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That thread's getting to long. Time for a new one.
Ask your own question. I can't be bothered.
EDIT This is not an 'ask Battered' thread, so please stop asking me questions. Thanks very much.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:50,
205 replies,
latest was 13 years ago)
Why can't you be bothered Battered?
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PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:52,
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cos he's a lazy cunt.
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:52,
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Yes.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:52,
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Haven't you passed out yet?
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PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:56,
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I'm conscious and still typing, what the fuck do you think?
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:57,
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I will rephrase: Why haven't you passed out yet?
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PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:57,
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cos I stopped drinking?
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:58,
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Aren't you tired?
Or is the thrill of your bullying keeping you awake. Every cruel put down another burst of adrenalin.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:00,
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No I am kinda tired, just not sleepy yet.
I've had a lot of sugar tonight.
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:03,
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sugar bacaine.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:04,
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what the fuck is Bacaine?
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:10,
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bacon+cocaine
monty invented it
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:11,
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My friends makin this tonight
because he want's to make the perfect bloody mary.
blenderbooze.blogspot.co.uk/2011/02/fat-washing-process-for-bacon-infused.html
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PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:14,
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that looks and sounds awful
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:14,
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that's cheating
it's basically bacon and ketchup
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:18,
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Thats delightfully awful
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:27,
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LIES!
I did
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:24,
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erm, no
you have no cocaine
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:38,
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I think you'll find I made the word
Check the popular page
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:54,
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You're overtired, stop showing off.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:07,
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YOU AIN'T HER MUM
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:11,
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Apathy Chompy. Mere apathy.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:52,
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what's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:55,
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Battered is both at once.
so it doesn't matter
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:56,
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technically the answer is "i don't know and i don't care"
but i will take yours
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:58,
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Don't know and can't be arsed to find out
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:59,
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meh
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:27,
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What do you class as a "proper" job/
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-18720023
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:53,
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Why don't you have a job Bear Pookie?
What kindof a man are you that you don't have a job?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:54,
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I'm resting Rory.
I'm between careers.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:55,
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What are your careers Bear Pookie ?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:57,
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yeah right I'm trying to get to know the real bear pookie, the man behind the trilby and dss payments and now you've run away
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:03,
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I'm hiding Rory.
Because of your bullying.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:07,
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if i'd got sacked by everest windows I wouldn't tell anyone either
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:11,
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We fitted the best.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:13,
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Prostitute
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:55,
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How many times have you been unfaithful to your wife ?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:53,
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I've been unfaithful to yours,
by potting the brown, when she only wanted the pink.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:55,
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but you're a middleaged virgin bear pookie
try and get to first base with someone who aint your mum first
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:56,
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Zero. So far.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:57,
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not even someone holding your willy?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:58,
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Nope.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:00,
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you've been raping women with your eyes though
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:02,
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Obviously.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:03,
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What else are eyes even for?
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Kroney, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:04,
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making jelly on toast
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:10,
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So I meant nothing to you???
Stunned was right - you ARE a bastard!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:59,
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Hahahaha.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:00,
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Are you still in contact with the other Smurfs?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:54,
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I have Vanity Smurf hanging off my phone.
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:56,
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"Who's the Papa?"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:27,
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When are you going to stop sending me sexually aggressive gazzes?
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Kroney, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:55,
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NEVER.
Oh wait. Wrong person. Sorry.
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:56,
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What time is it in spiderland?
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:58,
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midnight. Again.
I should really go to sleep soon...
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:00,
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How can you sleep when your bed is burning?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:01,
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it's not burning, it's toasty and warm and smells like my favourite person.
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:03,
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The time has come
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:06,
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i wish this was in reply to kroney's strikethrough
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:10,
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bed pee
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Kroney, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:04,
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You just send me aggressive gazzes.
I told you, I'm NOT GIVING YOU MY LUNCH MONEY.
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Kroney, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:01,
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How do you get up onto the loo? Or do you have a potty?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:57,
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Are you still in touch with the other six?
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:57,
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how come your small?
is it geneteic or did you not get enough iron when you were (still are) little?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:59,
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Iron has very little to do with height.
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:00,
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Unless you hit someone on the head enough with one.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:01,
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Iron wouldn't have had any bearing on how tall he became.
