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Better than team GB, but still GOTEAMGB
I saw the gold postboxes in Milton Keynes today, are you all impressed?
How was your weekend? I saw McFly live.
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alright ta.Thus is all covered in Swipola's thread below.
Long live 2.0!
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I suppose if you put food dye on your cock right before you came,and there were five different guys, all with different colours of dye on their cocks, then you could theoretically get 5 colours of jizz.
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Why would you watch mcfly live? Were you grooming?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:52,
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They were playing at Hyde Park for the olympics live stuff.Saw 4 golds and McFly and St Etienne.
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I did have the joy of standing in front of 4 drunk yorkshire men during the 10,000meters. "come on you beautiful muslim" was what they were shouting.
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Bob Stanley from St Etienne's ex gf complained to my pal Matthat he preferred wanking to having sex with her. From then on we called him 'Hand Stanley'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:00,
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She's boss-eyed. No I haven't.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:26,
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I'd be more impressed by 'I saw McFly die' personally.Nah not really, I've nothing against them really.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:53,
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Yeah, but as a nation we have won lots of gold medals, so the Post Office is painting some post boxes gold in athletes home townsdon't think you guys have really won anything so i can see how this would confuse you. Oh just checked, New Zealand are doing better than you...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:56,
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Everyone knows that New Zealand is technically in Australian waters according to our constitution. Actually wait. Why am I pretending I give a flying rats arse about sports when I don't?
I think you need to stop being such a nobber Ape. This is TERRIBLE bullying on your part.
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You should. It rains a lot there, you can never cope with snowfalls, and your summers are shit.
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I don't mind the rainbut those are two further reasons, yes.
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Kroney, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:03,
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Coming from a country that has a comparitively minimal rainfall,I fucking LOVE rain.
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I would but the French are even bigger cunts than you lot.Well, ok, maybe not you specifically.
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Kroney, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:03,
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Milton Keynes isn't a city.there's too many roundabouts and not enough traffic lights.
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That isn't actually how a city is classified.I understand that, coming from a country in which a city is classified by how clean it is from murderous plants and animals as you do, British classifications are alien to you but basically they get given a bit of paper that says "well done, you're a city".
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Kroney, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:59,
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Hey, there are NO cities here classified on basis of poisonous animal and plant copopulating. We all know that you just can't get rid of the fuckers.
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If I lived in a country in which even the plantlife hungers for human fleshI'd carry a flamethrower.
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Kroney, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:01,
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I usually have a can of bugspray in my car and in my room. or at least some kind of strong chemical that will distress anything that tries to attack me. So far I have discovered that, Hairspray, tan-in-a-can, water, perfume, shampoo in a can and glass cleaning fluid are all sufficient to kill the beasties.
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I purchased one of these on Saturdaywww.evanscycles.com/products/trek/73-fx-d-2012-hybrid-bike-ec030286
Very pleased with it so far.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:58,
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How many commutes do you neeed to do, before you've paid it off?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:00,
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Not just using it for that. I should do about 50 miles a week, so 2500 miles a year, with the accessories (lights, lock etc) total cost was £630, so it will pay back in well under a year.Plus, I haven't bought it to save money, I need to get fitter.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:03,
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Good plan, i was pondering the cost benefits of getting one myself.Problem is i know i won't coimmute when irt's raining or really cold.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:06,
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If there was a shower here I'd definitely cycle in.My Oyster is £160 a month which I could really fucking do with not spending.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:15,
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Could you not cope with a scouse shower when you got to the office?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:19,
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It's a pretty epic journey from my gaff to N12.Not sure that would suffice.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:20,
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My last bike was stolen, so the insurance paid quite a proportion of the cost.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:04,
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HimJim has an excellent bike due to the same happening to him.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:11,
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I also have some excellent golf clubs and power tools for the same reason.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:14,
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are you planning a torture and murder with a getaway bicycle?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:15,
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Wait, We' e had the how was your weekend thread, and it ended in the death of a foetus and some rather hurtful bullying. I don't want to go through all that again.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:00,
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Fetus was already dead when I got to it mate,I was just satisfying my curiosity.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DmYLrxR0Y8&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:05,
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I suppose you only want one lunch thread a day as well do you?Facist
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He loves faces - that's not fair.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:02,
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Morning allI think I have cracked a rib laughing at the name badge last night.
