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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've been reading about this,
www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2013/feb/03/police-spies-identities-dead-children

I can't decide if it's a big deal. What do you think?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:12, 158 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I would be pretty horrified if I had a child that had died, and no one asked if they could use their identity.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:15, Reply)
I'm going to say something horrible now.
Did they have an identity if they didn't last more than a couple of days?
I'm having a bit of a crisis over all of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:19, Reply)
It's a fair observation.
I think if I'd had a kid who died and that miserable occurrence was later of use in getting some cunts arrested I think I'd be quite proud.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:21, Reply)
Of course if it was just to nick some hunt saboteurs or whatever then I'd be rather offended.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:21, Reply)
so,
as long as you feel the work that was done in your childs name was wothy you'd be cool with that? Fair.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:24, Reply)
Yes, I think that's my stance.
Imagine if your child's records helped a copper bust some fucking nonce ring or something. I think I'd be pleased that some good had finally come out of something so dreadful.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:27, Reply)
I think they mainly used the fake identities so that some undercover policemen could nob some hippy chicks.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:33, Reply)
what if they used both your child's name and corpse to bust open a necro-nonce ring?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:35, Reply)
you know he'd be wanking like a safari park chimp
who wouldn't?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:39, Reply)
it seems rather lacking in imagination
i mean, anyone can make up a name.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:16, Reply)
but you need it to be pretty tight if someone starts earching around about,
so you need a real birth record. I can't see why the police couldn't just put a fake one in?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:18, Reply)
I think even the filth aren't allowed to do that.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:18, Reply)
well quite
given the choice between taking people's records without the consent of their bereaved parents, and passing a law allowing a government department to issue fake records for this one tightly controlled purpose, i think the latter is more palatable, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:22, Reply)
i imagine it would be abused though.
but then, everything is really.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:25, Reply)
exactly
what they should do is put you and me in charge. we are incorruptible. and we would in no way give all the police offers names like pat mcgroin and wayne kerr.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:25, Reply)
I might just call them all Porky Pig and be done with it.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:32, Reply)
mmm bacon
no, wait.

rank, bacon.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:37, Reply)
normally their rank is something like sergeant
I don't think they'd believe bacon is a real rank.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:40, Reply)
Wasn't it so that there'd be birth records if someone was being checked up on?
I assumed this was why, rather than just for lolz. I have to say I didn't read the article.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:18, Reply)
I'd think the accompanying death certificate would be a bit of a giveaway.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:21, Reply)
our computers are borked for the second time in a week
it is so so so irritating. you should come and fix them.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:22, Reply)
Sure, get them to employ me and I'll be right there.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:31, Reply)
I know a lawyer, who's a bit of a dog. She's got the same first name as the mutt my grandmother had when I was a kid.
Funnily enough, the dog was overweight too...
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:18, Reply)
i have many more peaches on my phone........
anyone want to see a picture of battered giving lighty a reacharound?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:21, Reply)
Nah you're OK thanks

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:23, Reply)
if there were a speech bubble coming out of lighty's mouth
that is exactly what it would be saying. poor molested lighty.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:25, Reply)
:(
I've been nothing but nice, and I'm going to be collateral damage!

Paste Monty's head on instead.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:31, Reply)
which head?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:39, Reply)
I'm not sure I want to know about the under the table pictures now

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:49, Reply)
Not really.
Were any of those names particularly exclusive? I doubt it.
The sad thing about dead babies is that they died.
It was probably pointless to use the names of dead babies, but I think it was also pointless releasing this information now.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:18, Reply)
It's a method of creating an identity that has been used for a long time
IIRC it was detailed in 'Day of the Jackal'.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:18, Reply)
It was
Also gets frequently used for fraud, in benefits, fake ID's and so on
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:20, Reply)
That was my thought
it's a bit "well, duh, that's how it's done".

See also "Highlander", although for different reasons.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:20, Reply)
What's really good is when a girl is raped and dies in detention, because then you can use their ID for spying and lulz.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:20, Reply)
click

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:23, Reply)
POTD

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:27, Reply)
It doesn't strike me as a huge deal
,it's hardly Alder Hay disposing of parts of their body without telling anyone. Then again I am not the parent of a child either dead or living. I guess I may feel differently if I was. Although as long as I didn't bump into my long dead "son" when he was undercover at some hippy fest shagging his suspects, i'm not sure I'd care. Also I'm not sure why I'd bump into him while he was shagging his suspects.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:18, Reply)
You've not really thought this through have you?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:19, Reply)
Not in the slightest.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:20, Reply)
No big deal. Seems like a sensible procedure to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:19, Reply)
They have to comb archives of dead children to come up with the name "John Barker"?
Fucking hell. That's pitiful.

Gary Roedean.
Jonathon Pace
Ibrahim Ali.

