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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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you're all so mean and bitter these days, lets all have a snugglewuggle.
pick someone and say something nice about them.
I like monty because he's poor and poor people are always willing to give you their last jaffa cake.

Alt: if you could meet a b3tan you've never met who would it be and what would you say to them?

Altalt: why do some stupid pricks insist that a jaffa cake is a biscuit? clue's in the name, numbnuts!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:47, 269 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I like Jeff cos he does funniez
alt: I want to meet barry so i can rain down some holy accord vengence on him for being a tea leaf.

altalt: the cake bit is important as cakes do not attract VAT
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:50, Reply)
baz is a thief?
what did he steal?
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:51, Reply)
drugz
and supermodels
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:51, Reply)
massive drugz?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:52, Reply)
But of course

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:52, Reply)
he stole monty's last half oz of poppers

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:52, Reply)
but how is he supposed to have the gay sex now?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:57, Reply)
'prrractice'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:58, Reply)
I think you've had enough by now.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:04, Reply)
You can never have enough gay sex.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:09, Reply)
Stuart Lubbock would disagree

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:18, Reply)
The biggest.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:53, Reply)
oh man!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:57, Reply)
I also like Rswipe cos she says she loves me and it makes my willy feel funny

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:52, Reply)
she'll let you shit on her if you buy her a pint.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:57, Reply)
deal

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:58, Reply)
i like sportscow because he is consistent

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:53, Reply)
Damn right

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:53, Reply)
Consistently HARDLY EVER shit

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:54, Reply)
:(
HAPPY THREAD TANGLES!!!!!!!!!!!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:55, Reply)
Oh shit, I'll edit it

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:55, Reply)
This is the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:11, Reply)
incontinent more like LOLOLOLOL!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:56, Reply)
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:10, Reply)
I couldn't pick one I'd like to meet
All the b3tans I've met have been lovely

mark morrisons prison shoes is a most welcome addition to here. Thank you for joining our "special" group
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:53, Reply)
I met you once. You were a massive prick.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:54, Reply)
NOT REALLY!!!!
You're average sized.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:55, Reply)
ETC.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:55, Reply)
v good

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:10, Reply)
I'll always be the outsider :'(

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:56, Reply)
Haven't met many then?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:18, Reply)
About 8 I think

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:28, Reply)
Alt: I'd like to meet Mark Morrison's Prison Shoes, because he seems all lovely and fluffy.
I wouldn't say anything, I'd just give him a big hug.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:53, Reply)
*snuggles*

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:55, Reply)
*sacks*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:57, Reply)
they're all gay for you mmps

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:57, Reply)
looks like it's daisy chain time.
oh alt question, who would you bum and let bum you?
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:58, Reply)
all of them
at once
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:02, Reply)
COR!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:03, Reply)
I like Nakers
because he always makes me feel good about myself.

Altalt: I had one of those 'NICE' biscuits once. Lying cunts, it was shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:54, Reply)
It's not even french

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:55, Reply)
If only the same were true about Kroney.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:55, Reply)
probably because they're french

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:55, Reply)
Something about Kroney

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:56, Reply)
Ben Stiller's less successful...

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:58, Reply)
i wish these didn't make me laugh so much
but they always do.

well, the good ones do.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:16, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUfWHJ_RVvY
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:56, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:59, Reply)
Darth is an entertaining fellow, and he owes me a few pints.
That's about as kind as I'm willing to be to him today.

Alt: Not sure really, there's still a fair few I'd like to meet.

