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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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how many people have you boned?
and how many of them post on b3ta?

that would have stirred things up. you should have asked that.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:21, 8 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Very few
Zero

HAPPY NOW
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:26, Reply)
Everybody would be in single figures
except you, in triples.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:29, Reply)
pfffffft!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:30, Reply)
+t

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:33, Reply)
There was only one Tin Man in the Wizard of Oz

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:36, Reply)
And I definitely haven't fucked him.
I've had that scarecrow but then, who hasn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:37, Reply)
I'm just amazed
at how many people from here have carnal knowledge of my mother.
You think you know a person....
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:32, Reply)
I'm keeping the total amount to myself
And 3.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:33, Reply)
Totals - around 35
b3ta - None I think! (apart from you darling)
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:34, Reply)
I just didn't want to be the first to admit to how many I've slept with altogether
It's around 25 for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:35, Reply)
Wanks don't count, even with a pint of mince

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:37, Reply)
People, not wanks.
And if you've only wanked 25 times in your life, I'm shocked.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:37, Reply)
I'm not
Lot of mirrors in Apey's house
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:40, Reply)
Meant to tell you fella, I'm off to see Avenue Q next week!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:46, Reply)
BEST
SHOW

EVER
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:49, Reply)
Oh, if we're counting wanks
then I've slept with over four thousand people.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:42, Reply)
+a day

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:42, Reply)
Hang on...
You're 31, yes? So you've had approx 200 wanks a year since you worked out how?

BOLLOCKS
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:43, Reply)
+ empty and ruined

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:44, Reply)
Oh Christ, really?
I dread to think what the actual figure is.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:45, Reply)
let's say 19 years of wanking
on average 4 times a week = 19 x 52 x 4 = 3,952

allow for frenetic teenage chimpdom plus years of girlfriend and 4,000 is probably about right.

you desperado.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:54, Reply)
You have nailed 3 b3tans?
You chubby chaser!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:34, Reply)
Yes, I have.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:35, Reply)
Darth, Monty and Bella

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:35, Reply)
I've never met Monty.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:38, Reply)
Glory hole was it?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:39, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:39, Reply)
damnit
you've shagged as many b3tans as I have men in general - tart!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:36, Reply)
You've had as many b3tans as I've had women
And you're ten years younger. And nowhere near as handsome.

*kills self*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:37, Reply)
Yeah but how many men has he had eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:38, Reply)
Depends on your definition
A lot of gay men I know don't do anal, and count anyone they've sucked off as a "shag"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:39, Reply)
None.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:39, Reply)

none twelvety
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:43, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:44, Reply)
Bella?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:45, Reply)
Darth's disguise

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:45, Reply)
NOEL

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:58, Reply)
COWARD

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:59, Reply)
3,
zero
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:36, Reply)
Twinsies!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:37, Reply)
ummm
yay?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:43, Reply)
To put the above into context
the average adult has had seven sexual partners, according to one half-remembered study I read about once.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:39, Reply)
not answering my own question
but 3 from b3ta. one good, one ok, one shite. but if you can't even get it in, it's not sex. there's a bright side to every eclipse.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:43, Reply)
Coward.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:46, Reply)
Is this a clue? Are you implying Noel is on this list?????

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:48, Reply)
No, just saying she's a coward for refusing to answer her own question.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:50, Reply)
I WAS MAKING A LOLJOKE.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:51, Reply)
I KNOW BUT I DECIDED TO RUIN IT HOPE THATS OK WITH YOU

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:51, Reply)
NOEL. COWARD.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:51, Reply)
YES I KNOW WHO NOEL COWARD IS I'M NOT A COMPLETE APE.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:54, Reply)
+R

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:56, Reply)
APER? I DONT GET IT

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:56, Reply)
I THINK IT'S SOMETHING TO DO WITH NOEL COWARD.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:57, Reply)
NOEL COWARD DO YOU GET IT????
NOEL. COWARD.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:51, Reply)
wasn't he gay?
doesn't sound like my type
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:53, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:55, Reply)
I really have no fucking idea. 50?
One.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:47, Reply)
stunned?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:49, Reply)
I was rather. Bit of an age gap and all that.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:50, Reply)
50? seriously?
where do people get the time/courage to chat up that many people? Was there a lesson I missed at school?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:51, Reply)
I've never consciously chatted anyone up in my life.
I just act(ed) like a prick and wait for hot chicks to try it on with
me.

EDIT also don't forget I am old.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:52, Reply)
i really don't understand the world

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:53, Reply)
Me neither.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:53, Reply)
re. your edit
I'm about your age, duh
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:53, Reply)
Are you? You look younger.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:57, Reply)
It's stuff like this
that leaves you dripping in fanny
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:58, Reply)
Knee deep in gash, son.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:59, Reply)
Wading through biff

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:59, Reply)
Up to my eyeballs in minge.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:00, Reply)
Hacking through a forest of slit.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:02, Reply)
The Dr Livingstone of muff.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:03, Reply)
Doing more parting than a busy barber.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:04, Reply)
rummaging in the wizards' sleeves

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:04, Reply)
Hoofing more cloppers than a blacksmith.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:05, Reply)
Inspecting more axe wounds than an Anglo Saxon army doctor

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:10, Reply)
schmoooooooooooth

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:04, Reply)
I'm 36
I think it's because I act like a young idiot
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:03, Reply)
What's it like having sex with a lady?
Putting your winkle in her thingy? Does it hurt?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:20, Reply)
It hurts them, I can tell you. That's more the hammer than the sex bit, though.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:20, Reply)
Spam hammer

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:31, Reply)
Spam Javelin.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:33, Reply)
the slinky sausage

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:34, Reply)
Yorkshire kipperlols.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:40, Reply)
So your still hanging around pookie

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:42, Reply)

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