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you're all so mean and bitter these days, lets all have a snugglewuggle.pick someone and say something nice about them.
I like monty because he's poor and poor people are always willing to give you their last jaffa cake.
Alt: if you could meet a b3tan you've never met who would it be and what would you say to them?
Altalt: why do some stupid pricks insist that a jaffa cake is a biscuit? clue's in the name, numbnuts!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:47,
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I like Jeff cos he does funniezalt: I want to meet barry so i can rain down some holy accord vengence on him for being a tea leaf.
altalt: the cake bit is important as cakes do not attract VAT
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:50,
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baz is a thief?what did he steal?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:51,
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but how is he supposed to have the gay sex now?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:57,
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I think you've had enough by now.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:04,
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You can never have enough gay sex.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:09,
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I also like Rswipe cos she says she loves me and it makes my willy feel funny(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:52,
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she'll let you shit on her if you buy her a pint.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:57,
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Consistently HARDLY EVER shit(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:54,
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This is the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me*sobs*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:11,
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incontinent more like LOLOLOLOL!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:56,
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weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:10,
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I couldn't pick one I'd like to meetAll the b3tans I've met have been lovely
mark morrisons prison shoes is a most welcome addition to here. Thank you for joining our "special" group
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:53,
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I met you once. You were a massive prick.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:54,
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NOT REALLY!!!!You're average sized.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:55,
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I'll always be the outsider :'((
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:56,
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Alt: I'd like to meet Mark Morrison's Prison Shoes, because he seems all lovely and fluffy.I wouldn't say anything, I'd just give him a big hug.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:53,
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looks like it's daisy chain time.oh alt question, who would you bum and let bum you?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:58,
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I like Nakersbecause he always makes me feel good about myself.
Altalt: I had one of those 'NICE' biscuits once. Lying cunts, it was shit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:54,
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If only the same were true about Kroney.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:55,
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probably because they're french(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:55,
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i wish these didn't make me laugh so muchbut they always do.
well, the good ones do.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:16,
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Darth is an entertaining fellow, and he owes me a few pints.That's about as kind as I'm willing to be to him today.
Alt: Not sure really, there's still a fair few I'd like to meet.
Alt Alt: They're fucking disgusting either way.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:56,
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If I could meet one b3tan it would be the one with the nicest arseJaffa cakes are indeed cakes though they are overrated.
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Peej, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:03,
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when can you be in glasgow?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:03,
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My sister married a man from just outside GlasgowI'm not impressed with the quality of arses in his family so you may have to do more to convince me.
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Peej, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:06,
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i said some mean things about scotland that i didn't mean yesterday mmpsplumdozer was being a nob, i hope you can forgive me xxx
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I could never stay angry at you!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:16,
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I don't know who that is :((
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:03,
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another member of qotw confused by the whole not having sex with family members social taboo www.b3tards.com/u/e908521f1c6e8c370697/jizzbox.jpg
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:08,
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Robert really missed his vocation as one of those war artists from the WW1, news from the front and all that(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:18,
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I've met some of you and all were lovelyIf I had to single one out it'd be BGB, she's great!
Alt: I can't think of any one B3TAN in particular I'd like to meet, I'd like to meet all of you!
I'd say "Hi, I'm Captain Placid" - now there's original!!
Altalt: The way to determine biscuitosity or cakefulness is as follows:-
A biscuit goes SOFT when it's stale
A cake goes HARD when it's stale
See! Easy when you know how.
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stop being bitter taht chomp dumped you for a better modelits unbecoming of a lady
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you think rape, you think paperclipsif you'd said cats, i would have said rogerboresme. if you'd said operation, i'd have said edmund. if you'd said bender, i've have said darth.
just because you don't really have a "thing" is no need to take it out on other people.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:15,
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You do have a thingYou are a Ford Probe driving office drone
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:19,
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i am sure you can take some tablets for that(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:19,
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Film thing you see at heap magic picture house.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:25,
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Yeah, thanks for ruining my fucking joke.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:34,
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he is either the neckless one, who posted a picture of himselfand then couldn't take the heat of people mocking him for looking like a greasy kebab selling weasel with no neck, so denied it.
or the weird one, who posted a picture of 3 random dudes, pretended one of them was him, then denied it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:23,
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I like Monty, cos he has good musical taste, and approves of Boris Johnson.Also AA, cos he wears a frock and is amusing. I've only met one B3tan I didn't get on with. You know who you are.