Alt Alt: They're fucking disgusting either way.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:56, Reply)
get the fuck out.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:59, Reply)
I like beckycbxbcbdsbcd because she's gone

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:02, Reply)
If I could meet one b3tan it would be the one with the nicest arse
Jaffa cakes are indeed cakes though they are overrated.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:03, Reply)
when can you be in glasgow?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:03, Reply)
My sister married a man from just outside Glasgow
I'm not impressed with the quality of arses in his family so you may have to do more to convince me.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:06, Reply)
i said some mean things about scotland that i didn't mean yesterday mmps
plumdozer was being a nob, i hope you can forgive me xxx
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:06, Reply)
I could never stay angry at you!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:16, Reply)
I don't know who that is :(

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:03, Reply)
The Bertfucker General

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:05, Reply)
sorry, still no idea.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:05, Reply)
ah well

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:07, Reply)
another member of qotw confused by the whole not having sex with family members social taboo
www.b3tards.com/u/e908521f1c6e8c370697/jizzbox.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:08, Reply)
a picture paints a thousand words

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:12, Reply)
Robert really missed his vocation as one of those war artists from the WW1, news from the front and all that

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:18, Reply)
I've met some of you and all were lovely
If I had to single one out it'd be BGB, she's great!
Alt: I can't think of any one B3TAN in particular I'd like to meet, I'd like to meet all of you!
I'd say "Hi, I'm Captain Placid" - now there's original!!
Altalt: The way to determine biscuitosity or cakefulness is as follows:-
A biscuit goes SOFT when it's stale
A cake goes HARD when it's stale
See! Easy when you know how.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:07, Reply)
this is the rapiest post we're all likely to see today

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:08, Reply)
contains no paperclips

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:11, Reply)
stop being bitter taht chomp dumped you for a better model
its unbecoming of a lady
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:11, Reply)
you think rape, you think paperclips
if you'd said cats, i would have said rogerboresme. if you'd said operation, i'd have said edmund. if you'd said bender, i've have said darth.

just because you don't really have a "thing" is no need to take it out on other people.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:15, Reply)
i wish i had a thing :'(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:17, Reply)
You do have a thing
You are a Ford Probe driving office drone
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:19, Reply)
i am sure you can take some tablets for that

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:19, Reply)
Aren't you the neckless one?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:21, Reply)
'I'll show you neckless'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:21, Reply)
^ FILM

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:21, Reply)
what film?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:22, Reply)
Film thing you see at heap magic picture house.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:25, Reply)
The Running Man.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:29, Reply)
Yeah, thanks for ruining my fucking joke.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:34, Reply)
Wotevs, yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:43, Reply)
I HAVE A THING!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:22, Reply)
he is either the neckless one, who posted a picture of himself
and then couldn't take the heat of people mocking him for looking like a greasy kebab selling weasel with no neck, so denied it.

or the weird one, who posted a picture of 3 random dudes, pretended one of them was him, then denied it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:23, Reply)
....and you'll never know which

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:24, Reply)

know care
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:26, Reply)
I like Monty, cos he has good musical taste, and approves of Boris Johnson.
Also AA, cos he wears a frock and is amusing. I've only met one B3tan I didn't get on with. You know who you are.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:08, Reply)
OH MY GOD WHOEVER COULD THAT BE

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:09, Reply)
I dunno, who?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:12, Reply)
WE JUST DON'T KNOW

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:15, Reply)
IT WASN'T ME

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:15, Reply)
IT'S SAFE TO SAY IT WAS ONE OF THOSE BLOODY MUSLIMS

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:17, Reply)
Not the female ones though.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:17, Reply)
it's good that they know their place.
gobby chavs could learn from this, without needing the "stella slap."
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:19, Reply)
I didn't know Islam admitted the existence of women.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:19, Reply)
VERY EFFICIENT
THEY CAN WALK FOR MILES WITH THOSE POTS ON THEIR HEADS
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:20, Reply)
it would be more efficient to live near the water

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:23, Reply)
or just use the tap in the kitchen.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:24, Reply)
UB40'szzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:28, Reply)
Morning Shaggy.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:17, Reply)
Calm down, Shaggy.
*Mindpiss*
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:18, Reply)
*looks at watch*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:18, Reply)
The screen wouldn't load, honest!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:20, Reply)
HELLO SHAGGY

