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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Well this is good, isn't it?
Why don't loads more people post stuff and, like, be funny and stuff? Yeah?
Some people think qotw should be closed, others have suggested that /offtopic and /talk are merged, many are of the opinion that I should delete my account and kill myself.
What suggestions do you have to make the internet a better place?

Alt: Talk about your dinner or something, you were going to anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:52, 254 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I think we should do a thread about things that make you feel awful.
I hate the feeling of wet wood on your teeth, like ice lolly sticks. ewwww
(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:54, Reply)
Knives squeaking on a plate
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:55, Reply)
i have a friend who can't stand the noise of people rubbing their fingers round a wine glass.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:57, Reply)
Rice that isn't quite cooked through and sort of sticks to your teeth.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:01, Reply)
Yeah whatever, as long as it's not just you and me listing stuff that normal people have no problem with.
I don't like the bags that the Royal Mail give us for bagging up our post.
When you put a box in them and it catches on the side it feels all ewwww.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:56, Reply)
Fabric dragging over your teeth

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:58, Reply)
biting/chewing cotton wool
ARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:59, Reply)
Chewing cotton wool.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:58, Reply)
Why do you chew cotton wool?

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:59, Reply)
Because it's organic and fair trade.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:59, Reply)
Bloody middle classes.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:00, Reply)
*cotton wool high-fives*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:59, Reply)
Watching hand/eye injuries on TV
Robocop hand - ARGH!
Blade Runner finger snap - ARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:03, Reply)
Maggot living in eye - bleurgh.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:05, Reply)
I watched the first ever film that was censored at the national film museum.
It was a black and white video of a man cutting a womans eye with a cutthroat razor. (special effects, but still) Ewwwww
(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:06, Reply)
I've seen that
*rocks back and forth sobbing*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:06, Reply)
Un Chien Andalou?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:07, Reply)
I have no idea
I've just seen the clip
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:08, Reply)
Referenced in Pixies song Debaser.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:11, Reply)
yep
I think Dali had something to do with it.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:14, Reply)
I've never seen Blade Runner
The film bit that bothers me the most is probably the hammer scene in Payback.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:17, Reply)
getting shot

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:04, Reply)
when watching a film that involves torture, anything involving fingernails or eyeballs make me feel like my soul is dying

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:06, Reply)
Have you seen Old Boy.
There's a bit where he has someones teeth in the back of a claw hammer. It's horrible.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:07, Reply)
American History X teeth
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:08, Reply)
very much this
my teeth hurt just thinking about it
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:10, Reply)

What, this bit?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:21, Reply)
I can't stand polystyrene rubbing together

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:08, Reply)
What about slowly snapping a big lump of packing polystyrene?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:10, Reply)
urgfh

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:13, Reply)
What about just chewing on a bit of polystyrene?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:19, Reply)
This
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/security-guard-accidentally-shoots-penis-off-with-illegal-gun-8465579.html
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:08, Reply)
hahahaha
Wet Wood...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:13, Reply)
Ice crunching against my bottom teeth

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:19, Reply)
YM

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:24, Reply)
bear attack

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:28, Reply)
Having stickers on my skin
UUUUUUURRRRHGHGHGHGHGHGH
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:36, Reply)
I think when people post more it encourages others
If you get one post every few minutes you end up off doing something else instead
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:56, Reply)
whydon'tyoulolz

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:57, Reply)
It really is a numbers game, isn't it.
You can even cope with people being shit, if there are enough not-shit people to dilute it.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:58, Reply)
I think so, yes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:59, Reply)
I think we should get rid of all the Ginges.
I don't just mean on here mind, I mean in real life too.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:59, Reply)
Poor Windy Pig :(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:00, Reply)
Windy Pig is a ginge?
I didn't know this
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:01, Reply)
Wait, WHAT?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOT WIN PUG!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:22, Reply)
casual fridays?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:00, Reply)
Like dress down?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:00, Reply)
or any disability you want

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:02, Reply)
Paint - a - mong

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:03, Reply)
hahahaa

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:16, Reply)
Electric keyboards
a bit like the "I like this" button, next time the go to type ZzZzzzzzzzzzz mild jolt
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:00, Reply)
If those existed every IT dept would order a set.
I just clicked on xx and now it won't work - KZERT!!
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:07, Reply)
I'm WITTY and CHARMING and HILARIOUS.
It's all your fault that nobody posts any more.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:01, Reply)
He's such a cunt, isn't he?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:03, Reply)
Why do you think I won't give him his username back?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:04, Reply)
Is it made of meat now?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:05, Reply)
ZING

