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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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That one is on the way out.
I ate my first crop of Kale from the vegetable plot this weekend, I also got a courgette.
I realise that tossers like Plumdozer (who I hate) don't like courgettes, but I do, they are excellent vegetables.
When did you last put some effort into something and then enjoyed the benefits of that effort?
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:46, 222 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I ate my first crop of Kale from the vegetable plot this weekend, I also got a courgette.
I realise that tossers like Plumdozer (who I hate) don't like courgettes, but I do, they are excellent vegetables.
When did you last put some effort into something and then enjoyed the benefits of that effort?
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:46, 222 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Home brew.
Although my cider is so fucking fizzy I have to open it over the sink.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:49, Reply)
Although my cider is so fucking fizzy I have to open it over the sink.
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Started the Bock lager this weekend, it looks very nice.
It should be coming out at 6.4%, which is a good strength. Nice dark looking colour, looks like a medium bitter.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:58, Reply)
It should be coming out at 6.4%, which is a good strength. Nice dark looking colour, looks like a medium bitter.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:58, Reply)
I'm taking a break from brewing for a while to clear some space, I might have to give a bunch of bottles away.
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The effort I put into seducing your mum reaped tremendous benefits.
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I raped her and she later killed herself
Which was a result for Captain Placid, who doesn't really like Al that much.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:05, Reply)
Which was a result for Captain Placid, who doesn't really like Al that much.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:05, Reply)
Did he gaz you and tell you?
Because otherwise I can't see how you could possibly have any evidence for such a statement.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:06, Reply)
Because otherwise I can't see how you could possibly have any evidence for such a statement.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:06, Reply)
There are more strikethroughs to be had from this post.
Keep looking.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:22, Reply)
Keep looking.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:22, Reply)
Building a website at the moment; finding it enjoyable to do, yet to reap the benefits.
Next will be to put a swing up in the garden for my daughter, which we know she will love, based on how much she enjoys the park.
My courgettes failed this year. They got some form of leaf mold.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:54, Reply)
Next will be to put a swing up in the garden for my daughter, which we know she will love, based on how much she enjoys the park.
My courgettes failed this year. They got some form of leaf mold.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:54, Reply)
Ahhhh, I was searching for vix when you mentioned it the other day.
I installed and cracked Dreamweaver CS6 over the weekend, they have changed EVERYTHING =((((
But it does phonegap and jquery mobile and theme roller, which rocks even though I code by hand.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:11, Reply)
I installed and cracked Dreamweaver CS6 over the weekend, they have changed EVERYTHING =((((
But it does phonegap and jquery mobile and theme roller, which rocks even though I code by hand.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:11, Reply)
Real men type the html on the fly into the server in response to a http GET
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Real men get IT flunkies to do that boring shit
whilst shagging in their Honda Accord
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:18, Reply)
whilst shagging in their Honda Accord
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:18, Reply)
I had that problem last year.
Inconsistant water makes them go funny.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:21, Reply)
Inconsistant water makes them go funny.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:21, Reply)
Ah. Ta. Will try again next year. Rhubarb and raspberries are both doing well.
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Those automatic watering systems are relatively cheap if you want to take the hassle out of remembering to water stuff.
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Obvious answer is obvious
Dancing. Am actually making money out of it now!
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:01, Reply)
Dancing. Am actually making money out of it now!
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:01, Reply)
It was MK Pride this weekend.
God you gays are noisy in the morning. Yes I know you're here, and I know you're queer but is euro pop really necessary at 10am
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God you gays are noisy in the morning. Yes I know you're here, and I know you're queer but is euro pop really necessary at 10am
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:18, Reply)
Euro Pop is never necessary, ever
Pride is always a laugh though. Make sure you have the beard with you, obvs.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:20, Reply)
Pride is always a laugh though. Make sure you have the beard with you, obvs.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:20, Reply)
Oh man, you got the courgette flowers too I bet.
