Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Well this is good, isn't it?Why don't loads more people post stuff and, like, be funny and stuff? Yeah?
Some people think qotw should be closed, others have suggested that /offtopic and /talk are merged, many are of the opinion that I should delete my account and kill myself.
What suggestions do you have to make the internet a better place?
Alt: Talk about your dinner or something, you were going to anyway.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:52,
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I think we should do a thread about things that make you feel awful.I hate the feeling of wet wood on your teeth, like ice lolly sticks. ewwww
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Knives squeaking on a plate*shudders*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:55,
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i have a friend who can't stand the noise of people rubbing their fingers round a wine glass.(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:57, Reply)
Rice that isn't quite cooked through and sort of sticks to your teeth.(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:01, Reply)
Yeah whatever, as long as it's not just you and me listing stuff that normal people have no problem with.I don't like the bags that the Royal Mail give us for bagging up our post.
When you put a box in them and it catches on the side it feels all ewwww.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:56,
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biting/chewing cotton woolARGH!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:59,
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Watching hand/eye injuries on TVRobocop hand - ARGH!
Blade Runner finger snap - ARGH!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:03,
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I watched the first ever film that was censored at the national film museum.It was a black and white video of a man cutting a womans eye with a cutthroat razor. (special effects, but still) Ewwwww
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I've seen that*rocks back and forth sobbing*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:06,
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I have no ideaI've just seen the clip
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:08,
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Referenced in Pixies song Debaser.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:11,
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I've never seen Blade RunnerThe film bit that bothers me the most is probably the hammer scene in Payback.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:17,
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getting shot(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:04,
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when watching a film that involves torture, anything involving fingernails or eyeballs make me feel like my soul is dying(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:06,
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Have you seen Old Boy.There's a bit where he has someones teeth in the back of a claw hammer. It's horrible.
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American History X teeth*sobs*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:08,
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very much thismy teeth hurt just thinking about it
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:10,
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I can't stand polystyrene rubbing together(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:08,
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What about just chewing on a bit of polystyrene?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:19,
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Thiswww.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/security-guard-accidentally-shoots-penis-off-with-illegal-gun-8465579.html
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Ice crunching against my bottom teeth(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:19,
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bear attack(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:28,
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Having stickers on my skinUUUUUUURRRRHGHGHGHGHGHGH
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Theoban What of it, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:36,
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I think when people post more it encourages othersIf you get one post every few minutes you end up off doing something else instead
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:56,
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whydon'tyoulolz(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:57,
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It really is a numbers game, isn't it.You can even cope with people being shit, if there are enough not-shit people to dilute it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:58,
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I think we should get rid of all the Ginges.I don't just mean on here mind, I mean in real life too.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:59,
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Windy Pig is a ginge?I didn't know this
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:01,
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Wait, WHAT?NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOT WIN PUG!
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:22,
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casual fridays?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:00,
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or any disability you want(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:02,
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Electric keyboardsa bit like the "I like this" button, next time the go to type ZzZzzzzzzzzzz mild jolt
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:00,
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If those existed every IT dept would order a set. I just clicked on xx and now it won't work - KZERT!!
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I'm WITTY and CHARMING and HILARIOUS.It's all your fault that nobody posts any more.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:01,
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He's such a cunt, isn't he?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:03,
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Why do you think I won't give him his username back?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:04,
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ZING(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:05,
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For the record, if I do ever leave FOREVER I'm not going to delete my account.Instead I'll pass on my log in to someone else and let them use it as a comedy account.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:06,
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if rather you change your name than kill yourselfno suggestions, I can't even come up with a witty post
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:07,
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All contributions will be passed on to the mods, witty or not.Thank you for participating.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:09,
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not lookingmy mom is going to have surgery and I need to take care of her
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:12,
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You don't NEED to The LOVELY kKkkkkkkkkKrrrrRRrriIIsssssSStTtttiiInNNEEEeeeEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D
*PANDERS*
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:25,
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$$$$SSssssSSSstTtTtTuUuUUUUUUuuuUuUujJjJ!!!11111!1!1!1!1!
