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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Fucking hell
Come on people!!

What are you most looking forward to/dreading about this summer?

Alt:
Beer/wine/spirits?

Special Alt (not Malt) for scarpe:
Milk/pop/juice?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:17, 163 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I am sitting corrected this afternoon too
Apparently Genghis is pronounced Jengis
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:20, Reply)
Not quite - more like Chingis ACKSHERLLY.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:36, Reply)
Just listening to a documentary on BBC iPlayer

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:36, Reply)

No more exams, living in Clifton for a few weeks, getting a new kite.

Alt:Spirits or Cider.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:20, Reply)
What spirits?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:21, Reply)

Marley and Marley, Casper, and Jade Goody.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:22, Reply)
1/3 friendly

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:23, Reply)

Real answer; Gin, Rum, Sambuca.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:24, Reply)
I bought some Kahlua ages ago
That was fucking nom
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:25, Reply)

I am a bit particular with spirits, I have to have them as cold as possible and Sambuca is the only one I'll drink neat.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:26, Reply)
Sloe gin, Baileys and Kahlua

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:31, Reply)
Holiday somewhere at some point.
beer, then wine spirits are overrated.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:22, Reply)
I do like a gin
Where on holiday?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:22, Reply)
I'd like to go to egypt but the flights are a bit too much,
hotels are extra cheap though.
Currently looking at Malta/turkey.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:23, Reply)
Turkey isn't cheap
It is more gobble
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:26, Reply)

How old are you today then Chompy?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:23, Reply)
I'd guess at 32

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:23, Reply)
29

(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:23, Reply)

I am 364 days older than you then. And 364 stone heavier.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:24, Reply)
Considering I've never seen you that wasn't a bad guess

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:25, Reply)
Red Wine at home
Ale in the pub
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:24, Reply)
How long does your homebrew wine need to sit in the bottle?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:24, Reply)
Depends
Some of them sit in the Demijohn for 6 months then the bottle for another 6, others you can bottle after 2 months and drink after 3
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:27, Reply)
Plus my homebrew stuff is more like a mead or sherry most of the time
Due to the strain of yeast I use couples with good nutrients and lots of sugar it comes out at about 19%
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:28, Reply)
Cool, I don't really have anywhere to store stuff for that long.
But i do want to give it a go at some point.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:41, Reply)
I've put a very tall rack in the shed, Doesn't take up too much space and holds 72 bottles
It's the right temperature out there
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:47, Reply)
the weather

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:25, Reply)
rain

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:26, Reply)
Always with the sads Rory
Cheer up, it might never happen
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:29, Reply)
Rains brilliant, I don't have to go watering loads of shit then

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:32, Reply)
Are you hosepipe banned?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:33, Reply)
Manchester ent, Londres still is
I break the fuckin law anyway man
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:34, Reply)
Don't want droopy geraniums do I

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:35, Reply)
I would not not
*drops monocle*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:36, Reply)
A man of your means should perhaps consider investing in an irrigation system Rory.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 24 May 2012, 14:48, Reply)
Or slaves

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:49, Reply)
Just cos Rory is Irish don't make him a Pikey

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 24 May 2012, 14:52, Reply)
He moves around a lot
I BET he has a caravan and a horse he leaves on the side of the M42
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:54, Reply)

horse group of vulnerable people
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 24 May 2012, 14:59, Reply)
I've just bought one of those.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:55, Reply)
Any good? How much did it cost you?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 24 May 2012, 14:58, Reply)
About 70 quid. The basic package was about £50 but I needed some extra pipe and dripping things (like Monty's penis)
I've not installed it yet but my in-lawas have something similar and they are quite happy with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:00, Reply)
That's not bad.
I've been giving it some consideration. Must be the unseasonly nice weather.
It'll probably be pissing down next week anyway.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 24 May 2012, 15:03, Reply)
Last year the stuff I tried to grow all died because I didn't water it regularly enough
so this year I decided not to take the risk.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:05, Reply)
What did you grow?
I've got hanging baskets front and back, and a couple of raised beds round the back with carrots, lettuce, spring onions, etc.