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:18, Reply)
*taps screen of watch*
*shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:19, Reply)
I just can't ignore a bandwagon.
I'm a serial jumper
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:19, Reply)
Peter Sutcliffe had one of those.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:23, Reply)
Rello!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:19, Reply)
hehehehehehehe

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:19, Reply)
ZOIKS!
EDIT shit, wrong shaggy
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:18, Reply)
ROOBY ROOBY ROOOOOOOO

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:19, Reply)
I've not met you yet.
But I bet you're lovely really.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:19, Reply)
needs moar 'Shaggy'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:19, Reply)
She's BOOMBASTIC

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:20, Reply)
Am I doing this right?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:28, Reply)
i like that rachelswipe, she's cool
alt: i would like to meet rory. he makes me laugh.

alt alt: jaffa cakes are fit. esp the limited edition lemon/lime ones.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:13, Reply)
lemon/lime? Never 'eard of them

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:14, Reply)
omg YES
and you, ape. i'd happily meet you.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:15, Reply)
I do have better than average personal hygene

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:17, Reply)
They're citrus fruits.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:16, Reply)
Today - and only today - the date oalmost continues your sig for you
Tomorrow it'll look like a commentary on a mass lesbian wedding
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:20, Reply)
swipey <3 rory!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:16, Reply)
that gossip is sooooooooooo 2011

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:16, Reply)
poor rory :(

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:17, Reply)
ALWAYS ALONE :(

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:21, Reply)
sssh now. why don't you go back to your HILARIOUS list of shouted swearwords.
that should occupy you for a good few minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:22, Reply)
LOL!
sorry, I should just beaker about myself like anyone gives a fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:23, Reply)
sometimes you do
how else do we know about your sick partner and where you live and blah blah mcblah
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:24, Reply)
can I shit on your chest now?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:25, Reply)
no
i don't like it if you ask first. takes away the element of surprise.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:26, Reply)
fucking germans.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:27, Reply)
My Granddad was in the war and he fucked LOADS of Germans.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:28, Reply)
shitty titty gang bang.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:29, Reply)
I like TGB 'cause she left.
Alt - Barry, so I could spill something on his designer threads

Alt alt, don't care either way, Jaffa cakes are shit.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:17, Reply)
get out!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:17, Reply)
What about pink wafers? They're nice.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:23, Reply)
why the fuck are you still here ?!?!?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:24, Reply)
Darth or barry, I think they'd be entertaining.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:21, Reply)
in a point and laugh way?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:22, Reply)
Nah, they'd both be alright for a drink I'd expect.
I dunno how well we'll get on, but neither are boring like some.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:29, Reply)
So you want to get bummed or go shopping? Plus if you met them both simultaneously
Your chance of getting aids will increase as baz will steal all the rubbers.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:22, Reply)
I thought you'd been double dating with Darth already?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:23, Reply)
This is most unexepected
Although I suspect you may have met EVERYONE else
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:24, Reply)
you should double date

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:26, Reply)
I have met a lot of these cunts.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:30, Reply)
Who's the bestest?
Is it Swipe? I bet it's Swipe
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:31, Reply)
Best b3tan meeting I've had was with Dr Preference Wormulus, Monty and Donkey Gums.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:32, Reply)
Flapjack, Gonz, Noit, Baldmonkey, and Fouricci were all good to talk to.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:34, Reply)
Oh shit.
Obviously the baroness is the best.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:34, Reply)
Is that because she lives in Norwich and works as a lapdancer?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:36, Reply)
It's because she's my girlfriend.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:37, Reply)
Well that is a much better reason
Presumably this is why you keep materialising in Norwich.

Gaz me when the prospect of a weekend spent entirely shagging gets dull and we'll have a pint.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:43, Reply)
I have been offered moule frites and ridiculous beer at the belgian pub next time I'm down,
but not got a date set. I'll let you know.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:45, Reply)
Oh yeah the Belgian Monk, right near the Birdcage
Does the missus live round Pottergate way by any chance? It is really nice there to be fair, and the Monk is excellent, you'll love it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:48, Reply)
Nah she lives by the hospital, which is in the middle of no where.
I think I went to the belgian monk in about 2004 but I couldn't be sure.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:49, Reply)
Christ, yes it is
Threescore way? You can't get fucking anywhere from there without driving, especially since the buses are so crap.

