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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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so who else is having Christmas in December?
My family have planned one already, we're going to start shopping for presents by the end of the month.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:25, 205 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I have bought about £200 worth so far
including a pink Furby
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:27, Reply)
I'm buying my kid
this:
www.amazon.co.uk/Grimm-Tales-Penguin-Hardback-Classics/dp/1846140269/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1352280559&sr=8-1
and this:
www.amazon.co.uk/Sagas-Noggin-Nog-DVD/dp/B0038HNNJW/ref=sr_1_1?s=dvd&ie=UTF8&qid=1352280604&sr=1-1

but not sure what else yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:30, Reply)
Proper presents
So far I have purchased a chocolate coin maker, a car garage, a furby, some nail stuff and a few odds and sods
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:34, Reply)
I am trying to shoehorn in a joke about Japanese WWII POWs and 'no more nails' but failing here.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:42, Reply)
Have a lol for free then
Just Kwai you couldn't think something up is beyond me
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:44, Reply)
How about something she can enjoy, like a nintendo 3DS ?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:50, Reply)
Nah she can always play on her mum's iPad, the poverty-stricken benefits recipient that she is.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:54, Reply)
She gets it left right and center, life of rylie that ex of yours.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:06, Reply)
You are so right.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:11, Reply)
Sounds like some sort of 'religious festival' to me.
Will there be fireworks?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:27, Reply)
When Uncle Bastard gropes the mother in law, yes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:28, Reply)
Are you talking to your parents yet?
Could save some money and effort at Christmas if not.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:30, Reply)
An uneasy truce has been called
ala Christmas Day in the trenches
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:33, Reply)
you should all get really drunk

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:34, Reply)
I intend to
My Mam doesn't drink though
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:35, Reply)
I've said it before and I'll say it again
There is something not right about people who choose not to drink.*

*I hope I've worded this better so as not to offend scarpe.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:36, Reply)
I agree
benders
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:38, Reply)
this^
scarpe excluded
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:39, Reply)
Tee-totallers and vegetarians are freaks.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:52, Reply)
I'll be waiting for the desperate sales in the final run to Christmas before buying anything

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:30, Reply)
You know where to come

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:33, Reply)
in your mum's hair?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:34, Reply)
She's bald, you cunt

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:34, Reply)
wipe clean

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:37, Reply)
Christmas can fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:33, Reply)
no presents for Jeffery

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:34, Reply)
A dog is for life, not just for Christmas

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:35, Reply)
A dog is for dinner Chez Monty.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:50, Reply)
OVEN -BAKED no less.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:53, Reply)
so much better than "frying pan baked"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:54, Reply)
The point is that I've just got a new oven YOU FUCKING CUNT.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:03, Reply)
Don't let Stunned sit on it.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:04, Reply)
Was this already broken?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:05, Reply)
An empty oil drum from round the back of the chippy and and some tea lights

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:06, Reply)
:o(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:11, Reply)
Me too !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:10, Reply)
I've not had one for FIVE YEARS Gonz.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:24, Reply)
9am. "Sherry?"
Don't mind if I fucking do!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:49, Reply)
The number of drinks I've pretended to like over the years, in order to get on it as early as possible,
must be... about four.

Egg Nog? I don't care if that shit is 80% alcohol i will never touch it again.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:52, Reply)
I prefer Nigg Nog.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:53, Reply)
utterly, utterly revolting stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:53, Reply)
It's got egg in it, so it is clearly a breakfast drink.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:53, Reply)
2 pints of Sausage Nog, mate!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:55, Reply)
That's not "Nog"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:59, Reply)
Space station lolz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:01, Reply)
Needs more bacon

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:55, Reply)
i will be on a beach
the closest i will get to thinking about christmas is a bit of tinsel in the palm trees and a cocktail.

seeing the family when we get back though, so i suppose i should buy them something really.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:50, Reply)
You've got tinsel written all over your face.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:51, Reply)
Who is we?
You're not going away with the Gregg's Hat, bebbeh?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:51, Reply)
Get them some steak bakes from your boyfriend's work, he must get a staff discount. surely?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:53, Reply)
back up...gay boy works at Greggs?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:53, Reply)
Yup.
Shift manager no less. Gets to take his uniform home with him and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:55, Reply)
HAHAHAHA
no wonder he's such a prick
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:56, Reply)
He doesn't really.
He turned up at the last bash wearing what looked like a Gregg's hat.

GREGG'S HAT BEBBEH
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:59, Reply)
If you see steak bake at the side of the road that says 15 miles to the cheese and bean melt etc
Gregg's Hat, Bebbeh!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:03, Reply)
disappointing...
but at lest i now understand that meme
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:03, Reply)
I was slumped in my sitting room with Lusty and Berk at about 4am in a state of advanced disrepair,
and all they could get out of me was 'Greggs hat, baby Greggs hat' to the tune of Love Shack by the B52's.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:06, Reply)
Mmmmm. Berk.
I still have her muff tins.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:11, Reply)

f
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:00, Reply)
I like a steak bake but don't want to get it all over my "Tom Selleck".

