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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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As a parting comment a student said, today
"I may not come in tomorrow - I might have turned into rain"

So, this evening is all about being melodramatic and hyperbolic.

Go
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:35, 211 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Gutted, you teach mencap spasmos

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:40, Reply)
and then come back home
to talk to other ones on here
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:42, Reply)
nah you miss the day shift ones, there's loads who register at least eight joeys out of ten deacons

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:43, Reply)

what's my rating?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 18:33, Reply)
One deacon measures eight out of ten bobbys

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 18:34, Reply)

that's good then, right?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 18:45, Reply)
fine!
then cheer the fuck up and watch this www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=84WpcmJ28Yg
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 18:08, Reply)
Oh my god!
That's the worst thing ever!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 18:15, Reply)
I KNOW!
It's like the world is ENDING
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 18:54, Reply)
What do you mean, this evening?

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 18:42, Reply)
come on, man
you can do this....MOAR EXAGGERATION
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 18:55, Reply)
I've had a really long day.
And now I'm running late.

I can't imagine it gets any worse than that.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 18:54, Reply)
i need a cup of tea
but I'm listening to the radio and being on the chat room GAH! My life is RUINED!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 18:56, Reply)
Nightmare.
Why not listen to a different station for a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 18:59, Reply)
it's OK
the program ended. The chatroom's only while the programs on. But they only read out my shittest comment :(
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:01, Reply)
Much as I love 6
Getting into chatrooms and such is a step too far for me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:29, Reply)
*waves*
It's just got worse.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 18:57, Reply)
How?
Did you not read my post. Busy AND late.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:01, Reply)
Your missing the good food channel.
Perfect...... Pudding club.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:04, Reply)
I JUST DON'T CARE ANYMORE!!!!
*headbutts wall*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 18:57, Reply)
Now, now.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:02, Reply)
*tears own clothes and hair*
WAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:03, Reply)
Nooooooo.
Not the cloak of piss.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:04, Reply)
OH WHY?!
Why will no one respect the cloak I made out of a blanket WHICH WAS BRAND NEW AND DIDN'T SMELL OF PISS?! I am MORTALLY wounded.


TODAY IS ALL ABOUT CAPSLOCK
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:06, Reply)
I'm going to the pub because I can't bare my own company.
:( :( :(
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:05, Reply)
*bear

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:06, Reply)
Is it?
I changed it cos I thought of proper bears. I got scared.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:07, Reply)
Don't go into the woods tonight, Baz

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:09, Reply)
Well hellooooo laydeez
*smooths eyebrows*
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:09, Reply)
with your tongue no doubt

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:09, Reply)
I've a 9 inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:13, Reply)
So can an anteater.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:16, Reply)
Actually, I'm devastated
Me and Swipe used to be buddies but now she bullies me, like she's done here.

*cries*
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:18, Reply)
MTFU

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:20, Reply)
I'm too good looking to be able to MTFU.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:22, Reply)
I concurr.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:26, Reply)
I'll always have you, beegeebee

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:27, Reply)
Any day but Thursdays hon.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:29, Reply)
*raises eyebrow*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:33, Reply)
What?
I'm busy Thursdays.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:35, Reply)
So let's get busy.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:35, Reply)
It's Thursday today.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:55, Reply)
Shite.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:56, Reply)
I have finally fallen off the wagon after four days and have white wine and soda.
I'm such a loser.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:17, Reply)
A loser compared to who?
Y'right, chuck?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:27, Reply)
Compared to Jesus.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:30, Reply)
Compared to larpers.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:30, Reply)
and she was so nice to you

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:31, Reply)
I know, it's so sad how far she's sunk.
Lower than larpers is some serious shit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:33, Reply)
so low
they have to look down on you to make themselves feel better
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:37, Reply)
What do you call an arrogant Roman clown? Supercilious.
A/C
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:38, Reply)
Jesus managed 40 days
Work harder at it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:32, Reply)
Today I have gorged on a ridiculous amount.
Diet starts tomorrow, last time to be a fatty with food init. I'm going to have another three scones I think.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:27, Reply)
I'm doing the tesco one
I am now about 10 pounds lighter than I was and I've not eaten supernoodles in weeks
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:31, Reply)
meh!
Just get back on the wagon tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:30, Reply)
You're just hoping someone else takes the /off topic fatcrown off of you
for shame Cavey, you know she's at a fresh low in her life, stop being so narcissistic. You've got your elven cloak of invisibility, what does Biggers have eh eh ??!!
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:39, Reply)
but I am important
and great and everyone should love meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:40, Reply)
I only have you and my fully stocked fridge.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:57, Reply)
ive been drugging myself up on a regular basis recently
Not sure what's up with that
Nothing crazy like smack, mind
But pot for the first time in years, tramadol, benedryl
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:11, Reply)
OK kids, I can grant you my full and undivided attention for about an hour.
We got George Clinton/Bootsy Collins as background moosic.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 20:27, Reply)
Good choice.
I'm grappling with the age old quandary, despair or apathy.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 20:35, Reply)
Oh - well that wasn't the response I really expected
I don't think that's an age-old quandry. It's post industrial angst.

