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As that thread seems to have died on it's hairy ringpiece...If you had the time to take up a new hobby what would it be?(other than making my mother gargle your sexual juices). I am thinking about learning play the banjo (not the one stringed one I play in the shower).
Alt: best gift you've received recently? I got Apple TV yesterday. It's excellent.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:46,
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Selective breedingAlt: That sounds like the shittest TV channel ever. All you can look forward to is the pips.
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:47,
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my dad wanted a banjolele for his birthdaywe ended up on denmark street and got anally raped for a bloody 60 year old vintage one at about £450. the bloody things are about £30 new!
best gift? er....... for surprise and extravagance, the amazing headphones the ex sent me. for touchingness, the sparkly eyeliner and CD my friend sent me as a surprise.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:49,
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They saw what they considered to be a pair of northern mugs and quickly changed the price tag.Sorry to be the etc.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:53,
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I agreeMy Banlolele is nearly 80 years old, in perfect nick, in its original case with its original drum tightening key, bridge and accessories and its still only worth about £350.
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Peej, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:55,
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well, i think that's what we ended up paying after a bit of barteringso i suspect they knew that full well
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:04,
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My new hobby would be pointing out misuse of apostrophes.Alt: I got a nosh off your mum, but that wasn't really a gift as I did have to pay 50p for it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:51,
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Where did you find the money for that?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:53,
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Do you know the difference between you and a razor blade?(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:54,
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This is either Noel or HimJim. However, I am bored with playing guess the sockpuppet.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:55,
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:57,
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Just what I expected you to say*strokes chin*
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:59,
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STRIKETHROUGH PENIS!!!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:59,
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you should be seeing as you think I'm Quentin. You have proven yourself to be shit at the guessing game. Probably amazing at the crying game though ya big tranny lover.
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I now believe CQ to have been Quentin, as it was him that forwarded me the gazzes that were supposed to be from you(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:03,
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I'm not flouncing again. However, if I was to flounce it wouldn't be a lame passive aggressive one like CQ's.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:11,
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He went all emo. The left wing tosser.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:14,
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And I suppose you flounced 'correctly'? changing your name, having a cry 'cause KSwiss pwned you?
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I don't think there is a correct way to flounce. The Cat Hater's was the most impressive I can recall in recent times.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:22,
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I don't believe that man landed on the moon and safely returned from it.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:25,
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No, we are practically indistinguishable from each other.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:55,
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What the hell? Is it that your book is shit?
You know your book, yeah? It's shit!
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It's not the real cunty shit book writer.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:00,
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Dr Dre's new single, available now on Stunned Records.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:04,
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Are you asking Jeff or Kelly Holmes?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:29,
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darling, i keep telling youthanks but no thanks
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:38,
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mind you, i've seen the state of monty and jeff when you've fucked themhmmm
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:46,
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There's only one bed and he likes to sleep naked(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:38,
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I wondered why you always treat me like a cunt.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:48,
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I have got the time, no commitments until the end of September. So I'm learning the bass.
Alt: A shit load of really nice antique furniture.
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You should have already managed that by now.There are only four strings.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:57,
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Yeah but I have spastic hands, which is why I played the drums initially.
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I've already learned how to play the banjoAlt: The banjo I received for my 30th.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:57,
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I found it relatively easy, but then I am a more than competent guitarist already.It depends on which style of playing you want to learn.
Bluegrass picking is a bit tricky at first, but once you have developed muscle memory there is not a lot more to learn, it just requires lots of practice to sound good.
You'd think that frailing should be fairly easy if toothless yokels in the deep south can manage it, but again it takes a lot of practice.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:17,
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I got flowers for the first time in, oooh, nearly ten years on FridayI am ashamed to admit that after the initial shock and gratitude my first thought was 'what's he done now?' but I kept it to myself.
As for hobbies, I'd love to play the drums or cello but since I don't devote more than an hour or two per month to the three instruments I already play it seems a bit redundant to learn another...
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Actually I can play the piano quite wellaround a grade 6, if that means anything to you. Sax around a 3-4, guitar...not so much.
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I had piano lessons for more than ten yearsAnd have achieved grade seven.
Yet I am rubbish at playing the piano. Most self-taught players are better than me.
I never really did more than learn then practice what I needed to pass each grade. If I had more time I would try to rectify this.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:34,
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My parents couldn't afford lessons, let alone anything for me to practise onI taught myself at school out of sheer bloody-mindedness, because I was sick of one so-called 'mate' lording it over me because her parents could afford it and mine couldn't. I got some inheritance money when I turned 21 and bought a nice little Clavinova.
