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Fuck that for a game of cardsHave a rant, RIGHT HERE
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:12,
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Lance Armstrong says "cheating is getting an advantage over other people, I was just levelling the playing field"I don't think that word means what you think it means.
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YeahIts OK if everyone cheats
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:16,
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I'm not a huge fan of Lance Armstrong either!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:16,
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He also called a woman who spoke out about him a prostitute and a alcoholic.(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:17, Reply)
It was such a heartfelt apology, I thoughtAlso, WTF is going on with Oprah? She looks like she has been inflated
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:18,
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i can't believe he would tell such a blatant lie(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:27,
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he's a cunt but he has a pointpretty much everyone was doing it. this does not make it right, but singling him out as if he was the one evil cheaty cheater is not right either.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:20,
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He was the spokesman for the "clean" riding though(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:21,
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I think the problem is exacerbated by his profileWinning 7 consecutive Tours de France is a strong contender for the single greatest achievement in the history of all sport, especially after getting diagnosed with brain, lung and testicular cancer. Finding out that he cheated throughout is a real kick in the swingers for everyone who considered him an inspiration. Plus he repeatedly denied doping. Doesn't matter if everyone else was doing it too.
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Lance Armstrong admits that he was taking drugs on the Opera Wimpfry show..... NOT THE FIRST GUEST TO GET WASTED FOR THAT SHOW, AMMIRITE BETTY FORD INMATES?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:36,
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I'm recycling this as it didn't get enough response last time.another thing you never used to hear about was velociraptors. I was into dinosaurs as a kid as were/are many boys, but, while I'm sure they were known they were not like this big, ubercool dinosaur, it was all about the tyrannosaurus rex, although ankylosaurus was my favourite.. And that's another thing, when I was a kid half the fun of knoyi ng about dinosaurs was the long and complicated names, none of this dumbed down T-Rex shite. I blame Jurassic Part on both counts. Damn you Michael Crichton!. /rant
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:19,
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NO WISKEE CHAT!Did I do it right Monts?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:21,
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*sigh*I would have though that as a purist and a respecter of old things you, like me, would detest the whole 'willie fogg' incarnation. what the hell is wrong with Phillias as a name?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:29,
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It's just not as good as 'Phileas'.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:35,
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Good point.annoyingly spell-check did not help me on this.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:37,
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It was one of my favourite books as a boy.That and Journey to the Centre of the Earth. That cartoon was a heap of shit on a par with those gay-ass Muskehounds.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:47,
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I'm going to have to challenge you to a dualover this ridiculous assertation
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:51,
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Yeah none of those books had catchy theme tunes though, did they?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:52,
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Dinosaurs are cool but they changed some of the names from when I were t'lad(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:21,
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yeah, aparently Brontosauruses don't existKinda like Pluto, but not.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:22,
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They corrected the name of one of them.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:23,
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yeah, but to an american namethis is of course wrong.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:24,
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WHY?!!!!*looks up into rain*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:25,
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Some cunt found some Apatosaurus bones and thought he'd discovered a new dinosaur, which he named Brontosaurus.Then someone better said "Shut up, dick, it's a fucking Apatosaurus - all those kids who grew up in the 70s and 80s now believe something that was never true" The end.