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OH MY GOD WHOEVER COULD THAT BE(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:09,
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IT'S SAFE TO SAY IT WAS ONE OF THOSE BLOODY MUSLIMS(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:17,
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it's good that they know their place.gobby chavs could learn from this, without needing the "stella slap."
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:19,
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VERY EFFICIENT THEY CAN WALK FOR MILES WITH THOSE POTS ON THEIR HEADS
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:20,
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or just use the tap in the kitchen.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:24,
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Calm down, Shaggy.*Mindpiss*
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:18,
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The screen wouldn't load, honest!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:20,
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*taps screen of watch**shakes head*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:19,
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Peter Sutcliffe had one of those.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:23,
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Rello!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:19,
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Am I doing this right?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:28,
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i like that rachelswipe, she's coolalt: i would like to meet rory. he makes me laugh.
alt alt: jaffa cakes are fit. esp the limited edition lemon/lime ones.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:13,
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omg YESand you, ape. i'd happily meet you.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:15,
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I do have better than average personal hygene(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:17,
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Today - and only today - the date oalmost continues your sig for youTomorrow it'll look like a commentary on a mass lesbian wedding
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sssh now. why don't you go back to your HILARIOUS list of shouted swearwords.that should occupy you for a good few minutes.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:22,
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LOL!sorry, I should just beaker about myself like anyone gives a fuck.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:23,
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sometimes you dohow else do we know about your sick partner and where you live and blah blah mcblah
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:24,
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can I shit on your chest now?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:25,
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noi don't like it if you ask first. takes away the element of surprise.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:26,
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My Granddad was in the war and he fucked LOADS of Germans.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:28,
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I like TGB 'cause she left.Alt - Barry, so I could spill something on his designer threads
Alt alt, don't care either way, Jaffa cakes are shit.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:17,
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What about pink wafers? They're nice.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:23,
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why the fuck are you still here ?!?!?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:24,
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in a point and laugh way?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:22,
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Nah, they'd both be alright for a drink I'd expect.I dunno how well we'll get on, but neither are boring like some.
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So you want to get bummed or go shopping? Plus if you met them both simultaneouslyYour chance of getting aids will increase as baz will steal all the rubbers.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:22,
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I thought you'd been double dating with Darth already?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:23,
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This is most unexepectedAlthough I suspect you may have met EVERYONE else
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Best b3tan meeting I've had was with Dr Preference Wormulus, Monty and Donkey Gums.(, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:32, Reply)
Flapjack, Gonz, Noit, Baldmonkey, and Fouricci were all good to talk to.(, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:34, Reply)
Well that is a much better reasonPresumably this is why you keep materialising in Norwich.
Gaz me when the prospect of a weekend spent entirely shagging gets dull and we'll have a pint.
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I have been offered moule frites and ridiculous beer at the belgian pub next time I'm down,but not got a date set. I'll let you know.
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Oh yeah the Belgian Monk, right near the BirdcageDoes the missus live round Pottergate way by any chance? It is really nice there to be fair, and the Monk is excellent, you'll love it.
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Nah she lives by the hospital, which is in the middle of no where.I think I went to the belgian monk in about 2004 but I couldn't be sure.
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Christ, yes it isThreescore way? You can't get fucking anywhere from there without driving, especially since the buses are so crap.
Everyone will tell you this, but try the cherry beer at the Monk. It's fucking lovely. But be warned, you'll be hammered before you know it, cos it's like drinking cherryade.
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He's very intense, and is wakki, but unlike most people that are that excitable, he listens to other people and isn't "ooh look at me"
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Silly Darth.Everyone knows I'm the bestest.
Everyone who's actually met me, anyway.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:32,
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Darth really ought to get his fucking act together and go to a bash.(
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It's not an act, it's a serious piece of pornography-based dramatic satire(, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:32, Reply)
says the dude who lurked for 8 years before bashing anyone's bishop but his own(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:32,
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Yeah. Eight years.Surprisingly coincidental timeframe, that.
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Kroney, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:38,
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AA alerted me to a superb gig Thursday gone, and is responsible for my sig so yes, I owe him several pints, and will thoroughly enjoy sharing them with him. Even if he does fuck goats.