www.tysongay.net/
that and the wife thought I was nuts for continually shouting out "Come on Tim" during the tennis finals.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:01,
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He actually looked really camp in a freeze frame photo of the finish this morninghe was all anguished face and limp wrists
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:05,
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Me and the son cracked up, for about half an hour.I really do think I've cracked a rib laughing that hard
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:06,
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i spent it dressed as a gypsy crow womandrinking lots of things (taboo is not even as nice as you remember) and I am fucking knackered
edit: now i am catching up with GOTEAMGB news
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:06,
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I love this headlinenews.sky.com/story/968862/champion-admits-urinating-in-olympic-pool
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:07,
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More Mars talk in this thread needed.Did you see how it landed? it's friggin crazy.
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Why do always look like shit?Would it really be so hard to chuck a plastic monster truck shell on it?
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Kroney, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:17,
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I don't think it looks shit.Anyway the reason they don't put anything they don't need on it is because you'd have to carry it to fucking mars.
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Radio controlled monster trucks are really light.Whack a laser drill on it and attach a little trailer for it to pull rocks about with. Problem solved.
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Kroney, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:28,
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Big Traks are fucking shit.They might have been state of the art in 1986, but I can just imagine the sort of unbearable hipster prick that buys the re-issued ones.
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Kroney, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:39,
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If it had been me I would have just packed it up in loads of shredded paper and bubble wrapand then equiped it with a stanley knife.
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I bet all the felines on mars are shitting themselves(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:13,
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it on my list for catching uptell me more. I fucking love mars
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:13,
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Laser Armed, plutomium powered space tank.It's bigger than a mini. It's plutonium battery can last over a decade. It has super high resolution cameras to spot rocks, it'll then shoot a laser at them and measure the emmisions to see what they're made of, if they're interesting enough they'll roll over and drill into them pick up the dust and put it through a bunch of tests in it's body.
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that is fucking awesomethese things make me wish I was an engineer like me dad wanted me to be.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:20,
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Nah, there won't be. There's only two sattelites round mars, and they were positioned for radio reception not video.(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:19, Reply)
In the "youtube age" that seems like an oversight(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:21,
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Time to start a conspiracy theory about how they never really landed on Mars.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:25,
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That "desolate crater" it's landed in? Croydon(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:26,
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Looks like we have a 60% chance of seeing photos of the landing...Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter had been commanded to attempt to image Curiosity as it was descending to the surface. Apparently the spacecraft has now sent data back to Earth and the images have been processed. We probably won't see the result until later today; NASA will hold its next press conference at 5pm UK time.
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Nopeonly some low res stuff from straight after it landed, but hi res to come soon once it dusts off.
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LOL school boy error taking photos with the lens cap on!I bet there are some red faces at NASA today!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:25,
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There'll be advisory stickers all over their pictures when they come back from Boots.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:27,
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I had a mars milkshake for breakfast today, haven't had one in years. That's some impressive sublimable advertising right there.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:17,
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doesn't sound like a healthy balanced breakfast to me gonz old boy.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:21,
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Nah, I guess not. It's only a one off, I feel a bit grim. (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:26,
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i was thinking of you yesterday, Got hold of some really good fish from the guy who delivers to the pub, and so decided to attempt my own sushi. I reckon you need to hit up a reliable London fishmonger and give it a whirl.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:32,
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Sweet, I know a well good one near my docs, well posh. There is a good one near where I live too.I tried making my own sashimi'less sushi a couple of times and it always ends up as one huge tamaki.
Love a real fishmonger/butchers/green grocers though. I had some of mums runner beans and they were as sweet as sugar snaps.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:38,
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it was easier than i thought it would be, I did fuck up the first batch. Still tasty mind, just a bit mushy.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:44,
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Sweet, I know a well good one near my docs, well posh. There is a good one near where I live too.I tried making my own sashimi'less sushi a couple of times and it always ends up as one huge tamaki.
Love a real fishmonger/butchers/green grocers though. I had some of mums runner beans and they were as sweet as sugar snaps.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:38,
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Sweet, I know a well good one near my docs, well posh. There is a good one near where I live too.I tried making my own sashimi'less sushi a couple of times and it always ends up as one huge tamaki.
