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christmas messages of hope and hate
in this thread, you must write a brief christmas card to anyone on the planet, sending them a message of whatever you like.
alt: what is the least sexy/attractive part of the human body?
altalt: i have clients coming in today for lunch. fancy cheeseboard ftw. what are you nomming?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:59,
232 replies,
latest was 13 years ago)
to aslef and rmt
i hope you will be recompensing the struggling and essential to the british economy retail sector when you ruin the boxing day sales again, you incompetent dinosaur cunts. merry christmas.
alt: your rank knobbly hairy toes.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:02,
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YAWN get over it toff girl and get a cab instead.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:04,
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i won't be here
i will be on the beach. but bob crow is an epic monumental cunt and you know it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:07,
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i hope he is crushed to death at some sort of rally/protest
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:10,
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I'm not sure you get to criticise the effect something has on the British economy when you're off sunning yourself in a different country.
Unless you will be on the beach in Canvey, in which case I apologise.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:12,
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She's taking her dads money to the Carribean with her.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:18,
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It deserves a rest. She works it so hard the rest of the year.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:30,
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it's do as i say, not as i do
this is the law
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:43,
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Al probably thinks he's great, smash the system, down with homework etc.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:13,
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I like to polish Bobs head and belly after he's finished his hard day upsetting Swipey
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Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:17,
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I want to like him.
I want to think he's fighting for the working man. Standing up for the under dog. Making sure that worker's rights aren't trampled under the foot of heartless big business and distant ivory towered government. I want to think he lives, breathes and bleeds the plight of the needy, the struggle of the poor. That he stands for all that is good and worthy about the British worker. That he represents everything a union should be about. That he is, above all, one of us.
And then he opens his fat fucking smug mouth.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:17,
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Oh Al's not that bad really.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:18,
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I listened to the Phosphoresence album
it was pretty good. I didn't like it as much as I liked Iron and Wine, but it was a good album to stick on while I lay in the bath and stretched my neck.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:20,
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I really want a bath long enough where I get be fully immersed
My in laws have a massive, deep freestanding bath that's brilliant
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:21,
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You can come round and use mine if you like
but you're not allowed to lock the door in case I need a poo while you're in the tub.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:25,
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Haha poor Nakers
His mood rudely broken when your strained farting blows out all his tealights.
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Kroney, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:27,
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That's ok, sometimes it's nice to have someone to chat to
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:29,
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deal!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:27,
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thats a pond
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:26,
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your a pond
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:30,
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mine is too long for me
my toes don't touch the end so if i'm not careful, i drown
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:39,
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Good stuff.
His last album is an altogether more country affair and is pretty good.
Today's recommendations are:
Damien Jurado - I can't stand singer-songwriters, but he is an exception;
Willard Grant Conspiracy - if you fancy some 'Americana'
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:42,
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Nice.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:22,
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He gets £140k a year
Champagne socialist.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:20,
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The term champagne socialist annoys me
it is possible to earn a lot of money and still want better conditions for the majority of people and pay your fair share towards that. That's the whole point of Socialism rather than Communism.
The fact that he earns a lot of money doesn't make him a cunt.
The fact that he is a cunt makes him a cunt.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:24,
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and yet, lots of people believe that if someone has had a "privilaged" upbringing
then they can't seriously care about "poorer people"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:28,
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i thought champagne socialist referred to those born in money, who had never worked, that became socialist pushers?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:31,
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I don't know, but even if it did, so what?
What is the problem with people lucky enough to be born with means trying to put those means to good use?
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Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:32,
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no, I'm with you Al,
It is a bullshit phrase.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:34,
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agreeing with Al here
If he was earning that much and avoiding paying tax on it, then that would be hypocrisy regarding his socialism. One guy I know claims to be an 'anarcho-socialist'(I know) yet objects to paying tax. He also thinks that pension companies rip off 'the poor' in spite of the fact that you need disposable income to invest in a private pension, so are unlikely to be on the breadline.