I don't think it was anything to do with Americans renaming stuff, as Wilf says.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:32,
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everything can be blamed on the Americans.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:40,
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American's are not a race.they are a rag tag band of mentally deficient religious nutters that we are well rid of.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:43,
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That's right. They are all like that without exception.Apart from fucking millions of them.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:48,
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Monty? is that you?are you feeling OK monts, casual xenophobia is usually right up your street.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:54,
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Jurassic Park was an excellent book(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:23,
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true, but the film took all the edge off it and made it waay to cutseythe sequel book was shite too. but the Crichton's a whore.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:24,
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i enjoyed the film, but I'm younger than you(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:25,
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had you read the book?make a difference. as is often the case the film is fine in it's own right but lacks a lot form the book. for example in the book Hammond, rather than being a cuddly but misguided dickie attenborough is an eval shit and you are happy when he get's eaten alive.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:27,
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i read the book afterwardsi enjoy that as well as far as I can remember
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:30,
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in this order I can see why the film would not offend(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:32,
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I love Crichton, I think the only book of his I haven't read is the pirates one, which wont' be my cup of tea.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:43,
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did you read the Jurassic park sequel?I used to like him but he got too formulaic for me about 10 years ago.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:47,
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Yup, I can't remember much of it though, but I remember enjoying it.State Of Fear and Micro are both very good.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:50,
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not read thosebut I'm guessing man interfered with nature/technology in a way he really shouldn't, everything went horribly wrong, several people died but it was all sorted out in the end with the hero and either an attractive woman or some cute kids surviving and escaping at the last moment.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:53,
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I was made to read one about some kind of nanoplagueit was terrible, sexist and badly written
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:56,
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this is why he's so in demand for Hollywood films(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:58,
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Oh for Fuck's fucking sake, 2 and 3 were bad enough.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:23,
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Kids still know the long and complicated names.Well, mine does at least.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:24,
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mine too, but he still says T-Rex and play with a lego Velociraptorthat's another thing, Lego is getting well shite.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:25,
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And money doesn't feel like 'proper money' anymore, does it?'Member when a five pound note was as big as a car?
And another thing...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:34,
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I remember when coins were a proper size.5P, 10P & 50P coins have all been shrunk. they feel like toy money.
not dead fond of modern bank notes either, they are smaller and more colourful, more like euros, they don't feel real.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:42,
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Have you noticed how policemen are getting younger*?*They're not.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:43,
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no, they aren't, I'm getting older.there are an awful lot of PCSOs about now though and they are really fucking pointless.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:45,
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The point of them is that they are much, much cheaper.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:49,
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and, as far as I understand, have no actual powers beyond what a man in the street has.they are diet police.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:51,
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You heard it here first, folks.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:45,
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I've already printed this page out.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:50,
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no, they won'tthey can't even get their act together to get rid of cheques which are totally pointless.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:46,
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Good news.I've found folk various who want to go to the pub later.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:22,
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I've got five quid to last me seven days.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:24,
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If our mortgages go through before I get paid, I wont have enough money to buy the house(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:25,
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Assuming he has stuff in the cuboards/fridgepack of potatoes, couple of onions, rice, loaf of bread.
Toast for breakfast
very basic rissoto or baked potatoes for dinner.
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He's got legs aint he?/assumption is that he's got a season ticket.
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he was buying himself a bicycle a while backI dunno if he did, but this would be free if chilly travel.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:48,
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what about fags?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:42,
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Lusty owes me a hundred quid but she's been stitched up by her employer so won't have it for a few days but we'll survive.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:50,
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You should probably cut her to show you mean business.Don't want her taking the piss, eh?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:51,
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Who books a fucking meeting at 11:30 on a Friday?*shakes head*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:22,
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I really, really want pie and chips(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:24,
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The Spice Girls later attempts really didn't grab the girl power marketI have 3 pitta breads, a red pepper and a small piece of spicy cheese
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:26,
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Oh god, i've not had pie and chips in years.That's dinner sorted tonight, thx bro'
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:40,
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GAY BENT-TOSS MORE LIKE!!!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:50,
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I'm beginning to worry that there's something seriously wrong with me because I can't comprehend anything that happens at my jobI think I'm losing the ability to understand other human beings. They've become monsters with human faces and nothing going on behind the eyes. Help. Send help.
Alt: I dunno, going to Kafka's. Probably. At 1. I'll know more then.
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Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:22,
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Ye I dunno why they named a fairly shit cafe after an influential author(
Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:25,
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They could have at least called itFlans Kafka, and sold a range of Quiche.
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I hope he 'booked' AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAKind of TRIAL and error these jokes AHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:25,
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alt: I suspect you will end up therebut never really know what's actually going on
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:57,
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I really should've read some Kafka before mentioning the place nameI'm never gonna win at internet at this rate
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Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:15,
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one of his famous ones is about a dude being arrestedwho has no idea why and no one will tell him.
