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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Finished my crocheting
what have you finished?

alt: what haven't you started

Now, race to be the first one to say YM
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:06, 177 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Finished getting my project options signed off
alt: this nice cup of tea (ooh lovely)
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:08, Reply)
biscuits?

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:09, Reply)
sadly no,
ran out yesterday haven't been to the shops yet. Might get some more at the weekend.

Digestives are my dunk of choice. what's yours?
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:10, Reply)
I've not had biscuits for ages :(
but given a choice, probably custard creams, or something fancy with chocolate and/or caramel.

Reading your post made me think 'ooo, I'll stick the kettle on', only to find I had left a brew to stew 5 minutes ago and forgot I'd even done it.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:12, Reply)
your welcome
My better half has started a biscuit embargo for heath reasons but fortunately she cant stand digestives
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:13, Reply)
Her welcome what?

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:17, Reply)
for tea reminding

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:23, Reply)
That would be "you're welcome".
It's a contraction of "you are" welcome, not a welcome belonging to Cavy i.e. "your welcome".

See?
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:29, Reply)
YM

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:09, Reply)
well done

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:09, Reply)
What do I win?

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:11, Reply)
A withering glance from me

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:12, Reply)
I got a soapy tit wank last time.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:17, Reply)
I'm all out of soap

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:18, Reply)
I have a large penis.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:18, Reply)
+ wart.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:23, Reply)
give it back to whoever it belongs to
if you've kept it on ice he should be able to have it stitched back on
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:24, Reply)
Bobbittlolz

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:52, Reply)
caring.
I have to teach at 4.15 today. 4.15 on a fucking friday. If I get 50% turnout I'll be astounded.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:11, Reply)
I used to have a night class
6:30-8:30 on friday evening. It blows
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:13, Reply)
what do you teach?

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:14, Reply)
today? convective heat transfer in multiphasic systems.
Mostly? Biochemical/Biomedical Engineering.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:25, Reply)
I finished that interminable Wheel of Time series, finally, 17 years after I started reading it
alt: The feedback for a web tool I've got to go through this afternoon. I don't wanna, might see if I can do it tomorrow.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:11, Reply)
I can't be arsed to start reading those
from what I hear it's all just a bit meh, and all female characters have to be described in terms of where they are crossing their arms in relation to their breasts - '...she crossed her arms under her breasts...'
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:14, Reply)
It's not so much their breasts that's the problem, it's just that Jordan equates 'strong female character' with 'being a wittering, whiny, fractious shrew'
No woman can talk to anyone in the entire series without belittling them and being an utter harridan.

That and there's four books where shit all happens and the series only gets slightly better once he died and someone else took over.

I just liked the first five books when I was fourteen, so carried on, and it's been SEVENTEEN YEARS OF DISAPPOINTMENT
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:16, Reply)
you are not the only person to say this
In fact when I worked in a bookshop the people who bought them tended to with a bit of a long suffering sigh
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:17, Reply)
I had a big moan at the chap at Waterstones
'Quite anticipated that one'
'I DON'T CARE I JUST WANT IT OVER I WANT TO BE DONE WITH IT OH GOD I WANT MY LIFE BACK'
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:21, Reply)

I thought you were on about Katie Price
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:20, Reply)
Some of the older ones must have very long arms

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:16, Reply)
I finished working out which Off Topicers equate to which Pathetic Shark.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:16, Reply)
Go on then.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:18, Reply)
Christ you must be bored

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:21, Reply)
To tears. I'm going to get 15.54 train.
I've had enough of this.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:23, Reply)
I am getting quite concerned that I'm going to be stuck here until at least Sunday.
I will run out of clean pants.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:25, Reply)
Turn them inside out.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:27, Reply)
:(

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:28, Reply)

or just wash them?

Im sure Poland extends to putting them through a Mrs Mangle
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:50, Reply)
all in good time.
It's a private project which requires me to post from my laptop rather than my phone.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:22, Reply)
you could just delete the names from here and know who'd written it

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:28, Reply)
This should be good

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:21, Reply)
or shit.
I forget which.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:21, Reply)
I seriously doubt that

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:22, Reply)
it'll be about as good as your jokes, Lokes.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:24, Reply)
Or your sartorial musings, "music" and whiskey chat

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:33, Reply)
what's your meme again?
Oh yeah, being a boring insipid cunt, that's it.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:41, Reply)
Yours is just being a cunt

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:43, Reply)
GUYS GUYS, MAKE UP, PLEASE
THE CHILDREN ARE CRYING
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:57, Reply)
Bagsie hammerhead!
Edit: oh, it's comic. how plebeian.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:27, Reply)
been doing nothing except looking after my dad for a few days
how the hell do people do nothing, every day?

to answer the question, screen play. partway through. a small part.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:26, Reply)
Is he dead yet?

