apart from your good self.
	Apart from your good self.
 	
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 16 May 2012, 14:12,
	
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	 This is true
	This is true
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:15,
	
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	 I recall you saying how easy it was to get laid in Macc.
	I recall you saying how easy it was to get laid in Macc.
 	 So there's hope for me yet.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 16 May 2012, 14:17,
	
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	 It's the in-house radio station at the Old Bailey LOLOLOLOLOL
	It's the in-house radio station at the Old Bailey LOLOLOLOLOL
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:06,
	
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	 or 'this is amongst Marc Almond's finest, I agree'
	or 'this is amongst Marc Almond's finest, I agree'
 	or 'Wham! really were great weren't they?' 
or 'wow, no wonder they called them Bronski BEAT, this one's really infectious (like your AIDS you gay cunt)'
or 'do they even have YMCAs any more?'
ETC ETC
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:02,
	
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	 haha
	haha
 	aye sir, thou hath a pretty wit
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:05,
	
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	 I saw Soft Cell supporting The Vibrators.
	I saw Soft Cell supporting The Vibrators.
 	Rather a strange pairing.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 16 May 2012, 14:16,
	
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	 I bet you did, you fucking pervert
	I bet you did, you fucking pervert
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:18,
	
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	 I think the original support pulled out at the last minute.
	I think the original support pulled out at the last minute.
 	And Soft Cell were available. This was just before Tainted Love.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 16 May 2012, 14:19,
	
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	 Coitus interruptus lolz
	Coitus interruptus lolz
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:22,
	
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	 My brother used to have the single of that.
	My brother used to have the single of that.
 	It's their only memorable number if you ask me.
He went to see them at the Camden Palace or fucking 'Koko' or whatever they call it these days performing 'Superfuzz Bigmuff' in its entirety. The gig was over by about 8:30pm and everyone had to leave for a different night to start.
The same thing happened to me when I was a kid and went to see Swans at the Astoria. After the show the night turned into legendary Acid House night 'The Trip' which I saw some of but had to leave because I had school in the morning.
I'm so fucking cool, me.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:57,
	
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	 They did struggle to top it
	They did struggle to top it
 	which is a shame as it was their first single, I think.
I missed the Superfuzz Bigmuff gig, but saw Dinosaur Jr performing You're Living All Over Me at the same venue.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:01,
	
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	 I've little time for them to be honest.
	I've little time for them to be honest.
 	cf Sonic Youth, Birthday Party, My Bloody Valentine etc etc. Benders.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:03,
	
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	 Well you can't be right about music all the time, Monty.
	Well you can't be right about music all the time, Monty.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:05,
	
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	 ....says Andy Kershaw and the fucking Bundhu Boys.
	....says Andy Kershaw and the fucking Bundhu Boys.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:06,
	
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	 *leaves Isle of Man*
	*leaves Isle of Man*
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:09,
	
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 	all the time
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:08,
	
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	 Paddington gave the man one of his especially hard stares.
	Paddington gave the man one of his especially hard stares.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:10,
	
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	 Paddington is the coolest of literary bears.
	Paddington is the coolest of literary bears.
 	He'd kick Sweep's arse.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 16 May 2012, 14:22,
	
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	 I'm with you on this - not all of us here would agree, though.
	I'm with you on this - not all of us here would agree, though.
 	Kroney, for example is more of a Pooh fan.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:25,
	
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	 Isn't Sweep a dog?
	Isn't Sweep a dog?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:31,
	
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	 Yes.
	Yes.
 	And of the TV persuasion, rather than literature.
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 May 2012, 14:39,
	
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	 He cross-dresses??
	He cross-dresses??
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:41,
	
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	 Sooty sorry.
	Sooty sorry.
 	And Soo is a bear too.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 16 May 2012, 14:42,
	
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	 I did some cross dressing this morning.
	I did some cross dressing this morning.
 	It consisted of stomping around grumbling "who's nicked all me fucking socks?"
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 May 2012, 14:47,
	