He's a bit of a nob.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:33,
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Hey, CQ's alright!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:20,
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Yup.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:42,
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I just got a cab too and from the doctors.
I've not had a flatmate who hasn't dissed me for getting a cab before. I don't see whats wrong with it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:24,
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Nothing wrong with it if you can afford it gonz.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:34,
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oh Swipeypoos
This question is just asking for trouble.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:10,
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Ballbags aren't especially attractive. See also: floppy brisket.
I had a jelly baby about twenty minutes ago.
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Kroney, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:12,
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I shall be munching on subway sandwiches
My clients shall be getting fuck-all except a berating from me for not doing as they're told.
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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:12,
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Good idea, Alan - line the old stomach.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:30,
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+ with pints of cum
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:32,
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You really do have a sex obsession.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:36,
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only with you
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:42,
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Let's face it, you want something in you before risking a Subway.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:36,
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i quite like subway
i worry that this makes me a tasteless prick. then i realise it's not just the subway.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:41,
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I have never had anything from there.
The places smell worse than a b3ta mod's fingers
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:46,
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Sure there isn't a nursery nearby?
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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:23,
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I like breasts
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:14,
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Dear Hotels
When I ask you for a PO, it's not for fun. I can't send out your order without it, so don't come complaining to me that your cards haven't arrived yet, just because you don't fucking read your emails, you spastics.
Regards,
AA
Alt: Fuck knows.
AltAlt: Butternut squash and chilli soup.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:15,
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I'm constantly surprised by the corporate bookings i get that ask for a Pro-forma invoice,
And bank transfer details and invoices. We're a pub. Cash or card.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:23,
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Fucking hell, are people really that dim?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:26,
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Yes. and get quite upset.
I think people in finance departments need to relax, and be a little less self-important.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:28,
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From previous experience with finance departments, it's usually because there's someone above them wanting results quicker than they're comfortable with
Which isn't hard, because finance depts can be workshy bellends at times
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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:27,
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Dear Alan.
Cheer up you stupid wanker.
Love piggles.
Alt. Well, on a fatty it is the pelvic pouch thing they get, on an average person probably the bum crack, and on a skinny person their weird knobbly knee legs.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:21,
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It's okay now, I've had lunch and a couple of pro plus, so I'm much happier
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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:24,
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I'm watching This Morning and Palomia Faith is on.
She's popper cute, didn't think anything of her before this interview.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:22,
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she has the single most irritating voice in the world.
But yeah, she is kinda pretty.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:23,
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Oddly enough her live and her talking voice doesn't have that annoying tone.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:24,
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SHe's another one of those annoying cunts like Florence Welch where they are perfectly talented in their own right
but they have to cover a "classic" 80s song and then keep using that to promote themselves.
Plus Paloma Faiths verson of that INXS song is fucking gash.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:27,
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Who's that Paddy rockabilly woman?
She's good.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:36,
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Done stuff with Jeff Beck, pretty as well.
You know.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:37,
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Imelda May, that's her.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:37,
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Imelda May
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:37,
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Would, repeatedly.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:38,
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I like her,
Me and ladypig saw her in London at some point, danced like loons.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:40,
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It's unusual to have a Home Secretary with a singing career.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:47,
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oh YOU
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:19,
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I've seen uglier people.
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Kroney, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:48,
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+ in the mirror?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:49,
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I got called handsome at the weekend.
So NER
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Kroney, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:50,
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By your mum?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:53,
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No, they wanted you to get them a taxi.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:53,
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By a Cornishman
and yes I know they call everyone handsome but I really needed to feel good about myself and...and... :(
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Kroney, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:56,
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she's a bellend.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:26,
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She's half shouting-at-trees-nutter and half hamster.
Dozer probably wants to put her up his bum.
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Kroney, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:25,
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Eew.
No thanks.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:27,
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have you killed the new hamster yet?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:42,
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I have never killed a hamster.