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:54, Reply)
stunned earlier today
24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcb2jodFCy1qzy531o1_500.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:56, Reply)
It websensed it.
Is it a picture of a 13 year old Indian girl with some lip fuzz?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:58, Reply)
You'd like that wouldn't you, you filthy nonce?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:59, Reply)
I'd endear her ghandi.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:03, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:07, Reply)
It's the flavour saver, the gift that keeps on giving.... oh look, I found a bit of prawn cocktail sauce, i'll save that one up.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:08, Reply)
That seems to be the only upside.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:10, Reply)
I hope this one doesn't shit on her chest.
after a steak bake, it'll be all runny.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:55, Reply)
fuck christmas. it's shit.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:55, Reply)
^Vote Scottish Independence!
Fucking peasants.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:56, Reply)
fuck off you pagan prick.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:58, Reply)
that's tangles

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:00, Reply)
You mean "fuck off you pagan prick, sir".
Respect your betters. You Alan Cumming look-e-likee.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:00, Reply)
pffft, whatevarz shit tache.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:03, Reply)
Respect mah tache authoritah!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:04, Reply)
I bet you look like a sex pest.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:05, Reply)
It's fucking appalling.
And has started to itch.

Like my genitalia really.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:07, Reply)
You have no idea how right you are.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:07, Reply)
This has nothing to do with the moustache though

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:12, Reply)
My highlight of last Christmas was a 12 rasher bacon sarnie
EPIC
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:00, Reply)
Mine was shitloads of beer and being able to watch TV uninterrupted.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:00, Reply)
This too
Hendricks Gin FTW
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:01, Reply)
Bought a couple of presents already
Need to find out what the fuck my sister wants though.

Looking forward to not seeing my family on Christmas Day, going to be a lazy one for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:00, Reply)
Seeing to

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:01, Reply)
Fuck off Bert
find out what the
wants
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:01, Reply)
A good shoeing

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:02, Reply)
a fucking HUGE black dildo.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:03, Reply)
You get a lazy one when you see your family?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:06, Reply)
Proper lol here

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:08, Reply)
No, I don't see my family on Christmas day.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:29, Reply)
A 30 min voucher with me.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:07, Reply)
+ or 5 loads of jew jizz, whichever comes first

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:07, Reply)
a new brother

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:09, Reply)
to fucking shut up with her awful Northern accent that's like nails down a blackboard?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:10, Reply)
A signed copy of Neil Buchanan's autobiography?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:12, Reply)
I WANTS THAT!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:12, Reply)
a hug from her mum

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:12, Reply)
a threesome with daphne and celeste.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:12, Reply)
a copy of katy perry's "I kissed a girl"

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:14, Reply)
Someone to push her prolapsed anus back in

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:15, Reply)
*volunteers*
*dons glove*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:16, Reply)
Don was asking where his gloves were.
You're worse than Barry you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:17, Reply)
Bulsara?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:18, Reply)
No, I went of my own accord.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:18, Reply)

of in
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:24, Reply)
a macoroni picture of Barry Gibb

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:16, Reply)
1300ft of steel cable

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:16, Reply)
A public toilet from the 1980's
with a big pile of bangers and mash in it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:17, Reply)
a gift voucher for comet

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:18, Reply)
a jesus jones lp

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:18, Reply)
I Doubt this

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:27, Reply)
A giant wall mounted "swatch watch"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:19, Reply)
a commando comic

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:20, Reply)
Warlord was marginally better.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:22, Reply)
With an honourable mention to Victor.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:31, Reply)
Loads of great suggestions here
Yet not one reply.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:21, Reply)
he really is a selfish bastard

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:23, Reply)
And a terrible lover.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:26, Reply)
You've got to let it go stunner, or you'll never love again

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:27, Reply)
It hurts, Nakers. I can't pretend it doesn't.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:29, Reply)
Try some lube?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:30, Reply)
Just keep applying the cream and it should clear up sooner or later.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:30, Reply)
A giant photo of Paul Ross printed onto canvas

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:21, Reply)
If you are going to buy one printed canvass this year, make it Paul Ross'. Five stars.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:24, Reply)
AIDs

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:24, Reply)
He gave her that last year.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:27, Reply)
a nice big picture of yourself, for her to hang on the wall.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:25, Reply)
A Dead or Alive picture disc but not of their main song, a followup that barely grazed the neither regions of the Top 40.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:26, Reply)
the 99/00 F1 season review on vhs.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:26, Reply)
And the "Smeg ups" from "Season" 3 of Red Dwarf.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:28, Reply)
that was a classic

