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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Even Monty cant keep a thread going, besides who said threads had to be massive? It's what you do with them that counts?
Fuck lunch, favourite snacks?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:51, 134 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
ym
although she does have nipples like a breeding pitbull
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:52, Reply)
I also like hummus and taramasalta with toasted pitta bread

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:54, Reply)
Olives innit

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:55, Reply)
not potatos?

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:56, Reply)
lovely potatoes
is there nothing that you can't do with them
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:57, Reply)
Survive

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:58, Reply)
Grow them in Ireland between 1845–1852?

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:59, Reply)
yeah there was something of a problem, and yet the English landlords were still exporting food produce to England
terrible oppression
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:02, Reply)
Couldn't quite finish you off though could we?

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:04, Reply)
we've sent westlife as thanks

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:07, Reply)
You really shouldn't have

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:17, Reply)
SORRY I MEANT TO SAY THREE MEAT FEAST PIZZAS AND FIVE LITRES OF PEPSI

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:56, Reply)
Yuck, proper bleurgh.

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:56, Reply)
I'm sure you can deep fry them with some cheese and processed meat if you like

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:58, Reply)
Olives taste vile, nothing can stop that.

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:59, Reply)
Do bogies count?

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:04, Reply)
A bit of cheese and bread

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:07, Reply)
Cheese, bread and cocktail gherkins.

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:09, Reply)
bleurgh!
Two out of three ain't bad
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:10, Reply)
I love a pickle now and then.

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:23, Reply)
PIckled onion yes
gherkin no
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:24, Reply)
I'm sorry! we can no longer be friends with an attitude like that.

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:29, Reply)
You aren't thinking this through dear
You can have ALL the gherkins and I'll have ALL the onions
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:35, Reply)
I'm a BIG fan of combining pickle girkings with sandwiches.
Pickled Beetroot rocks too.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:10, Reply)
hot cock soup

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:10, Reply)
A bot dog

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:14, Reply)
Eamon holmes

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:18, Reply)
I AM COMING DOWN WITH A COLD
WOE, I SAY WOE. DOOM AND DISASTER.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:19, Reply)
Tangy cheese Doritos

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:24, Reply)
They stink of puke

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:24, Reply)
as do all Subway franchises

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:45, Reply)
Lovely in ham sandwiches though

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:57, Reply)
shit threads

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:27, Reply)
:(
My good suit is at the dry cleaners.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:34, Reply)
LTI

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:42, Reply)
What does 'LTI' mean?
I've been meaning to ask that for ages.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:43, Reply)
leave the internet

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:43, Reply)
Ah.
OK. Bye.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:46, Reply)
leave the innernetz

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:44, Reply)
whisky
And nubile BBC newsmilfs.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:39, Reply)
newmilfs are a good snack item

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:46, Reply)
Bombay mix
EDIT: This thread is even worse than Monty on downers below: name your favorite 90's tunes for me. i need to make a playlist
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:42, Reply)
For something specific?

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:45, Reply)
Birthday, so going to start with some indy classics from rthe mid ninties
and some dancier stuff later on
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:49, Reply)
That rules out most of my ideas then

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:52, Reply)
Start with Birthday then by the Sugarcubes

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:17, Reply)
Chesney Hawkes, The One and Only.

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:47, Reply)
i believe this is already on the list O_o

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:49, Reply)
Jesus Jones - Real, Real, Real
Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit
Pearl Jam - Alive
RHCP - Give It Away
Arrested Development - Tennessee
RATM - Bullet In The Head
Sonic Youth - Sugar Kane
Cypress Hill - Insane In The Brain
Therapy? - Trigger Inside
Fun Lovin' Criminals - Scooby Snacks
Foo Fighters - Everlong
Prodigy - Firestarter
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:57, Reply)
Christ the mid 90's were shit...