Grace is extremely settled, happy and confident.
Thanks for asking xx
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:47,
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it's a pointless rodent though
how on earth do you know it's happy? and why would you CARE?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:48,
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if she was unhappy she would lose fur, lose weight and hardly leave her nest.
She's extremely active and extremely healthy. And I care because that's why you have a pet.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:53,
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she looks like a cunt
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:26,
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I hate her fucking guts, the self-styled 'kooky' toss-end.
She is the epitome of waqqqi and I wouldn't touch her with one of your old Pringles tubes.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:32,
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hahaha
nameless-lols
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:33,
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^^this
she sounds as thick as when interviewed, too.
If you need stupid hair to try and be noticed, perhaps you're fundamentally not all that great?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:36,
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There's more to Monty than his hair, y'know.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:53,
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dear monty.
merry crimbo, I hope you don't freeze to death from drinking too much cheap cider.
xxx
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:34,
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hi mmps, where have you been?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:35,
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He's been to London to visit the Queen.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:35,
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right there on the stair?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:37,
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No.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:38,
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not been around b3ta much at all.
YOUN AL A PRIK!!!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:40,
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alright mumpsy.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:45,
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alright pigster.
I got your crimbo pressie :D OH BOY! you're going to love it.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:47,
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I won't, m8 - fucking Spooky Alan's drunk it all :o(
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:35,
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he even drank the perfume from the secret santa bag :(
poor cavy, she was looking forward to not smelling of larp for a change
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:41,
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what does larp smell like?
grass, sweat and never been near a fanny testosterone?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:42,
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and lolmead.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:43,
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Mainly lolmead.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:58,
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Trying to explain to them that what tgey are drinking,
Is so far removed from traditional mead that they may as well have ribena mixed with vodka and call it "ye olde berry wine" is hilarious. Stupid druid pricks.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:09,
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cf 'Absinthe'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:13,
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We should be lovers.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:22,
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kfc, tears, quavers and 40k model paints
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:44,
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Alt: your fat face
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:36,
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i think you're thinking of your own arse
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:39,
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I often do, it's preferable to your face
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:45,
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it's lucky you send me all those gazzes, texts and emails
telling me how much you heart me
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:49,
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heart hate
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:54,
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Nothing as yet...
...but I suspect that everyone's chowed down on Mrs Ringofyre..
b3ta.com/questions/overcomingadversity/post1810817
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:39,
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Great internet.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:17,
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I should probably get out of bed and start packing soon.
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Kroney, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:51,
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Dear everyone,
Stop being sick.
I'm sick of everyone being sick.
I'm sick of being sick.
I'm sick of my sick kids being sick.
I'm sick of doing your shit jobs while you're all off sick.
Fuck off.
Lots of love,
tangledupinblue
xx
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:52,
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Touch me, I'm Monty.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:53,
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ooh, Tangers
Dinosaur Jr are playing in Leeds at the end of Jan. I'm quite excited about that.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:55,
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The thing about Dinosaur Jr is, that they're really shit.
Also, J Mascis looks like Jonathan King. Not a good look in these 'Operation Yewtree' times.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:59,
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Nah, you're wrong on this one.
And J's alright for a middle-aged stoner with long grey hair.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:03,
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There was such a dearth of genuinely good guitar records coming out at that time
that people latched onto them not realising that all they were doing was picking the best of a bad bunch.
cf Nirvana, cf Guns and fucking Roses. Poor old 'those days'.
Mediocre at best.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:10,
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I like Oasis
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Kroney, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:12,
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No you don't.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:13,
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Yes, I do
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Kroney, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:14,
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I put it to you that you do not.
Search your feelings, you snotty wankstain.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:18,
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I sing along to them in the car
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Kroney, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:19,
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You don't even have a car.
Poor Kroney, stark raving mad.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:50,
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Of course I have a car
how else do you think I visit the moomins?
