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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Hi guys!!!! Monty here, just starting a new thread!!!!!
Let's have a good news/bad news thread!!! They're always superLOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:49, 231 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Good news I'm seeing a flat I'm very interested in tonight
Bad news if I like it, it'll be £355 in fees before I even sign the contract.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:52, Reply)
I haven't rented a flat in about 13 years but I don't remember ever having to pay fees.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:54, Reply)
£100 per person for a credit check.
Which lets face it, if a fucking joke.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:55, Reply)
What you're doing here, Chompy, is getting raped.
What you should do is march into the office, pull down your trousers, bend over a table and yell "if you're going to do it, just do it!" until you get thrown out.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:56, Reply)
The only thing i can think about doing that won't put the rental in jeapordy.
Is pay it, get a reciept and then complain to the letting agents association later.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:58, Reply)
If you're going to rent the flat anyway
and sign a document that says you agree to paying those fees, then you deserve the apathy you'll get when you complain.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:02, Reply)
I will underline certain words.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:06, Reply)
YES!
More frivolous use of the word rape please.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:59, Reply)
HAHA
Oh man, I'm totally going to rape you for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:01, Reply)
I feel totally raped by this constant use of the word rape.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:01, Reply)
I rented one last year
I certainly didn't have to pay that much. It was under a tun, for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:55, Reply)
The management company will literally rape you for fees.
And if WW is reading this and wants to get offended at my use of the word rape to trivialise a company carrying out a legal transaction, I don't fucking care and I hope you get raped again as this would be very funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:55, Reply)
WW?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:56, Reply)
This got linked earlier.
www.b3ta.com/questions/selfimportant/post1842871
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:57, Reply)
Well that's dull.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:08, Reply)
Willard Whyte?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:58, Reply)
Oh nice.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:59, Reply)
BawHaaaw?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:29, Reply)
Have you met my friends Bambi & Thumper?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:31, Reply)
Charming as ever.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:57, Reply)
Oh, now, steady on.
People might think you're talking SERIUS on the INTERNET.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:10, Reply)
I ordered a tablet device - yay!
It was due to arrive today but didn't - boo!

In other news, it's warm and wet outside - just how I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:53, Reply)
What sort of tablet?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:54, Reply)
Lithium

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:54, Reply)
CQlols

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:54, Reply)
^This

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:54, Reply)
mindpiss.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:55, Reply)
what tablet did you order?

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:54, Reply)
Some no-name cheapy one. It's just for reading books - it was only £42.
Requirements were: internet, book-reading capability, big enough to read comfortably on but small enough to fit into suit jacket pocket.

Considering a basic Kindle only does books and is £50 second hand, it seemed like the best idea. Did I do good?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:57, Reply)
What kind?
That sounds like what I want.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:58, Reply)
Ear yew go:
www.amazon.co.uk/gp/offer-listing/B0099NPR84/ref=dp_olp_new?ie=UTF8&condition=new

EDIT: looking at it, it seems to have gone up now.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:00, Reply)
it looks shiny!!

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:02, Reply)
It will also enable me to do my make up in it while sitting on the train.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:03, Reply)
i'm sure transsexual make up requires a lot of effort.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:04, Reply)
Not to mention patience.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:06, Reply)
as a girl, I don't really have this problem.
I do lazy makeup for the most part. A little eyeliner and mascara and lip balm. That's usually it if I want to dress up.

If I want to go to town, it takes about 10 minutes to do my face.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:08, Reply)
I heard Noel could do your face in under 30 seconds.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:12, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:13, Reply)
See, my problem is that I have absolutely ENORMOUS eyes, so doing my eyes takes about 10 pints of mascara
and a half-hour train ride.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:13, Reply)
Will you be able to upgrade it to Jelly Bean?

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:06, Reply)
Erm ... I have absolutely no idea, I'm afraid.
I just want it to read books on, really, and get the internet should I want it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:11, Reply)
no idea.
I'm looking at either a surface/ipad for my birthday. Parents said I had to get something big. I think I'm going to ask for the surface as it's the less expensive (ie, less for my parents to fork out) and it avoids the apple consumerism...
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:00, Reply)
And it will work.
Unlike the Apple.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:09, Reply)
also, it's really light, and slim, and adobe compatible, so I can use it to write notes instead of printing out reams of paper note outlines to add to.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:15, Reply)
Exactamundo.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:18, Reply)
I have no idea what you're talking about there.
But just so you know, the new ipads come out in march, which at least will push the other models back price-wise.

