When I'm at work
SEMEN PATEL.

Nuff said.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:53, 220 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Chicken KAtsu Curry
cheers
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:54, Reply)

I don't find this funny.
i must've missed a meme or two.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:55, Reply)

you nob

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:56, Reply)

Well, I can see this shaping up to be a classic.

( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:57, Reply)

Should've suggested it as a topic for qotw.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:58, Reply)

I ordered some birthday
Trinkets for fellow birthday bash bods last night.

No idea if the postie will bring them before Saturday though.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:58, Reply)

I've got you all the same thing.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:59, Reply)

hemp slippers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:00, Reply)

I already have a Ghanaian nose flute thanks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:04, Reply)

A BUNCH OF FIVES !!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:06, Reply)

Christ, it isn't your new album is it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:06, Reply)

A SPAM JAVELIN !!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:06, Reply)

Oh YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!
What are you like, eh? LOL!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:08, Reply)

CHILLS - THEY'RE MULTIPLYING!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:08, Reply)

Here's some advice
Never stand behind the devil in the queue at the post office, HE TAKES MANY FORMS!!@!

Can we have Vagabond back to do the lame and unfunny jokes please?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:02, Reply)

I thought that was my job.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:04, Reply)

your job is to be the OT bitch
Soz to be the bearer etc
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:06, Reply)

\o/

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:08, Reply)

Did Monty succeed in chasing him off the board, then?

( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:04, Reply)

I don't dare hope.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:06, Reply)

thing is, it was just a bit of ribbing and ego deflating
Nothing serious.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:08, Reply)

I didn't mind him, really.
He was certainly no Nakers.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:10, Reply)

and some!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:15, Reply)

I think he's the first and only person to have 2.0ed me,
except from when Quint did everyone.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:05, Reply)

he has me on 2.0 as well.
Lucky me!!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:07, Reply)

He's got the cream of off topic on ignore
HIS LOSS EH !
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:08, Reply)

He can't compete with the best in the marketplace.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:09, Reply)

He aint ignoring me, I guess that means I'm winning at the game of life

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:10, Reply)

Tbh you spend some much time on the step there's no point in putting you on 2.0.
Not that I ever would anyway xx
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:11, Reply)

He's 2.0'd quite a lot of us. The prick

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:07, Reply)

I can still see him :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:09, Reply)

You and he are best buds, that's why.
You posted him a Peruvian mountain hat to go with his dark trilby, in exchange for being a character in one of his 'graph novs'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:11, Reply)

ITS CALLED A CHULLO ACKSHERLY

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:13, Reply)

God I hate you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:19, Reply)

I'm giving yours to Stunned then.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:22, Reply)

Is he still posting on OT?
Does this mean he's got me on ignore?

:O

I don't think I've ever been ignored before. Quentin doesn't count because he fucking loves me and doing so probably hurt him more than it did me.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:12, Reply)

Nah, I hang out with him on qotw sometimes.
He has some... dark tales to tell.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:15, Reply)

I think monty's having a breakdown
Could we get him in touch with bartleby's therapist please?
(quintsy, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:04, Reply)

Bartlebys mental?
I never saw that one coming
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:04, Reply)

But Monty doesn't have diabetes.

( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:05, Reply)

Nor can he afford Bartleby's food bill.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:07, Reply)

What?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:04, Reply)

I know!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:07, Reply)

I don't understand this meme. Please explain.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:08, Reply)

Fucking hell

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:09, Reply)

Impressed are you, twofer?
We're witnessing some history-making internet, here.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:11, Reply)

Not so much 'impressed'
More 'deeply dismayed and considering suicide'
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:11, Reply)

THERE SHE IS!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:11, Reply)

+ It's Miss Univerrrrrsse

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:12, Reply)

Making some fucking chelsea buns
If can you get in here in the next few hours you can have one
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:12, Reply)

oh boy, did you watch the GBBO last night?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:05, Reply)

News link for today -man meets troll IRL
m.guardian.co.uk/ms/p/gnm/op/srLY29KU1b_TR-DQO91AOkg/view.m?id=15&gid=commentisfree/2012/sep/26/day-confronted-troll&cat=commentisfree
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:13, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
'within 10 minutes I had received a direct message (DM) calling me a "Dirty fucking Jewish scumbag".
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:15, Reply)

That there is the joy of Twitter.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:17, Reply)

I think I may have written it off perhaps a little hastily.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:18, Reply)