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Kroney, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:52,
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It's basically just sugary squash though.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:13,
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LOL
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:14,
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Typical hippie snobbery.
I'm sorry if I don't drink enough organic lychee juice for your tastes, but I have that right ok?
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Kroney, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:16,
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FFS lychees aren't even 'in season' at the moment!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:17,
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This guy's a fucking joke m8, ffs
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:18,
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Fucking parsnip presse, then. I don't bloody know!
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Kroney, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:19,
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Not true.
And while I agree with you about Nirvana etc. they were an important transitional band for me getting from my teenage metal phase to finding there was better music out there.
Anyway, I'd love to stay and argue this point but I've got to go and do some work to cover for another fucking sick person.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:16,
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Yeah fuck off.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:17,
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Nah, Dinosaur Jr are pretty good.
Wrong again Monts.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:09,
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I'm afraid I'm going to have to play the 'Joy Division' card here
which invalidates everything you have to say about anything, ever.
Soz.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:10,
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I saw them playing You're Living All Over Me at Koko a few years back.
It was ace, despite them being horrendously pissed.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:59,
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pissed shit
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:00,
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I must have ejected enough snot to fill a pint glass by now.
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Kroney, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:57,
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I'm revolting myself today
I've passed the constant watery snot stage and have moved onto the occasional and very unpleasant thick, heavy, yellow snot.
Each blow of my nose makes my head feel
slightly lighter.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:01,
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Sorry everyone, that was a deeply unpleasant post.
Soz.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:02,
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I've topped it
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Kroney, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:03,
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I'm currently watery. I went to blow my nose again and a droplet of snot fell right out and plopped into the bog.
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Kroney, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:02,
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dear Kim Jong Un
Alright dadless? Did you know there's a club on the internet you can join?
Merry Christmas,
Quinten
PS is everything in proportion? Y'know cos you're quite short and barack obama looks about 6'4"
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quintsy, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:58,
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alright, i'll just go home then
fuck you lot
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quintsy, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:08,
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Yeah seeya.
Not really.
This lot are cunts, Q.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:12,
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quintsy, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:17,
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Nice crockery - Xmas shopping, right?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:17,
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incidentally, although my pots are actually black
my kettle is more of a beigey-magnolia colour
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quintsy, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:18,
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true story that, guys
i can keep this up all week
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quintsy, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:19,
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*writes this down*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:21,
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most of my cutlery is stainless steel
with like a fine line along the outlines
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quintsy, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:23,
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i have a set of coffee mugs, all of them uniform brown
but i rarely use them, i have many novelty mugs, usually the size of a small barrel that i most often use to drink from
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quintsy, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:24,
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The discarded first draft of "Parklife"
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:28,
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there aren't any parks particularly near me
and the greenspace around my flat is under-maintained.
i keep thinking someone will clear it up a bit, but they never do
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quintsy, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:30,
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I
see. Do go on.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:32,
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I could do with some salt and pepper pots
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quintsy, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:32,
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Mmm-hmm?
Anything else?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:33,
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i have various kitchen utensils
none of them matching.
my girlfriend got me a purple rubber whisk once, WHAT ON EARTH WAS SHE THINKING??
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quintsy, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:37,
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it was totally ineffectual
i doubt it could even stir soup
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quintsy, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:39,
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What a STUPID WHORE.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:40,
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i should have shoved it up her cunt
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quintsy, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:46,
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YEAH.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:49,
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Now that is how you make a frothing clopper
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:57,
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alt feet
Altalt nothing yet, it's only just one o'clock you great warbling gannet
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quintsy, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:59,
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Alright Q,
Are you and mumpstmy having an affair, which is keeping you both from posting on this once great forum so much?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:11,
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i sure wish!
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quintsy, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:12,
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Dear cunts,
Could you try to be a bit less cunty for a week or so over Christmas? and yes God that does include you, stop looking at your feet, you try to pretend this is your holiday, so get in the proper spirit or I'll deck your fucking halls, alright?
