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Morning Fuck-nuggetsnice out innit?
alt: why are you such a frightful bore?
Altalt: anyone want a 30m Ethernet cable? Free if picked up from West London
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 8:08,
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Morning you soporific twatalt: something witty to do with fracking
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MorningNo.
Alt: Probably due to dealing with housemates who will complain no matter what.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 8:16,
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Uh oh, trouble in the frat houseWass goin on?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 8:17,
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Boring shit to do with the internet thereWireless coverage not being good enough, blah blah etc
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 8:32,
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do you want me to pop over and extend your network?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 8:33,
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Do you want a 30m ethernet cable, i don't need it anymore(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 8:40,
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Alt: because YM has worn me out and I don't have the energy to be interesting.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 8:17,
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Morning.S'alright.
Alt: Hey, being a yoghurt-weaving, yurt prick is not boring.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 8:36,
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I've been told I am a quite spectacular bore loads of times, so HA YOU'RE WRONGIN YOUR FACE
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 8:43,
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He also remembers the Boer war.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 8:51,
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I don't. I lay the blame at your door.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:06,
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Yeah well I'm laying a bot dog at your door(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:07,
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What? I even made a computer game reference to try and establish contact with the nerds on here(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:07,
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I played a computer game once.It was shit.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:12,
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There's no pleasing some people eh.This is shit, I'm off to /newsletter where I'm appreciated.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:08,
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Is it true that you are a member of Kunt's gang?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:09,
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Do some funny swears then.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:12,
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I'm not sure you are going to get into Kunt's gang with any of these.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:16,
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Look, it's bad enough that there is only you and me posting, but if we're going to post the same things we may as well not bother.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:23,
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Let's touch the tips of our penises together.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:28,
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See, this guy gets it.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:22,
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There's an amateurish and not very funny single in there, somewhere.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:22,
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It's worse. He's Joel in disguise. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:16,
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This is shit.Where's Lokesy? If we all bully him that might pass the time.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:22,
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His bread-like frame has probably disintegrated in all this snow.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:23,
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His gargantuan ham-palms have probably frozen solid.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:24,
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Dragging those large ham hands through the snow is hard work.He'll probably be in around 10.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:24,
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I heard a flock of starlings starved for food in the inclement weather attacked him en mass destroying 54% of his head(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:25,
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Yet his forehead is still enough of a bready cliff for a family of cormorants to make their nest on.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:31,
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Its fucking hard work getting around up hereand there is the snow starting again
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I work with computers. Nuff said
AltAlt:
No ta
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:28,
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I guess hooves have very little grip on ice(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:29,
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The only viable route into the office is closed again today.Working from home again it is, then.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:40,
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nope, it's not, because we've currently got the sloppy seconds on all that 3" of weatherthat you southern whoopsies couldn't handle.
I had to put my wipers on AND clear snow off the car before I left. IMAGINE. If I was in London I'd have had to write a whole three Tumblr posts about that.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:30,
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fucking snow was frozen to my car yesterday, took me ten minutes to chip it all offFace it badge, London weather is just better than your weather, it's more affluent, more cultured and has access to more world class attractions
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:31,
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haha. yeah, that.and more specifically, this
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:33,
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lol, except that chap's shirt is very similar to the one I'm wearing today...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:34,
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Bit of snow and every cunt thinks they're fucking David Bailey and all.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:33,
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Jesus fuckery, that does my tits in and all.I can pretty much see snow for about 3-4 months of the year from my office window. I haven't once felt the need to take an Instagram photo of the shit.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:34,
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Is that not a Kroney kind of thing?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:35,
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I'm not sure I actually know what an Instagram isI just think it's probably some hipster shit.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:36,
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You've missed the joke here old fruit(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:37,
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Oh, fuck, I have, haven't I?Sorry Boyce. Let the side down badly there.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:44,
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Well you've said sorry and I for one am prepared to leave it at that.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:51,
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very magnanimous of you.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:53,
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You'd love it.It's a piece of technology that enables people to make their expensive modern photographic equipment take pictures that look like they were taken with a shit old camera.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:38,
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At the moment, general consensus is I am a bore because I study so intensely, then have breaks where I do "homely" things.Like cleaning, or baking, or cooking.
Or going to the gym for an hour and a half.
It has been a beautiful day out today though. you're right.
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Sorry, I nodded off before getting to the end of that boring post.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:36,
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Hi poppet!I was having a discussion yesterday about Aussie music and how there don't seem to be many breakthrough bands from down under. Do you guys listen to "aussie" music or do you get the same imported shit from Merca that we do?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:37,
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^ SOMEONE appears to have forgotten about 'Midnight Oil' here.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:39,
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There are no* good bands to come out of Australia*Mr Boyce will now provide a list of three alright bands which will probably include at least one band who could also be considered British.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:40,
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I popped on a minidisc the other day that i found in a draw, it had a Powderfinger Album on itwhich was average
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:41,
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I read that as 'I pooped on a minidisc the other day'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:43,
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1. The Saints (70s punk classic I'm Stranded is a superb bit of Stooges ripping-off)(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:41,
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2. 60s garage punk legends The Missing Links made several classic 45sI particularly recommend 'Rich With Nothin'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:42,
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3. Wolfmother's first LP is great, they were a good live act too(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:44,
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I am surprised by this postI thought you would fall into the "wolfmother is a complete rip off merchant" camp
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:46,
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I have no problem with complete ripoffs as long as they do a decent job of itAirbourne* are effectively an AC/DC tribute act and good for them, I say.