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I don't have time for any more hobbiesas I make wine and play guitar and a fucking massive banjolele. Oh and I play Star Wars The Old Republic online because despite the air of ultimate cool I portray I am actually a sad internet geek. You never would have guessed.
The best gift I received recently was a box of fine cigars that my mother in law bought back from her holidays for me.
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Peej, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:58,
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Not as much fun as cock fighting.According to Darth.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:01,
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Alt: I got a Folio Society 1st edition print of one of my favourite childhood booksfor my birthday this year. 1979 edition, second imprint which came out in the year of my birth. Best present I've got in a long time. Possibly ever.
As for hobbies, I'm kind of a flash in the pan type. I'll pick up new hobbies and bin them every few months. The only real constants have been books and cars.
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Kroney, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:59,
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I would start making acoustic guitarsI already do some work on guitars for friends, setups mostly - but I have changed a neck from dowelled butt joint to a bolt-on. I'd love to make a guitar from scratch incorporating all the good design ideas from my collection.
Alt: Best gift recently was the Gok Wan Chinese cookery book, together with a basket of all the sauces/ingredients he recommends.
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So he knows about clothes, getting fat birds to get their baps out AND cooking.And his name is an acronym of Go Wank. Is there any end to his talents
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Peej, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:05,
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I'm pretty sure his favourite sauce comes out of the end of a penis.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:06,
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I would start
butt
love
Alt: Best gift recently was the Gok Wan Chinese cookery book, together with a basket of all the sauces/ingredients he recommends.
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Kroney, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:08,
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I'd like to learn a few simple magic tricks, sleight of hand, things like thatAlt: Either money off my Dad, to help me clear the overdraft, or the ales the missus picked up for me, as she 'thought I might like them', which was nice of her. Two of them were lovely, one was shit.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:22,
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Neil Patrick Harris is a weird name for an ale.No wonder it was shit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:45,
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You should wrap the bottle of the shit onearound her fucking noggin. That'll learn her.
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Your mum, in exchange for 10 Lambert & Butler.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:46,
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My mum doesn't smokebut for a decent bottle of red, who knows?
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Kroney, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:59,
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Sorry. No french types allowed.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:47,
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He's just upset because you could get two of him,one standing on the other's shoulders, inside each of my trouser legs.
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Kroney, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:53,
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this is a very niche fetishdo let us know if you get any takers to stand inside your trews
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:56,
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We are going for a beer somewhere on Saturday night. I am sure all are welcome.
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I'm going out for curry and drinks on the 24thBut I'm sure a Monty/Stunned/Battered night out on the 23rd would be a quiet affair that would in no way disrupt those plans.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:23,
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Starting at Gordon's Wine Bar on Villiers St, near embankment tube. Further locations tbd.Kroney you are most welcome to join us.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:58,
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i was poking battered for not inviting me SPECIFICALLYi might be free - i am at an overnight rave on the friday, so might be totally broken. but pencil me in and i might come to light up all your lives.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:01,
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Please attend.Bring your purse though.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:02,
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Is that the one that's just off the Embankmentand is a sort of 18th century cellar?
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amaaaaaaaazing cheesenot so much the range, but the quantity and the quality are excellent
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:07,
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I don't think I can, to be honestI am even more LOLbroke than usual this month. Things keep costing me money.
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I'll see, but it's likely a nobesides, it's Jeff's turn for your spare bed anyway.
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I quite like cheese even more than I like not turning up at things.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:19,
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+ then shove the broken remains up her arse.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:29,
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I was glad that she understood ale enough to know that there are some I simply won't enjoy, and as a result she wasn't too offendedWHEN I THREW IT IN HER GOD DAMNED FACE, THE STUPID WHORE.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:29,
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no quentin todaythat explains the shortage of posts.
so.
no CQ and no quentin. hmmm.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:40,
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I do not want to believe it's true. The thought has crossed my mind on several occasions. CQ also vehemently argued that he was against dead mum jokes so I'm going to go balls out and say it isn't him. If I'm wrong I will be sad.
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CQ is Quentin. No doubt whatsoever.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:47,
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Given the amount they both postedI'm wondering how he had time to do ANYTHING else during the day.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:50,
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see, i would like to think notCQ was very serious and quentin never said anything serious. also, quentin said some cuntish things which CQ generally did not do.
i maintain quentin is an old /talker and CQ is... CQ and, like the terminator, will be back.
if they are the same person, he has some serious split personality disorder shite going on.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:51,
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I made a post on this subject a few days ago.www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1636550
I kind of hope it's not him, to be honest. It would mean he's broken.