It well pisses me off that they but them out. Perfect for filling with a lemon infused mascarpone and them batter'n'deep frying. Or for putting in your salad.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:08, Reply)
It well pisses me off that they but them out. Perfect for filling with a lemon infused mascarpone and them batter'n'deep frying. Or for putting in your salad.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:08, Reply)
I've never heard of doing that
My flowers normally wither and die before the actual courgette grows
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:22, Reply)
My flowers normally wither and die before the actual courgette grows
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:22, Reply)
My mums runner beans were as sweat as sugar snaps this year, loved them.
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This is worrying
www.guardian.co.uk/world/iran-blog/2012/aug/14/israeli-speculation-iran-strike
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www.guardian.co.uk/world/iran-blog/2012/aug/14/israeli-speculation-iran-strike
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:17, Reply)
I really fucking detest the Isralies.
Their sense of victimhood is ridiculous, and the American support for them is fucking outrageous too.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:25, Reply)
Their sense of victimhood is ridiculous, and the American support for them is fucking outrageous too.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:25, Reply)
The idea that they just couldn't cope with an nuclear Iranian state is ridiculous as well.
India and pakistan "cope" with each other and lets face it they're not the best of friends.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:29, Reply)
India and pakistan "cope" with each other and lets face it they're not the best of friends.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:29, Reply)
I guess the difference is that India and Pakistan aren't fundamentally opposed to the others existance
and they also talk to each other a lot.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:32, Reply)
and they also talk to each other a lot.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:32, Reply)
Well if the Israelies put some effort into addressing the palestien question then it wouldn't be a problem.
More people died in the breakup of india than in the holocaust.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:36, Reply)
More people died in the breakup of india than in the holocaust.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:36, Reply)
Actually that's not true at all, up to a million died in the partition. More people were displaced though.
Like 12 million.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:39, Reply)
Like 12 million.
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Fuck Chompy, I can't believe you would come out with such an outrageous exageration.
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This thread needs more petty infighting
I think we're agreed that rape and suicide are not appropriate karmic rewards for bullying (OR ARE WE) - what would you do to deter bullies? "I'll set Captain Placid on you" is not an answer.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:17, Reply)
I think we're agreed that rape and suicide are not appropriate karmic rewards for bullying (OR ARE WE) - what would you do to deter bullies? "I'll set Captain Placid on you" is not an answer.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:17, Reply)
I think I might actually be seeing him in a couple of weeks.
That could be interesting.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:22, Reply)
That could be interesting.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:22, Reply)
Seeing him or... SEEING him?
Don't fuck with his daughters, whatever you do
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:23, Reply)
Don't fuck with his daughters, whatever you do
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:23, Reply)
I'm going to watch Bug with adam buxton in a few months.
It should be good
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:23, Reply)
It should be good
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I like him.
I think the 'long video/short bit of comedy' ratio is out though.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:26, Reply)
I think the 'long video/short bit of comedy' ratio is out though.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:26, Reply)
It's got a bit better as the show has gone on, but I get your point.
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Ignore 2.0 means that you won't be able to see each other, even if you are in the same room.
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I'll say things
and he'll just stare into space as if I hadn't spoken.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:26, Reply)
and he'll just stare into space as if I hadn't spoken.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:26, Reply)
Ignore 3.0 will be a massive rubber that you wave in the air
It makes nasty bullies disappear
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:27, Reply)
It makes nasty bullies disappear
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:27, Reply)
Gym, have made a lot of progress this summer. And my Orc bloodbowl team, bloody unstoppable now.
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Real. Sorry. I have it on Xbox too but prefer real games. I like painting the models.
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I bet some of them aren't even serious nonces either.
One of these day our bobby will come out the other side.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:39, Reply)
One of these day our bobby will come out the other side.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:39, Reply)
Couple of games a week, occasional tournament.
Plus my players are named after b3tans so that makes me chuckle
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:40, Reply)
Plus my players are named after b3tans so that makes me chuckle
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:40, Reply)
Close call between my troll, jeffthedogfucker and my blitzer, the disappointed.
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Are you getting upset because he hasn't named his blood bowl players after you?
Darth, you bring so much of this abuse on yourself.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:48, Reply)
Darth, you bring so much of this abuse on yourself.