*Australians
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:49,
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I disagree with this opinion online.I'll let you have the other two though.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:47,
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there is an aussie hits section on songpopi'd only heard of kylie
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:41,
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uhhh i listen to aussie music, i listen to lots of things though. you should try The Rubens ir The Temper Trap.
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I don't dispute that.I merely enquired as to their ethnicity.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:47,
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I don't see how that should affect your enjoyment of their music you terrible racist(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:48,
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I'll be in london 1st and 2nd of Feb, don't know how much of a detour it'll be and if it's worth it for a cable.What zone are you in?
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my victorian street looks lovely in the snowuntil you get down to the ground floor and it's just grey slippery ice. and an excuse for the district line to limp all the way to work.
alt: because i was a bit over enthusiastic with the running last night and now the bit at the back of my knee hurts a LOT. it's either the top of my calf or the bottom of my hamstring. i need some ice and a hot swedish masseur called sven.
altalt: no. i think you're too far west for me.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:41,
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What is this 'out' of which you speak?Alt: because I'm old and I never leave the house.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:44,
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MorningI had to dodge between cover to avoid falling helicopters this morning so rolled in around 9:30. Still beat my boss in.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:44,
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Bella doesn't have staff. It's against her Al-like student politics.
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My aim in life is to have "a man"Need something from the shops? I'll send my man out to get it.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:51,
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:54,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1837529
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:54,
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god she was tediouswah wah society blighted me and i can't get a job wah wah. nothing to do with my presentation skills wah wah.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:51,
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I'd like to present her wah wah. She was hard done by. Society clearly owed her a living and wasn't paying up.
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if you want to get into a seriously hard and white collar professionyou don't turn up with scarlet dyed hair and a nose ring. ffs. it's just common sense.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:54,
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+ stop rolling around on the floor(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:55,
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She would be perfect as a civil servant or local govt officerwhere any spud can get a foot in the door and any expectations of the employer on presentation are bleated about as a breach of your human rights.
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anyone who works in the public sectorwould get such a shock if they ever managed to get a job in the private sector. what, no flexi-time? what, call that a pension? what, i actually have to do some work? waaaaah.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:16,
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haha, fuck off.You do realise that no flexi-time works both ways?
Also, you forgot "a real salary! brilliant"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:28,
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It's ironic that a very high majority of people that constantly post on here through the daywork in the private sector.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:33,
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It's particularly ironic*that people who've never worked in the public sector at all profess to any kind of knowledge about how a job in the public sector works.
Anyone would think they'd got their info by selectively reading the Daily Mail or listening to fuckwitted Tory politicians but surely, surely the people here aren't that fucking retarded, are they? Surely not.
*it's not ironic at all, it would be desperately sad in fact, except they aren't being serious. I hope.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:53,
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You'd think, wouldn't you?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:56,
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stop oppressing herIf "the man" doesnt accept her alternate lifestyle then thats his fault
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Even that doesn't have to be a deal breakerif you're actually a)good and b)don't whine about persecution all the time.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:58,
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Where I work no coloured hair, no face piercings are the general rules. No matter how good you are. Visible tats are frowned upon.
I think it's pointless but I can see where they are coming from.
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Oh, yeah, I mean she couldn't see clients like thatbut if you turned up for interview looking like that, and were really good, they'd probably still offer a job on condition you sort out appearance.
Although I'd be surprised about the coloured hair thing, even in law
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:16,
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the ex bleached his hair and was told that it was unsuitable for workand that wasn't a law firm.
i got told off for wearing a t-shirt with sequins on the shoulder when we had dress-down for moving offices.
you wouldn't believe how petty and conservative it could be.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:18,
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of coursei never leave home without one. just like you.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:20,
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most of the people I know well in lawwork for criminal defence and the CPS and that appears to be a lot less harsh about appearance - unless you're a barrister of course
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:20,
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not criminal defence, though(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:27,
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haha it depends on the firmbear in mind that a shirt in any colour other than white is seen as shocking in some places...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:12,
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see above(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:16,
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My friend works at a place like that. Only white shirts allowed. btw I am going to Amsterdam on business for three days in a mo'. lol.
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hookers and porn
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:24,
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Why don't I get sent on business trips to Amsterdam?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:22,
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No ta, I've a reel of cable, a fuck ton of RJ45s AND a crimping tool*in a box in my bedroom. Sometimes I dry hump it.
*make your own shit jokes, I can't be arsed**
**lol
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Kroney, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:53,
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Yeah. It really kills the mood.Especially when it alerts some passing dog-walker and I have to bury all three of them in the woods.
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Kroney, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:10,
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Hahaha. Not in this weather. Unless you kill them when you get to where you want to dig. They piss themselves with fear and you can then dig the not so "hard as iron" earth. Easy!
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Girl not keen on space docking?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:07,
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I'm literally hanging by a threadwaiting for the asterisk clarification, here.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:55,
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you saying I'm fat, B3thers?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:11,
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Which alt are you replying to here?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:55,
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sexiest of all the stomach conditions(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:00,
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Oh god, I just kicked off at the docs at my old boss who got me in trouble cus he declared a £5/hour cash in hand job. He said I should be grateful and thank them.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:00,
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Oh, that's where we saw each other. I mean the doctors waiting room
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remind me not to piss you off to the point where you feel like making a scene with me in public. (, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:16, Reply)
Well, I might be exasorating a bit when I say kicked off. (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:21,
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HMRC, my accountant sorted it out though, I donno details. But something about it not having the "trappings of normal employment", such as sick pay/holiday/etc. I was paying my national insurance on my own as freelance anyway.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:20,
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you're a tax avoider?you're worse than Osborne.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:10,
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I was basicky Starbucks. (
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