The new ipads are going to be a lot thinner/lighter this year, using all that tech they learnt from the iPad Mini.

But saying that, I'd quite like a Surface myself.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:56, Reply)
Good news, I have Monday off nesxt week
Bad news, the time between now and the weekend will be frought and shit
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:54, Reply)
fraught*
why?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:55, Reply)
work innit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:56, Reply)
goddamn work.
I got two new jobs this week. I'm now a nanny on monday and tuesday evenings, and a takeaway cafe bitch on tuesday mornings and all day friday.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:57, Reply)
good news birthday in twenty days, which means free awesome shit
Bad news im turning thirty
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:56, Reply)
Yeah shut up Swizzle I'm 40 this year :o(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:58, Reply)
+ look 50.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:59, Reply)
well
You'll always be older than me
you AND Al :D
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:00, Reply)
I'm not as old as MOnty
I'm only 2 years older than you.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:01, Reply)
i always thought you were about 38

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:01, Reply)
No, 38 is his IQ score.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:02, Reply)

IQ BMI
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:09, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:11, Reply)
but you're still older
So I can be all "well al is doing so much better than me, house, wife, etc...but he is older than me so I have a bit to catch up"
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:04, Reply)
True
And you can always look at Monty and say "At least I'm not doing as badly as him"
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:08, Reply)
hahahahahaha
He still has a kid and his own place though :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:10, Reply)
A kid whom I have not seen in 2013.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:13, Reply)
:o(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:16, Reply)
You betcha.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:20, Reply)
thats shit

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:21, Reply)
HAHA!

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:00, Reply)
I'm 21 next week.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:01, Reply)
I@M 31 NEXT WEEK WE COULD BE TWINS

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:02, Reply)
OMG.
It's monday right isn't it? that's your birthday?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:05, Reply)
TOTES!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:12, Reply)
Totes having a drink for you.
but not til I get home from nannying.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:13, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:12, Reply)
Hey Monters.
I put a hawkwind live album on in the pub on Sunday night. And cried.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:01, Reply)
I am v gutted you couldn't come.
But also quietly relieved as I was so fucking bollocksed that I would have been a disgrace. Next time eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:06, Reply)
It's almost like you have no sense of moderation.
Doesn't sound like the Monty I know. Is everything ok at home?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:08, Reply)
On the whole the fact that I am a monumental hardman at the old 'entertainments' game stops me from ever being noticeably worse for wear.
This time I got caught out.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:10, Reply)
next time for sure.
I'm going to be in London a fair bit at the beginning of Feb. I'm sure we can catch a pint somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:11, Reply)
I shall hold you to that.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:12, Reply)
I should get the dates today at some point.
I'm going round a bunch of London pubs doing front of house training, as apparently my feedback scores are excellent, and everyone else in my district is shit. Which will only lead to me upsetting other managers by telling them how to run their own pubs. I will need a few drinks after that.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:14, Reply)
Let me know where and I can come and let you know if you are doing it right.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:17, Reply)
one piece of feedback from one of the pubs that a customer sent in was
"the young barman told me the food was a bit shit, because the second chef was on, and he's from poland"
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:30, Reply)
I am here 4 U x x

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:21, Reply)
Good news - We've just been given our first artwork approval of the week
Which is nice.

Bad - We've got another one to come, and I've got another to start from scratch, after we received shit instructions over paper size at the start.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:01, Reply)
Good news - the wheels are in motion for the digital release of our album
Bad news - still waiting for a decent pressing of the vinyl.

I know that you are all on tenterhooks about this exciting musical event, so I'll keep you all updated.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:06, Reply)
Will i be able to torrent it?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:10, Reply)
I'll be honest, I don't really know what that means.
Do you mean you would like to take a copy of it without paying for it, effectively stealing food out of the mouths of my children?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:12, Reply)
This is exactly what i would like to do
but don't worry the free album could lead to additional revenue from ticket and merchandising sales
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:13, Reply)
Good news, it's payday on Thursday for the first time since before Christmas. I'm not currently paying any rent.
Bad news: no sign of my inheritence. No sign of a flat move. Still got old shitty car due to lack of inheritence. Am the subject of office gossip again. My back hurts. We're short staffed at work again.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:10, Reply)
What's the gossip?
Also why don't you post links to the flats you are looking at so we can judge them for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:11, Reply)
I've been seeing one of the girls upstairs.
The other week one of the directors saw us out. This director is the office girls' boss' boss. We've been seen around by other people, too. Nobody's said anything to me, but the girl has been asked some questions.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:14, Reply)
So what, it's your life, fuck 'em

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:15, Reply)
Probably questions about girth and technique

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:16, Reply)
Questions like 'is it true he's got a micropenis?'

