Fracking,
So fracking is going ahead in the UK. Blackpool is sitting on top of 17 times as much gas as is still around in the North Sea apparently.

So the question is, should we pump it all out and make lots of money. Or is it better to just chuck a match in their and leave a large crater?

Alt: Lunch thread.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:11, 81 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

i'm totes up for fracking, fuck Blackpool it's shit anyway, highest level of divorced people in the uk (apart from on here) and the most miserable place in the uk.
Alt: i ate my sandwich at 10, so now I have to go to town to get more foods.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:12, Reply)

As am I. Most the people who seem to be against it are banging on about contamination of water with methane.
So what, it's non toxic.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:14, Reply)

Tastes like farts.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:16, Reply)

Methane is tasteless and odourless. The smell from your farts is fermenting semen.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:17, Reply)

clickin dis

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:17, Reply)

SP

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:20, Reply)

Semen Poots

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:52, Reply)

Make lots of money, if Blackpool is destroyed, no-one gives a shit.
Atl: Spicy corn chowder.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:15, Reply)

what about if congleton is destroyed as well?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:19, Reply)

That'd take a tremendous piece of luck.
There's only about 8 people from Congleton I'd want to save anyway.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:21, Reply)

Cue a new thread from swipe in the next ten minutes.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:15, Reply)

Chuck a match in their what?
Se'sly, yes. Get it all out and get gas bills down.

Alt: Beer lunch as it's my departmental par-tay tonight.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:15, Reply)

They won't go down by much, unfortunatly.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:16, Reply)

They won't go down at all
There isn't anything like enough gas for it to impact bills, that's just a lie spread by the company that wants to make fucking loads of money extracting it.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:23, Reply)

And even if there were, they'd still find some excuse to push the price up.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:35, Reply)

I think we are all agreed that we would gladly sacrifice Blackpool for cheaper gas.
Or even if it didn't make gas cheaper.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:17, Reply)

It's lovely Blackpool.
I fingered a girl in a fish and chip shop there. True story.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:21, Reply)

you're all class stunner old bean

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:22, Reply)

I think it was a fish and chip shop.
Whatever, my hand smelled of fish.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:23, Reply)

I once fingered a girl on the dancefloor of a club in hove.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:24, Reply)

there's a whole thread in this
i once fingered a girl in a doorway near tottenham Court Road
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:25, Reply)

I fingered a girl in the Hung Drawn and Quartered about 5 years ago.
She was hammered.

We were asked to leave.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:28, Reply)

Hang on, Bill also did this once
Are you actually Bill?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:29, Reply)

Nah, there was a line.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:31, Reply)

I knew a woman once.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:26, Reply)

So she was YOUR woman?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:31, Reply)

There can be only one.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:38, Reply)

And now she's your wife

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:27, Reply)

Nah, she married someone else.
She did unfriend me on facebook though.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:29, Reply)

Probably because you kept writing "remember when I fingered you on the dancefloor in hove?" on her wall.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:30, Reply)

Spiller/Groovejet less successful b side

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:38, Reply)

Ooooo, so close.
We could have accepted either Sophie ELlis Bextor, or even the Arctic Monkeys, but sadly, you're wrong.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:40, Reply)

You fingered Vipros?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:30, Reply)

Nah, it was Darth
I posted a picture of it on off topic
(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:37, Reply)

Typical women, get what they want and then fuck off; you must feel so used.
It's like kicking a bird out your house after a blow job, or being kicked out the house after listening to their "feelings'.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:33, Reply)

Gonz
How many times have you kicked a bird out of your house after a blow job?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:39, Reply)

I'm totally nicking this as a QOTW suggestion idea
I mean, loads of people would be all over a thread about dancefloor-diddlings.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:53, Reply)

I don't really know much about how fracking works, are there any environmentalist pricks bleating about how dangerous it is for the environment?
OI, TANGLES? will fracking hurt the earth mother?

Lunch is a chinese chicken sandwich. I don't really know what that is.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:23, Reply)

it's a chicken sandwich with a sideways fanny

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:26, Reply)

What's wrong with British chickens?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:26, Reply)

They're lazy and always running to the unions.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:28, Reply)

Everybody out!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:29, Reply)

Basically gas trapped in pourous rocks.
You drill down about 1km, pump in a shit ton of water and sand at high pressure this cracks the rocks and fills the cracks with sand.
The gas can then escape through the sand back up the hole.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:29, Reply)

hole.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:31, Reply)

Probably.
But not 'til ages after we're all dead, so fuck it.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:30, Reply)

I'm beginning to think you're not the eart child we all say you are.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:50, Reply)

I quite like Blackpool. I had a great day walking the sea front, visiting the comedy carpet, going up the tower and then watching the sunset down the opposite end of the front to the Pleasure Gardens.

It was ruined only slightly by the shouty drunk bloke swigging his Frosty Jack and abusing the passers by.


("Did you start drinking again, scarpe?" etc...)
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:31, Reply)

Did you try and stick your own cock up your own arse in front of your "Mam"?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:32, Reply)

I quite like frosty jack.
There. I said it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:32, Reply)

I've never had it.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:34, Reply)

It's alright.
No worse than strongbow or any of that chemically shite.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:36, Reply)

Ha ha, they tried to poison Bulmers
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aston_Manor_Brewery
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:37, Reply)

excellent.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:43, Reply)

"If the plot had succeeded, anyone drinking the contaminated cider would have suffered diarrhoea and nausea."

So, no real difference then.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:56, Reply)

There was a program about policemen
and he arrested a woman for giving a blowie under the pier for a fiver and 2 ciggies.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:39, Reply)

did she have any teeth?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:41, Reply)

I think so
but she was pretty foul
(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:43, Reply)

Did she gobble him off?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:52, Reply)

2 fucking huge beef enchiladas for luncheon today.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:43, Reply)

Sounds good.
5 pints and Wetherspoons mixed grill. The big one for an extra 1.45.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:47, Reply)

Unfortunately I have cauterised the roof of my mouth with molten cheese.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:08, Reply)

WTN.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:09, Reply)

Forget the fracking economy, when are this coalition government going to tackle this recurring problem that affects us all?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:13, Reply)

I really hope they push this through.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-20710783
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:03, Reply)

30bn?
How much is a nuke power station?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:05, Reply)

10-20 billion. Running costs will be higher though.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:07, Reply)

Smoked haddock chowder.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:04, Reply)

is your Mrs back?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:05, Reply)

Yes. However there is no connection between this and my choice of lunch.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:07, Reply)

I'm first in /qotw in your face losers.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:09, Reply)

You've had a reply already.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:11, Reply)

Blackpool is a dive. Even after they sandblasted the front
Full of pissed up hen nights or drunk gays. Both in pink cowboy hats.
Get rid.

A wart on the arse of the Earth.

I was there a few weeks back and had got so drunk I vomited blood just to numb the pain of being there.

Alt. I've done some sandwiches since the canteen insists on doing a turkey dinner every day this week.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:20, Reply)

Blackpool? Vomit? Turkey Dinner? Canteen?
Are you...are you...working class?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:25, Reply)

More than likely.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:45, Reply)

I'm hoping for more earthquakes
Alt:
Jacket potato with cheese
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:27, Reply)