I'm starting this thread purely so that Monty gets less posts than the bloke was mocking.
What time is it acceptable to start drinking?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 8:28, 154 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Sorry too I'm busy posting in my cool Viking thread to reply.
I'll let you know later yeah?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 8:30, Reply)

Who'd have though that noted homo Monty Boyce would be interested in big butch men with large weapons bragging self-consciously about their prowess.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 8:34, Reply)

Listen my thread 's had TWO replies now so you can SHOVE IT.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 8:35, Reply)

Yeah, I bet you'd like me to shove it up your bum like a big viking cock.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 8:40, Reply)

Take me to Valhalla, big boy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 8:42, Reply)

5 hours after waking.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 8:31, Reply)

This is a MUCH better thread btw.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 8:31, Reply)

Just want to make sure you get some replies here.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 8:32, Reply)

cheers man.
Might open a book as it's new QOTw day today.

What time will the first complaint about mods/trolls//talk posters/me come in?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 8:34, Reply)

Emvee was up to his old tricks again yesterday, bless him.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 8:36, Reply)

I did some of that.
I LOL'd.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 8:37, Reply)

Ooh ooh....got a link?
Emvee's LOADS of fun
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 8:41, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/worstpersonforthejob/post1726093#answers-post-1727111
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 8:42, Reply)

        
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 8:43, Reply)

2.0. That's all I'm saying. 2 point 0, brah.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 8:45, Reply)

I highly approve of 'the Malcolm McLaren of robot sex'
Man, he really gets upset doesn't he. Always entertaining.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 8:49, Reply)

Terrbile Internet bullying
and well worth a read to start the morning.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 8:50, Reply)

Any time you're awake
Sleep drinking is so gauche.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 8:34, Reply)

Depends if you ever actually stop drinking
I used to find it was the stopping that brought the hangovers on, therefore stopping must be bad for you?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 8:34, Reply)

I think it depends on what other responsibilities you have.
If you have a job to attend, for example, then drinking first thing in the morning is not really acceptable (unless your job is wine-taster or something).
But if you are at a festival and your only responsibility for the day is yourself, I don't see any problem with getting started as soon as you feel ready to.
Unless you are one of these fools who can't handle it properly and end up killing yourself with alcohol poisoning or something. Stop spoiling it for the rest of us.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 8:38, Reply)

I've got you all on ignore 2.0, soz

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 8:39, Reply)

Soz, I can't read this because I've Two Point Oh'd yo' monkey azz.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 8:40, Reply)

logged out to tell you I've got you on 2.0
soz
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 8:40, Reply)

Depends on the day really
Midweek, not until after 5:30 (usually because that's the earliest I can get to the pub), at the weekend, I've been known before to use hair of the dog at 7am after a party at mine the night before.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 8:49, Reply)

Actually this thread is making me want to start drinking now.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 8:55, Reply)

Your post is a little ambiguous
You need to drink water regularly to survive but if, as I suspect, you are speaking about alcohol then really you are best avoiding it altogether.
( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 8:55, Reply)

what about breast milk?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:14, Reply)

i like breasts

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:44, Reply)

what no link to a QOTW post?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:00, Reply)

Oh great. You.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:02, Reply)

you're as happy to see me as I am to smell you, charlie chalk.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:04, Reply)

Depends.
If you're having a day off, go for it.
If like me, you have to go to the gym, make dinner for the next few days, study for four hours.... not really a good idea to start.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:02, Reply)

you're doing student wrong

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:06, Reply)

yeah well add it to the fucking list.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:08, Reply)

what am I? your fucking secretary?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:10, Reply)

Is she fucking secretary?

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:11, Reply)

Only if they're cute enough.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:12, Reply)

He edited and now my post doesn't make sense :(
alright poppet
( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:13, Reply)

here, have some ( . Y . )

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:14, Reply)

Cheers babe xx

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:14, Reply)

xxxxx

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:15, Reply)

Alright broady.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:14, Reply)

I'd like it if you were my secretary, so we could fuck ounder my desk.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:11, Reply)

I'd like that too piggy
xxxxx
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:14, Reply)

I've got loads of shit to do today AB,
I'm not sure where to start.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:06, Reply)

You could start by pouring yourself a large drink?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:07, Reply)

it seems tempting.
I'll have breakfast first though.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:11, Reply)

The toilet perhaps?
Ho ho ho
( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:11, Reply)

I off to an efficiency workshop now, it's 3 1/2 hours long
Ironylols

Also I have a hangover, again
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:08, Reply)

then don't get hammered in the middle of the week.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:09, Reply)

I'm getting smashed this afternoon and evening as well :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:11, Reply)

Stupid nakers.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:12, Reply)

wrong poppet,
getting drunk in the week is the right of any man, no matter how much of a bent spastic he is.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:13, Reply)

I'm drunk right now
And I'm sort of a man
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:14, Reply)

Thanks windy you're a real pal

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:14, Reply)

I NO RITE
And miniape is teething so wakes me up at 5:30
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:14, Reply)

I'm not even going to hide my laughter.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:14, Reply)

give it some fucking booze then

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:14, Reply)

You might find your day more enjoyable without a hangover love

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:15, Reply)

But I need to drown the pain of my pitiful existence

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:16, Reply)

you'll never find the answer at the bottom of a bottle
you should roll all your debts into one easy monthly installment and then kill yourself
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:18, Reply)

As of today, both of the Little Caps are now at school
and so far, it's beautiful
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:16, Reply)

This explains a lot.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:14, Reply)

I decided to get a beer last night after work
Nipped to Tesco, saw there was an offer on of 4 large bottles of Stella for £5, thought I'd get that, then have the other 2 tomorrow.

