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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So the public sector strike is off, and our lovely Olympics are saved.www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-18982453
Phew, I'm so glad. What are you glad about? What have you been happy about?
Alt, please feel free to start a lunch thread. I'm still looking at the morning coffee.
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I'm glad you bothered to start a new thread, even if it isn't as entertain as Ken throwing a strop on the internet.I haven't had lunch, or dinner. I didn't have time to eat and now I'm not hungry. I need a cup of tea though, to settle my nerves.
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I'm debating with myself whether to go for an omelette.It's all go here at Pookie Mansions.
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well, I was on tenterhooks with that onealt: I had scrambled eggs.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:14,
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I walked up to the market in the blazing sunand got me a roast bap - pork, beef and lamb. I am proper stuffed now.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:18,
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In Sunderland they do a "savoury" dip sandwichIt is all the offcuts of beef, pork, chicken, cat, etc. in a hot broth type mixture into a bun with pease pudding and stuffing. For extra noms, you get the top of your bun dipped too
They are quite simply the best sandwich EVAR!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:24,
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Say what you like about Geordies,they do know how to pig out in style.
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Mackem in SunderlandGeordie in Newcastle
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:30,
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Is the pease pudding 9 days old?or "Extra Mature" as they prefer to call it.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:29,
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Pease pudding hot, pease pudding cold, something something something something, nine days old.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:41,
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NNNNNOOOoooooooooooooOutfooded again, I've just had a Sausage, cheese cob with fried onions, mustard and HP sauce.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:30,
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You have outdone my lunchSainsburys MISERY sandwich, crisps and pop
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:31,
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Jeff, it is pure WIN in a bun(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:33,
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Whilst it really does, I'd have a fucking go on that.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:38,
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Is it worthwhile reading kens Reverse flounce?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:40,
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To my eternal shamea good 8 out of 10 of those, I'd gladly have crack at.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:40,
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I'm not interested in any of thge challengesbut the in between segments, happy days!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:41,
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The oyster one was rank. The spicy ones are the most entertaining. (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:51,
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Eat 100 oysters or go down on Bob's mum?Much of a muchness I reckon
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:54,
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Whats worst than shoving 100 oysters up your Bob's Mum's cunt?Shoving up 100 oysters up Bob's Mum's Cunt and licking out 101.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:01,
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This is what sporters was saying, only in a slightly more succinct mannerbut thanks for playing
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:04,
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The Four Horseman challenge frightens me.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:58,
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Refresh my memory(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:00,
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Ghost chillies in a burger.The end.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:01,
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Fuck that, where's the pleasure in that?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:04,
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Unless you get to feel up Demi Moore (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:06,
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He had to lick out four b3tans mum'sPestilance - Monty's mum, War - battered's mum, Famine - Quentin's Mum and Death - AA's mum
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:02,
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Where is the poisoned dwarf? (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:04,
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I did sense the south west had become a bit angrier, shitter, and smug(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:07,
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I thought that Dip
Double dip
and the other where its just swimming
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:41,
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Yeah, but that gravy looked horribly thin I thoughtgravy should be more vicous than water
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:43,
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true, although the eating stance well well funny(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:44,
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My bus driver this morning was a right grumpy cunt, he was refusing to open the doors for me even though we were at a bustop and he was in a traffic jamI totally believe that they deserve their bonuses.
alt: Roast chicken(maybe not quite cooked) minted yoghurt and cumin, sald, sandwich and a peach, which i ate in mere minutes rather than several longer units of time
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:35,
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You PunkassFirst you wish I get sacked, then you call me jim carry. I'm never going to gaz you again EVAH
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:43,
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did i wish you'd get sacked? sorry HH, i must be perma-blobbingyou and jim carrey appeared at the same time, you're the same to me
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I HATE YOU :'((
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:48,
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Gaz me a sorry note right now if you really mean it!!!!!!!!!!!(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:04,
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Thats B3TH's job bullying she was properBullying me and Jeffer's last night
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:30,
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i can believe it, hhshe was dead mean about me the other day, and when i asked why she just blanked me
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Thats because you've been stepped and know one can read anything youtype or answer you back till Fri. about 6pm
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:35,
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Glad that today I've managed to get quite a bit of work doneStill shitloads to do though.
Alt: Went to Sainsburys and got a couple of things off the Hot Counter, very nice.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:46,
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You ate two ready roasted chickens for lunch?You are Boggis aicmfmf
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:48,
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Nice bit of nostalgia for a sunny wednesdayFMF was always my favourite
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:52,
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It's one of his best for sure.This kind of thing is one of the upsides of parenting, you get to revisit all your childhood favourites.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:56,
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Boy was always my favourite, but BFG came a close second.Just mental that the stuff he wrote for older readers was so fucked up.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:57,
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Re childhood favourites,I'm not going to dignify this with a nonce comment.