Maybe you could have been somewhere else, someone other, at another time.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 20:41, Reply)
I didn't want to cook tonight and the cafe was closing so I decided to go to the VERY VERY NICE and VERY VERY POSH italian to get a take away.
I have deep fried veal zukeeeni with tartar sauce, and breaded esccolop of veal and spegetti napoloi.

I don't know why I fucking bother with getting shitty little take aways on a rush home when I can get fucking proper nice ones for even less money.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:01, Reply)
I think you'll find 'zukeeni' is spelled 'courgette'
but I have been wrong before, so don't listen to me.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:05, Reply)
ERmm.... the resturant is italian. Romans come from Italy.
1) The resturant is italian.
2) Italians come from Romans; the capital of italy is rome.
3) The king of roam invented salad, known as the ceasor.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:11, Reply)
damn his delightful fishy cheesy salad!
But I'm sure zucchini is what we call courgette, like eggplant is what we call aubergine. No?

Anyway, is it nice?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:14, Reply)
stop being all "its a biscuit not a cookie"

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:15, Reply)
stop being all foreign.
Evening, K dog. How's 'it' hanging? Nice nails the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:17, Reply)
but gonz isn't!
And thanks, trying to work on shapes next
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:24, Reply)
We just bought granddaughter no 2 a set of nail colours for her birthday.
72 colours, including glitter ones. They have the pen thing in the lid so you can draw shapes. Also got her some dotting tools to go with them.

I love nail art, but I have nails like shovel blades, so they never look nice on me.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:29, Reply)
It's because of all those years you spent in the Glasgow shipyards.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:32, Reply)
AKSHUALLY
I wasn't in the shipyards, though I did spend a few years at uni in Glasgow.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:34, Reply)

at Uni walking the streets of Calton,
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:37, Reply)
I wasn't walking the streets, I had a nice streetcorner.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:44, Reply)
True, and I think Scallions are spring onion =)
It's delish. It only cost £12. I'm soooo not overlooking it again as a viable dinner choice when I don't want to cook.

I had a photoshoot today for a new company that we're launching out of the place I work in, they have big plans for me, plus I was witty and handsome. Someone said "We should make some speedos out of napkins" and I said "Make sure the S doesn't fall off".
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:22, Reply)
i fucking love the show the Borgias
Cesare omg so hawt
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:14, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:16, Reply)
its like the Tudors but hotter

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:17, Reply)
Spartacus was better.
And it had more willies and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:18, Reply)
i disagree, respectfully
Because although they were more naked, Borgia has some major hot sex scenes, better plot, directing, etc
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:20, Reply)
I'll let you have Cesare then
and I'll keep looking at my oiled up naked gladiators.

mmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:26, Reply)
Isn't John Hannah in Spartacus?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:31, Reply)
Yup.
Although, even in the face of actual 'facts', mr b3th still insists it's James Nesbitt. The daft old twat.

And Xena's in it, too.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:32, Reply)
I thought this was the case.
I have heard that pretty much all the cast are naked for most of the show. I don't think I'd want to see John Hannah naked.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:35, Reply)
I've seen worse things.
That picture of you and DJ going at it like a barn door in a hurricane being one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:41, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:16, Reply)
I donno that one, is it worth me (a hetrosexual male) looking it up?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:22, Reply)
definitely

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:25, Reply)
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXowMf9PZDI

This looks fucking AWESOME.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:28, Reply)
It was.
Jeremy Irons was well evil. And the daughter is a bit hot, if you're after the heterosexual male angle.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:31, Reply)
Portugal have 'scored' in the 'football'.
This has completely ruined my evening.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:06, Reply)
Quite pleased that I didn't buy a piece for the only real national side tomorrow.
There'll be be no play.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:24, Reply)
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT THIS IS YOUR BEST OFFERING FOR AN EVENING THREAD!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:30, Reply)
Evening all