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:27, Reply)
nope
lively and kicking as off topic.

oh. wait.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:28, Reply)
alright Swipeypoos?
Haven't seen you on here in ages. And before you ask, Grace is nowhere near dead. She's a very happy and settled hamster in fact.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:30, Reply)
how the fuck would you know?
all they do is shit and sleep and run in circles ffs
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:31, Reply)
Calm down, Nutkins.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:34, Reply)

fact side my lower intestine
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:31, Reply)
I know right?!
I was unemployed for three months last year and so fucking BORED!!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:53, Reply)
I've finished a large bag of onion rings like a gluttonous internet tub of shit.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:29, Reply)
where did you steal those from?

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:29, Reply)
How dare you? I paid good money for them in the reduced section of Sainers.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:33, Reply)
Hey, gutbucket.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:30, Reply)
SPEAKING

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:31, Reply)
I love onion rings and bacon rasher crisps

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:32, Reply)
By the wheelbarrow load by the look of you.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:33, Reply)
fucking iPhone made me click I like this

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:43, Reply)
It's on the popular page.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:54, Reply)
you've got salty maize snacks written all over your face.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:33, Reply)
I haven't eaten a crisp since new year
but right now I think It'd have to be salt and vinegar kettle chips
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:44, Reply)
Majority of my work for the day
Alt: Deleting the files that need to be deleted.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:37, Reply)
I have finished nailing my new adsl wire to the walls
i now get internet tv and much better wifi reception in the living room and bedroom, GO ME!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:50, Reply)
The nails are through the wire, aren't they?

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:54, Reply)
nah, got those little white wire holder things

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:54, Reply)
I'm amazed you didn't hit any of the utilities through the plaster

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:57, Reply)
small nails innit

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:00, Reply)
I bet your thumb is as big as Lokes hand

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:02, Reply)
you bet wrong
I can do DIY and physical stuff, it's computers and electronics that stump me
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:03, Reply)
what the fuck happened to Countdown?
the presenter clearly thinks he's funny and important and the totty sounds like mickey mouse. *sadtimes*
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:57, Reply)

Whitely died and Vorders fucked off.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:22, Reply)
I am bored to fucking tears.
Help me out you lot.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:16, Reply)
Go home.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:17, Reply)
I can't.
The parcel companies haven't collected yet and I have to lock up as my boss is in France.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:19, Reply)
They're not coming.
Soz.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:58, Reply)
me too man.
40 minutes til blast off.

Got an evening of cleaning like so boo to that.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:18, Reply)
That sounds shit.
Early night for me, didn't get to sleep til 3 this morning
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:32, Reply)

My flats not a tip or anything but I have guests this weekend and my place must be spotless!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:53, Reply)
would you like some horse puns?

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:19, Reply)
That's very sweet of you Nakers but no, no thanks all the same.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:19, Reply)

I was tickled by the youtube videos of people dressing as horses and going shopping.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:21, Reply)
I've just been scrolling through pictures for the last half hour
I now want a cat, many dogs, and this sandwich.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:22, Reply)
That doesn't look very nice, to me.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:31, Reply)
Looks horrible.
Processed cheese. Yuk.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:32, Reply)
The bread looks ok.
Ham meh
Cheese urgh
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:37, Reply)
Ugh yeah it should be finest soy cheese
And I don't think that ham's been rolled between a tibetan monk's thighs
JOCASTA GET DOWN FROM THERE DARLING
Anyway I simply can't stomach these processed foods, don't you know they're just absolutely dripping in melanin averse toxins? My nutritionist says that I'll simply shrivel up if I even look at a piece of brie! A HA HA HA HA HA
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:40, Reply)
What's wrong with the name jocasta?

