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Good morning lovelies (and cunts)So, Abu hamza has finally been extradited. Who would you extradite and for what crimes against humanity?
Alt: april jones - 2000 grief junkies or a very tightly knit community that you can't imagine if you live in a big city?
Altalt: what should be the word of the day today?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 8:36,
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Your ex. I'd send him back to Greggistan or whatever stinking shithole he's from.Alt: Welsh = meh
Altalt: mellifluous
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 8:39,
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Anyone involved with X-Factor, right from top to bottomSend them anywhere but fucking here. Facebook feed was going mental about it last night.
Alt: Sad for those that know her, but the thousands of others are just trying to be involved, seems like grief junkies to me. It's the parents fault anyway.
AltAlt: Quaffable.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 8:44,
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'Facebook feed'? Is that another term for food from Iceland?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 8:46,
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I guess when your in love with a beautiiful woman you're not going to want to leave the countryI'd extradite the contents of the X-Factor studio.
alt: very sad, hangings too good etc
altalt: MINGE
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 8:46,
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Why is everyone on here so angry about a shit TV for proles?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 8:47,
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front of mind I guess as it's the first weekWhat would be more fun to extradite would be all priests, immans, bishops, rabbis etc
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 8:49,
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Is it? It seems to be on all year round.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 8:51,
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I think it must be on for about half of the year(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 8:57,
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cunts, ent they.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:19,
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Better idea, lets extradite all the scrounging Scotswww.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/scotland/scottish-politics/9593135/Nine-in-ten-Scots-living-off-states-patronage.html
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 8:57,
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I read this morning some appalling statisticthat was something along the lines of 'over half the population now get more from the state than they contribute' or something. As with all these things some self-righteous champion of the common man will pop up on here and tell me it's not true but it didn't sound good.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:00,
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While it doesn't apply to Satanists such as yourselfI do get pissed off with people who make a big deal out of being a capital C Christian, and then say the poor are workshy scroungers who should have their benefits slashed and a good kick up the arse.
I'm fairly certain Jesus was pretty keen on helping the poor, actually.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:18,
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Boyce, old boy.Of course they do. It's basic maths. at least half the population must take more than they give. because of the way the earnings distributions worhk, it's going to be closer to 75%. Probably 90%. You are certainly in the portion that takes more than they give. So, I'm willing to bet, are more than 90% of the people on here.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 10:02,
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Not true, the % of the population taking more than they give has risen from around 40% in1970to 50% now, the large proportion of that rise occuring under the last ALbour government as they spent freely with little or no thought for how that money would need to be paid back.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 10:06,
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bollocks. Absolute arse, Nakers.All that will have changed is the way it is measured. The way these numbers are represented depends on the political aims of the groups representing them. Unless your country is turning over a tidy profit, you're spending more than you take, or at least are level. The majority of the tax income comes from about the top 10-20% of taxpayers, so it pretty much follows that there's a good chance anyone below that will be "taking out more than they put in" once you have equally split the cost of every single thing the government spend money on between 60 million residents.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 10:11,
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cuntbubblealright fuckos.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:00,
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all those dole, still not worse than nakers.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:02,
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only tramps worse than nakers is montgomery alice boyce(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:05,
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I hate him and his club foot and yellowing beard(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:05,
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I wish he'd hang himself with the piss soaked cord he uses as a belt.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:07,
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stop stalking me charlie chalk.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:02,
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Charlie Stalk, that's me*!*that's not me, fuck off.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:06,
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haha! you bearded strange little smelly man.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:07,
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Yeah fuck off scotch I'm a big smelly manACTUALLY SO HA.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:14,
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I bet you're shorter than battered.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:15,
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That's not physically possible.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:19,
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AltAlt: Blackpool. As I am heading there later today.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:05,
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It gets worse. I am staying up there tonight and then heading to Manchester in the morning.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:08,
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I'd get out of there as soon as you can.Couldn't you stay in Manchester tonight instead?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:21,
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No, I have an 8am meeting in Blackpool in the morning.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:36,
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Extradite the whole cabinet...... To a sink estate and make them live entirely on benefits for a year.
Alt: A bit of both - there will be grief junkies among them but then there's grief junkies everywher.