Nope.

Ow, my head.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:14, Reply)

JUSTICE FOR THE CONGLETON ONE
I URGE EVERYONE TO BOYCOTT TESCO
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:16, Reply)

I've got some great tips for stealing sweets from the pick and mix at Tesco.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:33, Reply)

Woodforde's brewery now does "beer boxes" by mail order
18 or 36 pints. I've ordered one to see what they're like. The weekend may be blurry.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:17, Reply)

THat looks like either a great, or a terrible idea
Possibly even both.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:24, Reply)

I'll find out soon......
Hopefully it'll be like a wine box and suitable for a pint every so often over a couple of weeks or so, if it has to be drunk within a week of opening things. could get messy.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:28, Reply)

Very much so.
Spikeypickle of these pastures has made cider on a couple of occasions which needed to be drank quickly. That stuff was fucking evil.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:29, Reply)

What's the beer like?
I would expect it to be cheaper than it is, especially directly from the brewery.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:26, Reply)

I had a mixed box of theirs last year
all were excellent. Their "Ketts Rebellion" is what I'm looking at, £30 plus £3.50 delivery for 18 pints, so £1.90 a pint or so.
www.woodfordes.co.uk./html/shop_online.html
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:04, Reply)

four whole beers!?!??!?!?! you fucking mental!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:19, Reply)

I'm not certain that Stella counts as "beer"

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:20, Reply)

well, it's booze and I am totes impressed that he had 4 of them.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:22, Reply)

No, it's more a
bottle of fizzy chemicals and alcohol.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:22, Reply)

haha just like every other lager

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:23, Reply)

That Leffe's not too bad
On the whole I'm not too fond of lager anyway, but Stella is just rank.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:24, Reply)

yer I had some blonde at the weekend, it was nyommy nyommy nom noms

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:26, Reply)

YEAH BUT DID YOU HAVE ANY BEER???!!!!!
I'M MAKING A JOKE!!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:31, Reply)

THAT NEVER HAPPENS HERE!
I DUN A SICK AND THEN A LOL AND THEN MY WINKY WENT ALL FUNNY
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:32, Reply)

Leffe Brun cold from the fridge is fucking magnificent

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:33, Reply)

Thresher did two exclusive varieties of Leffe back in the day
One of them was spicy and had bits floating in it. As you've probably gathered, I don't know what the bits were. But it was fantastic.
Threshers folded, so Leffe stopped making it. Sad times.
See also: Marston Firestoker. THRESHERS ALWEYZ IN R HARTZ!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:35, Reply)

*pours one out*
*licks ground clean*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:37, Reply)

Firestoker was bloody wonderful
Brewed with cherries and vanilla, but didn't taste of either. Just a nice, warming pint.
*tear rolls enigmatically down cheek*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:39, Reply)

If memory serves, I think the other one was a strong one
6.5% or something. That was ok, but I'm not that keen on strong lager.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:37, Reply)

Innes and Gunn for the high alcohol win.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:38, Reply)

Old Tom
That puts hairs on your chest.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:39, Reply)

It also tastes of absolute shite.
My grandad used to drink it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:40, Reply)

Yeah, it's not great

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:41, Reply)

That did for me at a friend's wedding a couple of years ago.
During the wedding breakfast I was one of two people drinking the red wine on the table, which was fine.
But in the evening I was happily knocking back those little bottles of Innes & Gunn like pop.
The evening ended with me vomiting on my shoes.
I'm nothing, if not classy.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:44, Reply)

Last night's tour of the lagers
was Blue Moon, Hoegaarden, Amstel and Estrella.

Apart from Amstel they are all acceptabe brews. The Amstel is obviously a penalty pint, but the King's Wark only serves Amstel and Heineken, the cunts.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:36, Reply)

Amstel is great!
Hoegaarden is dangerous
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:37, Reply)

hoegaarden ruins your guts. It's the Gonz of wheat beers.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:38, Reply)

I've had Hoegaarden, that's ok
Not tried the others though. Perhaps I'll give them a try.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:38, Reply)

estrella's just a spanish lager, but it's pretty good.
Blue Moon is a meerkan wheat beer. They seem to insist on serving it with a slice of orange in it. Weirdos.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:40, Reply)

Orange? That's strange

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:40, Reply)

Blue Moon is lovely

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:46, Reply)

*stands alone*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:56, Reply)

*suddenly appears*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:04, Reply)

*doesn't eat*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:08, Reply)

Meh, lightweight and proud of it.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:24, Reply)

Morning!
Both a greeting and the answer to the question.