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:28, Reply)
a bible, with the bits about not being a whore underlined.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:27, Reply)
hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:28, Reply)
And the plucky Scotsman takes the gold.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:29, Reply)
Police academy boxset on Laserdisc

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:27, Reply)
days of thunder on vhs

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:28, Reply)
tweed knickers

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:29, Reply)
A dove-grey blouson style jacket from Clock House at C&A

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:29, Reply)
this kwality christian lifestyle book
www.amazon.co.uk/Spank-Spouse-Avoid-Divorce-ebook/dp/B0074CBDM6/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1352284213&sr=8-1
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:30, Reply)
A brace of flourescent green 'Bros' sweatbands

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:31, Reply)
A caravan holiday in Scarborough with a well-known and much-loved celebrity marathon runner.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:32, Reply)
rory mcgrath presents more own goals & gaffs DVD

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:33, Reply)
The security tapes from Tom Cruise's house from when he had Katie Holmes in custody.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:33, Reply)
A catering size tub of Canasten

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:33, Reply)
Worst. Dinner. Ever.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:35, Reply)
a signed cool runnings vhs, from the surviving cast.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:35, Reply)
My missus genuinely likes that film.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:38, Reply)
I like it how the guy has an egg.
i like eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:39, Reply)
a picture of you winking and touching your nipple, a question mark written on it in lipstick.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:38, Reply)
The DVD box set of David Icke's speeches.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:38, Reply)
Legend, by Clannad on cassette

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:39, Reply)
Japanese Boy by Anneka on 7 inch.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:41, Reply)
Treasure Hunt was better

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:45, Reply)
a family ness colouring book.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:40, Reply)
A 'cassingle' of Diamond Lights by Hoddle and Waddle

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:41, Reply)
I'm sure this is hilarious if you know who that is.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:43, Reply)
The 1983 Look-In annual

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:41, Reply)
A dinner date with Nik Kershaw

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:43, Reply)
An AA date with Andy Kershaw

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:43, Reply)
Hellor

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:45, Reply)
Hic

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:46, Reply)
Hardest Manxman in the world.
He'll do you and your ugly bird.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:46, Reply)
'I'm the hardest man on the island'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:49, Reply)
Yeah, in the boys shower.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:52, Reply)
a "monster high" make up set

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:43, Reply)
A Big Trak.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:44, Reply)
A 'Jimbo and the Jet Set' duvet cover and pillowcase pack

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:46, Reply)
Just to stop her complaining
www.amazon.co.uk/Easy-Recipes-Sweet-Sauce-ebook/dp/B007YUKZH2/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1352285102&sr=8-1
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:46, Reply)
77p seems a bit steep.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:51, Reply)
A Memorex C-90 with 'Electro 6' on it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:52, Reply)
hahahah
I just seen that there is someone here at work called Ian Beale
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:18, Reply)
I've sold a shelving system to Adam Woodyatt.
Tru st0r33 bruv.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:19, Reply)
"Whass goin' on it?"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:21, Reply)
I work with a Michael Hunt.
Both literally and figuratively.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:20, Reply)
I had a customer email this morning
from a 'Mrs Maloney' which raised a chuckle.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:23, Reply)
the whole day must be down hill from that point onwards

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:25, Reply)
That's almost like MAHONEYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:25, Reply)
I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:26, Reply)
I work with a Fernando Alonso
But he's neither quick nor slow enough to make a joke about.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:30, Reply)
I'm sure this is hilarious if you know who that is.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:38, Reply)
You are aware of the fact there is a world beyond your record collection?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:40, Reply)
Dimly.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:41, Reply)
It's a world of dread and fear

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:46, Reply)
I work with Jody Scheckter.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:39, Reply)
NO WAY!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:40, Reply)
He sits in the other vroom.
lol
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:42, Reply)
I don't get it

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:43, Reply)
Vroom - racing driver Jody Scheckter. No?
Oh, please yourself.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:44, Reply)
Nope. Nothing.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:46, Reply)
Yeah? Well SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Just 'coz your 'tache is all wispy and rubbish.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:50, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1776342
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:41, Reply)
Someone start a new thread please.
Thanks in advance x
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:51, Reply)
it can be about what to get AA's sister for christmas

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:52, Reply)
It's the funniest subthread we've had in ages

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:53, Reply)
agreed

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:53, Reply)
Although this is more a reflection on the quality of subthreads we've had lately.
Tyres, anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:56, Reply)
i have 4
They are winter tyres for extra grip on wet and icy roads
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:56, Reply)
ME!
I have no idea what to get anyone. Except mum. because she's easy to shop for.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:51, Reply)

to shop for
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:52, Reply)
Nakers, you're so predictable.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:57, Reply)

so predictable a bent spastic
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:59, Reply)
NEW THREADSTONE.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:57, Reply)

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