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Thread number six, Stevie Nicks.I think I've missed my calling as a bingo caller.
What career could you have followed given a second go at life? And which career would you choose given an ability which you don't actually have?
Alt: Name your ultimate cold weather comfort food
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:35,
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I could have been an excellent street fighter.Provided I had been born with an aggressive personality and a far less "doughy" physique.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:36,
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In the Metro this morning was a fellowwho has gone round the world eating and reviewing sausages. I have seldom felt such heart-rending pangs of jealousy in my life.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:37,
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Really?He looked like a cunt, there is no way someone who looked like a cunt could have bagged a hot catch like Lusty so you ... oh.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:40,
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I would have taken my formal education one hell of a lot more seriously and done something constructive with my brain.Alt: Sausages and mash - king of comfort food.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:38,
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Alt: I hear ya, Vaggie old boy.I am going to make sausages with my kid on Saturday THIS IS NOT A LOL EUPHEMISM HA fucking HA.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:40,
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P-RACTICE**I got given a basic boxed kit (just add meat) for my birthday: I think it's kind of a piping bag affair. If I get on OK with it I plan to invest in the proper gear next year and fulfil a lifelong ambition.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:43,
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I like to get a a leg of lamb and after you've carved it to get the good meat off, to pick it up and pretend to be a caveman.Or Obelix.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:44,
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A pilot, an architect or some kind of rock godAlt:
Proper broth that you can stand a spoon up in
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:42,
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I wouldn't change a thing if I HAD to work. Millionaire playboy dead in 6 months person if not.
Alt: Homemade lasagna and garlic bread is tough to beat. Or fishpie. Or fingerpie. Lol.
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I am shopping king \o/Gynocologist
Alt:Mutton rice’n’pes
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:50,
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See not *all* strikethroughs are shit(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:52,
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Just mine?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:52,
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I bought Cans Cans Monts Wicked Cans
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:57,
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Fuck I knew I forgot something.....No ear cans
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:59,
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PfffftttttYoUn
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:52,
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big success on /talk yesterday, well done.(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:56,
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they were just coming around, he should have tried harder and for longer(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:57,
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Cheers Dove(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:57,
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I think tonight's REMATCH should be worth the entry price.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:58,
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Know what I mean Harry(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:00,
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Some sort of sculpture artistAlong the Henry Moore lines, I think that would be great, or a while ago I saw a programme with a chap that owned some woodland and he hand carved heraldic stuff for churches etc, I think that would be great.
Alt, Bangers mash and onion gravy
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Gotta be onion gravy, no question.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:07,
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I would like to have been doing something more creative, product designer, architect taht sort of thingalt: Beef and Ale pie, chips and peas.
in other news I over heated my pasta in the microwave to such a degree I think it may hav briefly travelled back in time.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:56,
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new tarrintino film looks goodwww.guardian.co.uk/film/2012/dec/12/django-unchained-first-look-review
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I might link to jar of coffee i just read(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:00,
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i saw the trailer a while back and thought it looked goodglad the evil nazi guy is in it, he's great
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:59,
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i have yes, looks alright from what you can tellReturns was sucha pile of bullshit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:03,
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Superman is like the shittest superhero.I'm going to fight you! Oh no you've got kryptonite, fighting you will make me fall over a little and sweat but then the music will come up and I'll win anyway.
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or if they don't have kryptonite then he can basically win in any situation(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:07,
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which is why he's shit.too goody goody as well.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:07,
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bad timesThey should get Gene Hackman back for the new one
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:11,
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£100 says it's not as good as your actual Django which is to my mind the best western* ever*Best Western LOL!!! Like the hotels!!! DO YOU GET THIS????
uk.imdb.com/media/rm3268844800/tt0060315
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:01,
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Are you saying he has a small face?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:18,
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If no one gets this I am going to cry.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:20,
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I don't get this.I'm sure no one else does.
edit: plz cry on webcam
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FFS where IS Tangles?The one time I could do with that Tofu wanker around and he's AWOL.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:23,
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He's mid way through the seven cycles of sun worship for today(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:24,
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PRAISE GOD Thanks Bonz.
FUCK YOU ALL.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:40,
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I might have pursued acting a bit more vigorouslyI'd love to be able to play piano.
An I love a good soup in winter. Chunky.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:13,
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You mean you might have pursued other men a bit more vigourously.(
Bazongaloid, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:16,
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I dunno monty, I wanted to be a bus driver as a young man. Not no more. Maybe if I'd done the uni thing I could have done the teaching thing, but who knows.
In answer to your second question. Wolverine.
Alt. Hot mince pies with clotted cream.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:16,
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The only way I can force a mince pie down meis to prise the lid off and put a fuck off lump of brandy butter in it before heating, then top with cream. I'm not a massive fan of dried fruit on the whole. Xmas cake is fucking repulsive: dried fruit AND marzipan? Double urgh.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:18,
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Mince pies are rank.And I applaud your stance on Christmas cake.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:25,
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'fraid so.Awful, awful, awful stuff. Now excuse me, I'm going to pick the missus up from work.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:26,
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Hahaha AWN**agreeing with Nakers
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:28,
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good mince pies are greatand I'ma fruit cake and christmas pudding hater
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:28,
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:32,
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I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT I AM READING.Mince pies are all of the ace, and all the Christmas cake can get in my belly.