Everyone will tell you this, but try the cherry beer at the Monk. It's fucking lovely. But be warned, you'll be hammered before you know it, cos it's like drinking cherryade.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:54, Reply)
Is donkey gums lolwaky in real life?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:34, Reply)
He's very intense, and is wakki,
but unlike most people that are that excitable, he listens to other people and isn't "ooh look at me"
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:36, Reply)
That was a v funny evening

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:45, Reply)
Silly Darth.
Everyone knows I'm the bestest.

Everyone who's actually met me, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:32, Reply)
I've not had the pleasure.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:34, Reply)
Very few people have.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:36, Reply)
i have!
you were lovely. i was drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:39, Reply)
i'm not a cunt, DF

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:39, Reply)
Darth really ought to get his fucking act together and go to a bash.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:22, Reply)
It's not an act, it's a serious piece of pornography-based dramatic satire

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:32, Reply)
says the dude who lurked for 8 years before bashing anyone's bishop but his own

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:32, Reply)
Yeah. Eight years.
Surprisingly coincidental timeframe, that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:38, Reply)
AA alerted me to a superb gig Thursday gone, and is responsible for my sig
so yes, I owe him several pints, and will thoroughly enjoy sharing them with him. Even if he does fuck goats.

Alt: b3th, Amberl or BGB; "Nice tits" /protests too much

AltAlt: The correct definition is "eurgh, nasty, fuck right off"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:23, Reply)
GET OUT!!!
oh wait, you already are. gaylolz
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:26, Reply)

I'd like to meet you all*, because that's how nice I am. But as bashes are always somewhere that involves heavy drinking or in scary places that aren't London, that seems unlikely to happen any time soon.

*well, most of you, but there's no point naming names of the others.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:27, Reply)
I'd like to meet darth because I heard that despite the ballroom dancing and gay sex
he's actually quite manly and is well fit.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:28, Reply)
I would love to know who told you that
I've only met 4 b3tans IRL and can't imagine any of them would admit to saying it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:33, Reply)
just what I heard like, christ! take a fucking compliment.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:35, Reply)
I always have trouble accepting compliments
and coming from a b3tan the chances of it being a wind-up are multiplied by a factor of bastardry

But thank you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:37, Reply)
YOU'RE FUCKING WELCOME
christ.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:41, Reply)
For some reason
I read all your posts in the same (internal) voice I hear when I read Text From Dog.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:43, Reply)
*wags tail*
by tail I mean cock.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:45, Reply)
Name names dammit!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:31, Reply)
Well don't tell anyone, but I heard t hat Nakers is a grade A twat.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:41, Reply)
I told you that.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:46, Reply)
Well, I didn't want to break a confidence, but yes, yes you did.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:48, Reply)
All the b3tans I've met have been lovely and entertaining, and didn't mug, rape, or murder me.
That's about as nice a thing as I can say about them.

Alt: I'd want to meet all the rest of you, so I could ask you why none of you want to meet me. *cries*

Alt alt: because people are fucking stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:28, Reply)
yes, people are stupid.
lets have a super secret B4SH, just you and me.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:30, Reply)
I *am* heading back to god's own country tomorrow...
Would you dare venture into the Kingdom?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:31, Reply)
LOTR sex games?
sure, I'll be that elf wench and you be the rugged guy.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:33, Reply)
silly mumps.
I was talking about Fife.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:37, Reply)
fife sex games?
dunno about that, I'm not into sheep.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:40, Reply)
I'd meet you, but I'm not going to WSM
soz
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:33, Reply)
yeah?
Well, that's your loss, you bent spastic.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:38, Reply)
I'd like to meet Rory. I wish I'd never met Wormulus as he's a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:28, Reply)
I think I'd quite like to meet Rory, Chompy and Quentin
to see if they were different IRL.