Altalt: Frabjous
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That would show them, the public school wankers!!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:07,
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It's not about the public school thingIt's more about them actually getting an idea of how some people live. I believe the political class have very very little in common with the voting public - even those few idealists that are NOT from the 'public school-to-Oxbridge-to-political-intern-to-MP' sausage machine become quickly brainwashed into being MPs.
Politics is far too important to be left to politicians.
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as much as I don't like the cabinet, I think most of them would be sensible enough to budget properly and be ok. lots of people on benefits live ok, not well I admit, there will be little to no luxury or fun, but it's not supposed to be supporting you, just keeping you going till you find work,. its different for disability benefit I'm sure, I wont get in to that debate.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:26,
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anyone on benefits that smokes and drinks and has a pet is doing it wrong, (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:30,
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I'd like to send everyone back to where they claim to be from for a week or so,see if they still get all fucking mish about it after living there for a bit, or whether they come running back. can't imagine many Florida Americans loving December in Ireland, or all these Israelis loving it out on the border in a hut.
alt: it's more than that I think, i reckon some genuinely cared, some felt it was their duty, some had little else better to do, and some did it to tell their mates how compassionate they are.
altalt: Botty
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:10,
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thank fuck, someone who's not a prick.MORNING PIGSTER!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:12,
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*strikes a pose*(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:12,
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yeah, well...(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:14,
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You two have a drunken snog or something?Awkward morning after conversation going on here.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:20,
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NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:22,
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I watched Men In Black 3 last nightIt was alright
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:25,
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I got told to piss off by a Swedish man. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:28,
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I told him he couldn't smoke a spliff in the back garden.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:53,
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^^^ AS GOOD AS A CONFESSIONby Welsh police standards, anyway.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:26,
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I thought it would. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:20,
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oh yeah, but you can always hope.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:28,
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you're not dead then. good stuff(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:14,
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The rumours of Mono's Bumhole are greatly exaggerated/ac
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:14,
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I miss that dull bastard :((
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:15,
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I can't eat a single Lego brick without thinking of him:(
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:22,
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I wear ironic star wars t-shirts in this honour."sith between the sheets"
that's my fav
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:23,
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I have a model of a vw camper van on my desk :'((
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:25,
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i knew you would xxxxmmps clearly doesn't "get" me anymore, maybe he is a prick after all?
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can we start a pineapple plantation somewhere?I'm easy, anywhere but bognor.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:30,
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i'm not sure i can love a man with prejudices against Butlins Bognor(, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:32, Reply)
the soil in unsuitable for growing pineapples.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:34,
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i want a thorough scientific analysis before i can make any firm suppositions(, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:35, Reply)
I'll get the boys in the lab to wire it to you.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:35,
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i did go to an asbestos analysis lab the other weekit was really unpleasant. just a little farm, four blokes in a small shed staring into microscopes looking at dust.
for 8 hours. every day. but at least they had a radio
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Tuned to which station, though?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:39,
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sorry i can't rememberbut it was so low that it was barely audible anyway
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totally read that as suppositories(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:49,
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please, no pineapples(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 10:17,
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I believe the children are the futureteach them well and let them lead the way
Show them all the beauty they possess inside
Give them a sense of pride to make it easier
Let the children's laughter remind us how we used to be
cos i've found the... grey----test, prick of all
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I'd like to see Tony BLIAR extradited to Iraq and just left in the middle of a streettalk your way out of that one, Tony.
Alt: Can't it be both?
AltAlt: Expunge.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:15,
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Kate BushShe freaks me the fuck out
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Grief junkies in da area. I'm intruiged to know how they can charge the bloke with moida without a dismembered corpse
AltAlt:
Guntry
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:16,
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unless he confessed.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:17,
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maybe he ate bits of her, and they're just waiting for some evidence to plop out(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:30,
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I would imagine that they have enough evidence without the need for a body.There will be traces of her all over his car. Witnesses saw his car at the scene. Other witnesses saw him carrying a bin bag down to the river. Etc, etc.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:18,
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ooooh, maybe he took photos!(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:21,
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Silly cunt tagged her in the photos on facebook.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:22,
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Mark Bridger was with April Jones at - The Dismembering ShedLike - Comment
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:24,
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Hey, they have a good metal night on a thursday(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:27,
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*headbangs*+off floor and rolls under bench
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:29,
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I like thisand have taken the appropriate action of clicking on the eponymous button
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 10:23,
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I'd not heard about the binbag(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:24,
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cause the lord chief justice said so!not quite as good a wrestling catchphrase that.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:20,
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^ You ought to have a basic grasp of Latin if you're a b3ta mod.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:29,
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I got an A at GCSE Latin AKSHUALLY.That was a very long time ago, though.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:31,
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Like when it was a current language?Is this what you converse with mr b3th in?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:32,
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You've got a dolly eek, and some bona lallies.Trade?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:36,
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"I'm Julian, this is my friend Sandy, and the one in the sensible shoes is Monty's mum."(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:39,
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Oh come on,I can't be the only old bugger on here!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:41,
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I get it. I just don't like it.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:42,
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What Monty said.But also I didn't want to admit to being nearly as old as you and him.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:47,
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I would extradite rachelswipe off the internet for the heinous crime of starting a thread and then fucking off.Worse than Hitler.