Alt: b3th, Amberl or BGB; "Nice tits" /protests too much
AltAlt: The correct definition is "eurgh, nasty, fuck right off"
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GET OUT!!!oh wait, you already are. gaylolz
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:26,
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I'd like to meet you all*, because that's how nice I am. But as bashes are always somewhere that involves heavy drinking or in scary places that aren't London, that seems unlikely to happen any time soon.
*well, most of you, but there's no point naming names of the others.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:27,
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I'd like to meet darth because I heard that despite the ballroom dancing and gay sexhe's actually quite manly and is well fit.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:28,
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I would love to know who told you thatI've only met 4 b3tans IRL and can't imagine any of them would admit to saying it
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just what I heard like, christ! take a fucking compliment.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:35,
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I always have trouble accepting complimentsand coming from a b3tan the chances of it being a wind-up are multiplied by a factor of bastardry
But thank you
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YOU'RE FUCKING WELCOMEchrist.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:41,
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For some reasonI read all your posts in the same (internal) voice I hear when I read Text From Dog.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:43,
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*wags tail*by tail I mean cock.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:45,
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Well don't tell anyone, but I heard t hat Nakers is a grade A twat.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:41,
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Well, I didn't want to break a confidence, but yes, yes you did.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:48,
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All the b3tans I've met have been lovely and entertaining, and didn't mug, rape, or murder me.That's about as nice a thing as I can say about them.
Alt: I'd want to meet all the rest of you, so I could ask you why none of you want to meet me. *cries*
Alt alt: because people are fucking stupid.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:28,
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yes, people are stupid.lets have a super secret B4SH, just you and me.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:30,
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I *am* heading back to god's own country tomorrow...Would you dare venture into the Kingdom?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:31,
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LOTR sex games?sure, I'll be that elf wench and you be the rugged guy.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:33,
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fife sex games?dunno about that, I'm not into sheep.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:40,
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I'd meet you, but I'm not going to WSMsoz
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:33,
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yeah?Well, that's your loss, you bent spastic.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:38,
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I'd like to meet Rory. I wish I'd never met Wormulus as he's a cunt. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:28,
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I think I'd quite like to meet Rory, Chompy and Quentinto see if they were different IRL.
Internet = srs bzns
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:30,
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You've got about as much chance of meeting Roryas Ed Milliband has of becoming Prime Minister, soz.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:31,
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yeah, he thought you were a prick.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:31,
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Who's most likely to give me some under tops action at the back of the pub?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:30,
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it's because he's jewish isn't it? YOU MONSTER!!!!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:42,
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It's actually specifically circumcisionBear in midn that as a vegetarian's boyfriend the cheese that accumulates under the average male foreskin is my only source of protein
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Good for your skin tooMost people blame the acne they get in their teens on hormones; in my case it was down to my brief "No Bukkake" phase
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I'd like to go for a pint with you gonz.you look like a jolly fellow.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:31,
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Didn't you get any action at the weekend?Very poor show, that.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:33,
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Alt: Two Hats seems like a jolly good egg(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:30,
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you prick, he's very sensitive about his weight!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:30,
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You're all cuntsexcept for those of you that aren't cunts.
Some of the cunts are good cunts though.
I hope this clarifies everything.
Alt: I'm torn between Monty and buying the man some booze and swipe to try and convince her not to hang out with bent man-children. Or possibly Darth to discuss "the football", but I might have to wear my anti-bumming pants and they aren't comfy. I don't know, mumpers, it's just too hard to choose. You're probably nearest.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:31,
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B4SH B4SH B4SH B4SH B4SH B4SH B4SH B4SH B4SH B4SH B4SH B4SH B4SH B4SH B4SH B4SH(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:32,
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We could go out on Sauchiehall Street and have a sweepstake on who gets stabbed first.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:42,
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contrary to the popular view of scots being mean we're actually very generousstabbings for everyone!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:43,
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I bet I'd win though, simply by virtue of sounding English.stabbings for everyone, but sassenachs first.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:45,
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the term in these parts in "chib"ahm gonnae chib you ya cunt!