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:05, Reply)
Because you don't have the power to.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:06, Reply)
Five point sto Slytherin

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:09, Reply)
Bitch.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:07, Reply)
For the record, if I do ever leave FOREVER I'm not going to delete my account.
Instead I'll pass on my log in to someone else and let them use it as a comedy account.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:06, Reply)
if rather you change your name than kill yourself
no suggestions, I can't even come up with a witty post
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:07, Reply)
All contributions will be passed on to the mods, witty or not.
Thank you for participating.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:09, Reply)
Are you getting anywhere on your job search?

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:10, Reply)
not looking
my mom is going to have surgery and I need to take care of her
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:12, Reply)
That's very good of you.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:21, Reply)
I'm a fucking saint

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:25, Reply)
You don't NEED to The LOVELY kKkkkkkkkkKrrrrRRrriIIsssssSStTtttiiInNNEEEeeeEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D
*PANDERS*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:25, Reply)
$$$$SSssssSSSstTtTtTuUuU
UUUUUuuuUuUujJjJ!!!11111!1!1!1!1!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:28, Reply)
it wouldn't let me put all of it together on my retarded kindle

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:29, Reply)
Alright Tangles,
as an ex /talker, that was late to the party, i'm aware that now exists a fairly good group of friends that met on that forum when it was buoyant, that go to eachothers weddings and hang out and stuff. This is good. You lot seem to have a similar thing going on. b3ta is no longer cutting edge, so new users are few and far between. Just be happy you have an online community of people that seem generally ok, and meet up for your bashes and be happy. This is one place, there are other places. Enjoy your part in it while it lasts.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:16, Reply)
This is a thoughtful and considered post.
But it doesn't help me when I'm bored at work.
Can you throw in a few gags or something?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:18, Reply)

www.reclaimlove.org
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:19, Reply)
going to the pub now.
bye.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:19, Reply)
Take care out there.
xx
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:20, Reply)
I'M ON THE BUS,
It's only me and the driver, odds that he's a fake bus driver, and really a rapist?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:41, Reply)
100%

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:42, Reply)
I don't think you understand odds betting.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:43, Reply)
I only bet after the match has finished

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:50, Reply)
but they like to feed on children's souls
we like cake
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:20, Reply)
cake has been banned
so has kittums
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:21, Reply)
NO ONE BANS TEA AND KITTUMS AND CAKEY AND HUGGLEZ

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:23, Reply)
*proffers tea and caik and kittums and hugglez*

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:24, Reply)
HOME SWEET HOME!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:26, Reply)
SHIT YEAH

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:26, Reply)
This thread was supposed to be about suggestions to improve the internet.
Not make it shitter.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:29, Reply)
Fuck off hippy
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:30, Reply)
tell that mother fucker

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:26, Reply)
*Shrug*
maybe you can get away with it when ever I try people shout at me.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:26, Reply)
It's because people like her.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:29, Reply)
teehee

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:30, Reply)
haha ouch

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:30, Reply)
Fuck off hippy

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:31, Reply)
Tee hee.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:31, Reply)
*offers cake*

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:30, Reply)
*accepts gratfully*
thank you K, you'r nothing like as bad as they say.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:30, Reply)
jokes on you, I don't actually have cake

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:00, Reply)
This is so zen it has give me an erection.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:21, Reply)
The sound of one hand fapping

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:23, Reply)
I had a little tug while reading it.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:25, Reply)
I have a little tug while reading everything

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:26, Reply)
Emo

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:25, Reply)
+ l

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:29, Reply)
You're so beautiful <3

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:31, Reply)
thanks Big K

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:32, Reply)
worse than zach braff

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:34, Reply)
I miss good /talk
Back when everyone was horrid to each other with reason instead of knee jerk pricks/wankers chat.
Good times
GOOD TIMES
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:44, Reply)
No. Not it's not.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:34, Reply)
'sup nigga

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:36, Reply)
Word, bro.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:37, Reply)
70k + posts Monty is back
that'll get the board moving
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:37, Reply)
HELP GET ME TO 71K GUYS!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:38, Reply)