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:59, Reply)
this is like a dreadful student greatest hits album from the mid nineties

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:00, Reply)
*mumbles something about his iTunes*

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:01, Reply)
Remember this NOT available in the shops, brought to you by k-tel

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:05, Reply)
Brought to you by sporter's iTunes

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:06, Reply)
That's kind of the point though i guess
to capture the moment
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:04, Reply)
Stick some oasis album on then
SORTED
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:06, Reply)
+ for Es and wizz

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:07, Reply)
PS I love this list

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:06, Reply)
I thought you might

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:08, Reply)
I think I miss the 90's and I'm only 30...it's downhill from here

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:10, Reply)
Like a Transit van off a cliff

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:12, Reply)
Reprazent- Brown Paper Bag
Pavement- Range Life
Mos Def- Hip Hop
Goldie- Inner City Life
Primal Scream- Loaded
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:50, Reply)
amazingly i think this is all covered except mos def...

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:51, Reply)
Jesus & Mary Chain- Snakedriver
Adam F- Circles
DJ Shadow- Organ Donor
ATCQ- Can I Kick It?
Dave Clark- Red One
Underworld- Cowgirl/Rez
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:57, Reply)
Faith No More - Ashes To Ashes
Metallica - Nothing Else Matters
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:53, Reply)
itsy bitsy teenie weenie yeloow polka dot bikini by timmie mallett

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:55, Reply)
You should play Kula Shakers' eponymous debut album K from start to finish
That's where the cool kids are at
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:58, Reply)
*Govindas*

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:01, Reply)
*Jaias*

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:07, Reply)
I like that Lisa Loeb Stay song.
But what I like even more is that her facebook page is really really active, and at least once a week they mention that song.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:09, Reply)
I do have a weakness for miniature pork pies
the crusty pastry, the dense lump of meat inside... Mmmm.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:47, Reply)
They have to be decent pork pies
I haven't had a good pork pie in years, ever since the credit crunch the ratio of meat to pastry has shrunk to inedible levels in almost all supermarket pork pies.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:51, Reply)
another victim of the condem coalition!

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:53, Reply)
I had a black pudding scotch egg a few weeks back.

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:54, Reply)
I was going to have one of them at a food fair, but decided to go for the 'authentic' jerk chicken instead
Which was fucking magnificent
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:55, Reply)
They RULE.
Like San Dimas High School football.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:56, Reply)
like WILD STALLIONS!

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:58, Reply)
*ahem*
i y
io y
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:59, Reply)
*sings*
Delilah!!!!!!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:00, Reply)
I can't believe I just laughed at this

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:00, Reply)
Neither can I

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:02, Reply)
don't forget the tasty, tasty jelly

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:51, Reply)
Blechh

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:54, Reply)
Mmmmmmm.

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:54, Reply)
One of my friends picks out the jelly, and eats it seperately
Knocks me sick
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:57, Reply)
That's weird. I jsut like it as a contrast to the texture of crunchy pastry and meat.

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:58, Reply)
Like going down on an old woman.

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:59, Reply)
Hi lunch
Nice to see you again
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:00, Reply)
Just had some honeyroasted and salted peanuts, which were nice.
Try to keep salt intake low, really.
Most pickles, onions, gherkins; I pickled some Scotch Bonnets with garlic, nomlovely.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:50, Reply)
I bought some pork scratchings from the butchers.
They were fucking lush.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:51, Reply)
You'll end up with the BMI of a pork scratching.

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:55, Reply)
Don't you read the internet?
I already do.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:58, Reply)
Hahaha - pass the scratchings.

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:01, Reply)
I've made my own ones before, they're pretty good.
But every time I make them, I have like 3 bites and decide I can't put any more of that shit inside me.

Honey Mustard flavoured ones were great though.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:08, Reply)
i saw man vs food for the first time last night
what a bloody awful programme that is
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:53, Reply)
No quin, no. I'm not having that. Not from you.

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:55, Reply)
its obese people encouraging an obese person to be more obese in a shorter length of time
its disgusting
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:08, Reply)
Wrong.

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:56, Reply)
Man Vs Food is win

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:58, Reply)
It is awful, and yet strangly compelling
I don't like the "eat a masssive XXXXXX" bits though
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:57, Reply)
The one where he ate 120 oysters left me feeling a bit queasy. The rest I enjoy.

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:58, Reply)
I prefer the "Eat an astoundingly hot thing" challenges.