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Yeah, you got fired dude. You weren't getting any games and you made my team value too high
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I didn't think trolls could play for Orc teams?
Is he a star player?
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:49, Reply)
Is he a star player?
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:49, Reply)
Bob's a stoner
You can be very patient and meticulous when you have a joint.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:00, Reply)
You can be very patient and meticulous when you have a joint.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:00, Reply)
Cheers Al, what tangles says, plus orcs,goblins, and trolls are dead easy to paint.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:02, Reply)
It took time and effort to get with my missus
Does that count?
Afternoon all.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:28, Reply)
Does that count?
Afternoon all.
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OMG YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!!!
Is this just lies on the internet or have you and chompy both managed to get women?
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:30, Reply)
Is this just lies on the internet or have you and chompy both managed to get women?
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:30, Reply)
I bought some lasagne for lunch, turns out it's made with fucking Quorn
Will I turn into a lesbian?
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:31, Reply)
Will I turn into a lesbian?
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:31, Reply)
By that rational, he'll be dead before the end of today.
Avoid cows, satellite dishes, Uruk Hai, and reading Yeats.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:35, Reply)
Avoid cows, satellite dishes, Uruk Hai, and reading Yeats.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:35, Reply)
It's easily done
If you are a fucking idiot.
I have a vegetarian friend who regularly did this the other way around, often with really obvious products such as Chicken and Vegetable Soup.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:35, Reply)
If you are a fucking idiot.
I have a vegetarian friend who regularly did this the other way around, often with really obvious products such as Chicken and Vegetable Soup.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:35, Reply)
Well, I didn't look at the menu, only ther finished article where all the beastly quorn was covered with chjeese and pasta
tbh it reminded me of most vegetarians, weak and pointless.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:35, Reply)
tbh it reminded me of most vegetarians, weak and pointless.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:35, Reply)
But they are capable of purchasing food by reading what it is.
Rather than looking at a picture and pointing.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:39, Reply)
Rather than looking at a picture and pointing.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:39, Reply)
look, I was getting a burger, then under my nose the lasgne was presented, I thought that looks nice...
god I'm boring myself
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god I'm boring myself
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:44, Reply)
Quorn mince?
If it's well-made you won't notice the difference. If it's flavourless pap then you only have yourself to blame for paying for something you could've cooked for yourself
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:39, Reply)
If it's well-made you won't notice the difference. If it's flavourless pap then you only have yourself to blame for paying for something you could've cooked for yourself
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:39, Reply)
I'm more than 200 miles from home, I'm not going to carry lasagne around all day
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exactly
I had a poached egg, spicy beans and chorizo for breakfast, noe that was excellent
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I had a poached egg, spicy beans and chorizo for breakfast, noe that was excellent
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Bought a shitty run down crap hole house,
And turned it in to a lovely place to live. I slaved and slaved.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:43, Reply)
And turned it in to a lovely place to live. I slaved and slaved.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:43, Reply)
kale? bleh
Typing kale made me realize Kahleesi was in my auto correct
reckon I use it a lot!
yesterday I did visual at work, it looks awesome, and it makes me feel great
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:12, Reply)
Typing kale made me realize Kahleesi was in my auto correct
reckon I use it a lot!
yesterday I did visual at work, it looks awesome, and it makes me feel great
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:12, Reply)
The biggest job I've undertaken so far
was replacing the breather system on my car. After spending a year trying to get four different garages to diagnose the fault (intermittent power loss), I consulted the internet, discovered it was a fairly common problem involving split hoses and spent a day replacing the lot along with a few dependant valves and sensors.
Considering my tool kit consists of a few spanners and a ratchet screwdriver, I was pretty proud of myself. Especially since access to the area was through a triangular gap in front of the inlet manifold about the size of a letterbox at its widest point.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:17, Reply)
was replacing the breather system on my car. After spending a year trying to get four different garages to diagnose the fault (intermittent power loss), I consulted the internet, discovered it was a fairly common problem involving split hoses and spent a day replacing the lot along with a few dependant valves and sensors.