Are you still spending hours cutting out letters from newspapers to send your hate mail?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:25, Reply)

Strikkly old skool, dogg.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:30, Reply)

what the fuck, that's twice today somone has been reading the same article as me at the same time...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:15, Reply)

*plays twilight zone theme*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:16, Reply)

Oh that is fucking brilliant.
The 'box of ashes' bit is just wonderful.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:16, Reply)

Pfft, it's all lies.
You can't solve problems with teenagers without having them turned out of school and killing themselves. That's ridiculous.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:22, Reply)

I usually like to fuck some sense into them.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:23, Reply)

Particularly the boys.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:24, Reply)

Exclusively the boys.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:25, Reply)

Exclusion, rape and suicide is the only language these kids understand.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:23, Reply)

And Polari.
The benders.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:28, Reply)

*vada's the lallies on Stunned*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:30, Reply)

Nope. No idea.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:32, Reply)

Chinny reck-on.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:35, Reply)

Cool story bro', needs more dragons and shit.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:26, Reply)

I liked how BOTH his parents wanted to grass him up to plod
but the hero of the piece was all "no, there is still some good in you. I can sense it"
( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:27, Reply)

'It's too late for me, son'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:30, Reply)

^ NOT ONLY FILM BUT 'SIGH FIE'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:31, Reply)

MY son
It's too late for me, MY son.

He's Darth Vader, not a fucking cockney barrowboy. Jesus, Monty.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:32, Reply)

BOY DO I FEEL STUPID NOW!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:35, Reply)

No.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:37, Reply)

You are such a cultural retard.

( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:38, Reply)

I like how I've read almost the exact same story re-written for other social networks and trollers about 10 times now.
I mean, the series of events are almost identical.

I swear a few of the times it was in the guardien too, followed up on daytime telly.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:59, Reply)

ANSWER MY FUCKING QUESTION.
What is this Patel meme all about?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:19, Reply)

Please sir, it was Broadsword sir. He started it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:19, Reply)

ANSWER IN HIS PLACE.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:20, Reply)

He claimed that there was a paralympian called Semen Patel.
Things kind of snowballed from there really. I mean, people got carried away, and I'm ashamed to say that I was one of them. OK I was them, on my own.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:24, Reply)

Thank you. That wasn't difficult was it?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:25, Reply)

Even after all this time I find it.....hard to talk about.....
Sorry can you turn the camera off please?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:26, Reply)

*zooms in on a single tear, rolling down the old man's cheek*
*fades to black*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:27, Reply)

We'll take. Quick 5 minute break, then carry on.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:28, Reply)

The tension! It's like Frost V Nixon in here

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:29, Reply)

Frost v Nixon Rod, Jane and Freddy.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:32, Reply)

will she or won't she take both cocks at once?
Tune in tomorrow at 3pm to find out
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:36, Reply)

I like breasts

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:20, Reply)

Half term report card: Montgomery Mildred Boyce.
History: Claims to know about "dem olden dayz" but rarely checks his facts, has been warned about copying wikipedia verbatim.
Maths: Unable to grasp simple concepts of logical progression in any way.
English: His continual use of poor grammar is a cause for concern.
RE: Saying "god is a cunt" to visiting nuns was a low point for all concerned.
Science: Unable to light a bunsen burner without sniffing the gas first, has been referred to the nurse on more than one occasion.
Music: Mozart is not "well shit compared to boyzone."
PE: Runs like he has a serious medical condition, we think this is intentional.

General Behaviour: Inexplicably popular, possibly due to his penchant for bullying other children. Has been warned about his outbursts in class and his claims of having tourettes do not wash with me. Improvement in needed across all areas or there is genuine fear he may live out the rest of his days as a vagrant.

Signed,

Mark Morrisons Prison Shoes.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:21, Reply)

hahahaha!!
*clicks until mouse button breaks*
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:22, Reply)

The clues were all there.
But no-one cared enough to look for them :o((((((((
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:23, Reply)

broken britain strikes again!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:24, Reply)

Stop whining Mildred

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:24, Reply)

All that remains now is for you to be excluded from /ot
and sent to /talk where you can be raped and driven to suicide as God intended.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:02, Reply)

In other news, I'd like to say I miss Barryfromeastenders.
However I don't. So I won't.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:24, Reply)

I liked him, the thieving little scrote.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:24, Reply)

was it the stealing or the stealing your drugz that irked you most?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:25, Reply)