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Kroney, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:57,
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we'll see if quentin turns up again*faces mirror"
QUENTIN, QUENTIN, QUENTIN...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:02,
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Which was, to be fair, an excellent joke.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:07,
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didn't work this timeoh CQ. what have you done?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:07,
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He's unfriended me and Kroney on FB.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:08,
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Yeah I know, I don't really blame him as you posted his status on here.
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I'll be honest, I'm pretty sure you're not entirely honest when you say you're gutted.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:16,
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Why aren't we BFF's on FB?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:17,
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There are only a few people in this world who I hate, and they're extremly selfish the respect that they have taken up all the hate I have to spare.All thats left is like, love and indifference - and those I have an unlimited supply.
Check out Pauly Pops on some nutrail friend's profiles and request me baby one more time.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:23,
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He's been an emo prick. Shame, he was a good chap offline.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:08,
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I think Q is a real person 'cus doesn't he work with the truth fairy or something?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:16,
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Pretty sure Quentin and Truth Fairy are the same personTF stopped posting at exactly the same time that Q started.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:22,
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Didn't chompy have TF on FB though? I don't think Quintin is a chick or I'd have totally tapped that.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:24,
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he started out stalking herbut then she mentioned a bf
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:27,
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Chompy's misses is fucking hot, true story.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:29,
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Nah', proper hot, by anyone's objective standards.I didn't realise she was single or I would have totally stalked that.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:41,
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What happened to CQ's claims that he knew who Quentin was and was disappointed by his discovery?Had he not realised that he was doing it himself and could not live with it? Is this the real reason he flounced?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:24,
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No al or BGB either, unless Q has gone to download aswell or is AL!!!!!(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:04, Reply)
Can you log on with two accounts at once?Because Quentin and CQ are on at the same time a lot.
Al however has drastic decreased in his posting since Quentin came along.
Also if CQ flounced his sock puppet would stay surely?
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Peej, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:13,
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Use IE for one account and Chrome/Firefox for the otheror have one on your PC and one on your phone/iPad/other devices are available.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:17,
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The new iOS/AppleTV software is coming out to the developers tonight, if you set yourself up with a dev account with apple, you might be able to get some more awesomeness out of it.Apparently they're completely changing AppleTV and allowing devs to create apps, but its all speculation at the moment.
You might need to get someone technical to do it for you, its not a simple case of installing an update in iTunes.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:12,
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Thanks. I will look in to this.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:33,
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Well I just checked Arsebook and CQ has indeed removed meBut kept Noel, Gonz, and loads of others. So I guess I suck
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Peej, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:27,
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so do ibut that's probably why he kept me. boom boom.
he'll be back. he's a good guy.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:28,
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Who are you on FB? It might be that 'cus he's only keeping people who've meet him.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:28,
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Is "Who've" a real word? (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:28,
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Cool ! You don't see it used much these days, must have gone out of fassion.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:31,
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Sad Times, never minds.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:30,
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French swearing is ace. It's like wiping your arse with a piece of silk. /film.
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Ma mère été en France maintenant.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:44,
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When I added you on Arsebook you gazzed me and asked who I was thenI am the Duke of Kidderminster and extremely rich.
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Peej, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:33,
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Oh, ok, I'm not entirely sure, sometimes I can be a bit funny who I add to FB as it allows people access to people who count. I might have been a bit arsey on the day.Send another one and I'll accept =)
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:40,
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neitherhimjim can't get on here any more and wasn't that prolific a poster anyway. noel wouldn't say stuff like that.
noel may well be the phantom name stealer, however...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:35,
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This post started me thinking that namestealer was CQ:www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1638540
As he usually calls Monty "Boyce", plus the reference to "taking a break"
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:42,
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Well if it is Doze, he must prove it somehow. CQ is a nice chap, definitely not opposed to some internet shenanigans so the jury is still out I think.
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I also would like to see some evidence.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:45,
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Well when the adults have had a look I'll send it over to the kids table ok?
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I like CQ, but I don't really know him.He has claimed previously that he can be a right cunt when he gets bored, but I don't believe that he is Quentin.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:46,
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I don't want to believe it, but then I like Dozer too. I hope Quentin turns out to be a real baddy so I'm not so conflicted.
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Fair enough.I'm hanging up my deerstalker. I'm a shit detective.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:09,
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I want to say well played Doze, but I also want to kick you hard in the nuts.
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did you keep notes on the people in your pretend officeTo keep them straight?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:41,
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Any way he wants. And don't call him 'conclusively'(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:53,
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He could screen grab the account details. He'd only be able to access them with the password for the account. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 12:57,
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Alt: a few days away in Spain this weekend. Going to my nan's ace little village. No one speaks a word of English besides her, I love it. I should probably know where it is and what it's called, mind.
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