Considering my tool kit consists of a few spanners and a ratchet screwdriver, I was pretty proud of myself. Especially since access to the area was through a triangular gap in front of the inlet manifold about the size of a letterbox at its widest point.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:17, Reply)
I made the effort to get some sleep and to eat some food today.
As a result, I feel better than I have since wednesday last week. Small steps work!
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As a result, I feel better than I have since wednesday last week. Small steps work!
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Probably not. You're all a massive bunch of cunts.
But I hang around for the lols.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:20, Reply)
But I hang around for the lols.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:20, Reply)
Please don't ignore me poppet
I can't take any more rejection on this site.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:23, Reply)
I can't take any more rejection on this site.
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And you're friends with a giant cock
but we don't judge you do we.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:33, Reply)
but we don't judge you do we.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:33, Reply)
I really don't.
You are obviously well smart and have matured a lot since you started posting on here and this comment has suddenly become really fucking creepy and I don't like it.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:39, Reply)
You are obviously well smart and have matured a lot since you started posting on here and this comment has suddenly become really fucking creepy and I don't like it.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:39, Reply)
actually, porky never hit on me
now i, too, know the cruel sting of internet rejection
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:47, Reply)
now i, too, know the cruel sting of internet rejection
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:47, Reply)
Nah I know what you mean.
I think you're right. I was a fucking self righteous and sanctimonious brat when I started posting here. Now I'm just a bitch on occasion.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:41, Reply)
I think you're right. I was a fucking self righteous and sanctimonious brat when I started posting here. Now I'm just a bitch on occasion.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:41, Reply)
Aww diddums. Did you wake up to find yourself on the receiving end of 2.0?
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i think they should change 2.0
missing tedious posts from a cunt is fine, but missing everyone else's replies is lame.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:29, Reply)
missing tedious posts from a cunt is fine, but missing everyone else's replies is lame.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:29, Reply)
Pretty sure it's just a bullshit scam.
it's still one person ignoring another, you just don't notice it.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:30, Reply)
it's still one person ignoring another, you just don't notice it.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:30, Reply)
No, you do.
Whole sub threads vanish where people are talking in reply to someone who is ignoring you.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:33, Reply)
Whole sub threads vanish where people are talking in reply to someone who is ignoring you.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:33, Reply)
Oh. I guess no one is ignoring me then, cos I haven't noticed that!
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if it can be coded so you miss the original post but not the replies, that'd be great
what's the protocol on publishing gazzes from someone who is 2.0-ing you, btw?
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:33, Reply)
what's the protocol on publishing gazzes from someone who is 2.0-ing you, btw?
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:33, Reply)
it's just the time involved in trawling through old gazzes that puts me off
but i will do it. enquiring minds need to know.
it's the random ones i get from lurkers that freak me out. when someone who never posts is reading what you say and then gazzing dodgy stuff about it, it's a bit... eeeeow.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:44, Reply)
but i will do it. enquiring minds need to know.
it's the random ones i get from lurkers that freak me out. when someone who never posts is reading what you say and then gazzing dodgy stuff about it, it's a bit... eeeeow.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:44, Reply)
you asked........
Swipeypoos
Why don't you ever post on QOTW any more?
It is always sexeh-sexeh-time in my head when you post and I needs it.
(XXXX, Tue 31 Jul, 14:10, ignore, delete, archive, reply)
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:55, Reply)
Swipeypoos
Why don't you ever post on QOTW any more?
It is always sexeh-sexeh-time in my head when you post and I needs it.
(XXXX, Tue 31 Jul, 14:10, ignore, delete, archive, reply)
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:55, Reply)
ah no
i only do that to cunts. creepsy creeps might think i was a bitch!
like i won't tell you over a drink, however.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:56, Reply)
i only do that to cunts. creepsy creeps might think i was a bitch!
like i won't tell you over a drink, however.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:56, Reply)
argh yes
ok this week is knackered and next week is shite. how about tue 28 or wed 29??
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:10, Reply)
ok this week is knackered and next week is shite. how about tue 28 or wed 29??
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:10, Reply)
You mean you don't love it that the lurking sweatyhanders
are cracking one off into their wotsits over you?
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:48, Reply)
are cracking one off into their wotsits over you?