Love Wilf.
Alt, depends how hornet/attracted to the person you are, genitals can be both the best and worst on this one. Leaving them aside I'm gonna go with the inside of the ear.
AltAlt: Nada just yet, I'll pop to the co-op when the lunchtime rush dies down, probably have a rustlers burger, nom.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:20,
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fuck off CQ, i hope you get piles for christmas
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quintsy, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:21,
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awww, and I'm always so nice to you quint
*sadface*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:25,
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my glasses are somewhat of a mish-mash too
i have a set of simlar looking slim jims with nobbled bit on the bottom, but again they are too small. i mostly drink from a pint glass, usually stolen from a pub
i have one very fancy wine glass, all my other wine glasses were broken by stupid drunken twats
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quintsy, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:28,
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i do have some fancy whisky tumblers though
so, yeah
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quintsy, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:28,
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Poor Alan.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:32,
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it was my fault
i shouldn't have gone for the posh ones
what WAS I thinking?
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quintsy, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:33,
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Tsk.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:35,
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Shut up. Wanker.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:21,
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shut it stumpy
you're getting duller and more monotonous that Rory
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:25,
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my crockery sets are quite nice
pottery sideplates and dinnerplates, a few denbies bowls and cereal bowls, nothing fancy
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quintsy, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:32,
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What about your pots & pans?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:33,
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I ALREADY FUCKING MENTIONED THEM YOU FUCKEN DICKHEAD PRICK
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quintsy, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:34,
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Not in sufficient detail you degenerate fuckwit.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:38,
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You are Quinten's poor relation
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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:31,
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?
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quintsy, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:32,
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*drinky gesture*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:33,
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Yes please!
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:33,
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I knew that would get you out of the woodwork.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:34,
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Fancy a quick pint after work later?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:37,
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I have other commitments I'm afraid, young sir.
Opportunity to raise some Xmas pocket money.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:40,
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*wanker gesture*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:33,
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Oh hi Quinten, didn't see you there
How's it going buddy?
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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:34,
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great thanks, Mister Adam, sir
merry christmas and how's your plates?
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quintsy, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:35,
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Merrymishmash to you too and all that xmas nonsense.
I'm doing well, and I'm thinking about broadening my horizons*
*moving over to /offtopic
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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:39,
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first thing you have to do is knife the toughest looking guy
then no-one else will mess with you
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quintsy, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:41,
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By 'toughest' do you actually mean 'toughest' or 'least mentally regressed'?
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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:45,
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potayto-potatto
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quintsy, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:46,
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I am feck all to do with Quint.
and you are a fucktard.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:33,
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stop bullying Frisbee
just because he's climbed the social ladder and now ranks higher than you do
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quintsy, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:35,
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you don't need to climb any ladder to out-rank me quint
he's still a fucktard.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:36,
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i like you both, i think we all need to calm down and get some breathing space
does anyone want me to gaz a mod?
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quintsy, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:37,
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yeah, go for it
I'm sure b3th wil do..... well, bugger all actually, but maybe one of the p[roper mods.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:39,
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b3th should be up in about an hour and a half
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:41,
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You alright poppet? You want a horlicks and a tummyrub?
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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:38,
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get fucked you walking waste of organs.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:40,
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quintsy, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:44,
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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:48,
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quintsy, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:50,
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Some ambassador for positivity you are
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Kroney, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:53,
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Leave him Alan he ain't worth it.
TAXI!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:41,
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Don't run him over!
He has a sensitive collarbone!
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Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:54,
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Clicking this.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:56,
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I just had a haircut.
Yes, they could only find one hair to cut.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:42,
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Fucking hell I leave you lot alone for one morning.
And look what happens. Who dropped kicked the hornets nest?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:58,
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fuck off you fucking cunt stain on the gusset of humanity
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:59,
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\o/
When did I get promoted?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 14:00,
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