Those are three just off the top of my head. All better names than John fucking Barker. There you go, Met, you can have those for free. I am available to make names up for you professionally if you want, you pitiful, stupid, unimaginative cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:20, Reply)
Good one Kroney.
I'll just check the birth records for those people and there will be legitimate records won't there?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:22, Reply)
Good one, Monty, check the records and you'll find their death certificates, too.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:23, Reply)
No I won't, because you just made them up, you flid.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:24, Reply)
You will on the real people.
Unless it's not ok for the Police to make up birth certificates for pretend people, but it *is* ok for them to hide the death certificates of real people.

The latter is certainly more disturbing than the former.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:28, Reply)
You need a birth certificate to get other government documents issued
They point is they don't by default check for a death certificate, and they're harder to check anyway as they're considered medical records.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:34, Reply)
It's fine Lighty, Kroney's embarrassed enough about his spasticated post as it is.
No need to rub it in.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:42, Reply)
but he LIKES that

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:46, Reply)
It's fun!

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:51, Reply)
probably
you know what the french government is like
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:23, Reply)
Wasn't Ibrahim Ali in the ill-fated, post John Squire, Stone Roses?

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:23, Reply)
Oh man, I saw that line-up at Reading '96 :(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:27, Reply)
May your god have mercy on your soul.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:35, Reply)
I was feeling profoundly meh about the whole thing
then I saw Keith Vaz was against it, so I now think all police officers should be given the identities of dead babies and then go to life with the bereaved parents.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:22, Reply)
Keith Vaz is a knob.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:22, Reply)
this was basically my point
I cannot remember exactly why, but I know he's a colossal cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:25, Reply)
Keith Vag

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:41, Reply)
It's not very nice, but then the parents were never going to find out until the papers reported it.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:24, Reply)
I blame the Telegraph.
or the stupid police man who didn't keep his fucking mouth shut.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:27, Reply)
In my opinion, the fact that it was going on without parents knowing makes it worse, not better.
I'm pretty sure that, if contacted, a lot of people would be fine with the Police using their child's details in the pursuit of criminals. A lot wouldn't, but they should have the choice on how their child's name is used.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:30, Reply)
That's also a fair enough view.
The main thing I have a problem with in this whole story is that using dead childrens birth certificates was like option one.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:32, Reply)
well, then we should go the way that organ donering ought to be, and make it an opt out thing
If you give enough of a shit, you can make the effort to opt out, otherwise, we will assume you're cool to have your dead kids name used, and we can have your kidneys.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:34, Reply)
probably not on the same form though,
might cause confusion.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:34, Reply)
They should just take peoples' organs secretly, too.
Oh wait, that totally happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:37, Reply)
do you have a problem with someone taking your organs when you're dead?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:39, Reply)
When its my withered blue cock, yes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:40, Reply)
He said 'When you're dead', not 'When you're in bed'.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:44, Reply)
Speak up dearie

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:45, Reply)
Don't call me Deirdrie.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:45, Reply)
Madison Avenue's Coronation St related single?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:47, Reply)
I GET THIS JOKE!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:48, Reply)
I'm old. I'd have gone with 'Voice Of The Beehive'.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:49, Reply)
I have both of these songs on the same playlist.
How wacky is that???
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:51, Reply)
That's one word for it...

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:52, Reply)
I know another.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:58, Reply)
I'm not an organ donor
If I'm not an organ donor, then assuming I'd have a problem with it should be the default position.

I'm not saying I do have a problem with it, but giving you my preference wouldn't answer the question you should have asked in response to the point I was making.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:45, Reply)
So can we have your kidneys or what?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:47, Reply)
You wouldn't want them, srsly.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:48, Reply)
Fair enough,
I'm just in the "well, a dead kid doesn't really need those organs, and they might do some real good, so go for it"
Admittedly, doing it in secret seems a bit daft, as I'm sure a lot of people would be cool with their kid saving another kids life, unless they are some sort of selfish religious bollock head.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:50, Reply)
There's nothing wrong with that opinion, don't get me wrong.
But the parents have the rights to choose what's done with their dead kids. I think that applies to their names as well as their bodies. I'm yet to see a convincing argument otherwise that isn't "I don't really have a problem with it", which isn't any sort of argument at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:54, Reply)
Yeah, but it would ruin the whole point if it was made public knowledge.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:04, Reply)
Perhaps we should ask why this has come to light now?
Perhaps it's part of the gradual drip of attacks on the police to get them ready to be privatised.
See here for more examples, particularly the John Humphries one.
inspectorgadget.wordpress.com/
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:27, Reply)
Are you on some pay-per-click scheme for that blog?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:28, Reply)
No, I just find it interesting.
at least it makes no secret of being biased.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:34, Reply)
I THINK IT'S AN OUTRAGE!
Nah, you're alright you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:29, Reply)
TWOOOOOOOOOOOO
HAAAAAAAAAAAAATS
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:30, Reply)
*beats chest*
Alright love?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:32, Reply)
Yeah I'm OK thanks boss-man.
How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:32, Reply)
Not bad at all
10:30 and it's already been a long week. Such is life.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:34, Reply)
I hear ya, brah.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:39, Reply)
Morning.
I overheard a conversation in the pub yesterday, and this girl was telling her mate that she has a third kidney. Do you reckon that counts as a super power?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:35, Reply)
Just in case she gets a flat
I swapped mine over for winter kidneys in Novermber
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:38, Reply)
WHAT?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:40, Reply)
Be prepared