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:30, Reply)
Evening slag.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:31, Reply)
Wotcha Al

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:32, Reply)
How's things?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:35, Reply)
Not bad
Mrs Upinblue is snoring loudly next to me on the sofa, which is ruining the record I am listening to a little. But I have beer, so it's not all bad.
You?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:40, Reply)
Were you on the job when she started snoring?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:42, Reply)
The only job I was on was the washing up.
We have two kids, b3th. I doubt if we'll ever have sex again.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:45, Reply)
Shit.
Does that mean me and the old feller have a couple of kids hidden away somewhere?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:46, Reply)
No, you're just old.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:52, Reply)
I don't like you any more.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:55, Reply)
That's fair.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:58, Reply)
Pretty good.
Spent all day on a training course. Tomorrow I have an interview for my Chartership. I went for a run, when I got back I had a message from a friend in Australia asking me to check up on her daughter (who is in London) as she has just had surgery and she was worried about her.

So I called her up and she was fine, very much a "Oh god my mother won't stop worrying".
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:45, Reply)
Don't really know what a Chartership is, but good luck with that.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:53, Reply)
Some professional hole-digging qualification?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:53, Reply)
I will be a Chartered Environmentalist.
It's a professional qualification. Basically they say I'm good enough to have some letters after my name and I pay them some money each year for the rest of my working life.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:54, Reply)
Are chartered environmentalists as dull as chartered accountants?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:56, Reply)
DULLER!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:58, Reply)
How dull
on a scale of one to larper?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:59, Reply)
I measure about 6.7 on the Cavy scale.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:01, Reply)
I assume by this
that the higher your score the more AWESOME AND INTERESTING you are
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:02, Reply)
Yes. And the more HAWT SEX you get.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:04, Reply)
how can I score so low on my own scale :(

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:06, Reply)
What do you want, eh?
I've been skipping in and out.

I'm only as good as tools.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:33, Reply)

s good as s
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:35, Reply)

only
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:35, Reply)
I probably am.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:37, Reply)

probably

BOOM!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:39, Reply)
TD is a fat dull mong
Strikethrough that then.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:43, Reply)

a

dull mong

Don't be so hard on yourself, you seemed quite interesting when I met you.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:46, Reply)
Personas, my man
Did'nt get much chance to talk to you - TD isn't by any means myself and I know from a brief aquaintance that you aren't yours.

It's a release.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:53, Reply)
Like a sneeze, only better?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:54, Reply)
I sneezed in my pants when I met him.
Only better.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:55, Reply)
You're always your projected self on here
You are'nt always who you are really.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:00, Reply)
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'VE BEEN RELEASED BACK INTO THE COMMUNITY!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:31, Reply)
Care in the community?
None of them seem to are when they find me curled up in a ball, crying in their back gardens, do they?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:35, Reply)
OMG
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SAID THAT THIS IS LITERALLY THE WORSE THING EVER
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:32, Reply)
YOU?
YOU STARTED THIS WHOLE SORRY AFFAIR!
IM PUTTING YOU ON IGNORE!!
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:34, Reply)
YOU'RE PUTTING ME ON IGNORE??!!!ONE~!!
I'M LEAVING AND NEVER COMING BACK
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:35, Reply)
This is worse than that time my mum and dad wouldn't stop fighting
and she tried to leave and he went and got his sledgehammer.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:37, Reply)
They only fight because you're bad.
It wouldn't happen if you just ran away.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:38, Reply)
I think it's about time you found out Al
Cavy and I aren't your real parents.
You were adopted.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:39, Reply)
...by mistake

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:39, Reply)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:39, Reply)

yes
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:42, Reply)

no
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:45, Reply)
This post is making this stupid computer shrink the whole page to fit it all on.
Edit: much better, thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:56, Reply)
alright bendoids?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:44, Reply)
WOO WOO! It's the sound of da fool with stupid tastes in music.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:47, Reply)
Al.
Shit off.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:48, Reply)
I did.
On your mums face.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:49, Reply)
Oof! Sick burn.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:49, Reply)
She told me it did.
I had a very spicy curry last night.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:51, Reply)
Mostly.
You?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:47, Reply)
Oh, yes, I'm fine, thank you for asking, b3th.
How lovely of you to take the time out from your busy life to talk to me.