71 +FC
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:39, Reply)
FCK?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:40, Reply)
FCK U

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:41, Reply)
he wants to fck guys?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:41, Reply)
fckin' hell I never knew that. Well really.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:44, Reply)
What's the worst film ever
Who are the worst band ever?
How's things with your ex?
Is torrenting music morally wrong?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:40, Reply)
What do you think about indian food in the capital?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:41, Reply)
pita is not Indian

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:45, Reply)
Evita
The Smiths
Fine thanks
Sort of
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:42, Reply)
woah woah, you're going to use up all of monty's posts

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:45, Reply)
what a cunt!
Now I'm back down to 70k.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:47, Reply)
Open Water
The Corrs
Not in contact
meh
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:43, Reply)
LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:44, Reply)
Tell us a story Monty.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:45, Reply)
I'm a tad on the busy side at the mo, Alsie.
I'm not saying no, but it might take a while.

Is that OK?

x
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:47, Reply)
Well, I'd rather you told us a story straight away
but if I have to wait for one, I guess I could.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:47, Reply)
I think you might have to pal. Sozzers.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:49, Reply)

ard wels
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:38, Reply)
I think people should post if they want to post but not if they don't want to
I hope this helps xx
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:44, Reply)
I think you should post when you don't want to and not post when you do.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:45, Reply)
But I don't ever want not to post, except when often I do not want to have to post?

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:48, Reply)
I think you should be called tHEROban

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:45, Reply)
Your smooth words are a balm to my tortured soul sweet piglet xx

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:49, Reply)
A great deal. Thanks Theo! x

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:45, Reply)
No worries, MB

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:49, Reply)
shit in your eyes fuck knuckle

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:45, Reply)
I'd rather not, but thanks anyway

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:49, Reply)
no probs, just a suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:52, Reply)
Ta I appreciate the thought

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:54, Reply)
I think about you a lot

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:58, Reply)
I feel your thoughts, warm and soft in my thought-tummy

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:58, Reply)
I still think either way would be better at gunpoint

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:45, Reply)
INTERNET HARDMAN ALERT

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:54, Reply)
I'M GOING TO COME ROUND YOUR HOUSE AND MAKE YOU POST OR NOT POST AT GUNPOINT, DEPENDING ON YOUR PREFERENCE

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:25, Reply)
I AM REPORTING YOU TO OFFMOD

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:40, Reply)
ffs that house has gone already :(

(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:52, Reply)
MK is the property hotbed of the South East
gotta move fast if you want somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:54, Reply)
I honestly thought it being so fucking snowey would give me a chance.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:55, Reply)
I've seen stuff go on and get rented the same day ffs

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:56, Reply)
*something about having sex with a cartoon dog*

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:57, Reply)
you make me sick

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:58, Reply)
It was Chompy that shagged the dog FFS

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:21, Reply)
I guess you'll be living in that scaled up portaloo, then.
I bet that one's still available.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:56, Reply)
but then he can have a 3 story bat/stripper pole!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:57, Reply)
To be honest, I'd live there if it wasn't so shitty and cheap-looking.
I'd call the bedroom "the crow's nest" and I'd totally point my telescope at something other than the kid's park over the hedge.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:59, Reply)
I'd live there if it was a bit less shit and not in Milton Keynes' suburban desert

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:59, Reply)
If you had your computer in your bedroom
you'd even be able to make use of that ridiculous ethernet cable you bought, you big helmet.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:00, Reply)
i figured better too long than too short, I reckon 10m would have done it...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:01, Reply)
Actually measuring the distance would have been even better.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:06, Reply)
i thought about that, biut I was at work and wanted to get it ordered

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:07, Reply)
It's almost like you don't know what you're doing.
Almost.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:14, Reply)
Looking a bit further afield now.
www.rightmove.co.uk/property-to-rent/property-25611966.html
(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:05, Reply)
Fucking shitty new build, with tiny rooms, low ceilings and tiny windows
bag of shite
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:06, Reply)
This is milton keynes you know.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:06, Reply)
Holy shit, that's tiny.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:07, Reply)
But that's enough about chompy's cock!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:11, Reply)
It's quite a cunt that for £100 more than I can really afford per month I could get something this size.
www.rightmove.co.uk/property-to-rent/property-36523468.html
(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:15, Reply)
dude are you done with life or something?
don't retreat from town life, don't head out to the suburbs to rest and retire, you're too young and VIBRANT, SHINE ON
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:42, Reply)
Haha that window thing on the side
What the fuck's that about
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:12, Reply)
That's the garderobe