There's another one where a guy wakes up one morning to find he's a giant beetle. I hope that doesn't happen to you there
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:21,
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Your kind wishes that I remain unbeetled are a shining light in this dour world of ours(
Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:24,
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I'm posting from my bed with a cup of tea and some hob nobs, I guess this is what it feels like to be B3thexcept I can leave the bed whenever I want
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:24,
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I already had a Sausage & cheese baguette with brown sauce and mustard......I think a pint and a nap would go a treat.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:25,
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I may go and work in the pub on their wifi as my house is full of babies(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:25,
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+ 1 bent spastic(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:26,
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on the stair(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:30,
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Sausage and cheese are not an acceptable combination.say "incorrect" if you agree
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If the cheese is grilled after being placed on the sausage, it's excellent.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:28,
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this sounds okkind of like a cheeseburger, except with a sausage.
no horse puns pls
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It's like you don't know food combinations at all Chompy(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:30,
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You know what works well?Frankfurters with darylee slices on top, microwaved until the cheese goes crispy, then put on bread with raw onion, frenchy's mustard and ketchup.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:37,
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You're making me more and more convinced that Chrones isn't genetic.(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:40, Reply)
We can't all live on fois gras with truffle foam.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:53,
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I reckon we're dealing with a bunch of salad munchers here(
Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:13,
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Pretty sure it doesn't.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:41,
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My brother's coming to London today from Bath.South West trains have already cancelled services "in anticipation of extreme weather".
He bought his ticket on Monday, because if you buy a ticket on the day of travel you get raped twice.
If he tries to cancel they'll charge him for the refund.
He's got to get back tomorrow evening for work on Sunday.
I have the feeling he's going to have a really shitty time of it, and all because South West Trains are absolute cunty fucking cunt cunts.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:30,
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I can blame them for not being able to fucking cope with it and just giving up like a bunch of jessies, though.The cunts.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:37,
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But cancellations in anticipation? Also, if the weather is shit and they aren't running services you should be able to get your cash back.
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I think if he's booked on a train thats getting cancelled he should probably be able to get a refund without a charge.(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:42, Reply)
This sounds like the plot to a particularly dark 'Graff Nov'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:52,
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You know that "Utopia" on C4?Yeah I wrote that.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:20,
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My boss has just said that if this snow keeps up I can work from home this afternoonWhich I will.
Obviously.
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Fucking snow.That's about all I have, really.
Alt: Chunky chilli.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:43,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:49,
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I think they do a calzone these days, perfect for a cold snowy day(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:56,
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I get this(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:01,
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Please can you remove this picture, in order that I may see more clearly?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:06,
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Voucher CloudUsually have a Pizza Express offer going.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:52,
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Beadle said the slices were too big.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:54,
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But on the other handZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:55,
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Never go to Pizza Express hungry.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:57,
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i always ensure I've eaten at least half a loaf of bread before I go to any restaurant(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:58,
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It has stopped snowing here.
If only Monty had bet me a fiver that this would happen.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:50,
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No rants hereFeeling quite mellow as it's FRIDAY!!?!?!
Got some mates from home visiting tomorrow so a good weekend on the go.
Alt. Whatever soup is in the canteen and a tuna crunch baguette.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:50,
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Is this some gay thing?They're lesbians so probs not
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:54,
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sad timesone of my best friends is a lezza, tru fax
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:56,
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It's a boarding school thing.It's not gay if they do it after lights out.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:58,
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Legless has just put up a classic reply to QOTW. It really is gold.
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I like OathsyHe's a decent chap.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:18,
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Linky pleaseI found it don't bother
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:10,
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www.gaysauna.co.uk/Shoreditch/shoreditch.htm
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:11,
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Yeah like I'm gonna open that at work*takes note for later*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:14,
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Yep it's WTN(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:15,
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Can't believe I bothered to log out to read that.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:16,
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I now love snow even more.I have been told to go home for the rest of the day.
this is awesome.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:18,
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In London? That's disgraceful. It is a light dusting. It's not even settling properly.
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He'll never be a 99%'er with that sort of workshy attitude.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:22,
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Exactly. No wonder they had to let some of their "top operatives" go last year.
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Thatcher on the line - Barking.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:31,
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yeah, totally ridiculousI'll be sure to complain
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:31,
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Buses cancelled and schools closing round hereIt's actually beginning to look dodgy on the roads too. Good job I'm at home drinking tea and eating biscuits.
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I'm temptedwww.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2013/jan/16/against-grain-sugar-puff-beer
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