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:42, Reply)
sounds too much like canasta

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:42, Reply)
I'd rather eat this:
www.fromthelittleyellowkitchen.com/2012/03/11/st-pattys-day-leftovers/
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:38, Reply)
this is not helping me avoid snacking on things
Now I really want bacon and bacon related products
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:40, Reply)
I'd prefer this
www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2011/dec/14/slow-roasted-rib-of-beef-with-bone-marrow-sauce-recipe
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:45, Reply)
It has to be a sandwich to qualify, soz

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:48, Reply)
Why would you want to add bread to that piece of glorious meat?

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:51, Reply)
Why would he want to add cock to his ring piece?
No idea myself, but he seems to prefer it.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:56, Reply)
Click.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:58, Reply)
Damn! That looks good
I'll ask the local butcher for a rib roast tomorrow - doesn't look like I'll be getting to a supermarket any time soon.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:51, Reply)
These look good.
www.closetcooking.com/2012/09/top-25-sandwich-recipes.html
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:53, Reply)
can't wait to eat
my stuffed mushrooms and brown rice now
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:58, Reply)
every single one (bar the apple and cheese one) I would love to scoff right fucking now

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 17:01, Reply)
Calm down. You know you're not going to get a handout like that from the soup kitchen later.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 17:02, Reply)
I'm not a fan of tuna balls, but i'd almost change my mind looking at those pictures.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 17:02, Reply)
the Jalepeno popper one is something I've never even considered, but now MUST HAVE

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 17:04, Reply)
I'm gonna be here all weekend
Ready with a smile and a bit of my cheeky charm
ALL SMILES FROM HERE ON OUT
ALL ABOARD THE FUN TRAIN
TOOT TOOT
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:33, Reply)
ALL ABOARD THE FUN REPLACEMENT BUS SERVICE

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:35, Reply)
NEXT STOP: HAPPYTOWN
ETA: 12 hours from now, no rest stops, toilet out of order
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:35, Reply)
and delays due to adverse weather conditions

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:38, Reply)
I've finished driving home from work.
Alt: I haven't started drinking yet.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:22, Reply)
You bender.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:40, Reply)
I have now.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:53, Reply)
I am about to start drinking
This state of affairs will continue until I either fall asleep or the alcohol is all gone.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:45, Reply)
Good man
This is how drinking should be done
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:50, Reply)
First quaff in 3...2...1...
And 'Aaaaahhhhhh!'
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:52, Reply)
Thanks, Ted Rogers.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:54, Reply)
Constant.. in... opal...
CONSTANTINOPLE! YOU'VE JUST TURNED DOWN THE HOLIDAY!!!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:57, Reply)
ha ha ha.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:58, Reply)
Let's look at where you could have bin

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 17:01, Reply)
I'm in the pub.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:25, Reply)
Wine
Coke

fortunately I have RESERVES
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 17:13, Reply)
I would love to get bang on it :o(

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 17:33, Reply)
I want a toasted reuben sarnie,
then a massive faceful of drugs and a bucket of ice cold beer. And joints. Loads of joints.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 17:36, Reply)
What have I finished - my second beer!
What haven't I started - my third beer!
I also have lots of Dexter episodes to watch.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 17:18, Reply)
result.
not only is the tube running fine but it's half deserted so it's even faster than usual. Plus there is a superb mental case opposite me who is wearing no fewer than three hats. He's not a hipster. He's about sixty.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 18:18, Reply)
what have you made
my 2013 was supposed to be about finishing projects... took me five days to start two new ones :D
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 20:40, Reply)
a baby blanket
I was making for someone's secret santa present. I'm a bit late
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 20:55, Reply)
ooh nice
ive just finished a baby cardigan and imma attempt the booties. you done grannies or saink fancy?
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 21:03, Reply)
that one was like a bit granny square
I've also got a fairly long term and elaborate project to make a big blanket from different square designs. I've also got a shawl I started ages ago and didn't finish and a vague plan to make a cuddly sprout
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 21:12, Reply)
cuddly spout?
im making THIS next. with the right colour scheme, obv
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 21:28, Reply)
cute
my cousin had a kid which (while it was a fetus) they referred to as the sprout
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 21:31, Reply)
youre making a baby...?

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 21:33, Reply)
pff, no
just a small crocheted cabbage. Much more normal
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 21:35, Reply)
oic
and yeh, crocheted sprouts: much preferable
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 21:44, Reply)

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