On the walk into work this morning Shuffle decided to take me from The Be Good Tanya's "The littlest bird has the prettiest song" (exactly as twee as it sounds) to Bloodhound Gang's "Yummy down on this".

A tad disconcerting.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:27, Reply)

Bet you were looking at a child when the second one came on.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:30, Reply)

no doubt, your taste in music is shit.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:30, Reply)

I like No Doubt too

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:44, Reply)

I hope satan buggers you with that guy from the corrs

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:47, Reply)

Man Corr
I hear he has nipples like velvet and a moon shaped birth mark on his winky
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:51, Reply)

Typical nonce music. You disgust me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:30, Reply)

wait, you can actually own Bloodhound Gang music?
I thought it was just an extremely complex joke being played on the music industry.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:34, Reply)

'I thought it was just an extremely complex joke being played on the music industry.'
TBH I'm waiting for the music industry to say 'Sorry guys, we only started this Rap, R&B, and hip hop for a bet - we never thought for a minute you'd take it seriously!'
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:01, Reply)

Normal day - 11am for lagers and beers
12pm for spirits

Holiday:
Pre-breakfast
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:32, Reply)

5.30am if you're at Gatwick waiting for a ski charter flight.
It takes away the pain.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:35, Reply)

Having a fridge full of beers and wall mounted spirits when in Cancun was good*
* dangerous
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:36, Reply)

fucking hell, I'd never bother sobering up. Probably.
Did you have mint, lime and ice? I'd have been mixing mojitos with my cock.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:37, Reply)

Schlong Island Iced Tea

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:42, Reply)

that must have been on the deleted scenes of cocktail.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:44, Reply)

I drank the entire cocktail list whilst trying not to drown in the swim up bar over the course of the day

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:51, Reply)

dildo o'clock
you fat spastic
(Concerned of Tunbridge Wells "my apron comes down and crushes the handle", Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:43, Reply)

also "fewer" posts
not "less"

you fat spastic
(Concerned of Tunbridge Wells "my apron comes down and crushes the handle", Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:43, Reply)

squawk, leave it Frank, he's not worth it.
*shits*
(bollocks parrot squawk squawk squawk, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:45, Reply)

you fucking prick
Nah, you're alright zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:54, Reply)

Yes.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:54, Reply)

Die

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:54, Reply)

No YOU die you fat spazzy gaylord.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:58, Reply)

for once nakers is not being a wrong shitcunt
you should probably kill yourself.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:59, Reply)

Winning
\o/
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:06, Reply)

easy tiger, you're still a fucking wanker.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:11, Reply)

Losing
:s
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:21, Reply)

Don't fucking talk to Nakers like that you dark cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:00, Reply)

I'll talk to anyone how I fucking please you rancid prick.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:01, Reply)

Listen, right.
Nakers is a bent spastic, that's well known, OK, but YOU - YOU can't just come in here and verbally abuse him on a fucking whim. Now I want you to apologise, I want you to delete your account and most importantly of all I want you to kill yourself.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:03, Reply)

genuine lols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:08, Reply)

Oh do PLEASE get a new joke, you tedious, self-important little twat.
The current three you have on rotation are rubbish, and you've got the potential to be relatively funny.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:09, Reply)

Joking? I'm not joking.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:11, Reply)

no right, cause you can't actually use a meme over and over again
what would be the point in that?
I like how QOTWers continually fail at internets.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:13, Reply)

It's a difficult game. Stakes are high, not everyone can take it, but it is a game.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:19, Reply)

Oh.
Then you just look funny.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:13, Reply)

hahaha! srs bznz

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:11, Reply)

You know what they say about comedy.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:12, Reply)

you couldn't produce it even if you were being gang raped by clowns?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:14, Reply)

Well I wouldn't need to in that situation, would I?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:14, Reply)

you'd find a way to ruin it.
you can't even get gang raped properly.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:15, Reply)

I am humbled by this zinging.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:17, Reply)

wanker

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:17, Reply)

prick

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:20, Reply)

I like sOme of this

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:10, Reply)

The bits about you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:12, Reply)

Woah woah fucking woah.
Alright, this is the internet, right? I like fat, sweaty birds and graphic novels as much as the next /OTer and yeah, alright, Nakers is a bit of a spastic.

However, he's OUR fucking spastic and I'm not having some /talker, or /qotwer, or whatever the fuck you are coming in here, giant balls swinging, giving it all the big'un. ALRIGHT?
( Kroney, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:22, Reply)

Hear, Hear!!
*waves paper for no reason*
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:25, Reply)

*holds Kroney's blazer*
'IT 'IM,, KROWNEEE!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:25, Reply)

I ain't 'avin' it, Boycie
I AIN'T 'AVIN' IT
( Kroney, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:28, Reply)

Is this cunt bothering you Nakers?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:04, Reply)

Nah, he doesn't even register on my radar
But he does on my GAYdar the fucking poofter
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:06, Reply)