If you require any further nutritional advice just gaz me, yeah?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:01,
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what does then tangles?
calcimum? i thought it was our iron rich diet now which made us taller?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:02,
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no, it was the collective increase in all general ions, minerals, carbohydrates, proteins and fats.
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:04,
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Calcium is more likely to have a bearing as it is required for bone development.
See also Magnesium and Vitamins D & K.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:04,
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See also: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:06,
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Did I ever tell you about the time I bought some weed in Berlin?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:08,
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Oh man. NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN.
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:09,
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Why, no! No you didn't!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:13,
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Okay, here's a question.
Can any of you shitcunts get me an invitation to pinterest? I frankly can't be arsed going to hunt one out.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:59,
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Don't bother. It's crap.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:01,
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I kind of need it for business purposes.
I never joined up myself as I can't really see the point of it. But it looks to be quite useful for brand awareness and stuff.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:05,
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No
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Kroney, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:01,
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+n
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:05,
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Nno?
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:06,
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Sure, I can!
I'll post an invite on your 'FB wall' as soon as I've finished this tweet.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:02,
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By which I mean 'no, don't be fucking stupid'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:02,
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If you had a Facebook I would molest it. ALL. THE. TIME.
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:02,
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Such relentless bullying.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:04,
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She really is frightful
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:06,
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I'm just glad she's all the way over in Yabbie Creek or I'd be shit-scared.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:07,
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Fuck off the pair of you, I'm smashing.
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:08,
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+ people's faces in
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:09,
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I heard she was in West Warratah.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:09,
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I heard it was a town like Malice
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:10,
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+dabby-doo
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:17,
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i would post kittens. And happy hippy songs. and recipes for cooking.
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:08,
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That was a lovely pic of you Lusty and mini you on FACEBOOK!
I showed it to the wife.
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Peej, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:13,
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Did you tell her that in return
you'd showed us a picture of her in her underwear?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:15,
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I have loads of pictues of that shes got them on her own facebook
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Peej, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 8:48,
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it really is isn't it? I squealed.
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:16,
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As I posted in the reply there... shame about the ugly one in the middle.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:20,
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Oh that's YOU?!
*stalks*
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:22,
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*blocks*
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:24,
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You can't block me if you don't know who I am.
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:26,
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Don't worry, Porkylips told me exactly who you are.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:28,
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that rapscallion!
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:31,
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Go on Battered - perve her up really good.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:31,
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Done and Done
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:40,
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Yeah, Len and Lusty both look good.
There's some creepy old man in shot, though.
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Kroney, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:19,
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that's your reflection in the monitor
you belming bellend
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:29,
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Hah!
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Kroney, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:33,
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Were you selling kettles?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:38,
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I don't think I've seen that.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:20,
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Are we Facebook friends?
I now know who Battered is, he looks really small in his profile pic but he might just be far away
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Peej, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:22,
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It always amuses me to see pictures on facebook of people who refuse to be on there
m ro
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:35,
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Do you really represent the Lollipop guild?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:02,
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CITY AM reckons we are on the verge of govt melt-down
will there be a general election soon?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:05,
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No.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:06,
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No. Fixed term parliament.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:07,
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Not if they tear up the coalition agreement.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:10,
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That's not really applicable if the governemtn collapses and a vote of no confidence is passed.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:10,
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I blame Tony Blair.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:11,
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It won't happen now
www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/jul/11/david-cameron-offer-lords-reformClegg will capitulate on Lords reform like the spineless piece of shit that he is, and will then vote through the boundary changes.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:14,
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You've never forgiven Cleggsy have you?
HE DUPED YOU GOOD AND PROPER.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:15,
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He did indeed.
I bet you're glad you've never been caught out like that through your cunning plan of never actually doing anything.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:18,
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My 'they're all utter cunts' theory has been proven to be correct time and time again.
I have yet to be convinced otherwise.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:21,
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Hahah warning, may not contain any milk
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:25,
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to be fair to clegg, he's got fuck all power
he's just latched onto someone else's to his detriment
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:16,
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He could have had power if he'd actually chosen to stick to his guns on something.
But he has gone over every time.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:17,
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This, every time he has a chance to show a little backbone he caves.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:18,
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if he'd stuck to his guns the conservatives would tell him to fuck off
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:18,
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Then they would have to govern with a minority, which they wouldn't have done.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:22,
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bored now
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:25,
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His 'guns' consist of a water pistol and a 2nd had cap gun.