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:40, Reply)
tyre related puns

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:45, Reply)
Jesus, YES
Her piss must be super filtered.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:42, Reply)
i reckon she must only piss like twice a week.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:48, Reply)
This was part of the plot of The Day of the Jackal.
It seems sensible to me. The alternative is to have fake birth recoreds created, which could be found to be false by a determined counter intelegence agent.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:30, Reply)
GAY of the Jackal MORE LIKE!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:31, Reply)
Oh, you went there!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:34, Reply)
I can't believe you have De Gaulle to say that

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:37, Reply)
I liked Day of the Jackel
it was way better than the piece of shit remake with Richard Gere where they try and make out that the IRA are freedom fighters.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:48, Reply)
The ED-209 gun Bruce WIllis makes made me lol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:48, Reply)
I really don't think it's appropriate for you to post in a thread about children. Particularly dead ones.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:35, Reply)
Why not?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:37, Reply)
Because he has admitted to being sexually attracted to underage girls.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:38, Reply)
I lose track of all the noncery on here
Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:38, Reply)
Alright Legless

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:39, Reply)
I don't even!
I only had 3 gins last night
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:39, Reply)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:40, Reply)
chin chin!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:41, Reply)
Hello!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:42, Reply)
Labs?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:42, Reply)
RIP Labs's chins.
They are no more.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:43, Reply)
Nah, you're not seeing them.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:43, Reply)
Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:44, Reply)
Labs PLEEEEZE?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:44, Reply)
Alright, but you'll have to move my boobs out of the way first.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:46, Reply)
*strains*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:47, Reply)
* pukes *

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:47, Reply)
I wonder how many of these same identities have been used for criminal purposes?
Seems a bit more logical to be upset by that, if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:41, Reply)
It's pretty logical to be upset
by people using the details of your loved ones without bothering to tell you, as though your feelings weren't important.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:49, Reply)
Perhaps I'm completely heartless
but I really can't see what there is to be upset about. Then again, as Scarpe said earlier, I'm not a parent.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:57, Reply)
Neither am I, but I can see how people would be upset by it.
Personally, I might not be. That doesn't stop me from seeing the issue.

So yeah. Heartless. Soz.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:00, Reply)
Cool.
What if they made up random names and birthdates, and just happened to land on ones that matched dead babies? I mean, if it really was done randomly, would they still be at fault?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:03, Reply)
If my kid died
I'd have better things to worry about than whether or not some copper is out there using the name Battlecat Tatooine.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:42, Reply)
officelolling big style here

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:43, Reply)
Hey PJ how's it going? Any chance of those films plz?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:44, Reply)
The ones of PJ and his kids playing their 'special Star Wars roleplay'?
You disgust me.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:45, Reply)
Yup, those ones.
He promised I could have them once Bartleby had finished with them.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:48, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:51, Reply)
Yeah
Theres still a chance. You know, if I stop being utter shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:48, Reply)
hmmm
what to + ? "an" or "ly" ?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:51, Reply)
I'd like to seize that chance if i might.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:57, Reply)
so.... many...... strike........... throughs............

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:58, Reply)
so....... much...... punctuation............................................................

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:00, Reply)
ROFLCOPTERS
Office discussion just now, talking about birds (feathered variety)

Chris: "Theres a question. Do birds have cocks?"

TC: "In Thailand, yes"
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:44, Reply)
you have now put the top cat tune in my head
i hope you get a boil right over your japs eye.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:48, Reply)
How do you get Top Cat from that?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:49, Reply)
they always called him TC

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:51, Reply)
Ahhh
TC was my best man
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:51, Reply)
i am still wishing for the giant pus-filled boil

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:53, Reply)
What, battered?
Oh, no, you said 'giant'.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:58, Reply)
oooooof
if his belt weren't already so low, you'd have been below it
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:58, Reply)
I'm mean when I'm sleep deprived.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:00, Reply)
Down to 27 hours a day now?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:02, Reply)
Oh, you flid.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:51, Reply)
This is my favourite reply of the day just because of it's brutal simplicity.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:54, Reply)
:o(

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:02, Reply)
That's raised a lol

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:48, Reply)
The speed of the response was rather brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:49, Reply)
Who ever clicked that 'raped and dies' post, thanks. It looks *great* on the popular page like that...

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:58, Reply)
No problem! x

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:00, Reply)
* screen grabs *

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:01, Reply)
I've started a new thread.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:04, Reply)
Well done you.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:05, Reply)
You utter cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:06, Reply)
He he he

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:11, Reply)

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