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Finished my crocheting
what have you finished?
alt: what haven't you started
Now, race to be the first one to say YM
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:06,
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Finished getting my project options signed off
alt: this nice cup of tea (ooh lovely)
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:08,
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biscuits?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:09,
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sadly no,
ran out yesterday haven't been to the shops yet. Might get some more at the weekend.
Digestives are my dunk of choice. what's yours?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:10,
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I've not had biscuits for ages :(
but given a choice, probably custard creams, or something fancy with chocolate and/or caramel.
Reading your post made me think 'ooo, I'll stick the kettle on', only to find I had left a brew to stew 5 minutes ago and forgot I'd even done it.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:12,
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your welcome
My better half has started a biscuit embargo for heath reasons but fortunately she cant stand digestives
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:13,
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Her welcome what?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:17,
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for tea reminding
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:23,
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That would be "you're welcome".
It's a contraction of "you are" welcome, not a welcome belonging to Cavy i.e. "your welcome".
See?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:29,
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YM
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:09,
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well done
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:09,
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What do I win?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:11,
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A withering glance from me
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:12,
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I got a soapy tit wank last time.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:17,
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I'm all out of soap
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:18,
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I have a large penis.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:18,
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+ wart.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:23,
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give it back to whoever it belongs to
if you've kept it on ice he should be able to have it stitched back on
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:24,
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Bobbittlolz
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:52,
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caring.
I have to teach at 4.15 today. 4.15 on a fucking friday. If I get 50% turnout I'll be astounded.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:11,
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I used to have a night class
6:30-8:30 on friday evening. It blows
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:13,
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what do you teach?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:14,
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today? convective heat transfer in multiphasic systems.
Mostly? Biochemical/Biomedical Engineering.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:25,
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I finished that interminable Wheel of Time series, finally, 17 years after I started reading it
alt: The feedback for a web tool I've got to go through this afternoon. I don't wanna, might see if I can do it tomorrow.
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Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:11,
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I can't be arsed to start reading those
from what I hear it's all just a bit meh, and all female characters have to be described in terms of where they are crossing their arms in relation to their breasts - '...she crossed her arms under her breasts...'
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:14,
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It's not so much their breasts that's the problem, it's just that Jordan equates 'strong female character' with 'being a wittering, whiny, fractious shrew'
No woman can talk to anyone in the entire series without belittling them and being an utter harridan.
That and there's four books where shit all happens and the series only gets slightly better once he died and someone else took over.
I just liked the first five books when I was fourteen, so carried on, and it's been SEVENTEEN YEARS OF DISAPPOINTMENT
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Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:16,
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you are not the only person to say this
In fact when I worked in a bookshop the people who bought them tended to with a bit of a long suffering sigh
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:17,
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I had a big moan at the chap at Waterstones
'Quite anticipated that one'
'I DON'T CARE I JUST WANT IT OVER I WANT TO BE DONE WITH IT OH GOD I WANT MY LIFE BACK'
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Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:21,
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I thought you were on about Katie Price
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:20,
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Some of the older ones must have very long arms
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:16,
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I finished working out which Off Topicers equate to which Pathetic Shark.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:16,
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Go on then.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:18,
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Christ you must be bored
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:21,
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To tears. I'm going to get 15.54 train.
I've had enough of this.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:23,
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I am getting quite concerned that I'm going to be stuck here until at least Sunday.
I will run out of clean pants.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:25,
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Turn them inside out.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:27,
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:(
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:28,
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or just wash them?
Im sure Poland extends to putting them through a Mrs Mangle
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:50,
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all in good time.
It's a private project which requires me to post from my laptop rather than my phone.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:22,
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you could just delete the names from here and know who'd written it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:28,
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This should be good
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:21,
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or shit.
I forget which.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:21,
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I seriously doubt that
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:22,
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it'll be about as good as your jokes, Lokes.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:24,
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Or your sartorial musings, "music" and whiskey chat
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:33,
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what's your meme again?
Oh yeah, being a boring insipid cunt, that's it.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:41,
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Yours is just being a cunt
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:43,
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GUYS GUYS, MAKE UP, PLEASE
THE CHILDREN ARE CRYING
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Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:57,
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Bagsie hammerhead!
Edit: oh, it's comic. how plebeian.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:27,
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been doing nothing except looking after my dad for a few days
how the hell do people do nothing, every day?
to answer the question, screen play. partway through. a small part.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:26,
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Is he dead yet?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:27,
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nope
lively and kicking as off topic.
oh. wait.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:28,
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alright Swipeypoos?
Haven't seen you on here in ages. And before you ask, Grace is nowhere near dead. She's a very happy and settled hamster in fact.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:30,
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how the fuck would you know?
all they do is shit and sleep and run in circles ffs
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:31,
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Calm down, Nutkins.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:34,
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fact side my lower intestine
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:31,
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I know right?!
I was unemployed for three months last year and so fucking BORED!!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:53,
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I've finished a large bag of onion rings like a gluttonous internet tub of shit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:29,
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where did you steal those from?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:29,
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How dare you? I paid good money for them in the reduced section of Sainers.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:33,
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Hey, gutbucket.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:30,
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SPEAKING
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:31,
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I love onion rings and bacon rasher crisps
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:32,
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By the wheelbarrow load by the look of you.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:33,
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fucking iPhone made me click I like this
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:43,
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It's on the popular page.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:54,
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you've got salty maize snacks written all over your face.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:33,
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I haven't eaten a crisp since new year
but right now I think It'd have to be salt and vinegar kettle chips
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:44,
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Majority of my work for the day
Alt: Deleting the files that need to be deleted.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:37,
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I have finished nailing my new adsl wire to the walls
i now get internet tv and much better wifi reception in the living room and bedroom, GO ME!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:50,
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The nails are through the wire, aren't they?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:54,
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nah, got those little white wire holder things
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:54,
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I'm amazed you didn't hit any of the utilities through the plaster
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:57,
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small nails innit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:00,
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I bet your thumb is as big as Lokes hand
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:02,
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you bet wrong
I can do DIY and physical stuff, it's computers and electronics that stump me
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:03,
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what the fuck happened to Countdown?
the presenter clearly thinks he's funny and important and the totty sounds like mickey mouse. *sadtimes*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:57,
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Whitely died and Vorders fucked off.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:22,
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I am bored to fucking tears.