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	 You have special socks for sex?
	You have special socks for sex?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:56,
	
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	 i just can't, i just can't, i just can't ctrl+alt+delete
	i just can't, i just can't, i just can't ctrl+alt+delete
 	
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:49,
	
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	 This was made as a joke thread but so far it's the best thread this week by far.
	This was made as a joke thread but so far it's the best thread this week by far.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:51,
	
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	 give it time
	give it time
 	naked ape and battered are bound to ruin it before it gets to 50 posts
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:52,
	
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	 And so the cycle continues.
	And so the cycle continues.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:55,
	
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	 You've got the formulas, i've got the remedy
	You've got the formulas, i've got the remedy
 	
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:57,
	
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	 :(((((((((
	:(((((((((
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:59,
	
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	 You need to lose some of those chins fatty.
	You need to lose some of those chins fatty.
 	
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 Bartleby A dead man on vacation
 Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:02,
	
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	 I am as lithe and svelte as a gazelle
	I am as lithe and svelte as a gazelle
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:05,
	
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	 and I'm loooooooooooooooooooooooosing CTRL
	and I'm loooooooooooooooooooooooosing CTRL
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:56,
	
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	 Comfortably Num Lock
	Comfortably Num Lock
 	
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PsychoChomp, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:58,
	
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	 Word
	Word
 	to your mother
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:59,
	
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	 I Got The Powerpoint
	I Got The Powerpoint
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:01,
	
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	 WordArt, everybody say
	WordArt, everybody say
 	when you hear the call you gotta get it on on your way, WordArt
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:03,
	
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	 Like
	Like
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:11,
	
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	 Justify my love
	Justify my love
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:01,
	
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	 you were the wind beneath my wingdings
	you were the wind beneath my wingdings
 	
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:06,
	
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	 The times new romans are a changing.
	The times new romans are a changing.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:07,
	
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	 genuine dining room lols
	genuine dining room lols
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:08,
	
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	 A B C, easy as Lotus 1 2 3
	A B C, easy as Lotus 1 2 3
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:09,
	
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	 Do you come from a LAN down under?
	Do you come from a LAN down under?
 	
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:09,
	
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	 hahahaha!
	hahahaha!
 	I like this one
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:11,
	
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	 Me too...
	Me too...
 	clearly got their kicks on router 66
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:14,
	
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	 haha!
	haha!
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:16,
	
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	 Always Outlook On The Bright Side Of Life
	Always Outlook On The Bright Side Of Life
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:10,
	
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	 'return' to sender ahahahahafuck off.
	'return' to sender ahahahahafuck off.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:12,
	
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	 i thought of this one too, Send is also a function, you're good at this
	i thought of this one too, Send is also a function, you're good at this
 	
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:13,
	
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	 I'm a fucken computer whizz-kid, Q.
	I'm a fucken computer whizz-kid, Q.
 	I'm one of those 'hacktivists'.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:14,
	
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	 <ENTER> Sandman
	<ENTER> Sandman
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:13,
	
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	 whoa-oh, we're halfway there, whoa-oh, add another layer
	whoa-oh, we're halfway there, whoa-oh, add another layer
 	
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:12,
	
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	 She's Lost Control Panel
	She's Lost Control Panel
 	
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:13,
	
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	 Start - Run - control
	Start - Run - control
 	That'll sort that
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:15,
	
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	 Errrr
	Errrr
 	'OK (my) Computer'?
This is shit.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:14,
	
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	 You're just shit at it.
	You're just shit at it.
 	some of these are gems.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:15,
	
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	 You aren't wrong there
	You aren't wrong there
 	Bong eye is very over-rated
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:15,
	
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	 I call them 'Lazy-o-Eye'
	I call them 'Lazy-o-Eye'
 	because I'm, you know, really funny and that?
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:17,
	
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	 Who told you this?
	Who told you this?
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:17,
	
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	 I heard myself calling them that, so know I do, for sure.
	I heard myself calling them that, so know I do, for sure.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:18,
	
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	 Thanks Yoda
	Thanks Yoda
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:19,
	