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:15, Reply)
I wouldn't like that, people passing by could slap me on the arse

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:18, Reply)
Yeah, but it's a fucking big seller for me, I'll tell you that.
Harder! Harder! HARDER YOU WIMPY FUCKING BITCH!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:19, Reply)
No-one outside my family ever uses that term.
It seems weird seeing it here.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:20, Reply)
Not as weird as opening the sash to take a shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:23, Reply)
FFS the living room's so small you'll almost be sitting behind the telly to watch the fucker.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:24, Reply)
I'd probably put the TV against a wall, so that wouldn't be a problem

(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:25, Reply)
Ah. Good thinking.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:26, Reply)
Great photo of the parking space.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:26, Reply)
As it doesn't seem to have a garden, that's the only outside space available
I look forward to being invited to the first barbecue of the summer being held on Chompy's allocated parking.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:28, Reply)
Who needs a lawn when you've got a lovely piece of tarmac eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:29, Reply)
A table and a few chairs
you'd never know the difference.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:30, Reply)
Reaction to this property doesn't seem to have been too positive.
In fact, I'd go so far as to say it's been largely negative.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:31, Reply)
Any property that is posted on here would get negative comments.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:35, Reply)
I think things should be kept along the same lines
ot seems to encourage longer replies and more thought out posts than /talk. Talk is more fast paced, not a bad thing but can lead to a loss of content at times.

/offtopic has some of the funniest stories OL in my view
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:01, Reply)
Your view is an odd one, I'll say that.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:04, Reply)
yeah I get that alot.
I'm just sorry that my idea for a projects board was shot down
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:11, Reply)
I've just had a really fucking hideous realisation.
When I started posting on here I was 31. Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:11, Reply)
I'm 30 now!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:11, Reply)
Great news!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:12, Reply)
Soon I'll be 31 though : (

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:13, Reply)
Terrible news!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:13, Reply)
I'm 31
Don't do it, it's not worth it. Just turn back.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:14, Reply)
If only someone had given me this advice back then.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:15, Reply)
Just get a new face stapled on and off you go
You can be 17 again
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:18, Reply)
Wow I'd no idea!
This is great!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:21, Reply)
I was 17

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:14, Reply)
go on...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:15, Reply)
I was a lurker for some time then made an account at age 17
posted on the main board, got called a gayer by no less than three people inside of 5 mins.

Never left since then.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:16, Reply)
go on...

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:28, Reply)
oh all right Mrs Doyle
I'll have a cup of tea
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:30, Reply)
I was 22 :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:18, Reply)
You're obviously referring to your IQ rather than age.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:22, Reply)
What are you cunts thoughts on this?
www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/27165567
(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:43, Reply)
looks alright
toilet's a bit grim
don't really get a sense of how its laid out, there's a room yes, and a kitchen bit, but where does the corridor go? Which ones are the bedrooms?
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:45, Reply)
if its like my mates in the same development
Front door to corridor left and right bedrooms each with attached bathroom. One bathroom has two doors. Then at the end living room with kitchen off to the right
(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:51, Reply)
TWO DOORS?
Does it have a public right of way or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:54, Reply)
That's the trouble with unfurnished places
They've got no furniture to tell you where you should be sleeping or sitting.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:51, Reply)
I slept in my bathroom the other night
The world's gone mad
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:53, Reply)
What are you, Japanese?
I've only ever seen talking furniture on Tomorrow's World.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:56, Reply)
The description says it has disabled features.
Bit like you.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:45, Reply)
nice
although expensive. But I am thinking in south wales prices
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:51, Reply)
There;s enough internet for everyone

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:50, Reply)
Get the fuck off my internet

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:50, Reply)
I remember when all this were fields
before the internet enclosures act
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:51, Reply)
I remember when all this just Ferris Bueller shouting instructions about noughts and crosses down a phone line

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:53, Reply)
STAY ABOUT FROM MY INTERNET

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:55, Reply)
Rubbish, there's only just enough for you and B3th to sit on.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:51, Reply)
I'm going home now
I love you all. Sleep safe. xx
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:59, Reply)

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