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:48, Reply)
kettle chips would be alright
wotsits are tasty but smell like men's feet
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:55, Reply)
wotsits are tasty but smell like men's feet
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:55, Reply)
That's not a very scientific approach, badge.
You should at least try it.
And don't forget your control groups.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:00, Reply)
You should at least try it.
And don't forget your control groups.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:00, Reply)
That's going to be REALLY hard to double-blind, tangles.
You'd need - wotsits not wanked into, wotsits wanked into, and placebo wotsits both not wanked into and wanked into. And you'd have to be unaware of which packet you actually wanked into. Or if you had actually wanked at all. Shit, you'd need to be drugged and sleepwanked into the wotsits. I'll be honest, even my DoE software is going to struggle with that.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:03, Reply)
You'd need - wotsits not wanked into, wotsits wanked into, and placebo wotsits both not wanked into and wanked into. And you'd have to be unaware of which packet you actually wanked into. Or if you had actually wanked at all. Shit, you'd need to be drugged and sleepwanked into the wotsits. I'll be honest, even my DoE software is going to struggle with that.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:03, Reply)
No one ever gets awarded a Nobel prize for science by complaining that it's too hard.
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true dat.
Guess I'm not getting the Nobel prize for onanism then.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:10, Reply)
Guess I'm not getting the Nobel prize for onanism then.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:10, Reply)
was it dorothy parker who called her parrot onan
"because he spilled his seed"?
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:12, Reply)
"because he spilled his seed"?
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:12, Reply)
I'm a scientist
nothing is definitive. Except the bottomlessness of human stupidity.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:03, Reply)
nothing is definitive. Except the bottomlessness of human stupidity.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:03, Reply)
OMGOMGOMGOMOGMOMGOMG
www.t3.com/news/half-life-3-confirmed-at-gamescon
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:25, Reply)
www.t3.com/news/half-life-3-confirmed-at-gamescon
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:25, Reply)
It will have to be something quie special. I couldn't really get into Half life 2 after playing Fallout.
Now if they make Fallout 4 soon I'll be very happy and will have to buy a new computer.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:32, Reply)
Now if they make Fallout 4 soon I'll be very happy and will have to buy a new computer.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:32, Reply)
No, I started playing the main game
but it's all just shooting stuff innit. There's no character development.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:38, Reply)
but it's all just shooting stuff innit. There's no character development.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:38, Reply)
Yeah, the character development is designed in rather than the RPG style of fallout.
Still some of the set pieces are amazballs.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:39, Reply)
Still some of the set pieces are amazballs.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:39, Reply)
I'm sure they are, I ain't dissing you Chompy, I ain't knocking your games
I'm just saying is all, I couldn't get into it.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:41, Reply)
I'm just saying is all, I couldn't get into it.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:41, Reply)
Fair enough, I think you're the only person I've ever heard have that opinion though.
I might replay episode 1 and 2 in the next few weeks.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:42, Reply)
I might replay episode 1 and 2 in the next few weeks.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:42, Reply)
I've never got into Half-Life 2, does that help?
then again, I've not turned on my Xbox in 18 months and I've still not even started COD-MW2. So I may not be a valid sample.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:50, Reply)
then again, I've not turned on my Xbox in 18 months and I've still not even started COD-MW2. So I may not be a valid sample.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:50, Reply)
I'm marking you as an outlier because I don't like the data you've given me.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:54, Reply)
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I got told I had a bad attitude earlier in the year,
because I said I couldn't provide data that "proved" that a certain board members policy I had never heard of had "directly increased front line staffs happiness"
Apparently he was going for a wage review meeting and wanted a graph showing how happy he made people or some shit.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:00, Reply)
because I said I couldn't provide data that "proved" that a certain board members policy I had never heard of had "directly increased front line staffs happiness"
Apparently he was going for a wage review meeting and wanted a graph showing how happy he made people or some shit.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:00, Reply)
This is the latest target for high level managers
as they don't do any measurable work, they get happy clappy targets like "employee engagement " and the like.