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:28,
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it wouldn't let me put all of it together on my retarded kindle(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:29,
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Alright Tangles, as an ex /talker, that was late to the party, i'm aware that now exists a fairly good group of friends that met on that forum when it was buoyant, that go to eachothers weddings and hang out and stuff. This is good. You lot seem to have a similar thing going on. b3ta is no longer cutting edge, so new users are few and far between. Just be happy you have an online community of people that seem generally ok, and meet up for your bashes and be happy. This is one place, there are other places. Enjoy your part in it while it lasts.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:16,
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This is a thoughtful and considered post.But it doesn't help me when I'm bored at work.
Can you throw in a few gags or something?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:18,
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www.reclaimlove.org
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:19,
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going to the pub now.bye.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:19,
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Take care out there.xx
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:20,
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I'M ON THE BUS, It's only me and the driver, odds that he's a fake bus driver, and really a rapist?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:41,
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I don't think you understand odds betting. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:43,
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I only bet after the match has finished(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:50,
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but they like to feed on children's soulswe like cake
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:20,
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cake has been bannedso has kittums
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:21,
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NO ONE BANS TEA AND KITTUMS AND CAKEY AND HUGGLEZ(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:23,
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This thread was supposed to be about suggestions to improve the internet.Not make it shitter.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:29,
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*Shrug*maybe you can get away with it when ever I try people shout at me.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:26,
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It's because people like her.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:29,
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*accepts gratfully*thank you K, you'r nothing like as bad as they say.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:30,
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I had a little tug while reading it.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:25,
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I have a little tug while reading everything(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:26,
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worse than zach braff(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:34,
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I miss good /talkBack when everyone was horrid to each other with reason instead of knee jerk pricks/wankers chat.
Good times
GOOD TIMES
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Theoban What of it, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:44,
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70k + posts Monty is backthat'll get the board moving
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:37,
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he wants to fck guys?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:41,
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fckin' hell I never knew that. Well really.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:44,
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What's the worst film everWho are the worst band ever?
How's things with your ex?
Is torrenting music morally wrong?
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EvitaThe Smiths
Fine thanks
Sort of
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:42,
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woah woah, you're going to use up all of monty's posts(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:45,
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what a cunt!Now I'm back down to 70k.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:47,
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I'm a tad on the busy side at the mo, Alsie.I'm not saying no, but it might take a while.
Is that OK?
x
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:47,
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Well, I'd rather you told us a story straight awaybut if I have to wait for one, I guess I could.
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I think you might have to pal. Sozzers.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:49,
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I think people should post if they want to post but not if they don't want toI hope this helps xx
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Theoban What of it, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:44,
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I think you should post when you don't want to and not post when you do.(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:45, Reply)
But I don't ever want not to post, except when often I do not want to have to post?(
Theoban What of it, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:48,
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I think you should be called tHEROban (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:45,
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Your smooth words are a balm to my tortured soul sweet piglet xx(
Theoban What of it, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:49,
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A great deal. Thanks Theo! x(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:45,
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I feel your thoughts, warm and soft in my thought-tummy(
Theoban What of it, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:58,
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I still think either way would be better at gunpoint(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:45,
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I'M GOING TO COME ROUND YOUR HOUSE AND MAKE YOU POST OR NOT POST AT GUNPOINT, DEPENDING ON YOUR PREFERENCE(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:25,
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MK is the property hotbed of the South Eastgotta move fast if you want somewhere
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:54,
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I honestly thought it being so fucking snowey would give me a chance.(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:55, Reply)
I've seen stuff go on and get rented the same day ffs(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:56,
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I guess you'll be living in that scaled up portaloo, then.I bet that one's still available.
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Kroney, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:56,
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but then he can have a 3 story bat/stripper pole!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:57,
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To be honest, I'd live there if it wasn't so shitty and cheap-looking.I'd call the bedroom "the crow's nest" and I'd totally point my telescope at something other than the kid's park over the hedge.
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Kroney, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:59,
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I'd live there if it was a bit less shit and not in Milton Keynes' suburban desert(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:59,
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If you had your computer in your bedroomyou'd even be able to make use of that ridiculous ethernet cable you bought, you big helmet.