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Mini ape has been given a box set of all Rhold Dahl books and all beatrix potter booksreally nice presents for her future
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:59,
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That is an excellent present.More the Roald Dahl ones though, I've never read any of the Beatrix Potter books.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:00,
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They are a bit twee and girly, but she is a girl so might like them(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:04,
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ALL the Roald Dahl books?You do know he wrote a bunch of pervy adult books, right?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:16,
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you know wat i mean, the kids selection box set(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:24,
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I was just hoping for "Daddy, what's a 'dildo' ?"(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:26,
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Fucking hell, that took a bit of thought, not heard that name in years!Nah, 2 hot & spicy chicken thighs and a sweet chilli chicken kebab.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:56,
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Boggis?Boggis, Bohggis, or Bodogisel (died circa 660) was the Merovingians Duke of Aquitaine from the death of Chilperic of Aquitaine in 632 until his death.
Did he like roast chicken, then?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:15,
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I'm sick of the Olympics and its had no negative effect on me whatsoever. Bandwagon cunt, that's me.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:02,
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I've 8 pages of notes to type up and I'm really putting it off...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:06,
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I really like you, Legoland or whatever your fucking name is.(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:21,
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It's Leona Dolebanger, I thinkShe's a regular on Jeremy Kyle.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:23,
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It's a diet of homemade stout and nandos(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:17,
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me too, i don't get itwhy would you only serve chciken? why would you make me queue then have table service? why are the chips so horrid? etc etc
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:21,
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Nah, girlfriend is a feeder. But I did have roasted pepper cous cous today. Which makes me better than you lot.
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I made cous cous last night with red onions, toasted pine nuts and pomegranet seedswith roasted vergetables and morrocan chcicken with a mint youghurt dressing.
it was nom.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:19,
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*golf claps*only because I stuck with it.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:24,
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It saysthat's great, i wish i wasn't such a home brew rapist then maybe I could have nommy chicken and cous cous.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:32,
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How long have you been sitting on that for?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:28,
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It's my last day at work, I'm allowed a burger at lunchtime.(
Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:19,
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Be careful with the ketchupI recommend getting someone else to open it if it's been sitting in the sun.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:25,
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I thought of you, and avoided Ketchup.I can recommend Giant Robot in Clerkenwell. It's good.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:30,
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i took my dog to the vet yesterday, she has a knot on her leg she's been gnawing atApparently it's self-mutilation because she is full of nervous energy, so they put her on antipsychotics.
This makes me glad, hoping it makes her normal
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:17,
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Only in america would they perscribe mental health drugs to a dogshe probably needs more excercise and a more stable home life, dogs are pretty simple really
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:20,
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:24,
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oh boy but what a result when they do!that gorgeous, sandpaper-y tongue
nom
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i think he was going for 'self-sauces, cunts'you have to know naked ape for a while before you "get" him
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Dogs are fascists too.When was the last time you saw a police cat?
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cats are too lazy to enforce anything other than nap time(
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:39,
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+a+ virgin, sat on a stool in my underpants in my mum's basement, looking longingly at the window as if somehow , by some miracle I might find the strength of will to peel my spotty backside off my stool and go outside and engage with the world. but I won't i never do.
*plays Skyrim some more*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:30,
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It's days like this that make me seriously considerswapping my habitual cotton trunk for a brief on account of persistantly clingy ballbags.
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Kroney, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:35,
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What a simply delightful mental image. Thank you *so* much.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:36,
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Much like the flight crew in successful WW2 film "The Memphis Belle"I'm having to manually drop the landing gear.
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Kroney, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:38,
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Do you have a small man secreted in your anus, shooting at any enemy "aircraft" behind you?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:41,
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i believe that this is true of every subsquent single they have produced since 1995(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:39,
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It's a lyric from the popular Foo Fighters songthat I referenced above.
God, Monty. I thought you knew music?
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Kroney, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:47,
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that's no way to talk about your mum's tits(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:09,
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I read that as "drown Kroners" and without any consious though my head started nodding.(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:45, Reply)
My gazbox has gone crazy about it!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:52,
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The Olympic torch just went past my office.Incredibly, reports are that the experience was not particularly exciting.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:49,
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You should have opened you window, if indeed it does open and pissed on it(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:51,
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Didn't stop some of the local moronsscreaming "go on, son" at the ginger remedial that waddled through Uxbridge. Some people really struggle for entertainment.
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Kroney, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:52,
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There was lots of shouting here, I am told.Shouting? Shouting at someone running along with something?
Nope, sorry. Try as I might, I cannot understand.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:54,
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slip him a digit, that put a smile on his face(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:57,
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ou may need to lick it and cover with coke first(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:57,
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Important to do the licking before and not after(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:20,
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pffthat's so two months ago
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:54,
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fucking picard had it earlierpopwatch.ew.com/2012/07/23/2012-olympics-torch-patrick-stewart/
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he peed his pantsTHEN WENT TO SEE THE TORCH LOL!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:01,
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I sat at my desk and did neither.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:02,
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Is this his ideal age range?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:06,
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There are sex pictures of her on the internet. Although having looked at her, fuck knows why you would want to see them.
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It's like snapped elastic, Stunned.I'm going to have to go run them under the cold tap in a minute
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