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Last thing you did of which you were proud?Last thing you did of which you were ashamed?
Last bet you made?
Last bet you won?
1 and 2 cannot be answered by "your mum".
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Got the car roadworthy, Told ladypig i was going to work late, got finished early and instead of going home to help with the dogs and stuff, stayed at the pub.
I don't remember the last serious bet i made, but i bet I'll fuck your mum tonight.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:44,
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I didn't know i was going to finish early, but the wedding party all fucked off at 10:30.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:46,
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It was the only thing to do.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:48,
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no, they need to be fed and walked before bed, it is a very easy job with 2, but not so easy on your own.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:56,
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Each of her breast's looks like a French Bulldog(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:57,
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I'd rather you didn't cast aspersions as to the character or appearance of my dear ldies breasts.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:14,
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my girlfriend found a lump yesterday and she's been to the docs and we have to go to the hospital for a scan:(
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marry her quick, then you get half her stuff.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:20,
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i'm already beneficiary on her will and life insurancebut i'd rather not have a lopsided/dead girlfriend :(
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Dump her and get a new one.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:25,
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I DON'T WANNA STOP BULLYING HER SHE COULD BE TERMINALLY ILLMOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
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I taught mini ape to high fivetook a dump on your mum's chest, i really shouldn't have eaten all that Jalfrazi
That i would win £130m on the euromillions
£40 at the dogs
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:47,
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It's a good night out at the dogs.Our local track have a £5.00 deal; entry, pint, pie and a £2.00 Tote bet.
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Wimbledon do something similar, pretty good value by all accounts(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:07,
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i fixed up that guitar last week all by myselfthe lead was loose in the socket and i pulled the whole guitar apart before reading online all i had to do was tighten the bit on the front
bullied malc over his relationship with allison :(
that one about malc winning the lottery
it's a win in progress, every week
my mum could answer those questions quite easily
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Alright Q.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:48,
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I'm Cock of the Walk(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:53,
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the cock of the walk (British old-fashioned)
a man who acts as if he is more fashionable or important than other people
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:58,
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i'm sure you're as fashionable as jeff banks and twice as important(, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:59, Reply)
Needs MOAR Metal Mickey facial implants.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:20,
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Still faster than the England team yesterday though.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:05,
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Hey Jeff,what was your favourite ever thread?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:12,
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i existed on a different plane to the other users on /talk for a bitit was 'lol'
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Once, right.Someone asked me what I was going to have for lunch. We won't see days like that again.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:17,
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Remember that one about the cake?That was a good'un.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:18,
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So nommy, the word contained an extraneous 'y', which is the highest accolade of nomminess going.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:22,
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TUiB has a missing Y Chromosone which would explain the vegetarianism(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:35,
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Well I am feeling a little flushed.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:22,
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Boyce, that hotel was ridiculously expensive, where else is there.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:21,
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Holiday Inn on Old St?What am I, fuckin' Trip Advisor?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:23,
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You are that.I went with the RE as I fear your after bash party will go on past my bedtime.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:27,
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It is a distinct possibility.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:28,
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Apparently I'm staying at Stunned's.If I want an early night, it'll be the half one train back to Slough for me.
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Kroney, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:29,
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The last person to stay at Stunned's was BazHe has not been seen since, which has been treated with a similar level of disinterest as that afforded to decapitated drug dealers.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:33,
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I stayed there Sat night and remain fully alive, to date.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:41,
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We only have your word for that.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:41,
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Oi. Trip Advisor.Should I have a micro dot or a not?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:37,
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^ ThisI have only ever had a great time on microdots.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:41,
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We sing songs, clap our hands, etc.What's not to like?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:44,
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Don't knock it until you've tasted them.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:47,
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I used to go out with a girl who dealt themShe used to give me them to test drive when she got new batches.
There was one lot which didn't seem to work, so I had a second one - at which point of course the first one kicked in. I had school the next day :(
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:45,
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I can't see how she could have made any profit with this arrangement.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:50,
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It suggests a considerable mark-up(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:10,
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Hahaha they were about £3 each RRPPlus if she was getting say 100 at a time, giving a couple away to ensure the quality of the merchandise seems sound business to me.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:12,
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At least, that's what you managed to convince her.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:17,
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She was in love with me, the silly bint.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:18,
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That was her first mistake...(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:19,
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www.booking.comGood luck on getting anything under a tun a night that isn't a roach infested flea pit, though :)
Welcome to London!