Love a real fishmonger/butchers/green grocers though. I had some of mums runner beans and they were as sweet as sugar snaps.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:42,
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Sweet, I know a well good one near my docs, well posh. There is a good one near where I live too.I tried making my own sashimi'less sushi a couple of times and it always ends up as one huge tamaki.
Love a real fishmonger/butchers/green grocers though. I had some of mums runner beans and they were as sweet as sugar snaps.
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I used to teach McFly songs to a 13 year old girl.I enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed teaching her Busted songs.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:27,
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WHAT?They didn't write their own songs???
Oh man, now I don't know what to believe in anymore.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:30,
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You should go and listen to yur Milli Vanilli collection to cheer yourself up(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:31, Reply)
Now those guys could really sing.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:32,
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Went to a wedding on Saturday, it was goodWent to a bbq yesterday, it was good
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Jesus, dogs are ridiculous aren't they?I mean...they're REALLY shit. Cats are pricks, but dogs are just laughable.
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work. It was alright, pretty quiet. Just gotta get through today, and then freedom. I'm doing relief at s different pub, and they're all morons, so I'm on site pretty much 24/7 till the assistant manager gets back tomorrow.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:36,
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BummerBut yeah...at least it's only for today.
The wedding was at the Spinnaker. It was actually much nicer than I expected. Still pretty expensive for what it is though. And you HAVE to use their own (reassuringly expensive) caterers.
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in the tower?Christ. It's an ugly fucking building, it makes sense to have the wedding in their jus so you can't see the thing.
Ladypig wants to get married on a rooftop in London (god knows why).
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:42,
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I didn't know it was 'bully WP day' today.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:52,
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I don't know how you missed itThey've had signs up in Clintons since May.
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*waves frantically*Good morning citizen. I hope this finds you well?
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Very well indeed, young Kidderminster.All well in KP land?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:39,
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They're all nuts there!!!!!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:43,
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That's my attitude,I'll swap 'no drama' for 'nothing exciting', no problem.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:47,
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Look at this messed up doghelablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/milly_worlds_smallest_dog_1.jpg
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well, thats unpleasant.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:50,
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I rocked the 'skatewear and flat cap' look this weekend.Chicks dug it.
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Are you seriously putting loads of people on ignore?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:41,
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i can still see him.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:43,
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Unlucky. Is he still wearing that stupid turquoise flat cap from the weekend?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:46,
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Turquoise flat cap, I hope, you Brittas wanker?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:41,
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nope. tweed.What's with all the Brittas stuff? Is this a Red Dwarf thing? You smegging smeghead.
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I'm not allowed to tell you, soz bbz.It's some secret mod stuff.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:44,
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Do you go to fan conventions with a sparkly H stuck to your forehead?(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:49, Reply)
Do you have one master key for all the lockers 'just in case'?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:50,
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He's so northern he moved to York for the balmy southern weather.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:49,
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I don't believe in Scotland.He's merely a Northerner. Like those Cumbrians.
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Kroney, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:50,
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The Romans grew grapes in Eboracum you know.Is your York visit still off the cards? You would fucking love all the historical stuff. Roman, Viking and medieval.
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Just don't go to the Jorvik Viking Centre.It's so shit I got dumped.
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Kroney, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:01,
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it is fucking awful in there.Best bit for historylols is the Minster.
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I like to imagine it's got a wireless keyboard that it types into with its big, goofy wheelsand it's snorking to itself as it types "Gale Crater, I am in you!" because it's a lolsome internet meme and sounds a bit like it's boning Mars.
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Kroney, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:56,
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I'm falling out of love with ignore 2.0 since the thread is telling me new things have been postedbut it's actually Dozer and his terrible taste in clothes.
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Pretty much(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:52,
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It's not exactly 'guess of the century' is it?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:56,
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It's not even a personal best from training guess.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:00,
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That's a fucking great record.There's a superb live LP out there too. Well worth getting.
'Live at the Paramount' is its name.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:02,
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He's bragging about his turquoise flat cap and skatewear combo from the weekend.Str8 up Br1TT4$, nigga.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:55,
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what does swipey do in a chompster thread?Are we going to have to get another /ot board for joint custody fun?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:14,
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