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:16, Reply)
In your own time, titch.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:17, Reply)
One of the other office girls I went out with a few years back
did indeed tell one of the receptionists my measurements. Fast forward three years to this Christmas party just gone and I am surprised by a "sooo....I hear" question by a forty five year old mother of three.

That was well awkward.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:20, Reply)
The moral to this subthread is
"don't sleep with work people".
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:21, Reply)
I'd have made her suck it on general principle.
Cheeky milfs.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:22, Reply)
You wouldn't. Trust me on that one.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:24, Reply)
What fucking business is it of theirs.
It's not like you are rutting in the disabled cludge.

Or beasting her up and down this guy's desk?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:16, Reply)
He is.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:18, Reply)
Her boss is a woman, Stunned.
gossipgossipgossip
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:18, Reply)
I use the word "splitarse".

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:19, Reply)
you could make up your own gossip for the office?
therefore they talk about what you want them to?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:12, Reply)
Good news - I'm back
Bad news - you only get me for an hour or so.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:11, Reply)
Someone is being a cunt to Monty and he's bleating.
Sort it, luv. Will yer?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:12, Reply)
Might as well ask her to fly.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:13, Reply)
Easyjet make her buy two seats : (

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:14, Reply)
Unfortunately it's the window and the aisle.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:15, Reply)
It's changed it's username.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:17, Reply)
Implying it's one of us and they're here RIGHT NOW
Oh, the intrigue.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:18, Reply)
Please confirm that is not one of my two accounts as Al seems to think.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:19, Reply)
I can confirm it's neither shed nor Legless is a cunt.
However, there's no-one above suspicion at the moment. many of you have 'form' in this area.

Also, if this is the most exciting thing happening here at teh moment, we're doing well...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:22, Reply)
So Battered has 3 accounts?

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:24, Reply)
2.
Edit: Shed's name has been changed to Legless is a prick
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:24, Reply)
whatevs, you just change what our posts say anyway

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:12, Reply)
Soz, and all that.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:13, Reply)
you won't be for long

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:14, Reply)
What a fucking cheek. 'Monty's Ex' has me on 2.0.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:17, Reply)
You'll be hearing from their lawyer soon enough.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:19, Reply)
Not being funny b3th, but what do you actually do as a MOD given that you don't actually do anythint to assist these obvious breaches of the conditions of using b3ta?

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:23, Reply)
If ONLY our campaign to get me mod had succeeded.
I'd have none of this shit I can tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:24, Reply)
You should tell Rob.
Tell him they all want you to be mod instead of me.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:26, Reply)
We did.
There was a campaign and everything, do you not remember?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:29, Reply)
Yes but they don't b3th, that would be a lie
/George Washington
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:29, Reply)
As much as they let me do.
You could always ask Rob to send one of the real mods round. I'm sure it would only improve this place.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:25, Reply)
wait
Wait
wait
wait
you're a mod?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:30, Reply)
Not so as you would notice.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:31, Reply)
ha, I do love a round of bully the half arsed mod.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:34, Reply)
Too obvious/easy:
half fat
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:35, Reply)
Oh, fuck you, ya hippy cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:37, Reply)
That is actually quite funny.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:19, Reply)
Yeah. 2.0 round the throat!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:20, Reply)
that's quite funny.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:22, Reply)
It would be funnier if the real one wasn't doing the same IRL.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:24, Reply)
true.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:25, Reply)
She's had my solicitor on 2.0 since September.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:28, Reply)
I'm sure this will ultimately work out well for her.
Everyone knows that if you refuse to acknowledge the law, it just goes away.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:30, Reply)
If you are the woman, and you have custody, they will do fuck all.
Four breaches of a court order in a month, and an arrest for assualt, and I get sod all.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:32, Reply)
Patience grasshopper.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:33, Reply)
chill homes.
These things take a while. You've got to be patient, keep plugging away with letters and being reasonable. And next time she attacks you, try and fall down some stairs, get some decent injuries, then tell everyone she pushed you.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:38, Reply)
A question
Since downloading music and films without the owners approval is terrible and wrong, would the same apply if it were possible to download food?