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:59, Reply)
I always like the wide eyed look of shock in his eyes when he takes his first bite on those
The 'oh my holy fuck, this is hot' look, absolutely cracks me up
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:00, Reply)
last night his eyes kept rolling back in his head like he was having a stroke
it was horrible
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:10, Reply)

I actually am with you on this.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:11, Reply)
Whats worst than shoving 120 oysters up your granny's cunt?
Shoving 120 oysters up your granny's cunt and eating out 121.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:06, Reply)

O_o
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:07, Reply)
my granny must have a massive cunt

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:09, Reply)
oh wait, she does
papa
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:09, Reply)
That is quite possibly the foulest joke I have ever heard.
But that is probably because I really can't stand oysters.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:17, Reply)
The Jam's convoluted modern follow up single...

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:19, Reply)
It was the Boomtown Rats.

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:22, Reply)
Oysters - Going Underground
Get it?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:23, Reply)
No, because it makes no sense.

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:44, Reply)
I'm the same

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:59, Reply)
Just seems pointless, also i can't see how it can be enjoyable
really i like the bits between challenges
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:00, Reply)
I know what you mean
Yet, I've taken a food challenge before, simply because it was there, and I'll be doing another in a couple of months time
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:01, Reply)
He's turning into a massive tub of shit.
He actually has a fat chest, it's like a shelf under his wobbling jowls.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:00, Reply)
He's stopped doing the challenges now

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:01, Reply)
He was on his way to a massive heart attack.

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:03, Reply)
Very much so

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:03, Reply)
FOOD WINS

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:05, Reply)
he'll more than likely die a very young death

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:08, Reply)
it was all 'eat a massive xxxx' bit!

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:08, Reply)
I don't like you after all.

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:57, Reply)
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
and i was gonna invite you out for a pint!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:09, Reply)
Skips or quavers, probably

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:54, Reply)
These are "almost" crisps.
At least progress to Hula Hoops.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:58, Reply)
I like how if you leave a quaver on your tongue
you can feel it fasten itself limpet-like as it absorbs all the moisture.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:05, Reply)
i am utterly obsessed with those snyders pretzel things
they are amazing, like extra-crunchy crisps. there is jalapeno, cheese and ham/mustard flavour, i think.

*drooooooools*
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:03, Reply)

www.americansweets.co.uk/american-pretzels-243-c.asp
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:05, Reply)
I fucking love the honey mustard ones

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:06, Reply)
they are just the best things ever
i like the jalapeno ones best, but would like to try the hot buffalo wings
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:11, Reply)
i saw pretzel flips the other day
haven't seen them in like ever
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:07, Reply)
were they the salty ones covered in chocolate?
they were scrum
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:11, Reply)
yeah white, dark or milk chocolate
they were bloody addictive but i probably haven't ahd them in ten years
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:15, Reply)
white ones were divine
milk chocs were nice

dark choc? go fuck yourself, dark chocolate. you taste like shit on a tramp's shoe.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:17, Reply)
nah i like dark chocolate
milk chocolate is too sweet
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:18, Reply)
OMFFFFFG
www.americansweets.co.uk/american-white-fudge-pretzel-flipz-5oz-141g-bag-5418-p.asp
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:18, Reply)
they ain't worth £4 each
get yourself down tesco, buy a bag of plain pretzels and a bar of dairy milk

eat both at the same time for a similar effect
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:20, Reply)
it's the exotic novelty of them
i am the kind of sucker that sort of website is aimed at
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:21, Reply)
you're the kind of sucker....
i'll let someone else finish that
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:22, Reply)
She lets dozens of them finish each week

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:23, Reply)


(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:31, Reply)
that's why she's so popular with the gays
Or not, I haven't thought this one through.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:28, Reply)
I just had a coconut frsted cupcake and now I feel sick

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:19, Reply)
we have a new starter here called Wai Ting
i wonder what for?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:20, Reply)
we've got a new starter coming in tomorrow called alison
she seems nice, dodgey dye job on her hair though
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:23, Reply)
You really skim off the cream of the potential recruits, don't you?
Or something that floats to the top, anyway.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:29, Reply)
everyone else we interviewed was shit, or black
nothing wrong with being black, but given how racist my colleagues are that would be a lawsuit waiting to happen
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:32, Reply)
Hahahahah, I would love to see that in court.
"But my lord, my collegues are really racist, she'll just end up sueing us".
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:50, Reply)
I'm eating Fruit Loops at the moment, god damn, I love fruit loops.

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:53, Reply)

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