Tried growing cabbages and strawberries but some wee fucker was eating them after dark.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 24 May 2012, 15:11, Reply)
Was it Al?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:13, Reply)
I was thinking more like snails after my cabbages and mice after my strawbs
but now I'm not so sure...
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 24 May 2012, 15:14, Reply)
Beetroot, courgetttes, tomatoes, loganberries and rhubarb.
This year is more beetroot and courgettes, some kale and some beans. And the loganberries and rhubarb
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:18, Reply)
THAT'S what we can all dread
more vegetable talk. at least vippers is no longer of this parish, to join in!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:20, Reply)
You really wish your dad had bought you a flat with a garden so that you could grow some strawberries.
But sadly, you're stuck in your concrete wasteland, whereas we will be enjoying a nice cold beer in our respective gardens tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:22, Reply)
i hate strawberries, the seeds get in the way
i have two nice balconies on a shady street and i am about 4 mins walk from holland park, or a 15 min walk from hyde park. so i'm not complaining, ta.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:25, Reply)
4 minutes is still a long way comapred with 0 minutes.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:29, Reply)
i'd prefer holland park to a couple of fenced-in square feet overlooked by everyone else, which is all you get in london
when i want a real garden, i'll go up to cheshire and lie around my dad's. and if i ever want one for good, i'll sell the flat and buy something else. but i would want assurances as to the hotness of the gardener before committing myself to a move like that.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:33, Reply)
I got my chard seeds the other day.
I'm going to build a self-irrigating container for them.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:59, Reply)
Are you based in both places?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:35, Reply)
Yer, how cool am I
chuck in a few other places an all
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:37, Reply)
Too cool for school

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:44, Reply)
You should stop off in MK on your journeys back and forth
I'll show you the top rated chain pubs we have.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:04, Reply)
Bloodstock, this BBQ, the nice weather, etc
Alt: All 3 please.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:26, Reply)
Today is fucking glorious outside

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:32, Reply)
Donington. My summer BBQ. Going to York.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:29, Reply)
Also, seeing Slayer on friday.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:30, Reply)
My brother's going to that.
Alexandra Palace, correct?

I saw a video of them live once, it was most impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:35, Reply)
They are awesome live.
Especially now that Jeff Heineken is back on the guitar. He caught necrotising facisiitis from a spider bite.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:35, Reply)
:( missin it

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:36, Reply)
Me too.
I'm also looking forward to seeing Sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:38, Reply)
I am in the process of arranging a York visit
Who was it booked there next to the Minster last week?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:30, Reply)
York is breathtakingly beautiful and ace.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:10, Reply)
I'm looking forward to having some holidays
specifically - not being at work and being able to swim in the sea every day.
Also, after several years of being a miserable cunt and not doing anything to celebrate my birthday, I am planning on having a party this August.

I am, however, dreading the travelling to and from holidays with two children. And also Mrs Dupinblue, who is a nightmare to get anywhere and does not believe in travelling light.

Alt: Always beer.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:37, Reply)
Are you gonna be ridin tight with Al at Alley Pally ?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:38, Reply)
Damn straight Rory
Ally Pally bash.
Just a pity you can't make it :'(
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:39, Reply)
I cudda have had everyone round for tea and crumpets :(
Don't fall victim to the curse of Al & facebook. There's been enough tears shed already
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:40, Reply)
He's far too rude on the internet to be allowed to appear on my facebook.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:42, Reply)
I would write things on your wall like "Tangles is a empowered poledancer"

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:43, Reply)
THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE INTERNET BEHAVIOUR!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:44, Reply)
I feel like I've answered this quite a lot already, but Edinburgh Festival.
Alt: You insensitive cunt...
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:41, Reply)
Alt:
See EDIT
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:43, Reply)
I just tried orange juice and Martini because I couldn't find any other mixer.
It's bare nice. On my third glass.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:46, Reply)
Which Martini?
Mrs Cow drinks the horrible reddish one
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:47, Reply)
Dunno, it's extra dry though.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:58, Reply)
meh, it is booze

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:07, Reply)
i had sushi for lunch and the rice has made me sleepy
either that or last night's hangover.

the tube in the summer is fucking rank. why can't some people WASH? everything else will be nice.

alt: voddie every time.