I wasn't even there, brah.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:26, Reply)

I thought it was you he done the stealing from.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:27, Reply)

Nah man.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:28, Reply)

well who did he thieve from?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:29, Reply)

It was a mix up or a fixup, I forget which one

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:31, Reply)

Must have been Stunned then

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:29, Reply)

Me, brah.
Still, he's dead now. Let's move on.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:31, Reply)

oh man, I miss his dull posts about watching a shit football team :(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:32, Reply)

I missed his posts about having fights with a house full of rugger bugger Hooray Henries
over being looked at funny.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:33, Reply)

And his collection of sunglasses.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:34, Reply)

I knew I should have stolen his new iPad when I had the chance.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:25, Reply)

I miss Barryoaks :(

( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:25, Reply)

I do not

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:27, Reply)

We still have Quint Enders
a much superior soap.

Did you hear that Malc has gone back inside? What ever will Alison do now?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:28, Reply)

herself up the shitter with a stapler?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:29, Reply)

I imagine as he was taken down, she shouted across the courtroom "I'LL WAIT FOR YOU MALCY!!"

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:29, Reply)

you're 'malcy'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:31, Reply)

I like this.
although I suspect she'll find comfort in the strong arms of.... oh bugger I've forgotten the names again. I know Tricky's not around and Quin't's too upset about his ladyfriend's impending tit removal... who does that leave?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:31, Reply)

What about strong, dependable Joe?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:32, Reply)

What's wrong with his bird's tits?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:34, Reply)

MelandKimitis.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:34, Reply)

Respect (able)

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:35, Reply)

Don't worry.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:36, Reply)

With any luck they'll only slice off the left one.
So Q can continue to feel a right tit at times.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Nice set up.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:35, Reply)

Kerrazy Kev?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:34, Reply)

I imagine you, hunched over a digeridoo in the high street of an English market town,
wearing an alpaca wool jerkin and Birkenstocks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Vegetarian Birkenstocks, please
www.vegetarian-shoes.co.uk/sandals/birkenstock_arizona_brown_/12298_p.html
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:35, Reply)

FFS.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:36, Reply)

I fucking hate these people.
Oxygen thieves, the lot of them.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:36, Reply)

Listen mate we have to meet this cunt on Sat'dy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:38, Reply)

I actually own a pair of these.
I might wear them on Saturday.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:39, Reply)

I'll bring a blowtorch just in case.
Also, I am going to spike all your drinks with little slivers of Pepperami.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:39, Reply)

But... but... that could drive me barmy

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:43, Reply)

Hahahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:45, Reply)

Scrag 'im and frow 'im in va rivva
It's the London way.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:39, Reply)

Who?
A fucking vegetarian?

You can fuck right off. I'll be having a dry meat at Needoos.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:41, Reply)

A new level of bentness

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:37, Reply)

Panteras less popular zzzzzzzzzz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:37, Reply)

I want some meat Birkenstocks.
Made out of meat.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:37, Reply)

I want some white rhino hide jackboots for Christmas.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:38, Reply)

I want a hollowed out elephant leg to keep my umbrellas in

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:39, Reply)

I want a cowering, weeping negro to stand in my hall holding my umbrellas.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:40, Reply)

You'd let a black in to your home?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:42, Reply)

If they're correctly manacled, there's little danger, you know.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:43, Reply)

The ultimate irony being his net worth is higher than yours.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:42, Reply)

Yeah?
You want to know what I think? I think that the ultimate irony is FUCK OFF, YEAH?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:45, Reply)

I saw some coat hooks for sale the other day made out of deer hooves

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:42, Reply)

I want a bit of 'hunting lodge chic' at my gaff, as it goes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:44, Reply)

fuck that shit, I want some fucking panda skin shoes.
those stupid fat cunts can be useful for once.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:39, Reply)

The little known Elvis/Public Enemy crossover

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:44, Reply)

"take your coins back, I'm doing this to soothe mother earth"

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:36, Reply)

I feel really shit :o(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:43, Reply)

Here, have a 'Pall Mall', go on.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:44, Reply)

Arsenic is a good cure-all

( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:45, Reply)

That's just like you to surrender and take the easy way out

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:48, Reply)

awwww poor ickle nakers has a boo boo.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:47, Reply)

i really do

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:50, Reply)

You idiots have managed to give over 150 replies to a SEMEN PATEL thread.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:48, Reply)

Greatest paralympian of all time#

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:49, Reply)

#theyhavesmellyfood

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:49, Reply)

cause any of the other threads here have deserved any replies.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:49, Reply)

That's not even English you scotch dunce.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:50, Reply)

ZUT ALORS!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:50, Reply)

you've missed a comma there, boyce

(quintsy, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:51, Reply)

,,,,,,,,,,
HAPPY NOW? FFS
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:53, Reply)

he was only trying to help you and this is what he gets?
WORSE THAN NAKERS.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:54, Reply)

Oh man, that's harsh.

( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:54, Reply)

I get a lot of stick on here, but this guy has gone too far I'd say.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:55, Reply)

There comes a point when it just stops being funny.

( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:55, Reply)

Sometimes you just get a nasty taste in your mouth with some of this stuff.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:56, Reply)

Are you alright Monts?
I've got Poppet standing by to call someone over here to call the emergency services, if necessary.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:58, Reply)

I'll......I'll be OK.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:59, Reply)

There's a brave soldier

( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:04, Reply)

What happened to this place, man?
It used be all cakes and tea and sharing your rape experiences*.

*Usually only the victims. I think.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:59, Reply)

link me up, yo

(quintsy, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:05, Reply)

Just hop back a couple of hundred pages to one of the HSH threads.
Like this: www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post193091

EDIT: I don't think there are any tearful rape stories in that one, I just grabbed the first one I saw.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:06, Reply)

wtf? i can't see any rape there
how am i meant to wank now?
(quintsy, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:09, Reply)

Soz Q.
I feel as though I've let you down.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:10, Reply)

It's like Nakersgate 2.0!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:54, Reply)

i don't like this worse than nakers thing
feels a lot like bullying
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:55, Reply)

Er
Yeah?

That's kind of because it is bullying.

Prick.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:56, Reply)

you're coming across as bad, if not worse than yourself here

(quintsy, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:56, Reply)

oh man, what can I do to stop this terrible slide into awfullness?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:59, Reply)

Down the road, not across the track.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:00, Reply)

take a leaf out of popular forum user monty mildred boyce's book
start saying everything is 'shit' or 'fucking shit'
(quintsy, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:01, Reply)

SAME AS NAKERS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:56, Reply)

The nadir of humanity, right here.

( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:57, Reply)

*googles*
*cries*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:58, Reply)

Your name came up as the first result?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:00, Reply)

Hahahahaha proper actual and real LOL here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:01, Reply)

I hear there's a online petition to get the word "nadir"
replaced with "naked_ape"
( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:01, Reply)

hahaha!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:02, Reply)

ffs, stop being worse than nakers

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:03, Reply)

STOP SAYING THAT

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:04, Reply)

new thread, it'll probably be worse than nakers.
I do hope this become a meme.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:08, Reply)

no, but i'm not going to see a counsellor about it until i start cutting myself

(quintsy, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:54, Reply)

+ chameleon

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:55, Reply)

love this

(quintsy, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:55, Reply)

Would mind awfully DYING IN A FIRE plz? Thanks in advance.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:55, Reply)

Steve Marriott lols

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:57, Reply)

One of my staff saw him about two weeks before he croaked,
playing in a shitty pub in Finchley, to about ten people. Sad times for one of the best white singers EVOIRE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:58, Reply)

I prefer Paris Hilton

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:00, Reply)

This joke is so poor *I* offered to lend it some money.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:02, Reply)

it's funny because they've both worked as singers and are named after hotels!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:03, Reply)

But it's not, though, is it?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:05, Reply)

No sir, sorry sir, won't happen again sir*


*it will though
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:06, Reply)

Because you're Nakers.
The worst thing of anything, ever.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:06, Reply)

worse than cock cancer?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:09, Reply)

Yep

( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:09, Reply)

*looks down*
Indeed.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:07, Reply)

At least he didn't live to see all the Liam Gallagher, parka-wearing, desert boot pricks that have ruined his legacy.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:01, Reply)

Paul Weller probably ruined his life well before that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:02, Reply)

that's entertainment I guess

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:04, Reply)

FFS you're worse than...
Oh
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:05, Reply)

If you go down in the tube station at midnight, you'll see loadsof people dressed like that to stay warm when they're going underground

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:05, Reply)

:o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:06, Reply)

It's quite amazing that you keep managing to be worse than yourself.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:06, Reply)

I should probably build myself a "funeral Pyre"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:08, Reply)

MODS!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:07, Reply)

Ho HO

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:08, Reply)