Internet = srs bzns
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:30, Reply)
i'm not :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:32, Reply)
*defriends*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:33, Reply)
You've got about as much chance of meeting Rory
as Ed Milliband has of becoming Prime Minister, soz.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:31, Reply)
yeah, he thought you were a prick.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:31, Reply)
Who's most likely to give me some under tops action at the back of the pub?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:30, Reply)
Darth.
zzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:30, Reply)
Would I fuck
Circumcised? Never gonna happen
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:38, Reply)
it's because he's jewish isn't it?
YOU MONSTER!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:42, Reply)
It's actually specifically circumcision
Bear in midn that as a vegetarian's boyfriend the cheese that accumulates under the average male foreskin is my only source of protein
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:49, Reply)
that and all the cum

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:51, Reply)
Good for your skin too
Most people blame the acne they get in their teens on hormones; in my case it was down to my brief "No Bukkake" phase
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:55, Reply)
I'd like to go for a pint with you gonz.
you look like a jolly fellow.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:31, Reply)
Didn't you get any action at the weekend?
Very poor show, that.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:33, Reply)
Alt: Two Hats seems like a jolly good egg

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:30, Reply)
you prick, he's very sensitive about his weight!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:30, Reply)
You're all cunts
except for those of you that aren't cunts.

Some of the cunts are good cunts though.

I hope this clarifies everything.

Alt: I'm torn between Monty and buying the man some booze and swipe to try and convince her not to hang out with bent man-children. Or possibly Darth to discuss "the football", but I might have to wear my anti-bumming pants and they aren't comfy. I don't know, mumpers, it's just too hard to choose. You're probably nearest.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:31, Reply)
B4SH B4SH B4SH B4SH B4SH B4SH B4SH B4SH B4SH B4SH B4SH B4SH B4SH B4SH B4SH B4SH

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:32, Reply)
We could go out on Sauchiehall Street and have a sweepstake on who gets stabbed first.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:42, Reply)
contrary to the popular view of scots being mean we're actually very generous
stabbings for everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:43, Reply)
I bet I'd win though, simply by virtue of sounding English.
stabbings for everyone, but sassenachs first.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:45, Reply)
the term in these parts in "chib"
ahm gonnae chib you ya cunt!
I am going to stab you, dear chap.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:47, Reply)
I live in edinburgh
over here they get their footman to cut you for them.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:48, Reply)
I thought they just rolled you down a hill.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:49, Reply)
that too.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:53, Reply)
must be fun to give directions to fat tourists.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:55, Reply)
There's nothing I could do to them right now
to make their lives any worse than Edinburgh council have managed.

it's a constant game of "which road will we have shut entirely for a year today?"
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 11:06, Reply)
When I was a student
I would happily walk around the middle of Glasgow on my own at 3am and felt perfectly safe.

Glasgow's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:49, Reply)
No one would fuck with you though b3th, would they?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:51, Reply)
I'm not as hard as Amberl, obviously
but I have a very impressive death glare.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:53, Reply)
I know.
well, some bits of it are fucking awful, let's not pretend that, but mostly it's a bit Ross Kemp. Makes out it's hard as fuck but actually it loves sunblushed tomatoes, prosecco and it cries at "one born every minute"
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:52, Reply)
I saw someone crash through a pub window in maryhill once.
I thought that only happened in westerns.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:54, Reply)
I've seen a few westerns.
Never seen a Maryhill pub in any of them, though.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:55, Reply)
they even have spitoons :(

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:56, Reply)
yeah, you're a chick.
I've walked through the city centre at three and not been attacked. only cause everyone was already fighting someone else.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:52, Reply)
feeling left out here, badge
:'(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:33, Reply)
Man, Q, I never thought you'd want to hang with the dullards like me.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:37, Reply)
but you know everything about everything
it would be like drinking with a hockey playing encyclopaedia
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:38, Reply)
*citation needed