alt alt: all of them.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:56, Reply)
Not a fan of vodka
Some of the flavoured stuff is OK though
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:58, Reply)
Just walk or Boris bike it everywhere in the summer.
I get off at London Bridge or Charing Cross and walk/bike to wherever I need to go. Shades on, earphones in and a big smile slapped across my chops.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:59, Reply)
ah but darling
you're not going to work in a stupid pencil-skirted lawyer suit (ie black, navy or charcoal) with high heels. i guess i could organise a complex system of jeans and leggings and suits, but....
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:20, Reply)
Get a wardrobe fitted in your office

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:23, Reply)
it just requires a degree of co-ordination with bringing in shirts and the right kind of stockings and shoes
that just ain't happening.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:26, Reply)
Hire someone to do it for you

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:30, Reply)
good plan
you want a job?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:38, Reply)
You're hiring sweaty palmed internet shutins to put your stockings on?
I imagine they'd pay you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:14, Reply)
Could you not organise a complex system of cycling to work in gymwear
and showering/changing once you're there?
(berk, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:26, Reply)
it's getting the clean clothes to work
and the dirty clothes home again, it foxes me. i'd rather just go to the gym at the end of my road and then shower in the peace of my own pretty and private bathroom.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:27, Reply)
This has always perplexed me too.
I'd cycle to work if the clothes bit was easy and not a massive fucking hassle. And if I had work to go to.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:31, Reply)
i wouldn't cycle
but i'd walk it. i walk home about 3 nights a week when the weather is nice enough, it's a nice 90 min stroll through the various parks.

and the horrific strand, but you can't have everything :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:35, Reply)
Erm.
rucksack?
(berk, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:41, Reply)
As if I'm gonna put my suit in a rucksack.
Or wear a rucksack.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:46, Reply)
I suppose if you have to go to work in a suit, yeah
I don't. And I also don't give a rats arse about wearing a rucksack, either.
(berk, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:49, Reply)
looking forward to holidays and larp events
dreading sunburn and the malaise that always sets in during holidays

alt: I have flavoured fizzy water because I'm that cool
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:59, Reply)
Sunburn is for the weak minded.
And northerners.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:05, Reply)
haha!
My mate has just returned to work with a VERY pink bald head
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:06, Reply)
I get stick off my mates for looking forrin.
But WHO'S LAUGHING NOW EH? My olive complexion means I just go browner instead of red.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:12, Reply)
This seems to work for me too
I can only assume of of Mum's punters was a pizzawog
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:12, Reply)
We've earned this after generations of discrimination.
Not that my granddad experienced any, he was just Spanish. But we can pretend.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:15, Reply)
I seem to go red, then brown one day later
This is a good thing
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:17, Reply)
yeah?
well some of us could do with a bit of melanine
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:20, Reply)
B&Q sell it

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:21, Reply)
You work with Al?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 May 2012, 15:20, Reply)
That took FAR too long

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:23, Reply)
exactly

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:07, Reply)
Cavy is both of these things
and a bit Welsh too.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:07, Reply)
I'm not welsh

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:20, Reply)
Just a bit.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:22, Reply)
I will go straight to Alt
and recommend a choice for each

Fursty Ferret (beer) Old Pulteney (Spirit) Gran Familia Las Primas Tempranillo to finish...

the second alt can GTF
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:01, Reply)
Has this thread ended already?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:03, Reply)
Yes.
It's your fault
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:08, Reply)
*shakes head*
What a cunt, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:09, Reply)
Sorry everyone
Soz.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:09, Reply)
I should think so too

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:09, Reply)
I'll hand myself in to the mods

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:11, Reply)
Needs MOAR noncing first

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:12, Reply)
Can someone please give a sumation of the noncing meme regarding scaryduck?

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:19, Reply)
I would also like this please

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:20, Reply)
Rory called scaryduck a nonce and an alcoholic
scaryduck edited his post.
Battered/baldmonkey among others decided that rory got too much attention by getting mod edited and then spent the last two weeks saying pretty much what rory said all over the boards of b3ta, hoping it would make them look cool and popular.
IT TOTALLY WORKED
(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:23, Reply)
There seemed to be an actual story though
Rather than just calling someone
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:24, Reply)
I can guess at the story being something along the lines of scaryduck getting drunk a couple of times
plus maybe dating someone a year younger than him when he was 17.
It's all bollocks, it always is.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:26, Reply)
This is what I thought it might be

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:29, Reply)
Rory is quite good at what he does
He appreciates that the internet cannot see smoke without believing there to be fire.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:26, Reply)
he's actually very good at advice when you tell him something real though
sorry to piss on his internet chips, but i think secretly he's quite nice. he just hides it REALLY well.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:28, Reply)
Hang on a minute here
You have had such a go at me for being mean on the internet whilst totally discounting the opinion of people who you know who say I'm nice.

