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Interviews money and jobs oh my.
I'm posting this because it didn't get enough attention yesterday.
www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2013/feb/01/artist-cheque-milton-keynes-gallerySo is this a big con, is it worth me having a look around tonight?
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PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:32,
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I don't see why it wouldn't be worth you having a look.
At the worst you will go and visit an art gallery.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:35,
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That's true, and it's free to look around!
MK is great.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:36,
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You could always enter MK Calling and earn £8,000
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:43,
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I have no talent at all I'm afraid.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:44,
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but what if he accidentally gets cultured?
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:37,
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I'll head back and watch 3 hours of ITV
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PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:40,
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I hope they have some kind of decompression zone with tellys playing the Splash! omnibus
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:42,
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*prays for the bends*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:42,
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the +er
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PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:43,
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obvious strikethrough is obvious
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:43,
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obvious strikethrough is obvious I am a bent spastic
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:44,
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I know you are
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:45,
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I watched that on Saturday. it was shit.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:43,
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Did you watch all of it?
I've seen bits nd bobs and my gtod that was enough
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:44,
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the last half an hour, a hairdryer was on in the room though, so that helped.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:45,
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Gentle soothi9ng white noise
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:46,
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I ran round the hotel room barking.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:50,
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I quite liked it, better than Strictly Come Dancing and Ice Something.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:52,
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so the only way to get the people of MK to do something cultural is to bribe them?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:37,
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Londoners flock to their world renowned galleries and museums every weekend I'm sure.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:39,
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Judging by how full they were yesterday i would say that they do
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:40,
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I dunno you sounds sarcastic
but I've been to the national history museum and it was pretty busy, I don't understand london accents though. It was all zut alors this and naturlich that
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:41,
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Hahaha, I can just picture myself picking up some poncy 200 year old table, flipping it over, smashing it up, then moving onto the next exhibit.
Then as I walk out the place, leaving a trail of distruction, someone'll ask me if I found the cheque, and I'll reply "What cheque?".
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:47,
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you could say that was performance art!
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PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:51,
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Well this is all going well.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:59,
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I hope you are pleased with yourself.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:03,
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I'm on both /talk and /offtopics popular pages AGAIN.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:04,
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I'm replying to this post in the hope that some of the glory will rub off on me.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:04,
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I'm not going to rub off on you I'm afraid.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:05,
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You would if you met him
He's all rugged.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:06,
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Don't get buggered by rugged, that's my motto.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:07,
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Are you offering your self to Darth here?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:08,
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Hey Chompy, I just read issue 92 of X Men.
Have you read any comics recently?
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Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:05,
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Nah, I'm not really into them
My old housemate had hundreds so I just said "what are the best 5" and read them. Which were watchmen, a couple of batman ones and one about Iron man dying.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:06,
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I have some batman ones to read at home.
I'm a bit concerned though, because the way comic book nerds bang on about them you would think they weer great literature, or possibly incredibly well drawn. But all the "classic" ones i've read have been drawn like comics and have fairly basic storylines.
I enjoyed Watchmen, but it's not exactly "The Count of Monte Cristo".
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Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:07,
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The classic ones are shit to be honest.
There's a really good batman one, which barely has batman in it. It's about how one street kid ends up as one of Jokers henchmen. Worth a read.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:08,
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What's it called?
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Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:09,
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I've got that one to read
It's one that is considered a "classic"
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Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:13,
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oh, I thought you meant classic as in, from the 60s
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PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:14,
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Some of them are.
But I'm thinking of things like the Dark Phoenix storyline in Xmen and the Knightfall story when Bane breaks batmans back and the one when one of the Robins dies.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:25,
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I used to quite like The Beano.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:09,
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I'm all about Little Plum.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:23,
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The Count of Monte Cristo is one of my all-time favourite books.
I think it's been long enough since my last read of it that I'm allowed another go.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:12,
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You can always have another go.
At least, that's what your mum always told every passing stranger on the kings road.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:14,
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But in seriousness, it is a great book.