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Kroney, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:00,
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i figured better too long than too short, I reckon 10m would have done it...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:01,
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Actually measuring the distance would have been even better.(
Kroney, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:06,
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i thought about that, biut I was at work and wanted to get it ordered(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:07,
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Looking a bit further afield now.www.rightmove.co.uk/property-to-rent/property-25611966.html
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Fucking shitty new build, with tiny rooms, low ceilings and tiny windowsbag of shite
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:06,
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But that's enough about chompy's cock!!!!!!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:11,
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It's quite a cunt that for £100 more than I can really afford per month I could get something this size.www.rightmove.co.uk/property-to-rent/property-36523468.html
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dude are you done with life or something?don't retreat from town life, don't head out to the suburbs to rest and retire, you're too young and VIBRANT, SHINE ON
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Theoban What of it, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:42,
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Haha that window thing on the sideWhat the fuck's that about
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Theoban What of it, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:12,
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I wouldn't like that, people passing by could slap me on the arse(
Theoban What of it, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:18,
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Yeah, but it's a fucking big seller for me, I'll tell you that.Harder! Harder! HARDER YOU WIMPY FUCKING BITCH!
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Kroney, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:19,
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No-one outside my family ever uses that term.It seems weird seeing it here.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:20,
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FFS the living room's so small you'll almost be sitting behind the telly to watch the fucker.(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:24, Reply)
I'd probably put the TV against a wall, so that wouldn't be a problem(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:25, Reply)
Great photo of the parking space.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:26,
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As it doesn't seem to have a garden, that's the only outside space availableI look forward to being invited to the first barbecue of the summer being held on Chompy's allocated parking.
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Kroney, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:28,
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Who needs a lawn when you've got a lovely piece of tarmac eh?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:29,
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Reaction to this property doesn't seem to have been too positive.In fact, I'd go so far as to say it's been largely negative.
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Kroney, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:31,
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I think things should be kept along the same lines ot seems to encourage longer replies and more thought out posts than /talk. Talk is more fast paced, not a bad thing but can lead to a loss of content at times.
/offtopic has some of the funniest stories OL in my view
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:01,
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Your view is an odd one, I'll say that.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:04,
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yeah I get that alot. I'm just sorry that my idea for a projects board was shot down
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:11,
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I've just had a really fucking hideous realisation.When I started posting on here I was 31. Jesus.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:11,
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I'm 31Don't do it, it's not worth it. Just turn back.
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Theoban What of it, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:14,
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If only someone had given me this advice back then.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:15,
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Just get a new face stapled on and off you goYou can be 17 again
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Theoban What of it, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:18,
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Wow I'd no idea!This is great!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:21,
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I was a lurker for some time then made an account at age 17 posted on the main board, got called a gayer by no less than three people inside of 5 mins.
Never left since then.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:16,
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oh all right Mrs Doyle I'll have a cup of tea
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:30,
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You're obviously referring to your IQ rather than age.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:22,
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What are you cunts thoughts on this?www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/27165567
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looks alrighttoilet's a bit grim
don't really get a sense of how its laid out, there's a room yes, and a kitchen bit, but where does the corridor go? Which ones are the bedrooms?
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Theoban What of it, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:45,
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if its like my mates in the same developmentFront door to corridor left and right bedrooms each with attached bathroom. One bathroom has two doors. Then at the end living room with kitchen off to the right
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TWO DOORS?Does it have a public right of way or something?
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Theoban What of it, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:54,
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That's the trouble with unfurnished placesThey've got no furniture to tell you where you should be sleeping or sitting.
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Kroney, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:51,
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I slept in my bathroom the other nightThe world's gone mad
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Theoban What of it, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:53,
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What are you, Japanese?I've only ever seen talking furniture on Tomorrow's World.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:56,
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The description says it has disabled features.Bit like you.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:45,
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nicealthough expensive. But I am thinking in south wales prices
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:51,
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There;s enough internet for everyone(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:50,
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I remember when all this were fieldsbefore the internet enclosures act
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:51,
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I remember when all this just Ferris Bueller shouting instructions about noughts and crosses down a phone line(
Theoban What of it, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:53,
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Rubbish, there's only just enough for you and B3th to sit on.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:51,
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I'm going home nowI love you all. Sleep safe. xx
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Theoban What of it, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:59,
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