So why on earth should we believe what you just said?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:31, Reply)
nobody in real life has ever said you are nice. they just post it on here, but it's a whole different story in the pub
but you don't have to believe me. it's the INTERNET. believe whatever makes you happy!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:34, Reply)
I heard he was an alcoholic paedo.
and a predatory homosexualist.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 May 2012, 15:35, Reply)
no no
that was YOU
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:37, Reply)
Internet bullying!
*gazzes mods*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 May 2012, 15:38, Reply)
I heard he grows vegetables
and can't run marathons.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:39, Reply)
I heard he took the internet VERY SERIOUSLY INDEED.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:40, Reply)
Giving applebite cider does not make a peado.
And anyone with a pulse would find your brother attractive.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:39, Reply)
Are you calling me a bert?
Or maybe a zombie?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 May 2012, 15:41, Reply)
Both since you are married to a coffin dodger and would secretly like a 3some with your brother and his scouse.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:42, Reply)
ssshhh.
Don't tell everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 May 2012, 15:46, Reply)
As far as I can tell
It was one of Rory's spurious rumours.
Whether its origins go back further than that, I do not know.
They seem to like it over on /talk too though.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:23, Reply)
I think I've had some of that there wine
It was most pleasant
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:06, Reply)
Fursty Ferret is wonderful stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:25, Reply)
I am dreading spending the next three months in this fucking lab
if the weather stays like this. It's hot as Satan's ballsack in here today. 29 fucking degrees, and I have to wear this stupid polyester spacesuit and two pairs of gloves. I think I'm going to melt.
(berk, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:23, Reply)
Just think of it as a Turkish sauna.
Imagine all the weight you'll lose.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 May 2012, 15:25, Reply)
Yes but the weight I'll lose
will be my brain liquefying and dribbling out of my ears.
(berk, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:26, Reply)
Do you need your brain particularly?
I hope there's plenty of water available at your lab.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 May 2012, 15:30, Reply)
I do a bit, you know
there's water downstairs but it's a massive fucking faff getting changed to come out of the lab and then signing back in and putting your disgusting sweaty spacesuit back on. I'll just tough it out for another 40 minutes then I'm going to have a brain-freeze inducing diet coke and possibly a cornetto.
(berk, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:39, Reply)
What are you doing in the lab that requires so much protective clothing?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:40, Reply)
Working with typhoid, mainly
this, basically
(berk, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:51, Reply)
berk, earlier

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:54, Reply)
I don't know what film that's from
but yeah, it is a bit like that.
(berk, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:09, Reply)
Outbreak

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:10, Reply)
Outbreak I think.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:10, Reply)
I know I'm not the right person to lecture
but water would probably be better.
Or, at least, drink a litre of water before you have your coke and cornetto.
EDIT: and get me a Nobbly Bobbly.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 May 2012, 15:42, Reply)
Sunshine
Yay!
And big family parties

alt: spirits. Either clear ones (white rum / vodka) or coconut liqueur.

alt alt: pop. Specifically, Diet Pepsi, which I drink FAR too much of.

So, how is everyone today? Are we all happy and excited about the arrival of summer?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 May 2012, 15:24, Reply)
Afternoon b3th
I feel fucking excellent today. Calf one has just been sent home from school ill though :o(
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:25, Reply)
Poor calf.
Has she got TB? Will we have to put her down?