But his mum confiscated the caps.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:22,
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I can't see Milliband having the guts to call for a vote.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:11,
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Like off of Star Wars?
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:12,
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EXACTLY like off Star Wars.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:13,
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Ooooooh. Exciting.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:14,
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Yes
Then we find out that Peter Mandelson is Cameron's father
and Clegg is Jar Jar Binks
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:18,
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did you know that star wars, indiana jones and superman themes are all just three notes apart?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:15,
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I do tend to start off with one and go into the other quite easily. Now I know it's not only because I'm a spastic.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:17,
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and quantum leap and the a team
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:18,
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Now you're just teasing me!
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:19,
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and Rizzle Kicks 'Down with the trumpets'
is a sample of the original rocky theme
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:20,
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What, all the way through?
That would make them exactly the same tune but in different keys, you Deacon.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:20,
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when i make up facts i prefer not to be correct in any way
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:20,
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Me too!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:25,
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no you don't
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:26,
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That was another of my made-up posts!!!!
I got you AGAIN!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:26,
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d'oh!
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:30,
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duh duh dunnnnnnn, duuuhhhhh duuuhhhhh duhhhhhh, duhhhhhh, du du du duhhh, duhhhhh, dNNNNNN, duhhhhhhhhh DU SUPERMAN.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:31,
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star wars theme, yeah?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:33,
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May the plan be of steel
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:34,
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i'd raid your ark
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:38,
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you're my kryptonite Q.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:38,
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you're my Rene Bolloq
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:44,
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What size heels is it acceptable for the smaller man to wear?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:12,
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I heard he gets his in the same place that Kiss shop.
That's what I heard.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:14,
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i hope they stock his usual brand of condoms 'for the smaller gentleman' or that would be embarrassing
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:20,
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I saw this in York, I heard it brings all the boys to the yard
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Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:21,
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can you photoshop darths head onto that please
cheers
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:23,
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licking his liips and winking if possible
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:23,
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first you lead bobby on
with your musical flirting.
now this.
it's disgusting.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:28,
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you should hear what i do with a vibrator, my fingers and some lube
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:30,
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it's MMPS isn't it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:31,
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and every other letter of the alphabet
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:32,
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No. it's ME you knob.
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:36,
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what a way to break it to someone that they have chronic fatigue syndrome
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:38,
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Oh my god. I actually facepalmed at this.
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:39,
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careful you'll get fanny batter in your eye
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:40,
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Or a vibrator
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:43,
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my vibe is too small to hurt my eyes.
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:44,
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bullet eh?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:44,
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best kind of bullet.
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:45,
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or a finger
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:50,
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Don't forget the Baileys
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:35,
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and an aero yogurt for my thrush
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:36,
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dude... you might wanna get that checked out..
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:39,
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Are you actually asking for a cockgaz here?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:42,
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NO.
I'm saying go to a fucking doctor. I'm not a doctor!
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:46,
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a fucking doctor?
over here we call them urologists
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:47,
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Does it consist of hallucinogens, or speed,
like the ones in Clockwork Orange?
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:31,
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....brings all the mongs to the yard
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:37,
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Latest: festival of lolcatz
www.bbc.com/news/technology-18795123
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:27,
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*buys tickets*
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PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:37,
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*buys explosives*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:40,
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hahahahahahhahahhahahaha
it's funny because you're poor.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:41,
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You could go dressed as a zombie.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:41,
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*buys vibrator, fingers and lube*
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:42,
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If you have to buy fingers, you're already doing it wrong you fucktard.
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:45,
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AGGRESSION
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:49,
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Oh, sorry
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:03,
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You should buy one of these
b3ta.com/board/10801901
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PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:45,
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The sex toy equivilent of a circular saw as my girlfriend described it yesterday.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:48,
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i love it when you say that
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:48,
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Say what?
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PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:49,
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"my girlfriend"
it's so sweet
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:49,
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What do you call your lady friend?
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PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:50,
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wWENCH
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:51,
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i call her my girlfriend, but is just nice when you say it
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:51,
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I call mine the mrs.
She gets annoyed sometimes.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:53,
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Well you ARE married, what does she expect you to call her?
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:57,
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call her your current wife
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:07,
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it me
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:50,
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how did you buy fingers?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:46,
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KitKats innit
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:55,
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fish, fudge, etc
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:02,
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