Alt: No one likes a dead kid, especially if it happened near you.
Altalt: Mastering.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:20,
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well, some people obviously do, otherwise there would probably be less dead kids. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:22,
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Usually they try to get rid of them as soon as they have one on their hands.It might have seemed like a good idea at the time, but once you've got to dispose of the thing...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:24,
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I expect murderers quite like it.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:24,
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I thought he preferred killing grannies?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:32,
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fewerThere would be fewer dead kids. Come on Windy, you're better than this.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 10:24,
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I reckon they all did it(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:29,
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I'd get rid of Piers Morgan.The yanks like him, they can keep the fucker. They can have Kelvin MacKenzie too, while they're at it.
Alt: couple of hundred people who actually know the family, and the rest don't want to be villified for not joining in.
Alt: villified
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:29,
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Possibly vilifiedMy spellchecker's American, so it could be either.
My brain hurts, and I'm confused. I think it's early onset Pratchett's.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:34,
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You know, there is a lot of hatred for Terry Pratchett, but I read and enjoyed his books as a child, until i got to choose my own books, and realised he was a terrible author. He's like a gateway author.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 10:06,
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And what are the little hairs on my chin called?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:35,
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ok so 4 people did 'lol'-ish replies to this postbut its not on the popular page, so chances are none of them clicked it
well done for outing yourselves as cunts, there
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I would extradite ITV and the general drivel output it has. Except for Coronation Street which is excellent. Alt: I think that's a bit cuntish. Small community and all that, it's not surprising they are upset.
Altalt: Pus.
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The correct spelling is 'poos' you IDIOT(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:36,
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Tell him if he doesn't know by now, you're not going to tell him.Tell him if he cared about you at all, he wouldn't have to ask.
Then withhold sex for an unspecified amount of time.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:51,
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yeah, I'm not a housewhale.thanks though.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:52,
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Coronation Street? I wasn't awre that you were a 70 year pikey woman in a bungalow(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:44,
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Keep him away from Malc.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:45,
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He is. With 11 cats and a gin dependency problem.With two adult children, who 'never comes to see me, so busy with their own lifes. Still I've got my memories, the church keeps me busy and every Tuesday and Thursday the lovely nurse comes to change the dressings on my sores'.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:47,
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Oh, yes. It's how I keep it real and stay in touch with what's happening in "the North".
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By that logicall Cockneys say "Wassgoinon?" at least once every 15 minutes.
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cockneys don't actually exist except in popular culture, like Oompa loompas and hot lesbians(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:54,
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Excuse me, hot lesbians *do* exist.I saw some on the internet once, and given Rule 34, then by extension, they exist.
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How's that new steam pump woking out for them?They say it helps keep the mines clear of groundwater
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:53,
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Where IS Wilf this morning?Oh, sorry, 'steam pump'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:58,
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No, that's 'Around the World in 80 Gays'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 10:03,
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www.b3ta.com/interview/wilflunn/
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 10:07,
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'We get to the bottom of *that* flounce and finally find out the truth about positive threads'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 10:18,
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alright alright stop your whingingi would extradite anotherbert to a galaxy far, far away. with no internet access.
alt: i think some of them are very genuine. kay burley is not one of them.
altalt: maharshalalhashbaz
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:58,
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can you fuck off again now? kthxbai(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 10:03,
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i could never be jealous of anyone retarded enough to think they can subsist on a diet of water(, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 10:21, Reply)
The actor or the Japanese composer?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 10:06,
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