I think I prefer The Three Musketeers, but only just.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:14,
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It's a tough call but I think I favour the Count - but again only just.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:15,
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I have read them both and thought they were ok.
But given that Dumas had a life of excess until he finally died in penury, I can see why you approve.
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Kroney, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:18,
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YOURN a 'Dum-ass'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:20,
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Do you work for HTC?
Both of these books came free on the book thingy on my phone.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:16,
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You can get them on Project Gutenberg
Anything over 50 years or something is now out of copyright and can be downloaded for free. AND IT'S NOT THEFT!
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Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:21,
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As that the one where Wolverine bums Professor x witjh his massive metal cock?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:06,
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Yeah.
Also, I don't understand why it's impossible to actually buy these old comics. I get that the original first editions are valuable if you like that sort of shit, but why no reprint them for people who have heard that a story was good but don't actually want to track down obscure shit in shops run by sweaty virgins?
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Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:09,
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It's prolly a nerd conspiracy designed to keep prices high.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:12,
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It's the same with records.
In order to make it worthwhile they would have to produce limited runs of the reprints, with a premium price.
Then these would all sell out to collectors and soon you would end up with sellers flogging the reissues at similar prices to the originals.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:15,
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High Rise II by Japrock legends High Rise was repressed as a 1000 run about ten years ago.
It's £500. Wot cunts, I really want that. cf Shogun Assasin soundtrack.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:19,
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Did you ever read Julian Cope's Japrocksampler?
If so, could you sum it up for me here?
Thanks in advance.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:31,
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I have it at home.
It's a list of records and potted histories of the bands who made them.
They're all nips. The end.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:33,
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I don't get it, comics are for children and fat warhammer nerds
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:17,
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Or 'b3tans' as they are known collectively.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:18,
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Have you read this one?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:07,
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No, but I wish I owned it.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:08,
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OK now I'm interested.
I do also have all of Pete Loveday's 'Russell' comics too because I'm really into 'graph novs'. And 'cinema' obv.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:10,
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What the fuck is a Rick James?
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Kroney, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:19,
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Don't embarrass yourself Kroney.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:20,
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It sounds and looks like a shit wrestler.
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Kroney, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:20,
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Looks and sounds like Rick James to me, but then I'm not a French cretin.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:21,
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I googled him.
Looks like shit Prince tribute act.
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Kroney, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:22,
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Wrong way round.
That's like saying Jimi Hendrix ripped Prince off.
In truth his life is more entertaining than his records. He and his wife got done for 'sexual kidnap' some years ago.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:23,
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He totally did.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:24,
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Totes.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:27,
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Why would they print a comic about how Prince's paedo dad became the Hulk?
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Kroney, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:24,
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Bit more entertaining than that bender David Banner wouldn't you say?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:25,
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Would I? I dunno, I'm finding this all pretty confusing.
What's James Brown doing on the cover and why're there tanks?
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Kroney, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:27,
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No you idiot that's Ainsley Harriott.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:29,
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What a stupid comic.
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Kroney, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:30,
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Yeah no wonder he gave up and tried to be a cook instead.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:34,
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Pretty sure that if a white guy called a black guy a "brotha", he'd get stabbed.
Maybe that's why Ainsley's Hulking out.
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Kroney, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:36,
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No, I think that is actually Ains's brother.
Their mum was a right slag.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:39,
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I'd like to shove a 'Mary Marrow' up his black bellend.
The fucking cunt.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:37,
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"Next week in Marvel's What If? series, what if BATTERED BECAME THE HULK?"
He'd be lifting pedal cars over his head and that.
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Kroney, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:38,
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"Malteaser Man" was never going to take off as a super hero name
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:37,
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Ooooooooooooookkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:30,
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No that was Lenny Henry on Tiswas.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:31,
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Oh yeah, I love that song he does
"I believe in miracles..."
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:40,
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AWOOGA!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:41,
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*pats fanny*
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:43,
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I just read this
english.bouletcorp.com/2013/02/04/paola-4/Rather excellent, I thought.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:30,
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I don't quite understand it
but it was enjoyable.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:44,
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Time travel makes for confusing stories
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:47,
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that was indeed, rather good.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:50,
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I'm not interested in comics.