No problem, dozer. I'm nice like that.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:57, Reply)
awright hen?
How's you? Nae bad likes wi me, you awright?

Braw by the way.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:07, Reply)
Alright Doz
I'm listening to this tonight: typerecords.com/releases/dragging-a-dead-deer-up-a-hill
You a fan of Type Records?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:50, Reply)
don't know them.
Today was PiL, Low and Bark Psychosis.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:52, Reply)
I listened to Orange Goblin.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:55, Reply)
ORANGE BENDER MORE LIKE!
was that a lol?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:02, Reply)

no
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:04, Reply)
soz bbz.
Soz.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:05, Reply)
*ahem*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:05, Reply)
^ up there, awright?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:07, Reply)
Too late now, fuckface.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:08, Reply)
but I did in scotch and everything

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:09, Reply)
awwww

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:10, Reply)
ken?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:11, Reply)
You are Phudbree AICMFP

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:11, Reply)
you are TD AICMFP

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:13, Reply)
*checks*
I'm pretty sure I'm not.

What I am, is pretty drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:14, Reply)
I am not Phudbree.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:19, Reply)
Are you drunk?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:20, Reply)
not so far.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:23, Reply)
You are not me
I am TD and nobody can take that away from me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:21, Reply)
You are Chesney Hawkes AICM disfiguring melanoma

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:23, Reply)
You are the one and only AICMFP

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:24, Reply)
will you buy me a boozington?
*winks*
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:25, Reply)
Ooh in that case, you'll probably love the latest release, from Zelienople:
typerecords.com/releases/the-world-is-a-house-on-fire-2
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:56, Reply)

https://mobile.twitter.com/#!/_type/status/215789437995589632
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:14, Reply)
Low played in a 14th century church, here in my fair city.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:07, Reply)
they played in Dundee?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:08, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:12, Reply)
Phew!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:20, Reply)
oh woe is me!
I feel the need to be attention seeking but having nothing NOTHING to gain attention with

LOOK AT ME! don't look at me
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:10, Reply)
*looks at Cavy*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:11, Reply)
*does silly dance*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:11, Reply)
alright Captain Cavy
You could do what I did a few hours ago and post a link to something you dun did.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:11, Reply)
you like some odd music

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:12, Reply)
Indeed.
I make odd music too.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:13, Reply)
is that yours, then?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:13, Reply)
That it is.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:13, Reply)
it's not the kind of music I really get
but well done
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:14, Reply)
that sounded patronising in retrospect
it wasn't, it was meant to be nice and supportive but with regret that I don't understand that type of music. Uh, please read it that way
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:22, Reply)
It's too late, the poor chap has run off crying.
Another victim of Cavy's bullying.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:24, Reply)
Aye.
It's disgraceful.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:28, Reply)
I quite liked that
At least, I was enjoying it until my computer stopped playing it about halfway through.
Listening to the next one now.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:54, Reply)
*points at larpgirl and laughs*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:12, Reply)
your laughter fuels me, normal

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:15, Reply)
I am far from being a normal.
Just I'm not a role playing larper nimrod. Do you also play Tragic: The Saddening?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:18, Reply)
hell no
but given you know it by that name, I suspect you have at some point
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:19, Reply)
Nope.
I was into smoking, girls, weed, pills and piercings when that shit came out. Lolled at it then, lol at it now.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:22, Reply)
well on behalf of nerds everywhere
may i express our upset that you feel this way
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:23, Reply)
aight

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:24, Reply)
I sit next to a Larper at work.
She does something apparently based on Warhammer 40K. Oddly, she seems quite normal. Until she starts talking.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:31, Reply)
that is sad as fuck.
But you do work with piston.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:32, Reply)
Not any more, I don't.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:41, Reply)
alright ji-sorry, The Luggage.
How's tha doin'?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:34, Reply)
Who're you?
Fine, thanks for asking.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:42, Reply)
I'm called Terry Trumpets on Frank's board.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:43, Reply)
cold, tired, going to bed
night night chumpkins
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:21, Reply)
Likewise - but not with Cavy
Gan to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:25, Reply)
Has everyone gone then?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:57, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 23:10, Reply)
Yup.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 23:16, Reply)
Definitely.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 23:19, Reply)
Yes

(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 23:42, Reply)
fo sho

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 23:26, Reply)
I'm on the bus home.
And I'm pissed. Quite happy though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 23:56, Reply)

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