I am inordinately fond of grandaughter No 2, who is fantastically un-bothered with the whole fake plastic girly scene. She's proper indie, and is one of those really unusual teenagers who has her own style.
Today she posted a 'duckface' photo on facebook. The girl's a comic genius.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 May 2012, 15:29, Reply)
Being sick
Poor little bugger. She is missing her farm trip tomorrow and will be very upset about it all
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:30, Reply)
You'll have to take her to one of those petting zoo things when she's feeling better.
Kids love that shit.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 May 2012, 15:31, Reply)
Yep
There are a few near us (and a few more near DG)
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:33, Reply)
Hang on
She's a calf. Doesn't she already LIVE on a farm?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 May 2012, 15:36, Reply)
Looking at her room, you'd think so

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:37, Reply)
Alt: Red wine when in, Beer when out, spirits from time to time
On the spirit front I like Southern Comfort and good bourbon.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:32, Reply)
I just don't do bourbon, whisky, whiskey
Tastes like dirt
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:36, Reply)
tanning, coasters, grilling
Alt yes
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:41, Reply)
coasters?
like what you put under a mug of tea to avoid tea rings?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:42, Reply)
i imagined you saying this with a monocle

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:45, Reply)
Hi Kristine.
Did you know what you call 'grilling' is what we call 'BBQ'?
And what we call 'grilling', you call 'broiling'?

You foreigners are funny.

Also, how are you? All good in the hood?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 May 2012, 15:45, Reply)
And what we call "football" they call "soccer" and what they call "football" we call "Rugby for pussies"

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:46, Reply)
It's a lolwaki language alright.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 May 2012, 15:47, Reply)
did you know i don't care? LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:54, Reply)
Yo K!
How are you? Is it hot and sunny where you are?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:45, Reply)
It's 'abroad'.
'abroad' is always sunny.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 May 2012, 15:47, Reply)
yus, 10am and 80°f

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:55, Reply)
And what we call 4pm you call 10am
and what we call 27°C you call 80°F
and zzzzzzzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:58, Reply)
HOLY SHIT A BEE!
Watch out Tangles!
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:00, Reply)
FUCK!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:01, Reply)
Thanks for that Al
That was close...
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:02, Reply)
i don't even know why i come here

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:01, Reply)
You know what K?
I bought tickets to see Kelly Clarkson the other day and I was thinking it was such a shame you were over in 'merica or we could all have gone together and linked arms and swayed back and forth when she played "Because of You" or "Beautiful Disaster".
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:59, Reply)
unlikely
I'm not a kelly clarkson kinda girl
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:03, Reply)
Oh K, I thought it would be perfect.
Probably best that you stay on the other side of the pond.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:08, Reply)
aybe when you man up we can see something together like an action film or a rock concert

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:11, Reply)
We could go and see Rock of Ages and hold lighters above our heads.
Or you could go jump on a plane right now and come to Slayer with me tomorrow night?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:14, Reply)
i have to work tonight

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:17, Reply)
^ This is the most polite fuck off for a while ^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:17, Reply)
FINE DON'T FUCKING COME THEN SEE IF I CARE.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:17, Reply)
BRA!

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:53, Reply)
BREASTS!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:54, Reply)
BOOBIES!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:56, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:01, Reply)
this is the best subthread of the day.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:01, Reply)
It really is.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:02, Reply)

get any good presents?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:06, Reply)
The only present I've got so far today is a pack of golden virginia.
which is quite nice.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:07, Reply)
There's a new additive free Drum with a brown pack,
I think they are aiming for the American Spirit market - that's my shit yo.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:22, Reply)
I got given a couple of those, it's not bad but it's a bit dry for my taste.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:24, Reply)
I cannot stand moist tobacco myself.
It makes me want to spew.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:25, Reply)
Different strokes etc.
I bet you can't keep a straight face through all of this www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-18155404
(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:27, Reply)
Reminds me of March of the Penguins only with more stinginess.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:30, Reply)
I'm back now.
I want beer, then wine, then spirits please.

1. Ice-cold Kirin out of a glass that's been in the freezer.
2. A quality Malbec
3. XO Hennessy

Then a mountain of Peruvian flake, and a bag of Amnesia Haze pot please.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:24, Reply)
I'm going for a beer in one minute.
It wasn't amnesia haze that spannered you last night was it?
Had that last time I was in Amsterdam - it's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:27, Reply)
That was a Northern Lights of some kind.
AH tastes fucking lovely. The nicest green I've ever had was actually developed by a friend of a friend and it was a cannabis cup entrant I think- it's called ESP. Once tasted, never forgotten.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:32, Reply)

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