Help me out you lot.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:16,
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Go home.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:17,
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I can't.
The parcel companies haven't collected yet and I have to lock up as my boss is in France.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:19,
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They're not coming.
Soz.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:58,
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me too man.
40 minutes til blast off.
Got an evening of cleaning like so boo to that.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:18,
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That sounds shit.
Early night for me, didn't get to sleep til 3 this morning
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:32,
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My flats not a tip or anything but I have guests this weekend and my place must be spotless!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:53,
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would you like some horse puns?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:19,
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That's very sweet of you Nakers but no, no thanks all the same.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:19,
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I was tickled by the youtube videos of people dressing as horses and going shopping.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:21,
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I've just been scrolling through pictures for the last half hour
I now want a cat, many dogs, and
this sandwich.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:22,
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That doesn't look very nice, to me.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:31,
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Looks horrible.
Processed cheese. Yuk.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:32,
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The bread looks ok.
Ham meh
Cheese urgh
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PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:37,
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Ugh yeah it should be finest soy cheese
And I don't think that ham's been rolled between a tibetan monk's thighs
JOCASTA GET DOWN FROM THERE DARLING
Anyway I simply can't stomach these processed foods, don't you know they're just absolutely dripping in melanin averse toxins? My nutritionist says that I'll simply shrivel up if I even look at a piece of brie! A HA HA HA HA HA
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Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:40,
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What's wrong with the name jocasta?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:42,
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sounds too much like canasta
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Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:42,
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this is not helping me avoid snacking on things
Now I really want bacon and bacon related products
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:40,
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It has to be a sandwich to qualify, soz
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:48,
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Why would you want to add bread to that piece of glorious meat?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:51,
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Why would he want to add cock to his ring piece?
No idea myself, but he seems to prefer it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:56,
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Click.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:58,
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Damn! That looks good
I'll ask the local butcher for a rib roast tomorrow - doesn't look like I'll be getting to a supermarket any time soon.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:51,
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can't wait to eat
my stuffed mushrooms and brown rice now
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:58,
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every single one (bar the apple and cheese one) I would love to scoff right fucking now
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 17:01,
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Calm down. You know you're not going to get a handout like that from the soup kitchen later.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 17:02,
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I'm not a fan of tuna balls, but i'd almost change my mind looking at those pictures.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 17:02,
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the Jalepeno popper one is something I've never even considered, but now MUST HAVE
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PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 17:04,
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I'm gonna be here all weekend
Ready with a smile and a bit of my cheeky charm
ALL SMILES FROM HERE ON OUT
ALL ABOARD THE FUN TRAIN
TOOT TOOT
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Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:33,
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ALL ABOARD THE FUN REPLACEMENT BUS SERVICE
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:35,
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NEXT STOP: HAPPYTOWN
ETA: 12 hours from now, no rest stops, toilet out of order
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Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:35,
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and delays due to adverse weather conditions
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:38,
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I've finished driving home from work.
Alt: I haven't started drinking yet.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:22,
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You bender.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:40,
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I have now.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:53,
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I am about to start drinking
This state of affairs will continue until I either fall asleep or the alcohol is all gone.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:45,
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Good man
This is how drinking should be done
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:50,
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First quaff in 3...2...1...
And 'Aaaaahhhhhh!'
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:52,
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Thanks, Ted Rogers.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:54,
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Constant.. in... opal...
CONSTANTINOPLE! YOU'VE JUST TURNED DOWN THE HOLIDAY!!!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:57,
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ha ha ha.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:58,
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Let's look at where you could have bin
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 17:01,
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I'm in the pub.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:25,
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Wine
Coke
fortunately I have RESERVES
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broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 17:13,
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I would love to get bang on it :o(
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 17:33,
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I want a toasted reuben sarnie,
then a massive faceful of drugs and a bucket of ice cold beer. And joints. Loads of joints.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 17:36,
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What have I finished - my second beer!
What haven't I started - my third beer!
I also have lots of Dexter episodes to watch.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 17:18,
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result.
not only is the tube running fine but it's half deserted so it's even faster than usual. Plus there is a superb mental case opposite me who is wearing no fewer than three hats. He's not a hipster. He's about sixty.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 18:18,
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what have you made
my 2013 was supposed to be about finishing projects... took me five days to start two new ones :D
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 20:40,
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a baby blanket
I was making for someone's secret santa present. I'm a bit late
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 20:55,
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ooh nice
ive just finished a baby cardigan and imma attempt the booties. you done grannies or saink fancy?
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 21:03,
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that one was like a bit granny square
I've also got a fairly long term and elaborate project to make a big blanket from different square designs. I've also got a shawl I started ages ago and didn't finish and a vague plan to make a cuddly sprout
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 21:12,
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cuddly spout?
im making
THIS next. with the right colour scheme, obv
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 21:28,
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cute
my cousin had a kid which (while it was a fetus) they referred to as the sprout
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 21:31,
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youre making a baby...?
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 21:33,
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pff, no
just a small crocheted cabbage. Much more normal
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 21:35,
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oic
and yeh, crocheted sprouts: much preferable
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 21:44,
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