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	 When 900 years old you reach
	When 900 years old you reach
 	look like an abandoned Hawkwind roadie you will not.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:19,
	
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	 SQL Of Life
	SQL Of Life
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:15,
	
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	 Stand and DELLiver
	Stand and DELLiver
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:16,
	
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	 You've got to search for the Nero inside yourself
	You've got to search for the Nero inside yourself
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:17,
	
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	 SQL Dorado come and play, SQL Dorado step this way
	SQL Dorado come and play, SQL Dorado step this way
 	
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PsychoChomp, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:21,
	
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	 I pronounce it SQueaL
	I pronounce it SQueaL
 	just to be annoying.
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:24,
	
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	 She wore a teeny weeny yellow polka dot matrix bikini.
	She wore a teeny weeny yellow polka dot matrix bikini. 
 	Stairway to Windows 7.
You're so Sage (you probably think this software's about you).
Itunes shot the sheriff.
The Powerpoint of love.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:17,
	
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	 see?
	see?
 	ruined it
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:19,
	
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	 ha ha
	ha ha
 	
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PsychoChomp, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:28,
	
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	 UNDO do doo, c'mon and do the congazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
	UNDO do doo, c'mon and do the congazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:17,
	
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	 *sings*
	*sings*
 	Adobe-do-be-doooo
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:18,
	
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	 Domain That Sold the World
	Domain That Sold the World
 	One for Monty, there.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:19,
	
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	 'delete' your account and kill yourself.
	'delete' your account and kill yourself.
 	One for you, there.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:20,
	
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	 He could listen to pearl jam  Backspace-r
	He could listen to pearl jam  Backspace-r
 	while he does it
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:21,
	
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	 *points*
	*points*
 	
	(
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:23,
	
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	 ouch
	ouch
 	
	(
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:21,
	
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	 Java java java java java chameleooonnnn
	Java java java java java chameleooonnnn
 	
	(
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:19,
	
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	 Ethergood, ethergood ahhhh ahhhh
	Ethergood, ethergood ahhhh ahhhh
 	He's ethernet-good
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:20,
	
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	 Our survey said
	Our survey said
 	X
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:21,
	
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	 fuck your survey right in the ear you Bolton bender
	fuck your survey right in the ear you Bolton bender
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:21,
	
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	 Fuck me
	Fuck me
 	it doesn't fit, it doesn't scan, it's perfect.
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:21,
	
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	 You're my new favourite
	You're my new favourite
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:22,
	
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	 That last line's a car crash.
	That last line's a car crash.
 	
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:25,
	
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	 V.I.S.I.O
	V.I.S.I.O
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:23,
	
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	 hahaha!
	hahaha!
 	Class
	(
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:23,
	
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	 OneNote, we get to share it
	OneNote, we get to share it
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:23,
	
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	 band name
	band name
 	the Trim Zones, Review
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:23,
	
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	 "Help"...
	"Help"...
 	It looks like you're trying to sing a song, would you like help with that?
o- Yes
o-  No, just fuck off!
	(
localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:27,
	
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	 1love92.1blood68.0.1life we gotta carry each other
	1love92.1blood68.0.1life we gotta carry each other
 	
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:26,
	
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	 Oh man, I really want to join in with this
	Oh man, I really want to join in with this
 	but I can't think of any puns. And I'm stuck with my own stupid earworm that I haven't been able to shake since I woke up.
At the moment, I can offer you Christina Aguilera 'QWERRRTY' but that's it.
	(
 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 May 2012, 14:28,
	
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	 That's pretty good.
	That's pretty good.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:28,
	
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	 When you say good
	When you say good
 	do you mean fucking shit?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:30,
	
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	 I should imagine so.
	I should imagine so.
 	I really am a fearful bore.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 May 2012, 14:33,
	
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	 I'm not scared of you.
	I'm not scared of you.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:34,
	
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	 Nope, I thought it was pretty good,
	Nope, I thought it was pretty good, 
 	I'm not always lying online.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:34,
	