I have Rolos.
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Kroney, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:15,
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gizus ya last ione
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:17,
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I have never given anyone my last Rolo.
Forever akrone.
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Kroney, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:19,
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My thoughts are with you at this difficult time.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:17,
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Sorry I was thinking of 'rickets'. As you were.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:17,
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I always do that when I'm thinking about the actor Alan Roloman.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:23,
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You want to give him your last one?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:25,
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I don't like rolos
Oh no, I love it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:27,
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And homosexual Coronation St actor turned failed pop act turned failed Tory politician Adam Rolos.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:25,
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Your rickets are with me at this difficult time?
B3ta's very odd today. I feel like I've walked into the Twilight Zone.
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Kroney, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:29,
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It all went a bit odd when Winders revealed that his favourite snack was cat biscuits.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:30,
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I'm not going into his pub. The communal peanuts will probably turn out to be IAMS
I mean, the man mixed up cat biscuits with a Jammy Dodger, so it's not beyond the realms of believability.
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Kroney, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:31,
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CH: "Happy Christmas. Love you, Dad."
PH: "Well I hate you, so fuck off."
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:44,
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CH: "Well I'm proud and I love you, Dad."
PH: "Leave me alone, you have no place in my life and no right to be proud. It's irritating that you don't seem to take the point. You are such an autistic piece of shit. Don't contact me again you make me feel sick
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PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:45,
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I reckon he's an anxy little shit.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:46,
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If I was his brother I would batter the shit out of him.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:47,
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Gonz, you couldn't batter a piece of haddock.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:58,
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+ Captain
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:00,
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It's quite funny
But at the same time incredibly sad.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:45,
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PH: "Don't text me you fat piece of shit."
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PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:46,
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Ha ha ha. That one wins.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:48,
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Just like your face.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:46,
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It would be sad if it was someone you knew and liked
but since he's clearly a world class bellend of a politician, it's incredibly funny.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:53,
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The breakdown of any family is sad regardless of what you may think about his politics
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:55,
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Al is all about the politics.
Silly, ill thought out student politics mind you.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:57,
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No it isn't.
Especially if it was yours.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:58,
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Lol imagine if he was so sad he killed himself!
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PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:58,
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Stocks in KFC would reach an all time high
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Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:59,
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This seems pretty overly agresssive, peter is the innocent victim in all of this
and if you think that this family tragedy, which has destroyed his relationship with his father and will probably affect him for the rest of his life , is funny then I'm surprised and disappointed in you AL.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:00,
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You're not really surprised and disappointed. You already knew Al's a prick.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:01,
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I was very pleased to see that on the popular page last week.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:02,
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as was I
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:04,
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I love it when people try to occupy the moral high ground on here.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:01,
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I ma without sin and thus free to occupy any ground I like
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:02,
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Your ma is a fucking slag.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:03,
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It would only be funnier if Peter was actually filming himself while cutting his arms while he wrote the text messages
and that video was released by The Sun which lead to Chris Hune having a complete mental breakdown and running across Lambeth Bridge in his just his underpants before being hit by a concrete truck.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:01,
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I didn't know you could make trucks out of concrete
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:03,
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They are hard to move around after about 2 hours.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:03,
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I think he is a whinging cunt.
I am surprised it took him until he was 18 to figure out that his Dad is a cancerous polyp on the anus of humanity.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:03,
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surprised it took him until he was 18 to figure out that his Dad is
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:05,
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STOTD.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:07,
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Hahahahahahahaha.
*strikethroughlols*
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:08,
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roffle
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:15,
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Politicians are cunts who tell lies. Who knew?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:55,
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Well yes, that was kind of my point.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:56,
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*Copy over from Facebook*
All this over a sodding speeding fine.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:46,
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I think this is more about a teenager's reaction to the breakdown of his parents' marriage.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:58,
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lolariously!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:00,
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HEY GANG THERE'S A WAQQQUI NEW THREAD!!!!111!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:08,
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