Oh god oh god oh god oh god I didn't have my tablets today 'cus I was in pain last night and early today so was a dose down.
And my stomach was really really hurting and I wanted to go home but I had a meeting that was very important so I stayed on for that and then after then my pain wasn't so bad but I couldn't face cooking tonight.

So I went to the japanese place and couldn't decide, so i went to the mexican place and couln't decide, so I went to the Garaff place and couldn't decided, so I went to Burger King because I couldn't decide and they have a small menu.

But then I went there and I couldn't decided at all, so I just ordered everything that sounded good so I ended up getting "Sharing Box, Super Sized [burger with bbq sauce] and onion rings" and the drink was so big I was like WTF IS THIS? I CANT EVEN CARRY IT ALL, so I left the drink on the counter saying "I DONT WANT THIS GIVE IT TO SOMEONE ELSE" and thinking "WHY DIDNT YOU JUST LET ME BUY THE FUCKING BURGER AND CHIPS INSTEAD OF TELLING ME THE DRINK IS ONLY 20P EXTRA ANYWAY. AND WHY IS THE SHARING BOX ONLY A POUND EXTRA THAN THE CHIPS ON THEIR OWN MEANING I GET THAT CUS ITS BETTER VALUE".

And now I'm home and I have all my tablets and I don't want to put ANY of this rank food in my body 'cus its cold and horrible and I'm regreting every single bite I'm taking and I think I'm putting on weight just smelling it and I'm gonna bin this massive waste of money 'cus I don't see why I should punish myself by eating this cold rank congeeleted greasy shit food.

I want chinese dumplings and to hug Gok Wan and for him to tell me it's OK to be a mong sometimes but instead I'll get some hinez tomarto soup with tobasco and buttered thick sliced bread.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 20:40, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

this is a new mental low

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 20:43, Reply)

cheers
*pushes plate aside*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 20:44, Reply)

Nothing
wrong with some tomato soup and buttered bread.

I had lightly-smoked haddock and a poached egg.

Some left for brekkers.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 20:50, Reply)

are you a porridge wog?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 20:51, Reply)

Of course he is.
Are you some kind of bent spastic?

Evening, btw.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 20:52, Reply)

Hey
B3th,

You OK?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 20:54, Reply)

No bad, neebs, ta.
Yersel'?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 20:55, Reply)

Fine
Ta. Playin' gowf, the morn. First time in years. Hid tae clean the bats, an ' that.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 20:57, Reply)

Yes
pwoud, too.

But like you Nigels, too.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 20:53, Reply)

why are we nigels?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:01, Reply)

There
is nobody in Scotland called Nigel.

If you can patronise me, then expect the same back. As it happens, I quite like the many English folk with whom I work and play. I give not one single fuck whether you like Scots.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:06, Reply)

Nigel is also Aussie slang for someone with no mates.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:10, Reply)

Hmm
I know nobody called Nigel.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:14, Reply)

I wasn't patronising
I think of it as a term of endearment
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:26, Reply)

OK
I apologise. In my defence, there are no terms of endearment in Scotland. There is a certain inflection to the upward grunt, however. It is never, ever referred to as "Nigel."

Kind regards.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:40, Reply)

I bthought 'ya cunt' was a term of endearment?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:44, Reply)

Only
in Glasgow. It's a vital part of foreplay. They can't spell fud.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:51, Reply)

I know a Scotsman called Nigel. But he now lives in Brighton.
Does that help?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:48, Reply)

The other day I was feeling really shit and I really fancied some tomato soup and bread and butter
so I went to the supermarket and got some but forgot to get any fabric softener but it was alright because in Tesco on sunday it was 3 for £12 which is a better dealt than I probably would have got otherwise so it made up for it.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 20:55, Reply)

Was it really massive bottles or do you just buy posh fabric softener?
I paid £2 a bottle last week for mine.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 20:57, Reply)

Fuxache
Never realised you could have fabric softener with tomato soup. Does it go all frothy? Is it trendy, all the rage in that there London?

Reckon it would taste like Fairies Liquid, but then I'm a porridge wog.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:02, Reply)

I bet you put salt in your fabric softener and everything

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:06, Reply)

Nah
you don't need salt here, the water ain't hard.

The willies are, though.

*lifts kilt*
*-runs away to avoid hearing raucous laughter*
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:08, Reply)

Gonie no dae that

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:09, Reply)

Pits
on breeks.

Zips up.

At's better. *Helmut's Khol lols*
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:13, Reply)

It would probably taste more like soap or coconut oil.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:07, Reply)

.....

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:07, Reply)

wtf? I have no flatmates. How di...

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:08, Reply)

*calls ghostbusters*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:09, Reply)

ITS OK PEOPLE, I HAVE A CHASHEWNUT AND NEWDOL STIR FRY.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:08, Reply)

Oh thank god. I just had a custard cream.
I shouldn't have because I had a cornetto after tea, we finished off last nights shepherds pie, I had some HP woodsmoke BBQ sauce on mine, the mrs didn't have any sauce. I've got to be up quite early tomorrow to go to Hackney and look at a site.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:10, Reply)

Oh thank god

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:11, Reply)

No this is rank too, binning it and ending up with soup like I should have done anyway.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:12, Reply)

I'll text you next time I'm going up Brick Lane as my curry was very tasty
Well, not the next time because that's Sunday with not-B3tans. But the time after.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:20, Reply)

Sweet !
The soup's good, should have gone with that to begin with. I always get there in the end.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:25, Reply)

Hey
Gonz,

Too late now but for reference,I often have a packet or box or tin of Tomato soup(not cream of) to which I add garlic or chilli olive oil and some fresh herbs and some chilli flakes.

Decent bread and some olives before or after and it's a great meal. Or soak some crusty bread in flavoured oil beforehand and add to soup to thicken. Or boil some tatties and add to soup.

Hungry now.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:34, Reply)

I like hienz cream of tomarto soup. It's good stuff.
they have an entire huge section in my tiny waitrose up the road dedicated to soup, with all kinds of crazy shit like beatroot'n'stuff, I always neglect it, I think I need to stop doing that.

I'm going to go on a liquid diet this week, maybe that'll sort me out.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:45, Reply)

Heinz
is too sweet for me, but it'll do if I'm stuck.

Additions make all the difference, though.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:56, Reply)