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	 i am always lying online but i actually thought it was pretty good too
	i am always lying online but i actually thought it was pretty good too
 	but i'm not clicking it on principle, and in this instance i'm not lying
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:35,
	
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	 It may surprise you to learn
	It may surprise you to learn
 	that I don't give a flying fuck whether anyone clicks one of my posts. I don't ever look at the popular page.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 May 2012, 14:39,
	
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	 calm it, graverobber
	calm it, graverobber
 	i was taking the piss
	(
Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:40,
	
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	 Clicken dis
	Clicken dis
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:40,
	
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	 i like this
	i like this
 	b3th on the other hand can shove it
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:29,
	
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	 Where did you come from
	Where did you come from
 	Where did you go?
Where did you come from
COTTON iPHONE!
\o/
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:29,
	
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	 DYAAKY
	DYAAKY
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:31,
	
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	 The FINAL (=COUNT)DOOOOOWN
	The FINAL (=COUNT)DOOOOOWN
 	doodle doodoooo
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:32,
	
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	 I'm the the firestarter, I'm the instigator, calculator.
	I'm the the firestarter, I'm the instigator, calculator.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:35,
	
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	 TBASE in the place, London
	TBASE in the place, London
 	
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:37,
	
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	 It's Raining Menu
	It's Raining Menu
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:43,
	
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	 The start of 'How To Save A Life', by The Fray
	The start of 'How To Save A Life', by The Fray
 	"F1, you say we need to talk"
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:29,
	
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	 emo
	emo
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:30,
	
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	 Homo
	Homo
 	
	(
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:30,
	
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	 lets call the whole thing off
	lets call the whole thing off
 	
	(
 Reginald Donkeyfuck
 Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:13,
	
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	 it's already been done, but
	it's already been done, but 
 	F2-2-2-2, come on and do the conga
tot mutte
	(
Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:31,
	
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	 End of the Road
	End of the Road
 	
	(
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:30,
	
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	 Our Mouse
	Our Mouse
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:35,
	
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	 Bring your daughter, Bring your daughter
	Bring your daughter, Bring your daughter
 	bring your daughter to the Alt Gr
	(
Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:36,
	
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	 same band
	same band
 	afRAID of the dark
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:38,
	
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	 hahaha!
	hahaha!
 	Menkle!
	(
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:52,
	
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	 I've got the keyboard, I've got the secret.
	I've got the keyboard, I've got the secret.
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:36,
	
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	 (scrapes bin)
	(scrapes bin)
 	Wherever I Lay My MouseMat, That's My Home
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:37,
	
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	 Never Mind The Scroll Locks
	Never Mind The Scroll Locks
 	
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 scarpe We Stole Bikes
 scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:54,
	
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	 worst thread ever
	worst thread ever
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:59,
	
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	 totally
	totally
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:01,
	
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	 New one please
	New one please
 	See if you can avoid it being:
a) bent
b) spasticated
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:02,
	
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	 You're the worst thread ever!
	You're the worst thread ever!
 	
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PsychoChomp, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:04,
	
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	 i'd say it's one of the best
	i'd say it's one of the best
 	til b3th ruined it
	(
Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:06,
	
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	 fucking hell, this isn't a pun thread!
	fucking hell, this isn't a pun thread!
 	you people make me sick.
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 mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie
 mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:09,
	
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	 there were highlights, mmps
	there were highlights, mmps
 	sure most people here couldn't do it but we had some good times
	(
Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:10,
	
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	 it turns my stomach Q, it really does.
	it turns my stomach Q, it really does.
 	
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 mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie
 mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:11,
	
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	 you just can't stop stop stop dr-lete
	you just can't stop stop stop dr-lete
 	
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:14,
	
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	 what's love got to dos with it.
	what's love got to dos with it.
 	
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 mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie
 mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:24,
	
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	 anyone do Return of the Mac yet?
	anyone do Return of the Mac yet?
 	
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:11,
	
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	 nope, not yet.
	nope, not yet.
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:27,
	
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