No other cake though, all other cake can do one.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:39,
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I wont hear a bad word said against marzipanit's the only thing that makes battenburgs worth the effort
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:46,
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Chemist perhaps?I quite liked chemistry at school and got good grades, but ended up pursuing maths instead and falling into IT.
Alt: I think we all know by now.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:29,
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No, beans on toastHAH!
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:35,
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Do you have the kind with the little sausages in?I used to like those.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:48,
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They're alrightbut usually I just add a few dried herbs and spices and some worcestershire sauce and a little garlic and maybe a blob of sandwich pickle and perhaps a little curry powder. As you do.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:05,
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Given another go around, I would have been one of those frightful stage school luvvie types.If I could have the ability to stare down a room full of disaffected teenagers, I might go back to teaching.
Alt: slow cooked beef stew.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:33,
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Nigella Lawson's beef and thyme stew is the best recipe I have tried.I skip the anchovies.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:35,
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I should fucking think so.In other news, can we not talk about food right now, please? I think I might have inadvertently consumed some dairy, and my insides are now gonzing like a motherfucker.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:37,
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Given the number of high profile nonce cases around.It won't be long until the position of 'national treasure' becomes available. So that. If that is a step too far, I'll be happy just being 'the nations favourite'.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:35,
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I would have liked to have been a Butcher, a purveyor if fine meats to the well-heeled of Great Britain.If I was any good at Association Footballs I would like to have been a Footballist. Go on, the footballs, the crowd would cheer, as I put the footballs in to the goals of the other team. O, Devil, they would sing, you are actually one of the best footballists there is!
Alt: Stew and Dumplings, you mother!
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:36,
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:37,
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There are very few things on this planet that are not quite as shit as Gervinho.(
Bazongaloid, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:39,
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I've had shits that aren't as shit as Gervinho.(
Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:39,
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I imagine Gervinho is absolutely brilliant at foreplaybut when it comes to actually getting in there he can't sort his appendages out and shoots wide.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:43,
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I think it's more like he's an azaming dateHe brings the flowers, books the finest restaurant in town, has a sparkling conversation and chooses the perfect menu. Then they ride back to his place in horsedrawn carriage before he attempts to open the front door but instead punches he repeatedly in the face before dumping her corpse in a shallow grave in the woods and then trying again the following week, with the same result.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:47,
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Still, he's better than Chamakh, eh?(
Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:49,
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I'm really cross with the whole team actually.I think they should all stop getting paid until they can prove they are able to actually play football.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:51,
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Nobody except you.Even your wife has had your mum. She said she preferred your mum to you, but didn't want to hurt your feelings.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:42,
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That's what your mum said when I insisted on wearing a mask of your face when I did her.(
Bazongaloid, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:47,
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Did you tell her it was alright,she wouldn't see your face from the angle you were going to do her anyway?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:49,
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Dumplings are fucking brilliant aren't theyI've tried to make them a few times but they never turn out as well as my mothers. They don't seem to crisp up enough on top.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:39,
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I am a huge fan of your mother's dumplings and in that I am far from alone.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:40,
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I've only made them a few times:1st time: COR! Just like Gran makes 'em!
2nd time: Acceptable
3rd time: FUCK THIS! *throws them out of window*
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:41,
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I had a talent for programming at school, if I'd followed that, who knows?I'd want to be a footballer. Do fuck all, get paid shitloads.
Alt: Lasagne, beef stew, or sausage & mash with onion gravy. Honourable mention also goes to the fish finger sandwich.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:36,
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Should I get Skyrim now that I've got a new Laptop that can play it?(
Bazongaloid, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:58,
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That sounds like some high-end gaming you have planned here.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:58,
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I'm not gonna lie Montywhen I was looking for a new laptop, the ability to play high end games was actually my top priority.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:04,
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I'm all about the high end gaming(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:05,
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I would be if I had time.As it is, I'm all about the idea of high end gaming.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:06,
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Yeah, it's goodAlthough wait until there's the next Steam sale, it might be 50% off or something.
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Good idea.I do like Steam sales. I realised a few weeks back that I had already bought Portal 2 and GTA IV.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:03,
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Humble bundles are a great way to pick up a bunch of games for less than a fiver as well.Plus you're giving to chariteee
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Your perfect woman www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/dec/12/spain-woman-cocaine-breast-implants
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Fucking hell, that's extreme.They must have known in advance though. Also, can you force someone to undergo surgery?
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Bazongaloid, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:05,
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As in, can the customs people actually force you to have surgery to find out they were rightI'm sure the cartels are happy to force people to do all kinds of shit.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:05,
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You can, usually it has to be signed off by an ethical commitee in the hospital or a judge.I doubt, they'd do it if the woman wasn't at risk, but a half arsed boob job full of cocaine is a risk
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True.Imagine if they split, that would be fucking awful. You probably wouldn't know what was happening before your heart exploded or whatever it does.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:09,
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You end up with an IVA and look like a 80s roady from what I understand.(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:10, Reply)
I've been bored of it since it started.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:00,
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I prefer the one you started OH HANG ON(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:04,
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I had to go away for a bit, and have missed almost all of your thread.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:15,
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i dun a new thread, just to kill the rest of the day(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:33,
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