Would the person who first grew a carrot have the right to say it was wrong and terrible that lots of people had copies of the carrot that they put the effort into growing that carrot?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:22, Reply)
what?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:23, Reply)
No. They deserve none of the carrots they don't get.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:23, Reply)
if they grew the carrot themselves...
Shut the fuck up
(quintsy, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:24, Reply)
Only if they don't seed

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:24, Reply)
NO.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:25, Reply)
LTI.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:27, Reply)
I'm totally coming down to Barnet in the spring and stealing all your vegetables.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:29, Reply)
I'll welcome you with open arms.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:30, Reply)
+ kick his wing mirrors off.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:33, Reply)

kick rape
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:34, Reply)
Some cunt has already done that.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:34, Reply)
You should rape them

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:36, Reply)
I hide in the bushes in front of my house every night with my rape hammer, just in case they return.
Sadly most of my victims so far, as far as I can tell, have had nothing to do with the vandalism on my car.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:45, Reply)
i think that we should be able to order food like it is on tv
Have several food network restaurants, you call up and be all "oh yeah, nadia g had some fucking mushroom tortellini with some kinda sauce that took 20 hours to make, I want that" and then you go get it
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:36, Reply)
how come all the comedy accounts have a problem with monty?

(quintsy, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:23, Reply)
Who has the problem, Q? Is it them?
It's Monty isn't it?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:24, Reply)
monty has many problems, online bullying is the least of his worries :(

(quintsy, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:25, Reply)
You said it m'niggah.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:27, Reply)
I wish somebody hated me enough to make a fake quinten profile mocking my extravagant lifestyle

(quintsy, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:30, Reply)
When I first set up my spare account there were three Quentins on here, so I used a similar username, but never actually posted with it.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:33, Reply)
this place would be improved a million per cent if there were more quentins

(quintsy, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:35, Reply)
It's because he's such a dreadful cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:24, Reply)
^ this ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:25, Reply)
seems nice enough to me, you all need to man-up and stop getting upset when he points out how shit your taste in crunk and dubstep is

(quintsy, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:27, Reply)
it's you isn't it.
You're jealous of his Internet fame.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:24, Reply)
oh boy oh gee oh yes!
You know my secret, but actually this is a very upsetting post because I figured I was at LEAST as internet famous as monty
(quintsy, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:26, Reply)
You used to enjoy a good sparring session with Monts though, didn't you?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:28, Reply)
I used to enjoy a good sparing session with everyone

(quintsy, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:31, Reply)
Nowt wrong with a bit of an old spar now and again.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:33, Reply)
I prefer Londis myself

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:35, Reply)
Fuck it.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:36, Reply)
the one by me is a 7-11 now.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:35, Reply)
you were quints, but you've mellowed in your old age, and are barely here.
Heroes are soon forgotten
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:33, Reply)
(gif of dawson crying)

(quintsy, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:37, Reply)
alright?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:28, Reply)
no.

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:30, Reply)
No
Al's being disparaging and Monty wants to take the only perk I have left in life.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:31, Reply)
he wants to steal your bra?

(quintsy, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:33, Reply)
It'd take more than him to carry that off

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:34, Reply)
See, I was trying to think of a tit joke but I couldn't think of a decent one.
Nice to have you come through in a pinch, Q.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:35, Reply)
it's all about teamwork at the end of the day

(quintsy, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:36, Reply)
I'm not being a dick here, but what powers do you have?
I'd have said both the montys daughter and ex accounts are not cool, can't you get rid of them?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:35, Reply)
no she can't
At best she can edit the posts hilariously, or cry to a real mod
(quintsy, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:36, Reply)
The daughter one was perma banned I think.
what I find odd is that the posts don't get deleted when the account does.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:36, Reply)
people moan about losing the replies.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:36, Reply)
Ah. Of course.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:38, Reply)
No.
I can edit or delete posts, but don't have the top secret super codes for modding actual user accounts.

To be fair, that's a lot of power, and I guess Rob didn't want to start handing round teh keys to the office to everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:36, Reply)
I bet you can, you just haven't worked out how to.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:37, Reply)
there's probably a big fat DELETE button she can't see because there's a cake in front of her monitor

(quintsy, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:38, Reply)
Clicking this.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:41, Reply)
This is basically what I said.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:36, Reply)
yeah but I'm super popular.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:40, Reply)
Al is always disparaging.
He does that to deflect attention away from how adorable he actually is.

And if you are a MOD with no actual MOD powers, then you can't reasonably call yourself a MOD, can you?

Fair, clear and not misleading etc etc.

You disgust me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:36, Reply)
NEW THREAD!!!!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:42, Reply)

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