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I've just eaten a whole box of mince pies and it's not even Crimblemas yet beat that internets
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:13,
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awww...
I'd just got my phone out to see the picture of Cavy as well.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:15,
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phone willy
see
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broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:16,
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LOL
EDIT: SP
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:20,
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:26,
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SEMEN PATEL
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:27,
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We haven't had a meme this good since the heady days of SHED.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:27,
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SHED
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broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:28,
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SEMEN PATEL
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broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:28,
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SHOE ON HEAD
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broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:28,
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KICK HIM IN THE MANCUNT BARRY
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broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:29,
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I am pretty hot
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:27,
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:30,
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i like breasts
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broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:02,
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What happened to the thread?
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:17,
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We've all got you on 2.0
Soz.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:17,
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Sockpuppet deleted it
lolarious.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:18,
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Will the real Monty please stand up?
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:20,
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SP
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:21,
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alright shit monty boyce, monty boyce.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:17,
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alright
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:50,
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I've put him on ignore.
Can you all google some drum sounds to help you visualise this ignore drum I'm banging.
Also here's the link again
chompchomp.co.uk/?p=141508066 for anyone that cares.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:17,
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Oooh I care. At 21p per 500ml I *have* to care.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:19,
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I need to get some more equipment though.
I'm thinking of funding my buying of equipment by saying to friends I will get all the stuff you need for a batch of 40 bottles and store it show you how it's done etc. For £40. I don't know how many of my mates will go for that seeing as I already give them free beer.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:24,
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I have a few friends that own microbreweries.
hard work, but they do all right financially.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:28,
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athat own microbreweries.
hard work, but they do all right financially.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:30,
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A colleague brought me in some of his homebrewed Coopers Pale Ale and an IPA earlier in the week.
They were pretty good.
He is now moving on to brewing from separate ingredients as opposed to using a kit.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:26,
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Yeah, that's my next step, I'll need a 30ltr pan, and some muslin bags first.
Shouldn't be too expensive.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:27,
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I still have a cold.
I have, however, loaded myself with sugar and caffeine so I expect to feel a lot better shortly.
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Kroney, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:17,
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Maybe if we all shout 'KRAHONEEEYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' you'll feel better.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:21,
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That worked so well last time, after all.
I cried myself to sleep.
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Kroney, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:22,
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awap sleep for death and we are on to a winner!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:22,
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I won't be awaping it for any such thing.
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Kroney, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:23,
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Awap, awap, my kingdom for awap.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:26,
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Can't beat a wap before sleep
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:29,
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Can we delete this thread please?
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:22,
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This sounds like sound medical advice
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:22,
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there is a character in the book I'm reading
called Korney. Each time I think it's a misspelling
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:26,
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The author changed my name to protect my identity.
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Kroney, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:34,
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This means you are, in fact, not french
but RUSSIAN!
*shock*
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:36,
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I've never confirmed my nationality.
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Kroney, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:41,
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nation sexu
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:47,
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like you don't confirm it every time you open your mouth
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:50,
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Whatever happened to Barryoaks?
I miss that tall tale
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:30,
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He was beheaded by Stunned
Unfortunately, as he was a known 'tea-leaf' the police are not interested in investigating.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:32,
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it was a fitting end
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:33,
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Tell that to his poor mother, who has only Wolf from Gladiators to comfort her.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:34,
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Did one of you guys design this?
www.creativereview.co.uk/cr-blog/2012/october/nice-publications(the top one, obvs)
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:35,
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I had some cherry bakewells that weren't cherry bakewells the other day.
They were orange and cranberry I think and they had no cherry on the top, not bad but not as good as the cherry bakewell. In conclusion then, I prefer cherry bakewells.
Did you spell something wrong there? There may be a 'Crimblemas' somewhere in the world so I'll not go out on a limb and correct the spelling there. Other than that it looks alright to me.
I'm listening to Altern8, how about you?
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:46,
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So you ate something that weren't Cherry Bakewells.
Congratulations.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:49,
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Altern-8 did some great tunes
Their best is
www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-9XnXx-gLM
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:49,
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lemon or toffee bakewells are nice
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:49,
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Ooh, toffee bakewells sound nice
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:51,
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tesco own brand, mate
so delicious that even a snob like me will eat one!
www.tesco.com/groceries/Product/Details/?id=256471625
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:55,
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One of the many reasons I don't have a car.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:51,
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True, kids make them almost esential.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:59,
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The downside to the trend towards big wheels.
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Kroney, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:54,
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haha fuck
18s?
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Kroney, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:55,
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Is it too early to nominate Fascinating Subthread of the Day?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:57,
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Yeah, I usually go to Britannia Tyres for mine.
Then I let them direct me towards buying the low to mid-ranged ones, y'know 'cause it's false economy buying the cheapo ones, but obviously I want good value without having to break the bank.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:02,
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Mine are 16/205s
and they cost me about 90 quid a corner. Sounds like you could probably get them cheaper.
Tyre subthread. A new low.
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Kroney, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:57,
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:o(
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:57,
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You could try a lower speed rating
What's a W, 180 or something?