I'd do a graph that shows the positive decline in the rate of decline of staff satisfaction, see if they fall for it.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:11, Reply)
as they don't do any measurable work, they get happy clappy targets like "employee engagement " and the like.
I'd do a graph that shows the positive decline in the rate of decline of staff satisfaction, see if they fall for it.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:11, Reply)
I think he just wanted a frowny face and a happy face with some percentages on them.
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( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:16, Reply)
There you go then
"The decline in the staff engagement score was 4% better than last year" in a big smiley face.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:21, Reply)
"The decline in the staff engagement score was 4% better than last year" in a big smiley face.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:21, Reply)
I just picked and peeled and chopped a shit load of apples from my tree
there's about 1.8 kilos of chopped apple about to be turned into spiced apple chutney :)
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:31, Reply)
there's about 1.8 kilos of chopped apple about to be turned into spiced apple chutney :)
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:31, Reply)
Once the fellas smell that cooking, Cavy, they'll be flocking to you.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:34, Reply)
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:34, Reply)
We've got a city cider project running here.
The idea is you donate your windfall/spare apples, and they return it in cider/apple juice. It's called Moss Cider, and is actually rather nice. Bit dry, but they're still in a learning curve.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:48, Reply)
The idea is you donate your windfall/spare apples, and they return it in cider/apple juice. It's called Moss Cider, and is actually rather nice. Bit dry, but they're still in a learning curve.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:48, Reply)
that sounds amazing
I still have a shit load of apples and one of the trees hasn't even started dropping yet
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:49, Reply)
I still have a shit load of apples and one of the trees hasn't even started dropping yet
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:49, Reply)
fucking hell, have you accidentally moved to Hoxton?
that's so hip I'm amazed it isn't riding a fixie wearing a scarf in summer.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:49, Reply)
that's so hip I'm amazed it isn't riding a fixie wearing a scarf in summer.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:49, Reply)
Or breaks, the wheels are locked to the pedals so you just stop pedalling to break.
or something.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:51, Reply)
or something.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:51, Reply)
I think I'm starting to understand why everybody hates them so much.
I thought it was mostly dressing like Dr Who and having a Dozer-style attitude to music.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:53, Reply)
I thought it was mostly dressing like Dr Who and having a Dozer-style attitude to music.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:53, Reply)
It is
Fixed wheels are for the track, or if you have stabilizers.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:53, Reply)
Fixed wheels are for the track, or if you have stabilizers.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:53, Reply)
I borrowed my friend's flat in Canary Wharf for a week of the olympics
Both her and her bloke are cyclists. He's got a fixie with a Burls titanium frame. I was both impressed and deeply, deeply disgusted.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:56, Reply)
Both her and her bloke are cyclists. He's got a fixie with a Burls titanium frame. I was both impressed and deeply, deeply disgusted.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:56, Reply)
It's OK, the cunts only ever ride on the pavement
so it doesn't matter. At least to them
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:00, Reply)
so it doesn't matter. At least to them
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:00, Reply)
specifically, no gears and no freewheel.
In terms of progress it's the cycling equivalent of lighting a fire on your kitchen floor with a flint rather than turn on the cooker.
But, hey, apparently it's hip.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:53, Reply)
In terms of progress it's the cycling equivalent of lighting a fire on your kitchen floor with a flint rather than turn on the cooker.
But, hey, apparently it's hip.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:53, Reply)
No brakes and no helmet, obv.
cos it spoils the hair etc.
Darwinism should take care of it.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:56, Reply)
cos it spoils the hair etc.
Darwinism should take care of it.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:56, Reply)
Well the stuff is brewed in Moss Side,
so it's apt.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Moss_Cider_Project
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:55, Reply)
so it's apt.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Moss_Cider_Project
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:55, Reply)
Since when do graphic designers live in Moss Side?
Has it been gentrified?
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:58, Reply)
Has it been gentrified?
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:58, Reply)
I like how they have tried to appeal to the local residents by adding an element of stealing into it.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:05, Reply)
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:05, Reply)
It's posher than wot it used to be yes,
still a bit of a dive though.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:11, Reply)
still a bit of a dive though.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:11, Reply)
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