I am going to stab you, dear chap.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:47,
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I live in edinburghover here they get their footman to cut you for them.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:48,
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I thought they just rolled you down a hill.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:49,
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that too.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:53,
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must be fun to give directions to fat tourists.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:55,
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There's nothing I could do to them right nowto make their lives any worse than Edinburgh council have managed.
it's a constant game of "which road will we have shut entirely for a year today?"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 11:06,
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When I was a studentI would happily walk around the middle of Glasgow on my own at 3am and felt perfectly safe.
Glasgow's lovely.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:49,
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No one would fuck with you though b3th, would they?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:51,
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I'm not as hard as Amberl, obviouslybut I have a very impressive death glare.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:53,
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I know.well, some bits of it are fucking awful, let's not pretend that, but mostly it's a bit Ross Kemp. Makes out it's hard as fuck but actually it loves sunblushed tomatoes, prosecco and it cries at "one born every minute"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:52,
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I saw someone crash through a pub window in maryhill once.I thought that only happened in westerns.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:54,
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I've seen a few westerns.Never seen a Maryhill pub in any of them, though.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:55,
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they even have spitoons :((
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:56,
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yeah, you're a chick.I've walked through the city centre at three and not been attacked. only cause everyone was already fighting someone else.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:52,
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Man, Q, I never thought you'd want to hang with the dullards like me. (
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:37,
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but you know everything about everythingit would be like drinking with a hockey playing encyclopaedia
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*citation needed(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:40,
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carefulit's almost like Q is a nickname or something
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:38,
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its an abbreviationnot some anthropomorphisised bullshit PRICKNAME for a cunt
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You should definitely buy me some booze.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:37,
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to quote Frankie Boyle"You're a cunt, but it's okay. I like cunts."
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:38,
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I'd be delighted to meet up with you, b3thers, but I'm afraid I'm allergic to Somerset.You'd have to come somewhere else
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:44,
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doesn't anybody listen to me?I SAID, I'll be heading to Fife tomorrow.
Jeez.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:45,
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It's just a shame that you'll never set foot outside of Weston really.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:46,
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Fuck that, every time I cross the bridge into the kingdom the temperature drops by 10 degrees and a lone wolf howlsIt's like Mordor.
whereabouts in Fife? how long for?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:49,
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It's how they keep the population down to just troglodytes.and my parents.
Glenrothes. Till Monday.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:51,
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It fucking worksthat's just not Edinburgh though. damn you.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:54,
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i'd definitely b4sh with everyone down the dev(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:35,
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We should organise a b4sh, just you and me and neither of us turn up(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:36,
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it's a Monday so hopefully everyone can make it yah ?www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/24450
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:41,
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Car keys in a fruit bowl kind of thing.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:45,
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I like CQ because I have 'thing' for Wilf Lunn Phileas Fogg shitarses.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:42,
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I'd like to meet you and DJ at the same timeand try to guess which one was the evil twin.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:44,
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I had a nice chat with CQ about you over a pint on ThursdayI understand your frustration with the boy Monters, but seriously, you're nearly 40, get over it. Or see a doctor. Or get one of those Swedish pump things.
(, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:51, Reply)
is there a backstory here we don't know aboutcos from what i've seen CQ kind of had a bit of a breakdown and left for no reason?
(, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:53, Reply)
I actually missed all that Qand to be honest his reasons for not being about are none of my concern, he's a lovely bloke IRL and that's all I'm fussed about
(, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:56, Reply)
he seemed like a nice guyhe was one of the first here to give me a chance, he seemed to lose it a bit though
i was worried about him
(, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:58, Reply)
He's alright Q, I don't think he will be back for a while though. I'll tell him you were asking if he could come out and play.
(, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 11:22, Reply)
he's dead man, hit by a buspeople were gutted here for ages, i'm surprised you missed it
(, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:57, Reply)
Nah, Lusty got pissed up with her and her mum about a week ago.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:58,
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My wife was asking who Lusty was last night and why she has called Leia "Little Tatooine" on facebookhah!
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Peej, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 11:25,
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Something to do with Britishness?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:59,
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Monty's German and Rory's IrishSo no. Maybe something to do with losing wars, based on the above
(, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 11:01, Reply)
Monty is part Scots, Rory is a potato dodger and Swipe is northern. It would be like totes cosmopolitan.
(, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 11:01, Reply)
Monty certainly is Wholly Rude(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 11:22,
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