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Kroney, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:01,
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Well, I buy Bridgestone or Pirellis, so a decent brand
and mine aren't so much smaller than yours that it'd explain 80 pounds difference. Mine are rated R, though. Maybe that's where the money's going.
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Kroney, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:06,
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Pirate tires.
Rated Arrrr.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:07,
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I hate that I laughed at this.
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Kroney, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:08,
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i got told that mine needed new tyres
at £240 a pop or something stupid. sent my dad in. paid a LOT less. i do think they see a woman with a sports car and go, woohoo, let's rip her right off. am dreading the service bill next week.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:01,
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Then I threw a 6 and a 4.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:06,
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i have no idea who i am talking to on here any more
mince pies are 50 shades of rank, though
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:50,
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It's me, Gazza.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:51,
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did you bring me any chicken?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:55,
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Haway man.
And a dress'n goon.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:58,
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I am Movembering. It's going to be pitiful.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:04,
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The Mrs hates it.
Good enough reason right there.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:08,
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This I cannot wait to see.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:08,
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It's going to be terrible.
I am going with the under bottom lip bit too.
Might go for a toothbrush tache.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:11,
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Soul patch? FFS.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:15,
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Oh dear oh dear.
I am reconsidering my position.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:25,
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A 'soul patch'
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:13,
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I was still thinking about tyres.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:18,
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Are you going to post a picture of your top lip daily on here?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:10,
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Certainly not.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:13,
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Good.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:14,
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I am too.
Mine goes ginger.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:11,
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Glutton for punishment?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:15,
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I can't help having Scottish genes.
And my family has a history of prostate cancer on my dad's side. Three generations of it.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:18,
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I'm choosing to interpret this as
"ginger hair gives you cancer".
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Kroney, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:19,
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My dad'd side is Nothern Irish and English.
The ginger hair is from the maternal side.
What makes it worse is that I'm horrifically racist about gingers.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:22,
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I guess you probably deserve the inevitable hair-related cancer, then.
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Kroney, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:25,
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would that be ironic?
I don't understand what that word means.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:27,
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ginger hair is a form of cancer
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:24,
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We're all Monty Boyce
Apart from SP, who is some shit sock puppet.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:52,
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SP
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:53,
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BOAT/SHED* LOL
*Delete as applicable**
**I think you could apply this to the whole thread.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:56,
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I saw a flat on Tuesday that was really good
and only a couple of minutes from where I am now. I emailed the agent on Wednesday and got a call on Thursday that they'd got a renter moving in at the weekend but a "really good offer" might get it for me. I admit, my first offer was a bit low but that's negotiation, surely?
Cunts.
Back to the search.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:50,
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I think you ought to get that chapel conversion.
It's exactly the sort of needy, look-at-me, lolwakki flat that I'd totally go for. I'd fill it with books and wear a cardigan.
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Kroney, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:52,
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Gotta move quick in LAHNDAHN mate
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:52,
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round me flats can go on and off the market on the same day
plus people offer above the asking price sometimes to secure the flat they want
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:12,
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It's all the oak flooring.
People can't get enough of it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:13,
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Chicks dig that, I've heard
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:15,
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I concur
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:19,
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People routinely put notices up outside mine
begging to buy flats in the block.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:14,
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Damn this recession and housing market slump!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:20,
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Poor old Sporto and his £750 house :o(
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:23,
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it's ok his new one was only £800 so he only had to get a 80% mortgage over 100 years!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:24,
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I've been to the bank and done bank things.
I think you probably win.
I am, however, wearing a pair of nice new jeans.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:14,
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what do you propose to do about our frieny neighberhood thread deleting monty clone?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:44,
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I imagine she intends to utilise the full mod powers that she has at her disposal.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:46,
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so edit her posts.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:52,
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This weeks qotw is the shittest I've ever seen.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:15,
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It's going to have to go some to be worse than Mix Tapes.
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Kroney, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:17,
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I...ha ha....went, right, to the zoo, yeah,
and....no seriously.....I saw a CAGE full of different types of monkeys. You could say...oh ho...they were MIXED APES!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:21,
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monkeys aren't apes
HOW COULD YOU BE SO IGNORANT????
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:23,
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YEAH!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:25,
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YEAH!
*goes ape*
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:28,
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Boat LOL
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:17,
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SP
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:18,
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It's fucking dire.
I was going to go to this:
www.chillistandoff.com/about-chilli-stand-off.phpIt's right by my house. Buuuutttttt....£40? To try some chillis???? Get fucked you pop-up hipster wankstains.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:18,
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Fuck off indeed,
£30 of that is probably for the hire of an "awesome first floor warehouse"
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PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:21,
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What a bunch of shit.
I'm really quite annoyed as I rather fancied it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:22,
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you could have punched John Torode in the face :(
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:25,
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Wetherspoons do a nice breakfast.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:34,
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you disgust me
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:36,
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But that's
to taste all eight chillies and includes two Texan beers, a tequila cocktail, a scoop of delicious chocolate chilli ice cream from Gelupa and some Tweat Up surprises on the day.
How can you turn it down?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:42,
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Whats crimblemas?
Which one are you?
I might have a nap later.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:46,
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My joints ache and I don't have any strepsils :(
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Kroney, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:49,
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Go to bed.
Wank.
Sleep.
....
Profit
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:51,
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