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Kroney, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:28,
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I can come back, the buses run all night, but i don't really want to trek across london.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:35,
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google for serviced apartments Last Boyce bash I stayed in a quite nice one within walking distance for £60.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:44,
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I did not enquire as to any "extras" The morning wake-up blowjob was quite sufficient.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:10,
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Ask chompy, he knows all sorts of sordid little sex pits(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:34,
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Monty i'm confusedi have agreed with the "Natural Born Chillers" that i do indeed "like to rock the funky beats", however additional instructions have not been forthcoming.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:23,
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Hmmmm... troubling.Perhaps these chaps want you to make your own decision as to what to do next, a 'choose your own adventure book' in the form of popular music, if you will?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:25,
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Jumping Jack Frost left death threats on my pal Hamish's answerphone.Gutted we didn't record them for posterity.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:58,
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Sounds like it was a gas.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:18,
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I'm going, I'm going.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:24,
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My tits no longer fill my hands ! (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:34,
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There I was just now, grabbing my tits, and there was room there for some more tit, where as before, there wans't.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:34,
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Nah', when I have a good tug, that ratio is the same.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:38,
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are you nursing a semi?there's nothing like a glimpse of hairy jew nipple to get monty hard
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:45,
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Urrugh.You've caught Beadleitus.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:45,
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BUT ON THE OTHER HAND!!!!!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:46,
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The farts I was doing this morning for 1 & 2Sheffield Utd, Swindon, MK Dons, Luton & Oxford all to win @ 17/1 - Last bet made.
First Three Afternoon Favs To Win (2.10H, 2.20S, 2.30L) (Win) @ 28/1 - Last bet won.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:51,
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Nice question!Everyday, for my job, I have to make tiny little assemblies. I have to put them under extreme conditions of pressure and temperature and any mistakes I have made could result in spectacular failures. Most of the time I'm amazed that some of the shite I make actually doesn't fail, but every now and then I manage to make a tiny work of art.
(, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:02, Reply)
Alright, benders?The last thing I made was my 2013 calendar. Some extremely nice (and possibly mental) people have even bought copies.
I'm usually shamed by things I realise I should have done but didn't, rather than things I've actually done. Mostly because I'm a lazy selfish cow as opposed to a mean and evil one.
Which do you suppose is worse? I need to know before I DMAAKM.
Are we all happy this miserable wet Monday?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:02,
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You don't need to DYAAKYSimply shit in your hands and rub it on the screen in an apologetic ritual to the gods of internet.
I can't see this one taking off in the same way, but it amused me this morning.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:05,
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I'd really rather not, if that's all the same.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:05,
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someone bullied my terminally ill girlfriend, b3thplease ban them
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People have been picking on my terminally ill husband for years, Q.It's a board full of mean bullies.
I hope it all works out well for her, fr srs. I found a lump about fifteen years ago. Turned out to be nothing, and I still have it today, but it's really worrying going through the tests and taht.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:09,
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I did have one person I shared your link with ask if you were serious or if it was some kind of elaborate satire:(
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:12,
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I thought the most face-saving answer was to say you were Special NeedsHope that was ok.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:14,
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Wait, don't knock it.You could pick up some good sympathy sales, if people believe they are buying the work of a retarded child or something.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:20,
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Perhaps you could add a terminally ill dimension to the story as the sales start to dwindle?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:21,
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Looks more like an unhappy biscuit, that.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:24,
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I think that was rather kind of him.He could have told his mate that it was the work of a fully functioning adult with all higher mental functions intact.
Then you'd have looked *really* bad.
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Kroney, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:30,
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what did the cow say when he stubbed his hoof on the dresser?'Cow-ch!' (rape 5am barry hahahaha)
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There is a new thread to mop up the deritus still floating about in the primordial soup that is OT(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:34,
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