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:40, Reply)
careful
it's almost like Q is a nickname or something
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:38, Reply)
its an abbreviation
not some anthropomorphisised bullshit PRICKNAME for a cunt
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:43, Reply)
excuse my language, i get really angry on this subject

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:47, Reply)
You should definitely buy me some booze.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:37, Reply)
you have excellent taste

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:38, Reply)
to quote Frankie Boyle
"You're a cunt, but it's okay. I like cunts."
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:38, Reply)
I'd be delighted to meet up with you, b3thers, but I'm afraid I'm allergic to Somerset.
You'd have to come somewhere else
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:44, Reply)
doesn't anybody listen to me?
I SAID, I'll be heading to Fife tomorrow.

Jeez.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:45, Reply)
It's just a shame that you'll never set foot outside of Weston really.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:46, Reply)
Fuck that, every time I cross the bridge into the kingdom the temperature drops by 10 degrees and a lone wolf howls
It's like Mordor.

whereabouts in Fife? how long for?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:49, Reply)
It's how they keep the population down to just troglodytes.
and my parents.

Glenrothes. Till Monday.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:51, Reply)
It fucking works

that's just not Edinburgh though. damn you.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:54, Reply)
i'd definitely b4sh with everyone down the dev

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:35, Reply)
We should organise a b4sh, just you and me and neither of us turn up

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:36, Reply)
it's a Monday so hopefully everyone can make it yah ?
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/24450
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:41, Reply)
You should organise it at my flat.
and I'll go out.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:42, Reply)
key's under the mat kind of thing?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:45, Reply)
Car keys in a fruit bowl kind of thing.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:45, Reply)
Yep, and keyhole wired to the mains.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 11:08, Reply)
I like CQ because I have 'thing' for Wilf Lunn Phileas Fogg shitarses.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:42, Reply)
I'd like to meet you and DJ at the same time
and try to guess which one was the evil twin.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:44, Reply)
I had a nice chat with CQ about you over a pint on Thursday
I understand your frustration with the boy Monters, but seriously, you're nearly 40, get over it. Or see a doctor. Or get one of those Swedish pump things.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:51, Reply)
is there a backstory here we don't know about
cos from what i've seen CQ kind of had a bit of a breakdown and left for no reason?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:53, Reply)
I actually missed all that Q
and to be honest his reasons for not being about are none of my concern, he's a lovely bloke IRL and that's all I'm fussed about
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:56, Reply)
he seemed like a nice guy
he was one of the first here to give me a chance, he seemed to lose it a bit though

i was worried about him
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:58, Reply)
He'll be pleased to hear that

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 11:02, Reply)

He's alright Q, I don't think he will be back for a while though. I'll tell him you were asking if he could come out and play.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 11:22, Reply)
What happened to TGB?
Is she dead?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:56, Reply)
Wid da Angles

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:56, Reply)
he's dead man, hit by a bus
people were gutted here for ages, i'm surprised you missed it
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:57, Reply)
Nah, Lusty got pissed up with her and her mum about a week ago.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:58, Reply)
I saw Lusty's hair on FB

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 11:04, Reply)
Her hair has its own page?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 11:21, Reply)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 11:22, Reply)
My wife was asking who Lusty was last night and why she has called Leia "Little Tatooine" on facebook
hah!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 11:25, Reply)
Swipe, Rory and Monty.
Gaz me for reasons why.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:58, Reply)
sexy shenanigans

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:59, Reply)
Something to do with Britishness?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:59, Reply)
nah it's a union, jack

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 11:01, Reply)
Monty's German and Rory's Irish
So no. Maybe something to do with losing wars, based on the above
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 11:01, Reply)

Monty is part Scots, Rory is a potato dodger and Swipe is northern. It would be like totes cosmopolitan.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 11:01, Reply)
Monty certainly is Wholly Rude

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 11:22, Reply)

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